Episodes
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247 - The Poo-Butt Shuffle at Target
Hola peckerheads! Join the fellas for another life affirming podcast. Jason is wearing sunglasses in case he gets aids. Chris tries to trick a guy into touching his peter in a Target bathroom. Have you ever used grounded toenails as salt and pepper? Is Rick Flair or Uncle Joey the next person off...
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246 - Ozzy, Epstein, and Poop Panties
Hey there peckerheads! The fellas are here once again to bless your day with fulfillment that only they can provide. Chris can't figure out how dishwashers work. Jason puts on the tin foil hat and breaks down the Jeffery Epstein saga. Chris gives Ozzy his props. Jason is too badass for kidney...
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245 - Indian Sidewalk Gas
Hello peckerheads! Chris and Jason are here to solve all the world's issues for the 245th time in a row. Jason tells you why to avoid Marathon gas. Chris wonders if we're all incest babies. How much time does Diddy do? How packed is his freak schedule when he gets out? Is the Punisher being...
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244 - Butt Sweatin' On a Tuesday
Hello peckerheads! There's a heatwave in Cincinnati and there's no air condition in the studio but the fellas risked their lives to record another masterpiece of artistic nothingness. Would you buy redbull for your kids? How big of a loser is the dork that got mad when Jamarr Chase wouldn't sign…
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243 - ICE Deez Nuts
Hello tubby turds! Join the guys this week for the most important podcast since the last podcast that they did. Chris tells us why he hates California this week while Jason defends Pablo at Home Depot but both agree that if you're waiving a Mexican flag above burning cars then you should get you...
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242 - Stealing 71 Billion Dollars
Hello python peckers! It's that time of the whatever and the fellas are here to deliver another marvelous masterpiece of a podcast that will save humanity. Did Jason steal 71 billions dollars? How did a drive by cuck fall in love with someone as old and ugly as Chris? Will shooting people start...
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241 - Chris isn't Dead
Welcome fart connoisseurs! The team is united once again as it turns out that Chris really didn't die. Jason wanted a black pope. Chris turns down taking a dude's wife out for a weekend of romance. When did Justin Jefferson start dressing like a Persian prince? Is Chris not manly because he...
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240 - Chris is Dead
Hello turd warriors! Chris was murdered by an angry cuck so Ryan Acres joins the show as a temporary replacement. We talk about the possibility of actually pulling off a ZZ Bottom. Ryan also tells us about 2 new sex positions called the Kings Crown and Davey's Havoc. We know Chris was old enough…
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239 - Satan Worshipping Dogs
Howdy Doody Peckerheads! Join the fellas for another outstanding episode of the number one podcast that's recorded on Jason's street. Maybe. I'm not quite sure. Didn't ask around. Anyhow....This week we find out what dogs are really doing when they scratch their butts on the floor. Jason and…
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238 - Declawed Gerbils and the Men Who Boof Them
Hey there jolly peckerheads! Jason has been doing charity work for rich people in Honduras but now we're back and ready to solve all the world's issues. Did JD kill the Pope? Would you rather hang out with a guy that bangs dogs, a guy who bangs chickens till their dead, or a guy who puts declawed...
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237 - Celebrity Death Pool 2025
Welcome to the 2025 Celebrity Death Pool episode! Which celebrity will kick the bucket this year and how many points will it give some peckerhead in their death pool? Which professional wrestler's heart will explode from the gallons of steroids and booze over the years? Will someone take out a...
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236 - Chris Made A Porn
Hello peckerheads! It's been a long couple of weeks but the guys are back to tell you it's your fault that they haven't recorded but would still like you to join them for another brilliant conversation between buffoons. Chris makes a porn unbeknownst to him and now feels like the victim of sexual...
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235 - Lasagna Fleshlight
What it be, peckerheads! The guys are back for a discussion that may change the world or at least waste an hour of your time. Who is going to be the first person to try out the Log Flume in Gaza? Is anyone outside of Kansas City rooting for the Chiefs? Would you be willing to hang out in a…
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234 - Go Away Elon
Good afternoon peckerheads! The guys are back and it hasn't been 2 weeks! Is Elon Musk the biggest douche in the country? Did he actually invent anything? Why did the old president and the new president pardon people that should stay in prison and why do they both suck? Chris tells us about a…
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233 - Ohio State Fans Suck
Hello turd nuggets! The fat bastard and old dipshit are back to warm your hearts and minds with a great conversation about nothing important. Chris is angry at the homeless after they turned down his old coat with a broken zipper. Jason becomes an expert on the history of DMX. Chris finds out if...
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232 - New Year, Same Idiots
Happy 2025 Dorks! We welcome in the New Year by having a great conversation that accomplishes nothing and yet saves the world at the same time. Why are ladies calling Chris "Daddy Long Crack" on the streets? Who won 2024's Celebrity Death Pool? Are foreigners smarter than Americans or are...
