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Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club
by rova | More FM
Wake up with a laugh with Simon Barnett and Lana Searle with The Breakfast Club - on More FM
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FULL SHOW | Si & Lana | 16th September
Can you pick public plants? 🌱 Unbagging the $2 mixture, predicting the Electric Avenue lineup and heading to Clarkson’s Farm. Keen for more? Follow The Breakfast Club on socials and give us a 5-star rating on Spotify or Apple.
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THAT'S SLIGHTLY INTERESTING: Finland's PhD graduation custom
Bondy shared a fact about how PhD graduates in Finland get handed a sword and a silk top hat at their ceremony. Turns out the rest of the team weren't all that impressed with his accent or the fact. Want more from Si, Lana and the crew? Follow The Breakfast Club on socials and leave us a 5-star review while you're at it.
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Si and Lana chat with a Clarkson's Farm tour guide
Si and Lana caught up with Simon Halfpenny, who runs local tours around the Chipping Norton area and Clarkson's Farm. He gave the guys a rundown of what to expect when they head over for their big UK trip. Keen for more? Follow The Breakfast Club on socials and give us a 5-star rating on Spotify or Apple.
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Is it okay to pick public daffodils?
Si and Lana don’t see any harm in picking a small bunch of public daffodils, but Speedy reckons they should be left for everyone to enjoy. A caller named Kate got on the line to back Speedy up. Keen for more? Follow The Breakfast Club on socials and give us a 5-star rating on Spotify or Apple.
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Who's going to be in the Electric Avenue lineup?
The Electric Avenue festival lineup is announced tomorrow morning, and Lana, Si, and Speedy have been guessing who might perform. They reckon acts like Pitbull, Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears, or Elemeno P could be making an appearance. Keen for more? Follow The Breakfast Club on socials and give us a 5-star rating on Spotify or Apple.
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THAT'S SLIGHTLY INTERESTING: the story behind the Emmy trophy
Si noticed the Emmy statuette looks like a flying bird and looked into why it was designed that way. Turns out it was modeled after the designer's wife, and the atom at the top represents science and technology. Keen for more? Follow The Breakfast Club on socials and give us a 5-star rating on Spotify or Apple.
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Lana bought the crew a $2 lolly mix to see what they'd get
Lana bought $2 lolly mixes to see what everyone got, but Si's bag was completely stacked with his least favourite sweets. Turns out Jay and Lana re-stacked it at home the night before. Keen for more? Follow The Breakfast Club on socials and give us a 5-star rating on Spotify or Apple.
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Full Show | Si & Lana Tuesday 15th September
Would You Have Kept Going During HYROX? Why Has Bondy Been Away.. Where Are We Going in the UK? Simon’s Horror Lawn
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Si & Lana Want to See Jeremy Clarkson's Diddly Squat Farm
Talking with Dalwyn from House of Travel about making that happen! Si and Lana's UK trip coming soon ....
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Bondy shared why he's been away from the show
Bondy returned to the show and opened up about his wife Erin's sudden hospital stay and emergency open-heart surgery. He shared how scary the last three weeks have been for their family and thanked the health staff and everyone who supported them. If we made your morning a little better, follow The Breakfast Club on Facebook and Instagram and leave us a 5-star review.
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Si showed the team his shocking back lawn
Si showed Lana and Speedy a photo of his backyard lawn, but Lana quickly pointed out it's mostly moss and full of grass grubs. It turns out Si hadn't even looked at it in years and tried to run the mower over it anyway. Thanks for hanging out with us. Follow The Breakfast Club on socials and flick us a 5-star rating if you reckon we've earned it.
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Full Show | Si & Lana 14th September
Community page rage went to Motueka, Lana had to face the Warriors loss and a jellyball cheating accusation, and we went looking for Grant after a plane flew over Mt Smart with a banner. Plus, Simon apologised to the Orange Guy.
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COMMUNITY PAGE RAGE: the lost whip in Motueka
Someone found a whip sitting on Parker Street in Motueka and posted a photo to the local buy and sell page. It did not take long for the comment section to go completely downhill over who lost it and what the local dogs might do. Had a laugh? Follow The Breakfast Club on Facebook and Instagram, and chuck us a 5-star rating on Spotify or Apple.
