PODCAST · comedy
Shut up Dude
by hellvis and jizzy mcknight
SHUT UP DUDE, a battle between friends to make each other laugh or get mad. we don't know if this will work but its fun as and that's what counts. After filming several testers, we are going to launch one of the episodes and let nature run its course. we dont do perfect, we do good enough....and tunnels. tunnels [email protected]
Episodes
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ep 105: Shut up about compliance punches
A guy gets A/T walkered, seig and you will find, compliance punches, attempted defection, fijian cocaine goes missing, a failed execution, a live streamed firing squad, tates animal antics, and justice for andrew, what trump stays awake for, shreks peen, loomer attacked, a morally binding…
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ep 104: shut up and get a bag
Lil Huge joins us, the clav is going down, bruh, the cum-tunnel voice, the boys cooking at the shops, fan submissions, the infamous poster, sixteen 9/11s from benyamean, a rabbi cowboy swings chickens, how much the lich is being watched, an 18 year scam, bonny blews kid named, trump planemogged,...
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ep 103: I did hyrox in Beijing and all I got was sepsis
Being scared of wetas, the lego show, lich-watch, the hyrox pooper, makalemoa ruins the tour, kraft and black nest, boy george falls for it, david burn stands for it, ai ops, jellyrole, rogies buds, kash patels new stance, meddy hasan, and it all ends suddenly. All this and more on this episode…
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ep 102: Shut up dude, never forget, always practice
Telling people off, getting winded, we remember not to forget, symbolism and chaos magick, trump narrowly survived 9/11 but wouldn't save a drowning child, a 25 minute standing o, money from the government, hegseth antics, bunter hiden rug-pulls, nancie mace thirst traps, ai could wipe out...
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ep 101: Low hanging fruit is the easiest to puree
Hellvis' birthday episode! jizzys concert hijinks, our missing fact-checker's fashion sense, ominous texts from elders, the little fairy that turns off the lights, quitting twitter, nazis in the usa, following the rules, honeypots, the ethics of generated smut, milo's potential switch-up, south...
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ep 100: Shut up about joining your poops together
It's our centennial episode! Crashing out, psychic vampires, keeping score, talking trash, penguin meat stays cold, our dads bite our styles, flash the underdawg, tricking opponents into thinking you're huge, gym muscles, uncle rogie, stopping asian hate, cootermax practice, women are an actual...
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ep 99: Shut up about kura-maxxing
Pooch Wayne joins us, jewability, pleading the fauci, trumps doll wakes him up, closed bank accounts, truth social API, rogies and mcgillis, natalie haarp and decency, boy georges pro israel reggae song, ai answers, hanging a giraffe, the mnba and wnba, gambling, a guy who can't open a pickle jar...
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ep 98: Shut up this isn't a fridge where we put peoples artwork
Citizens arrest powers in nz, manhandling kids, the wayne brown/chloe sitcom, effigies, jizzy spins out about the racism of water reform, english, listener feedback, severity of language, argies act up after the world cup, the morrocan migration, israeli metal and croc moats, the hadeed sisters,...
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ep 97: Shut up about Cooterus Maximus
Cootermaxxing takes over the show, wrecking the algo, private browsers, calculations, winnie out of pocket again, pranks, datacenters, cannibalism, lich-watch, the fauci-ouchie fallout, ebay gangstalking, sleepy trump, seam-riding and the male g-spot, all this and more on this episode of shutup...
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ep 96: Shut up free your slaves, but still hit your missus
A long, thick, global cast Sikhs hold down the benches, hellvis explores the corporate world, auckland sucks, gaddy power, boomer catnip, we're 16, not getting in trouble, paul henry, psyops, dressing like a teacher, loomerer, why there's a meth problem in the far north, the clavs ai, the hunger...
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ep 95: Shut up about being imbued with the divine spark of creation
Rugby selections as a racial construct, flash the slavic farmer is terrorised, we witness a car crash, wellington sucks, accents, netflix, soccer and corruption, what makes a champion, we don't do the bullshit, nazis and feds, arrested development antics, billionaires on the same page, Luigi, who...
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ep 94: Shut up about putting beef jerky in a condom and waiting for intruders
A technical whoopsie, merch, trying to get condoms, road rage, needle drugs, citizens and vigilantes, climbers are annoying, epstein fashion, a poor haka, confessions, trumps peace prize and scams, move on, killer musk, communist spies in NZ politics, brian tamali disarmed, the jesus debate rages...
