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Shut Up Enjoy
by Shut Up Enjoy
Shut Up Enjoy is a heartwarming embrace on a Sunday afternoon; where you know your freedom is almost over and you're looking for something, anything, to console you and tell you everything is okay as you barrel toward the unknowns of the week ahead of you. You thought you were alone, but shut up. Enjoy.
Episodes
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66 - #Yogurtgate
The boys are back and #yogurtgate has Jesse in a blender. Would you take Saudi money? Do you like your chicken cordon bleu turducken style or deconstructed? What should the Oakland A's do with their name? Subscribe/Rate/Review the show and follow us on Twitter for more enjoyment: Shut Up Enjoy’s...
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65 - Cracker's Chocolonely
NeW EpIsOdE AlErT!! The boys are back with some brand new thoughts to dump into the airwaves. Everything from ASMR to chocolate to baseball and finally our thoughts on crackers. Get your fill in today's new episode and enjoy. Subscribe/Rate/Review the show and follow us on Twitter for more...
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64 - Nibbled on a Napkin
Welcome back! This time, the boys try their best to breeze through summer and get pumped for what's to come in the fall. We find out that Jesse's a little 5-hour energy creep, Zach chews paper like a 5-year-old, and Jim hasn't seen a movie since middle school. After all of that, the boys rank…
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63 - The Fuggin Tier List
Welcome back! The boys are back after a way too long hiatus and they've got a lot to get off their chests. Zach's been meditating too much and shares his hallucinations and conspiracy theories, Beyonce censors her own lyrics from the woke mob, and the boys dive deep into tiering cuss words on…
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62 - Jelly Just Doesn't Sit Right in My Mouth
Welcome to this week’s episode of enjoyment with the boys’ first episode of the new year of 2021!!! A lot’s been going on with people storming the capitol, the NFL playoffs getting intense, and Pokemon cards ruling the internet. What’s the best dog breed? How should you make PB&J’s? Were you a...
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61 - A Rosie Christmas
The boys are back in time for a special Thanksgiving/Christmas episode this week where they go over everything you need to know for the holidays. After Zach gets through his rant on Rudy Giuliani, they settle in and bask in the ambiance of this time of year. Are you a big Juicy J fan? Does...
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60 - Making Dirt with the Fruits
We're back with another episode to spread some enjoyment across the airwaves. We hope you enjoy candy because the boys debate the power rankings of Halloween candy on this one. It's gonna get steamy. Subscribe/Rate/Review the show and follow us on Twitter for more enjoyment: Shut Up Enjoy’s...
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59 - Sniping Those Harley Quinn Kids
Welcome back y'all. Come and enjoy our newest episode where the boys talk fixing their bathtubs with ramen, Halloween candy, and the world as we know it. Is Ken Bone still into pregnant porn? Is huffing paint actually illegal? Are you on team Proud or Leather? Subscribe/Rate/Review the show and...
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58 - Wet Ass Podcast
The boys are back with a new episode this week to quench your thirst after a cold weekend filled with heartbreaking football and pumpkins everywhere your eye can see. Why don't you carve a hole into the top of that bad boy and pull out some wet seeds while listening to what's going on in the…
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57 - Primetime Pandemic Pod
Well, hey there little guy. We've missed ya. It's been a while, but the boys are back with a "new" episode to get you through the latest week of our pandemic. The boys talk quarantine hobbies, bubble sports, and more this week, so sit back and enjoy. Subscribe/Rate/Review the show and follow us…
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56 - How to Train Your Horned Froge
Well, it’s another quarantine episode here with the boys. This time, things are a little looser and more comfortable in the zoom zone. No need to warm up – we’ll stretch ya out. Would you ever get your ears clipped to look more aerodynamic? Are carnivals just as bad as casinos? Are you ready for...