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Lana is holding her head high after the Warriors loss
Lana was dreading coming into work on Monday after the Warriors lost, but she's holding her head high for their next game at Eden Park. She also shared what it was like working alongside her wife Katie on a special Air New Zealand Warriors flight over the weekend. Thanks for hanging out with us. Follow The Breakfast Club on socials and flick us a 5-star rating if you reckon we've earned it.
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A plane flew over Mt Smart asking about someone named Grant
Lana spotted a plane flying around over the weekend trailing a banner that read "Have you seen Grant?". With zero context given, the team spent the morning trying to figure out where Grant went and why someone paid good money to find him. Keen for more? Follow The Breakfast Club on socials and give us a 5-star rating on Spotify or Apple
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Lana got accused of cheating at jellyball
Lana went to a work event over the weekend and played jellyball, but things got awkward when a colleague accused her of cheating. It sparked a big chat on the show about whether it's worse to be called a cheater or smelly. Had a laugh? Follow The Breakfast Club on Facebook and Instagram, and chuck us a 5-star rating on Spotify or Apple.
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Simon apologised to the Orange Guy
Simon got sent a signed poster from the Electoral Commission's Orange Guy after saying he found him annoying on air. Turns out he felt pretty bad about it and immediately called a truce. Had a laugh? Follow The Breakfast Club on Facebook and Instagram, and chuck us a 5-star rating on Spotify or Apple.
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THAT'S SLIGHTLY INTERESTING: the longest-running family business
Speedy shared a fact about a Japanese hot spring that's been run by the same family for 52 generations since around the year 700. The rest of the crew wasn't entirely sold on his segment this week. Had a laugh? Follow The Breakfast Club on Facebook and Instagram, and chuck us a 5-star rating on Spotify or Apple.
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FULL SHOW: Si & Lana Friday 11th September
A spooky ghost tour, a monkey that knocked out power for millions, near-death experiences and Lana’s cat causing chaos in the neighbour’s garden. If we made your morning a little better, follow The Breakfast Club on Facebook and Instagram and leave us a 5-star review.
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Lana went on a spooky historic ghost tour
Lana shared what happened when she went on a ghost tour at an old homestead. Things got a bit spooky when the tour guide tried to set the mood and someone accidentally leaned on the light switch. Want more from Si, Lana and the crew? Follow The Breakfast Club on socials and leave us a 5-star review while you're at it.
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THAT'S SLIGHTLY INTERESTING: the monkey that took out Kenya's power
Speedy brought us the story of a monkey named Sparky who tripped a transformer and knocked out electricity for millions of people in Kenya. The best part is the little guy actually survived the whole ordeal. If we made your morning a little better, follow The Breakfast Club on Facebook and Instagram and leave us a 5-star review.
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Times you thought "this is it"
Si shared the time he almost drowned in the river as a kid, which led to a heap of intense near-death experiences. Lana also opened up about her own scary hospital scare from a few years back. Want more from Si, Lana and the crew? Follow The Breakfast Club on socials and leave us a 5-star review while you're at it.
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Lana caught her cat doing its business in the neighbor's garden
Lana had to distract her neighbor while her cat, Teaspoon, did a massive job right in his garden bed. Turns out plenty of listeners have had their cats embarrass them in front of the neighbors too. Keen for more? Follow The Breakfast Club on socials and give us a 5-star rating on Spotify or Apple.
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FULL SHOW: Si & Lana 10th September
Bit on! Apple reveals its new flip phone and the outrageous price, we hit up Si about his ETA Visa selfie, find out when you last blushed, Therapy Thursday gets into being chased by a bird, and we put the Wahs flight through a test run!
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THAT'S SLIGHTLY INTERESTING: where paying through the nose came from
Speedy looked into the origin of saying something costs a fortune, and it turns out the Vikings used to literally slice people's noses open if they didn't pay their taxes. Thanks for hanging out with us. Follow The Breakfast Club on socials and flick us a 5-star rating if you reckon we've earned it.