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ep 93: Shut up about looking better nailed to the cross
Death week, jizzys wife gets radicalized, the ultimate hipster, why they wear lycra, asking dudes, fat fashion cycles, the DC/Eric text scandal, ufc on the lawn, vampire wrestling, triple h, the jesus rivalry heats up, brian johnson starving and going insane, picking sides, the reflecting pool...
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ep 92: Shut up about being cracker-rich
Cops won't back down, chirpers, soccer and terrorist referees, nz vs iran, a cop gets shot, elon is finally a trillionaire, the lich takes the middy for a roadworthy, exhibitionism vs being cracker-rich, trumps birthday wish, the hunter biden saga, perfection and creativity, maradonnello, race...
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ep 91: Shut up you should be working on kegels
Grimmlock resets the poop clock, booming out, hellvis hates ducks, jizzys culinary misadventures, recooome, screaming koreans, golf and flash fashion, soccer stuff, peak rfk, hunter biden, george santos beats the house, thomas massie goneburger, the epstein class, controlled opposition, rubio's...
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ep 90: Evil nose, no bounds
27342 days since the n word was published in a childrens book, masks on the news, knowing someone for a long time, the state of the daily wire, aliens, the Disney cruise ship of horrors, $1.776bn handed out, clav mogged by meth-consequences, the gcsb, a good ai video, ticks, AI in the government,...
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ep 89: shut up dont deadname my ai
The prince of charles attempt ends in looney tunes, swilling at six, a david attenborough jump scare, dickdorks AI identifies as female, being fashion, jeffys new suicide note's possible author, pandemic lessons, asian squats, monkeypox and kd vance both strangely absent, rubio's maduro fit…
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ep 88: Shut up about the top 1% of all vaginas
How to talk to people, jizzy is not a freak, fat kids bouncing, liver king does a thousand, we find the gayest person, a lady finance guy accused of impropriety, new slurs, the saga of polish joe, gpt totally fixed, dickdork gets one-shot by claude, experts should do the opposite, intellectuals…
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ep 87: shut up and dress the politicians in scrubs
Who needs medical attention, too good for beers, coriander, jizzy might be Jesus, fan mail, nz debt, willis' principles, a new parliament dress code, immigration, gold cards, sleepy boys, gambling in the new era, climate change and the last season, how politics change, elmo wants UBI now, starmer...
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ep 86: Shut up about jesus' cum-gutters
Farnsies flash-mobs, fruit love island, the palantir question, demon discourse, sleeping with dogs, lebanon doesn't count, can a picture of a guy be racist, our podcast is an essential service, politics on the radio, the willis ozempic era of NZ politics, teleportation via benders, the fbi was...
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ep 85: Shut up about two things that could choke a donkey
We go global, hunter vs the trump kids, fighting and fighters, primitive tech, the slow motion disaster that is the clav, maxxing, forgiving ye, building idioms, the lich has an aflartus, altmans house attacked, sneaking into MIT, tech freaks, can the lich be saved, waymo is a scam, a cop turns...
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ep 84: The man who brings spare underwear to work is a fool every day but one
Mr. Gnomes badonkadonks, woke popes, trump CAN draw, madmummy, back to the moon, israeli punishments, whiteface, kirkspiracy theories, deuce bigalow can get it, norm macdonald, shitting at work, afroman, the cornhole champion, chiropracty and other scams, the placebo effect, rabbi schmuley gets…
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ep 83: Shut up about zionist chuck norris
We are the sovereign citizens of podcasting, the world is stein-heavy, the new ayatollah is gay and/or dead, clones, netenyahoo's demise, kinda rike a pearl harbour, meuller is down, war games, changing the rules, palm beach pete, finger lake tattoos and tunnel, fake broligarchs, loomer in india,...
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ep 82: Shut up about optimal brainworm conditions
Ni howdy! Golf driving = masculinity, who should make music for the church, the holy war, spanners in the works, war crimes, the ACT party are the Epstein class, who started the culture war, the CIA is everywhere, RFKs results, gnomes goes homes, hegseth definitely benches 315, kashyaps medal,...