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231 - Free Luigi Pepperoni
What it be, Mussolini! Join the fellas for a jam packed conversation about stuff! You know you love stuff! Jason throws his support behind a murderer. Chris is angry about the cost of wank off toys. Creepy Kev is getting a law in his honor. In a shocking turn of events, it turns out that…
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230 - Dirty Bridge Burner
Hello Goose Peckers! The fellas find time to get together and record another episode of life saving advice and pure garbage. Chris finds out that Conor Mcgregor is a sexual predator. Uber gave Jason and every other driver another unannounced pay cut. Chris finds a new partner but she isn't into…
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229 - Citizenship or Death
Hey there pink eye enthusiasts! The old man and the fat man are back for another blabber fest that eventually solves all the world's problems. Jason offers to help Donald Trump by developing a new border policy where everyone wins....well almost everyone. Chris almost dies but just pees his pants...
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228 - Traditional Capital Storming
Well its been a week! Join the guys as the figure out where we go from here. Should the Bengals fire Zac Taylor? Is it mom's fault that women can't win the presidency? Should all the Theys and Gays join together and storm the capital? Why did the Dems lose everything? Do people actually believe...
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227 - Say No to Blue Chews
Hey pencil pecker! The fellas somehow managed to record two weeks in a row so listen to the stupid crap they have to say. Bronny James makes his NBA debut and old white dudes everywhere are upset about it. Chris gives us a review of Blue Chews. Jason sees a dead body. The guys pick their NBA team...
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226 - Part Time Podcast
Hey there jolly nips! Join us for the most reliably unreliable podcast in southern Ohio. Chris has a new cuck opportunity but is scared the girl just won't be impressed with him after banging half the state. Jason still can't fathom how parents lead their children to Catholicism after their…
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225 - Hero or Diddler?
Welcome fellow humans! Join us for another chat about nothing and everything all at once. Local legend, Pete Rose, died and we discuss the different opinions you're hearing from around the city. Why did P. Diddy need all that baby oil? When did J.D. Vance become so damn handsome? Did Biggie…
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224 - Just Let Them Eat the Geese
Hello pumpkin butt! Join the fellas as they solve all the world's issue. Are the Haitians eating the cats? Why would anyone have 50 cats to begin with? Jason explains why seeing someone eat a goose at a park is a day enhancer. Chris gets a complaint on his favorite swinger site. Who was at fault…
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223 - The Goober Load
Hello perky patties! Come join us for another glorious discussion about nothing and everything at the same time. Chris the bull has been grazing pastures looking for a new hot wife only to once again run into discolored genitalia. Jason is still an unemployed loser that spends hours researching...
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222- Come Hither TikTok Tabbi
Hello peckerheads! You know what they say, it's the dog's dong days of August so join us as we bang out another masterpiece of nothing. Chris convinces Jason that Brittney Griner has an adam's apple? Chris doesn't convince Jason that illegals are just handed cars, houses, and food stamps when…
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221 - Make Weed Illegal Again
Hello Bobby Brown fans! Join us as we verbally hump around on a Thursday morning. We get an email letting us know the show is going down the dumper because we have nothing prepared. We answer by doing a podcast earlier than we've ever done before with absolutely nothing prepared. Join Jason for a...
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220- The Olympics are Sassy
Hello bucket o' turds! Join the fellas for the greatest podcast since the last one. We discuss Last Suppergate and ask why are all these straight dudes watching the Olympics anyway? Speaking of dudes, the lady boxer from Algeria isn't one so shut up already. Why does JD Vance think he's from...
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219 - Every Inch Matters
Hey there goofy patriots and dirty commies! Come join the fellas as America continues to fall into chaos. We discuss the assassination attempt and how dumb the fall out has been. Biden looked in the mirror and noticed that he was old but now what the hell are the democrats supposed to do? Are…
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218 - Unemployed Loser
Hello, ya dirty dissidents! Join the fellas for another remarkable podcast about nothing. Jason loses his job and is trying to figure out as a 43 year old what he wants to be when he grows up. Chris is scared of the recent shootings in the Cincinnati area. Jason is angry at Grippos chips. Some…
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217 - Popsicle Enemas > Narcan
Anyone else suddenly have some free time on their hands? Even if you don't then force feed yourself a giant helping of Shut Up Cincinnati. Chris embraces his old white guy and let's loose on Bronny James and Jason's sweet baby girl, Angel Reese. Jason meets a guy who was brought back to life by…
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216 - They're Coming for Your Porn!
Hey bunker-balls! It's Monday so that means another outstanding episode of the non-award winning podcast, Shut Up Cincinnati. Jason wonders why no one thanked him on Juneteenth. Chris is picking up girls at the battered women shelter. What the hell is up with states making porn harder to watch?…
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215 - Inflation Has Impacted The B-Hole
Hello panty sniffers and toenail inspectors! Welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up Cincinnati. As always, the guys answer all of life's important questions and update you on the world's events. Chris is angry because the price to get his butthole waxed has increased over 50 percent. Jason…
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214 - Heroin for the Gymnasts
Hello pud wackers! Nice to meet you, now will you please drink this cup of juice and pledge your allegiance to the greatest podcast that never tries. Join the peckerheads this week as we discuss how junkies keep their balance, why some murdered kids shouldn't really count, and if there are only…
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213 - Kevin Spacey's Newest Student w/ Nate B
Hey there peckerheads! It's been a few weeks since the fellas blessed you with their silly banter and we'd like to apologize but we won't. Instead, just join us this week for a brand new hour of non-sense! Could you jerk off to the Invasion of Normandy? Should drug dealers use chop sticks or...