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Lana and Si practiced their airport announcements for the Wahs Express
Lana is hosting the special Wahs Express flight to Auckland, so they decided to give the airport PA system a practice run in the studio. Lana nailed the gate boarding call, while Si took over the flight deck announcement. Enjoyed that? Follow The Breakfast Club on Facebook and Instagram for more from the team, and don't forget to give us 5 stars.
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THERAPY THURSDAY: long-necked birds attacking people
Lana shared her recent run-in with a bird at Travis Wetlands, which opened the floor to some pretty wild stories about aggressive geese and turkeys. Andy called in with a story about a farm turkey in Ashburton that eventually ended up as dinner. Keen for more? Follow The Breakfast Club on socials and give us a 5-star rating on Spotify or Apple.
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Is anyone actually going to buy the new iPhone flip phone?
Apple has finally unveiled their new foldable phone, but at over $4,000, Si isn't so sure he wants one anymore. Plus, Lana isn't sold on the new Apple Watch feature that lets you rewind recent conversations. Keen for more? Follow The Breakfast Club on socials and give us a 5-star rating on Spotify or Apple.
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FULL SHOW: Si & Lana 9th September
Si tells a funny story about his daughter Bella getting nearly 30 free Smeg stickers at New World. Lana shares that she’s hosting a special Air New Zealand flight from Christchurch to Auckland for the upcoming Warriors game. Si and Lana get help from Dalwyn at House of Travel to plan their UK trip.
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Si's daughter hit the supermarket sticker jackpot
Si's daughter Bella was behind someone at New World who spent almost $600 and didn't want any of their Smeg stickers. She ended up walking away with nearly 30 of them for free. Enjoyed that? Follow The Breakfast Club on Facebook and Instagram for more from the team, and don't forget to give us 5 stars.
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Should taxpayers be funding Erin Patterson's Ozempic in jail?
Erin Patterson is reportedly receiving taxpayer-subsidised Ozempic while locked up in Australia. Si and Lana got into whether it's fair that prisoners can access it cheaper than everyday folks on the outside. Had a laugh? Follow The Breakfast Club on Facebook and Instagram, and chuck us a 5-star rating on Spotify or Apple.
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Why fewer people are choosing to have kids
Si and Lana talked about the drop in global birth rates and why more couples are deciding not to have children. A few listeners got in touch to share their own reasons, from childcare costs to career pressures. Enjoyed that? Follow The Breakfast Club on Facebook and Instagram for more from the team, and don't forget to give us 5 stars.
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Lana is hosting the Air New Zealand Wahs Express
Lana is hosting Air New Zealand's special flight from Christchurch to Auckland for the Warriors game this Saturday. Keen for more? Follow The Breakfast Club on socials and give us a 5-star rating on Spotify or Apple.
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Si & Lana are heading to the UK... But need expert help ✈️
Dalwyn from House of Travel helps figure out our travel plans. Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and make sure you follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova so your feed stays loaded with our best daily studio banter
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FULL SHOW: Tuesday 8th September
Lana’s cake fail sparks the big question: does a supermarket cake actually count as a proper birthday cake? Plus, Speedy tests Si and Lana with an algebra quiz for six-year-olds, Lana finds herself sitting next to a stash of Makana chocolate.
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Are supermarket cakes actual proper cakes?
Lana got called out for a cake fail she made for her sister-in-law, which kicked off a massive debate over whether buying a supermarket cake counts as a proper birthday cake. Had a laugh? Follow The Breakfast Club on Facebook and Instagram, and chuck us a 5-star rating on Spotify or Apple.
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Speedy sets the team up with an algebra quiz
Speedy put Si and Lana to the test with an algebra quiz meant for six and seven year olds. Si took out the bragging rights, while Lana got a bit too competitive and dropped an accidental curse word. Keen for more? Follow The Breakfast Club on socials and give us a 5-star rating on Spotify or Apple.
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Lana ended up next to a fancy chocolate stash on her flight
Lana sat next to someone on her flight who happened to be carrying a bag full of Makana chocolate. Want more from Si, Lana and the crew? Follow The Breakfast Club on socials and leave us a 5-star review while you're at it.
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Gemma McCaw left Richie McCaw on seen when they first messaged
Lana found out Gemma McCaw initially ignored Richie's messages because his profile picture was Maverick from Top Gun. Turns out plenty of other people have stories about nearly blowing it with their now partners too. Had a laugh? Follow The Breakfast Club on Facebook and Instagram, and chuck us a 5-star rating on Spotify or Apple.