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ep 81: Shut up about standing over an electric fence in gumboots and slowly sinking
The Islamic mungy barbershop, tattoo risks, nightmares and mummies, gaddy power, twanticles, zap rooter, Epstein active on fortnite and FedEx, millionaire resets, how bad the files really are, the Unabomber delivers justice, homovestigating dan hooker, elmo accepts jesus and abandons mars…
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ep 80: shut up about sneaking std medicine into your wife's drink
Numbers, tunnels in suburban oz herald a prosperous year, Epstein mania, Hellvis brings solutions, elvis was wild, AI cosplays as reddit, sam altman 'gations, map trickery, spirit cooking, Xbox bans Jeffy, institutional evil, the tip of the iceberg, ye apologizes, a maga dude fights kids and…
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ep 79: shut up about clawing your way back in
Hellvis goes fishing, jizzy plays cricket, nearly dying, only scots need apply, lich poetry, nazis lean in, the manosphere losers enjoy a popular song, the benefits of slurs, women's empowerment, a tiny middle finger, grapefruit ladies take down the 'partheid, eric adams fights antisemitism, and…
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ep 78: Shut up you're the foot
A burnt belly button, the circus, a yakuza game, cannibalism, dietary guidelines, life gambling, new weapons, maduro, david ike, epstein blue-balls, the CIA in Iran, landing a boat somewhere doesn't make it yours, the white curse, domestic terrorism, boot licking, you can't trust the government,...
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ep 77: Shut up I need you to write a mormon trans letter to a catboy lover
Movies and tv, jizzys media opinions, dissociative identity disorder you absolute bitch, the mind-flailer top&tails, youth swearing, real libertarianism has never been tried, give our bomb back, the conservative grift, bonnie in bali, erica kirk is a spy, martha root, grok makes csam, influencers...
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ep 76: shut up about the concrete train feat TREBOR
jizzys wrestling moves, who radicalized who, de oreo gunned down, nuclear fusion, punks, jbp R.I.P, freaks in charge, dango boingo jumps ship, a beemer driver gets hellvis' goat, the fifa pride match, spotify is evil, sex ed, both kinds of lawn ornaments, dubai booze tunnels and a looney tunes...
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ep 75: shut up about saudi prince saliva
Jmail, madmummy snake charms trump, freedom phones, tiktok and fb wreck the boys, JD vance's tits, kashogi and kushner, karoline leave it, RFJKs fuck poem expertly recited by jizzy, ICE in israel, billionaire hidings, the genesis project, god is not in the computer, public shaming, AI doctors...
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ep 74: shut up about your wife being made of pagers
Emails from Jeffy E, Winnie changed his mind, six years of hedonism, NZ conservatives hide their houses, lib on lib hate, can't stalk no more, we think about how to improve prison (add a bear), everything is pagers, mecha-hitler gets a steven segal mod, the new slang, shitty notes to self…
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ep 73: If not friend, why friend shaped
We're so back. Blind announcers, monster trucks, screaming, how to get good deals online, darts, gambling, times have changed, nativism, peter teal, the lich trips wrong, the NZ police, frankenpenis and the punisher, a girl sees which churches will feed her hungry baby, how to make RFK haul ass,...
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ep 72: shut up about your AI president
Emergency episode! Megamind caught, nepal liberated, Ben Doyle chased off, Charlie Kirk is down, trumpspstein, jizzys fashion, tunnel secrets, This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm
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ep 71: shut up about how you get to Invercargill
lil huge returns, we're dressed as predators for the greatest day of the year, wig storage, body types, phobias, asperger's, helvis loves putin, bald/hair/bald/hair/bald, the kimjongs, how to live long, nz politics, cheap banks, deporpoise, lil huge defends the huzz, and gets to invercargill. to...
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ep 70: shut up about knees that wont quit
Spoonerisms, being rugrats coded, brian johnson, flitstones and jensons, wild australians, hot guys cast as uggos, eric adams, freaks in charge, demon face, atlas is coming, trump's hands, jizzys putin theories, camo and hi vis, helvis can out crazy anyone, trump does something to the means of...
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ep 69: shut up and duck this hongi
Farts, last words, knees, jeans, milo, incels, laura loomer deposed, gavin newscum is doing something very funny, trump's pictures, hunter biden interviewed, ice gets a kiwi, banning the reo, missing spines, a ducked hongi, superman stuff, Italian tunnels and thermal dynamics, all this and more...
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ep 68: Shut up and smuggle a dildo into the wnba
Helvis is healthy, the freak boy, Wellington is tight with Palestine, the US solves the debt crisis, a glitch, maga burger, gpt is so scary, the wnba bag ban, evolution, Jizzy is booming out, sprites, the pardoning of ghislaine, trump shit, Chinese tunnel silencers, tunnels of thought, all this…
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ep 67: save prince andrew and shut up about mossad puss and sausage wallops
FBI in welly, save prince andrew, epstein shit, stigmata, trump cheats at golf, alex jones, the hostile alien threat, mossad puss, getting rear ended by vince mcmahon, Jizzy gets no respect, banks run aotearoa, jiu jitsu bankers and choosing the bear, porn shlunket, tom lehrer, tax cuts, winnie P...