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212 - Watching Cripples Sleep
Hello mutant muffs! Join us for another wonderful podcast that is bound to change your life. Jason has eye aids and Chris is thinking about becoming an independent porn videographer. An old sex offender friend has made the news again but not for peepin' this time. Some lady leaves rib bones in...
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211 - Flame Throwing Robot Dogs
Hello wieners! The guys are back after a 2 week hiatus to save humanity with a podcast about nothing important. We talk about our guys trip and find out if anyone pooped on the floor. We wonder if our audience can buy us a flame throwing dog to clean snow off the driveway and catch really…
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210 - OJ was Misunderstood
Hey there worm wranglers! Join us for another funky rendition of the Shut Up Cincinnati Podcast. This week we say goodbye to an American hero, OJ Simpson. Jason gives a ride to a dirty stripper who makes him hold her ice cream. Chris farts on a guy and blames it on Indian food. The nightgown…
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209 - Puff the Magic Diddler
After missing last week due to a going to jail for killing a family while trying to dodge a polar bear in Kentucky, the boys are back and ready to talk about nothing. What the hell is up with Diddy? Who would live in a funeral home? Will the great white hope, Caitlin Clark, save the WNBA? Why…
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208 - Advanced Level Bulling w/ Ryan Acres
Hey there! We got a doozy for you this week. Chris visits the cuck in the nightgown for part 2 of epic sexual savagery. Ryan and Jason give Chris feedback and congratulate him for peeing on their floor. Detective Bauman dives deep and finds the suspects in the dong licking kitty case. Jason tries...
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207 - Butt Lettuce for Giraffes
Welcome turd cutters! Join the fellas for another marvelous podcast that will change your life. The guys discuss why dildos are usually pink, if they would take a picture with Donald Trump, and NFL free agency. Who is leaving rubber ducks at Chris's house? Should you get jail time for threatening...
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206 - Pecker Licking Cats
Hey there bird brain! Yeah, You! Listen to this wonderful podcast about all the important things and absolutely nothing at the same time. Do freaks who take part in beastiality consider if the animal is male or female? What would you do if a kitten licked your thang while you were romances...
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205 - Chris the Creep
Hey there fatties! Join the fellas for the worlds best podcast. The guys talk about homeless boogers, cursing children, and listeners that they don't like. Patrick Mahomes should be kicked out of the NFL for the violence in Kansas City. Subway hasn't made a good sandwich in 20 years. No amount of...
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204 - Jason Goes to Hell
Hey there butter balls! Join the fellas for another celebration of absolutely nothing. Jason sets his sites on Jesus on Ash Wednesday while Chris is more focused on hating Travis Kelce. The guys tell you why Usher's halftime show was mid at best regardless of what our goofy friends think. Jason...
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203 - Jay Z Has Homeless Dreads
Hello plumpers! Join the fellas for another fabulous podcast about nothing important. Toby Keith is the first to die in the 2024 Death Pool. We discuss 2 new entries into the pool and Chris's early lead. Killer Mike wins a few Grammys and pushes down a security guard. Jay Z whines about his wife...
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202 - 2024 Celebrity Death Pool
Hey fellow dark souls! Welcome to our 4th annual Celebrity Death Pool. Who will die? What the hell is stiff person syndrome? Why does Chris want Cory Feldman to die? We also discuss who Vince McMahon has been pooping on lately and a few other things. Enjoy!
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201 - Tip or Die?
Hey smellers of farts! Join the fellas for an important discussion on absolutely nothing. Chris gets an ice cold pizza from Marcos. Just like Matthew Perry, Jason tells a story about his experience with ketamine and a pool. The guys ask people to enter the Celebrity Death Pool 2024 and talk about...
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200 - Katt Williams Stole our Birthday
Welcome tiddledy winks! Join the fellas for a celebration for our 200th episode and 4 year birthday. The guys spend the show theoretically jerking ourselves off for accomplishing nothing. Rocky Balboa, Whoopi Goldberg, Kim Jung Un, Clint Eastwood, Nina Hartley, Mr. Bert, El Guerro Gordo and Lil...
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199 - Everybody’s Gumping Around w/ Nathan B
Hey there butthole boofers! Our pal, Nathan, joins the show today for a couple chuckles with the fellas. We discuss how much Nathan has changed for the worse since he got his hernia fixed. Chris does some soul searching that somehow just ends up with him looking at perverted terms on the…
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198 - Don’t Call Me Flamboyant w/ Brent Wolgamott
Hello blue waffle enthusiasts! The fellas are joined by everyone's favorite gold star gay, Brent Wolgamott. Brent gives Chris constructive criticism on how to deal with a cuck who shows up in a nightgown. Brent describes being the victim of a hate crime in downtown Cincinnati. The guys discuss...
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