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THAT'S SLIGHTLY INTERESTING: cryptic pregnancies
Speedy brought in a fact about cryptic pregnancies that completely blew the team away. Turns out about 1 in every 2,500 people don't even realise they're pregnant until they actually go into labour. Follow The Breakfast Club on Facebook and Instagram, and chuck us a 5-star rating on Spotify or Apple.
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FULL SHOW: Mon 7th September
On today's show, Community Page Rage heads to Oamaru, we call big boss Bosto about heading to the UK, Lana finds the world's best coffee machine, and Speedy shares a new installment of "That's Slightly Interesting," so if we made your morning a little better, give The Breakfast Club a follow on Facebook and Instagram and leave us a 5-star review!
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Lana is obsessed with a fancy new coffee machine
Lana has fallen head over heels for the new Ninja espresso machine, so we called up Amy in Auckland to see if it's actually worth the massive price tag. Turns out Amy's kid is already using it to make her coffees on tap. Want more from Si, Lana and the crew? Follow The Breakfast Club on socials and leave us a 5-star review while you're at it.
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THAT'S SLIGHTLY INTERESTING: half of sloths die on the toilet
Speedy brought a sloth fact to the table that blew everyone away, including caller Sam. Turns out going to the bathroom is a life-or-death situation for the poor things. Thanks for hanging out with us. Follow The Breakfast Club on socials and flick us a 5-star rating if you reckon we've earned it.
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Lana watched the Raygun documentary on Netflix
Lana watched the new Netflix documentary about Australian Olympic breakdancer Raygun. She reckons people need to ease up on her a bit after learning how she actually ended up qualifying for the Games. Thanks for hanging out with us. Follow The Breakfast Club on socials and flick us a 5-star rating if you reckon we've earned it.
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COMMUNITY PAGE RAGE: two flowers start a full-on Facebook feud
Lana shared a classic post from an Oamaru Facebook group where a neighbour accused an eight-year-old of stealing two flowers off her front fence. The kid's mum jumped straight in the comments to defend her, and things spiralled pretty quickly. Thanks for hanging out with us. Follow The Breakfast Club on socials and flick us a 5-star rating if you reckon we've earned it.
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Si tries to get the boss to pay for a UK trip
Si has never been to the UK and reckons he can just knock on the door at 10 Downing Street or pet the Royal Palace horses. The team ended up calling the boss to see if he'd cover a trip over, but it didn't quite go to plan. Thanks for hanging out with us. Follow The Breakfast Club on socials and flick us a 5-star rating if you reckon we've earned it.
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Si gets caught reading Missy Elliott lyrics like a Victorian man
Lana called out Si for reading the lyrics to Work It during the Pop Quiz in the least cool way possible. The team ended up remixing his posh reading over the actual track to make a new version. If we made your morning a little better, follow The Breakfast Club on Facebook and Instagram and leave us a 5-star review.
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Lana gives her dad Shaney Boy a call for Father's Day
With Father's Day around the corner, Lana decided to risk it and call her dad Shaney Boy live on the radio. He almost let a curse word slip right away, but ended up sharing a sweet message and a classic story about Lana's childhood. Had a laugh? Follow The Breakfast Club on Facebook and Instagram, and chuck us a 5-star rating on Spotify or Apple.
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Si reckons he could pat the UK royal guard horses
Si showed Lana some viral clips of tourists getting yelled at for touching the royal horses in London, but he's convinced the guards would make an exception for him. Lana thinks he's completely naive and tried to set him straight. Thanks for hanging out with us. Follow The Breakfast Club on socials and flick us a 5-star rating if you reckon we've earned it.
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Are Friday drinks at work becoming a thing of the past?
Si and Lana were talking about how Friday work drinks seem to be dying out, with more people working from home and companies being careful around host responsibility. One tradie even told them his site moved their drinks to Thursday night so everyone can just head straight home on Friday. Thanks for hanging out with us. Follow The Breakfast Club on socials and flick us a 5-star rating if you reckon we've earned it.
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