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55 - Zoomin at ya
Well, it's officially come to this. The boys are back with a virtually recorded episode since they can't meet in person due to this amazing quarantine. Did Jim ever travel to Tampa for Phillies spring training? Did Zach pick up a new hipster hobby in his newfound free time? Is Jesse still alive…
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54 - March Madness feat. Stephan Clayton
We hope everyone's safe out there social distancing. While you're either working from home or taking time off, let us help you distract yourself from the nightmare that's going on around you. Toss on those sweatpants and cozy up to your desk with a nice cup of enjoyment in your ears. Stay safe…
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53 - Mike Broomberg Mike Period 2020
The boys are back in town and their time is back to being spent having Tik Tok run their lives. At least it’s better that they have to try to comprehend teenagers on Tik Tok than you having to interpret what’s going on with the children of today. Anyway, the boys delve into Jeremy Roenick…
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52 - You're Like a Little Pez Dispenser
So back, so ready, so simp. Our open arms are waiting for your ears to walk right in. The boys left a hefty episode here for you to get your week started. We knew you were thirsty for it, but had to wait a while to wet your whistle. Have you ever accidentally texted someone in the year 2020? Are...
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51 - Is Black Voice Racist?
There y’are. We’ve been waiting for ya for a while now. Come and listen to the boys relax around a few mics and go over everything you’ve missed in the past few days. What’s that? You don’t can’t listen to the episode all at once? Well don’t worry there hun, just subscribe and then work it...
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50 - If You Can't F**K, You Diddle
Oh, hey. I didn’t even notice you over there. Why don’t you come over here and take a seat. Rummage through your bag and take out your headphones without getting them tangled for once in your life. Look at which ear is meant for the right and left ear and place them firmly into your ears even...
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49 - 40 Podcasts in 30 Months
Hey there, little one. Lemme help you get through this rough week with some enjoyment for your ears. The boys are back once again and ready to get into the Christmas spirit and give you the chance for the spiritual milk to flow through you and into our hearts. Get your rocks off, take your socks...
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48 - It's All Doggy with Headphones In
What it do baybbeeee?? We finna get this week going with some fire right out the gates. Have you ever been racist to get a chicken sandwich? Did you ever fake diarrhea to get out of school as a kid? Will you stand with TI even though his daughter can’t even stand with him because her hymen is in…
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47 - I Stand with Cheap Chinese Jerseys
Good Mornin’ Denva! Wake up and stretch out to a new episode to enjoy with your three favorite pals. Are you a jello or pudding person? Do you condone the public wet wipe policy? Should Kanye just retire at this point? I can’t promise that we answer any of this in today’s episode, but we try to...
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46 - Gotta Leave it in and Let God
Roll outta bed and into this week’s episode to start your day off feeling like the Eagles didn’t just lose this week. From time to time, it’s nice to just reminisce on the good times when it was warmer and you didn’t have to rush into finding a Halloween costume at the last second even though you...
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45 - Hung like a Mylar Balloon
Do yourself a favor – get to your desk, pop in your headphones, tell Wendy to shut up since the Eagles lost, and unwind with your boys on this stressful Monday. The boys are back and they’re ready to please. What makes Post Malone quiver? Are you a millennial? Is it possible to cuddle naked…
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44 - What's More Suspect? [Volume 6]
Welcome back, babies ;) It’s been a bit, but the boys are back and ready to unload on ya, so open up. Would you bang the gun girl? Why did pirates fuck manatees? Does Chick-Fil-A piss you off? Let the boys just fill you up with everything they’ve got ready. Subscribe/Rate/Review and follow us on...
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43 - Hair of the Dog That Bit Jim
The boys came back with a vengeance after the 4th of July with plenty of stories of how they spent their break. Even though Jesse’s right-wing thoughts flood the episode, Jim and Zach’s demeanor help subside his rage. Have you ever seen an authentic Asian game on the beach? Did you ever have to...
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41 - March Gladness feat. Kelsey Brown
The boys are coming back with a vengeance with special guest Kelsey Brown (the winner of our March Madness Bracket Challenge). They dive into deep topics such as Chipotle orders and ass before heading to the official Shut Up Enjoy March Gladness Bracket. This challenge forced the hosts to narrow...