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ep 66: shut up you need to say my name to climax
Ozzy is gone, the North Tower drinks ants, hulk hogan sucks, Elmo is hacked, an anti-woke dad goes to the front lines in Russia, the turbaned tornado, superman, jizzys voice acting, the druze, boot camps, feed the kids, david fucking seymore, mowbrays and helicopters, CEOs and submarines, the...
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ep 65: algorithms is rubik's cubes ft Flash
Flash joins us, Hellvis' health and his speaking engagement, meeting your heroes, Ray Chungus, the missing minute and epstein, bam pondi's old job, Caroline's cross, madmummy vs eric adams, grok is mecha-hitler, the smartest man in the world converts to Christianity, flash takes the bus, tape…
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ep 64: Shut up about the trans first lady of france otherwise we can't have peace in Ukraine
Elderly Spaniard unleashes the bees, Alligator Alcatraz, golden pagers and Israel's image, will smith, trump's instincts, fighting on the lawn, peter thiel bitten by a zombie, the liver king snaps, Rogies is a fed, spotify, cursed vances have real consequences now, BBC censorship, WW2.5, can…
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ep 63: shut up about trans furry voice acting
Mossad at the Christchurch earthquake, square rainbows, the earthquake machine, making your heroes laugh, a Ye opportunity, accidental paging, will smith's BANGER, Bibi, tucker vs the uninformed Zodiac killer, flagpoles and the army's birthday, golf talk, American talking heads, Jizzy's waka…
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ep 62: shut up and shoot that Australian journalist
The Trump/Elon catfight, Grenwalds sex tape, AI news, jacinda hate fueled by experimental Russian bots, NZ meth use doubles, latinas for Mangionne, Winston and Seymour, LA protests, shooting Australians, ICE in masks/mufti, egg prices are way down, and Jizzy bitches about a polish guy because…
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ep 61: shut up about how you used to blow the pope
Bishop is told off, Hellvis plays golf, Jizzy considers stealing valor, haunted kids, the lich is his age, JBP gangbanged, the woke pope, mtg, musks black eye, rapid fire Trump shit, NZ knighthoods, astroturfing, jacindas new book, booze in parliament, tunnel talk, Egyptian stonewalling,...
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ep 60: shut up or i'll smack your pants
Bidens diagnosis, lockdowns, we got lots of tiktok views, robots change people's minds, musks political withdrawl, LLMs change people's minds, Winston is heckled, robot parts, boomers and their memes, beating kids, the wahine disaster, smoke the whole carton of traditional values, the difference...
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ep 59: shut up i dont have time for self reflection Ft. Ian Moir
Ian peein joins the podcast to discuss Moirtallica, new music, algorithms, metal, nuerodivergence, Shiloh iN-word crowdfunding, India v Pakistan, Luigi is being framed, metal, trump as pope/sith, the outlands, pay equity, incompetence as a political strategy, couch copulation, metal, weaponising...
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ep 58: shut up and drill a butthole in this rabbit
Israel is on fire, settlers, slate trucks, AI friends, Winnie P crashes out, anti-woke baby formula, the real victims of terrorism, a lost jet, who killed the Pope, anatomical woodworking, ye is running wild, and Jizzys technology falls to a karakia This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm
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ep 57: shut up you're just a butt with legs
Jizzy is flykicked in the balls, whores in space, pregnant WOMEN my goodness, gangs and crime, David Seymour replies to Hellvis, Hailey Joel Kismett has a moment, politicians are bartenders, a bus in distress and sovereign citizens, Trump is jacked, RFK is starting to figure it out, krusty gnomes...
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ep 56: shut up about guys with no pants competing for belts
this episode went bad. tech bro gremlins, software pixie issues. So we know that everyone has come to expect excellence and top quality radio....well sometimes good ideas go tits up so take this one with a grain of salt....Hellvis' language is corrected by a listener, Wrestling and the f slur,...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
SHUT UP DUDE, a battle between friends to make each other laugh or get mad. we don't know if this will work but its fun as and that's what counts. After filming several testers, we are going to launch one of the episodes and let nature run its course. we dont do perfect, we do good enough....and tunnels. tunnels [email protected]
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hellvis and jizzy mcknight
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SHUT UP DUDE, a battle between friends to make each other laugh or get mad. we don't know if this will work but its fun as and that's what counts. After filming several testers, we are going to launch one of the episodes and let nature run its course. we dont do perfect, we do good enough....and...
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