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40 - Through the Looking Ass
The boys are back with a tale for the ages! Jim visited New Orleans and Jesse had his colonoscopy and both came back with some stories. Have you ever enjoyed the amazing Cajun and Creole food of Louisiana? How’s that gator feel for ya? What’s your first meal you have after having a colonoscopy?…
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39 - We In This Thang Bruh
Welcome to the show where the boys help you enjoy a plethora of stories that they’re here to tell. Jesse’s back to reclaim his seat as our in-house medical expert after taking a week off. I would put more effort into making a description, but I’ve been living my best life in Nawlins for the past...
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38 - Neigh For Me Girl feat. Stephan Clayton
The boys are finally back (for the most part) after some technical difficulties and scheduling issues, but they’re BACK FOR GOOD. Jesse couldn’t make it so we had Stephan come back to fill in the void and oh did he ever fill in. The boys talk cultural appropriation, pickles, little people, birds,...
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37 - Oh Lawd Duarte's Comin... He C H O N K
Welcome back to the second Christmas episode of 2018! Hop on gender-neutral Santa’s lap and tell zim/zer/them everything you want this year. How do you feel about Kareem Hunt’s situation? Can pissing on a stick bend steel? Is the movie Elf problematic in 2018? The boys dive real deep this week...
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36 - If I Had One, I'd Let My Beef Out
Welcome to the first official Christmas episode of 2019! Get ready to hop on our laps and tell us everything you want this year. Are you ready to hang your gherkin? I’m sure Dwight Howard’s ready for it. This week, the boys talk about more dreams, cock rings, Zach’s Nola experience and private...
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35 - Dr. Seuss Presents: Padlocks in Socks
Well it’s been a few weeks, but the boys finally got time to make a new episode for all of the wonderful SUE listeners. This called for a hearty episode where Jim, Zach, and Jesse talk about everything from waterproof bed sheets to the elusive frenulum. Did you know Indian people were so good at...
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34 - Young Sandwich Never Choke Again
The boys are back at it again bringing up the past and never getting to the future. A lot went down since the last episode that they needed to confront or else it’ll be in the back of their minds until a new obsession comes about. They discuss Gritty, Halloween costumes, the new Space Jam movie,...
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33 - Baby Carrots in my Butt Pocket feat. Bonzie Mumphery
This week, the boys are reunited once again with Bonzie Mumphery aka L-Kwon. Many controversial opinions were thrown out this week and may very well destroy their friendship and culture of the podcast moving forward. What would you put in your rider? Do birds sleep upright? Is it always ass…
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32 - Flip Them Upside Down So My Tongue Hits the Frosting
Welcome back, Sue. This week, the boys tackle all of the important topics plaguing the country including homeless cats, Uber and office etiquette, Uncrustables, and the proper way to get coffee at Wawa. Do you get trashed at Phillies games? Have you ever had a Reese’s Cup? Did you know about the...
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31 - The Gateway Plug feat. Stephan Clayton
The boys are back again with some ice-cold takes this week. Stephan Clayton joins us this week to share updates on his life since the last time we spoke to him and some bold opinions on what he’s heard on the podcast since then. Are you afraid of crocodiles? Do you have a class ring? Do you think...
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30 - Tom Cruise is a Slicked-Back Regger (Allegedly)
The boys are back in good old-fashioned Philadelphia this week as they look to come back from their lazy weekend at the beach. We learn a lot about Jesse’s new relationship, pigeons, and Tom Cruise. Have you ever puckered up for a seductive shot glass looking to make your lips plumper than ever?...
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29 - Life's a Furkan Beach
This time, the boys are coming at you live from the lovely Ocean View, NJ in Jim’s campground. They’re back on their regular schedule after being away from each other for a little, so it’s time to get back to the weirdness. Since the last episode, Jesse has been a degenerate on the beach and…
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28 - Cereal Talk feat. Jesse's Hems
And we back, and we back, and we back. The boys are coming at you live from South Philadelphia with more takes on what’s going on in and around their lives. Jesse’s hems get a little too much air time, but hopefully they’ll air out and we can move past them this week. Are you offended by Aunt…
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27 - Our Two(ish) Week Hiatus
The boys are back after a small hiatus this week. They were overflowing with too much to talk about and things got weird from the beginning. Would you wanna be stuffed when you die? Have you ever talked to a spigot? Did Jesse compromise his suspect behavior this time? You’ll find out all of this...
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26 - Separate Room for the Specials
Aaaand the boys are back after a small hiatus to share what’s most important in their lives. Nowhere else in the world can you find iconic takes on burning jerseys, drug tests, or Lil Tay. Sit back and relax while three straight, white men mainsplain the meaning behind Childish Gambino’s music...
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25 - What's More Suspect?
Yo bruh fam, this week the boys get into a heated debate about bidets and breakfast meats where Jesse is backed into a corner to defend himself yet again. Will he survive Jim and Zach teaming up against him? Do you enjoy zoos? How lazy are you if you put a leash on your kid? Let us know what you...
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24 - Cold Pizza SZN feat. Bobby Hummel
Aaaaand we back this time with our special guest, Bobby Hummel, who dives into the podcast where we get his point of view on ass eating szn, the NBA playoffs, summer country concerts, and more. Would you have sex with a robot? How do people possibly like reheated pizza over cold pizza? And at the...
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23 - Our Dreams Became Memes
The boys are back after a bye week to enhance your ears while you listen to the most interesting conversation in the world. Is the Walmart yodel boy racist yet? Would you ever want to just stream video games for donations as your career? On a scale of gross to slime, how disgusting is mayo? All...
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22 - Kosher Hot Dog Water
This week, the boys introduce the new word of the day and discuss interventions, Oreos, hot dog water, and Easter candy. Did you enjoy the throwback purple ketchup? Did you ever steal anything from work? Why are Peeps so underrated? We’ll tell you what we think whether you want us to or not and...
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21 - Just Cheat On Me feat. Sam Carlson and Rebecca Nembhard
Surprise! We’ve got two special guests on this week’s episode. Sam and Rebecca join the boys this week to give them their female point of view on a variety of topics. Have you ever had a sex toy demonstration? Are you a good wingman? Are you into nipple play? The crew find out what’s behind these...
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20 - Zach's Drunkcast (You Want the Binkie?)
We’re back this week with our second drunkcast: Zach Edition. St. Patty’s Day got the best of some of us and we’re here to explain what happened and where we are during the aftermath. Do you like high quality jewelry? Have you ever seen a dog’s belly button? Would you ever do a butt luge like…
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19 - Saw Toothed Finhead
It's back to the three boys this week and they’re leaking with things to share. Here’s some aloe for that lil burn ya got. The boys sit down and discuss annoying Instagram stories, Fitbits, Jesse’s obsession with Meatspin, and more. How do you go about measuring your peen? Ever see the Little...
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18 - I Tie My Pillow Cases So Socks Don't Get In feat. Bonzie
We’re back again with another guest this week. Bonzie is an up and coming rapper straight out of the Poconos, but don’t let that make you think his bars aren’t straight fire flames bruh fam. We get into it with Bonzie about the Olympics, stand up shows, polaroid cameras, and condoms. Would you...
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17 - The Super Bowl Got Us So Gruntled
THE. EAGLES. WON. THE. SUPERBOWL. Nothing is left in the wake of the destruction that took place in Philadelphia. The boys come back this week without a guest and bring up the Eagles, LeBron, recess, and dive into some “would you rathers”. Do you enjoy Nutter Butters? Have you ever tried Gold…
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Shut Up Enjoy is a heartwarming embrace on a Sunday afternoon; where you know your freedom is almost over and you're looking for something, anything, to console you and tell you everything is okay as you barrel toward the unknowns of the week ahead of you. You thought you were alone, but shut up. Enjoy.
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