Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club

"O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou... meow?" 😭🎭 CLICK HERE TO SEE VIDEO The team dives into an absolutely hilarious viral moment from a recent theater production of Romeo & Juliet. Right in the middle of one of the most intense, dramatic scenes on stage, an uninvited local cat decides to make its grand acting debut! Watch the video clip as the rogue feline completely steals the spotlight, leaving the actors scrambling to stay in character while the audience dissolves into pure laughter. Simon, Lana, and Bondy break down the clip second-by-second, and it is easily the funniest thing you will see all week! Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

Just when you thought the Beckham family headlines couldn't get any wilder... 👑🍿 The team dives straight into the latest viral updates surrounding Brooklyn Beckham and his ongoing career ventures. From his polarizing cooking videos to the intense public scrutiny, Simon, Lana, and Bondy break down exactly what went down over the weekend and why the internet is completely divided. But it doesn't stop at the kitchen counter—the conversation quickly shifts to the broader, unfolding Beckham family dynamic. Is there genuine drama behind the scenes, or is it all just a masterclass in modern celebrity PR? The crew holds nothing back in this hilarious, unfiltered breakdown! Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

CLICK HERE TO SEE THE VIDEO. The moment we’ve all been waiting for... 🏁👀 Lana finally takes Simon out to the car park to test drive "Ruth"—the specially modified, pedal-less car provided by ACC while her broken ankle heals! Operating entirely with hand controls, Lana is feeling confident, but Simon is absolutely terrified for his life. From near-misses in the car park to Simon gripping the dashboard for dear life, this hilarious test drive is pure chaotic comedy. See if they actually made it back to the studio in one piece! Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

We all knew Simon was thorough... but this is a whole new level! 🧴🧼😂 Simon pulls back the curtain on his absolute "big shower of the week," and things get incredibly weird, incredibly fast. We are talking full body exfoliation, shaving his legs, and a multi-step routine that leaves the entire studio completely stunned. Naturally, Lana and Bondy couldn't let this slide. The team jumps all over him, tearing the routine apart and having a massive laugh at Simon's expense. If you think your self-care routine is intense, you have to hear what Simon gets up to! Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

Does this belong in the Hall of Fame... or the bin? 🤨🗑️ Bondy steps up to the microphone for this edition of That’s Slightly Interesting, completely determined to land a spot in the all-time Top 5 segments of the show. His weapon of choice? An in-depth dive into one of the most widely used, iconic office products in human history: Post-it notes! Unfortunately for Bondy, his grand ambitions come to a screeching halt. The rest of the team isn't entirely sold on his stationery trivia, and the co-hosts waste absolutely no time shooting his dreams down in hilarious fashion. Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

The absolute best bits from your favorite morning chaos! 🕒👇 Today's full show is a massive rollercoaster of big laughs and incredibly raw emotions. Lana finally takes Simon out for a wild parking lot test drive in "Ruth"—her new pedal-less, hand-controlled ACC car. Spoiler alert: Simon is absolutely terrified for his life! Then, the team lifts the lid on Simon's extreme weekly "big shower" routine. From full-body exfoliation to shaving his legs, the studio completely melts down laughing at his expense. Plus, we make one of the most unforgettable calls in the history of the show to our big Post Malone competition winner. Prepare to get emotional as they reveal a truly heartbreaking and beautiful life battle that makes this win mean so much more. Throw in Bondy trying to pitch a Post-it note trivia segment into the That's Slightly Interesting Hall of Fame, and a rogue cat jumping on stage, and you've got a classic episode you can't miss! Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

This is so much bigger than just a concert. 😭✨ The team rings up the lucky winner of our massive Post Malone competition, expecting the usual screams of excitement. Instead, the conversation turns into one of the most emotional, beautiful, and deeply moving moments in the history of the show. The winner tearfully reveals that they are currently battling Leukemia and, because of their health journey, have never actually been able to experience a full live concert before. Grab the tissues, because this incredibly special moment will completely restore your faith in humanity. Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

We did NOT see this conversation going here... 😳❌ Simon kicks off a breakdown of a new study exposing the absolutely staggering, eye-watering current cost of getting married over in Australia. But the innocent financial chat completely derails the moment Simon brings up his own family. While discussing one of his daughters who is incredibly keen to tie the knot, Simon accidentally takes the conversation into pure, unfiltered R18 territory. Lana and Bondy are left absolutely speechless, and the studio dissolves into pure chaos. If you think your family chats get awkward, just wait until you hear this! Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

"To be honest, it left me a bit shocked..." 😳 Lana steps into the studio after a massive weekend binge-watch of Netflix’s gripping new psychological thriller, Maternal Instincts. What started out as a casual TV recommendation quickly turns into an intense studio debate as Lana breaks down the mind-bending twists, the dark themes, and why the show completely rattled her maternal instincts. If you are looking for your next addictive, edge-of-your-seat watch, this is the one highlight you need to hear before hitting play! Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

Before you get permanently inked... listen to this. ❌🛑 The crew dives headfirst into the wildest, most regrettable world of body art: people who took a single piece of "life advice" and decided to get it permanently tattooed onto their skin. From deep inspirational quotes that went hilariously wrong to utterly unhinged mottos that will make you cringe, Simon, Lana, and Bondy break down why some wisdom is better left off the human body. Plus, the listeners call in with their own shocking ink confessions that you truly have to hear to believe! Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

Small town. Big drama. Unbelievable mystery. 🕵️‍♂️❌ Lana heads straight to the wild world of the Lumsden Community Noticeboard for this week's edition of Community Page Rage—and this one is an absolute stinker. The local internet has completely erupted after residents discovered a serial "mystery pooper" striking public spaces. The finger-pointing, the pure outrage, and the detective work happening in the comments section are next-level comedy. Lana breaks down the absolute finest Kiwi neighborhood drama you'll hear all week! Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

You have to see it to believe it... 🏎️👀 Lana is still on the mend after breaking her ankle, but she just rolled up to the studio with a massive, exciting upgrade. Thanks to ACC, she has officially been handed the keys to a specially modified car that requires absolutely zero foot pedals to drive! Naturally, she has already named the car "Ruth." The crew breaks down how this mind-blowing tech actually works, and we promise a full test-drive video immediately after the show to see if Lana can actually survive navigating the car park. Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

"It started out so innocent..." 😅🍷 Simon breaks down his family dinner over the weekend, which started with good food and great company before completely derailing into an absolute conversational battlefield. The moment someone brought up politics, the peaceful Sunday dinner vibe instantly evaporated, leaving the table divided, voices raised, and Simon caught right in the crossfire of some seriously heated family debates. We’ve all been there—but Simon’s breakdown of how it unfolded is next-level hilarious. Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

The odds are one in a million... until you answer the phones! 🤯 What started out as a helpful run-through of Speedy’s favorite slow cooker hacks, secret flavor ingredients, and an innocent stat comparing appliance fires to getting struck by lightning completely flips the studio on its head. The team is left absolutely stunned when Michelle calls into the studio to share her unbelievable, firsthand story of actually surviving a direct lightning strike! You cannot make this stuff up. Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

Missed the live broadcast? Catch up on the complete, unedited breakfast chaos! 🕒👇 The team is firing on all cylinders today. Simon kicks things off with a hilariously relatable update on a weekend family dinner that completely exploded into chaos the second someone brought up politics. Plus, Lana steps into the studio to share her broken ankle recovery—and reveal the crazy, pedal-less car named "Ruth" that ACC just handed her the keys to! Then, things take a wild turn as Lana dives into the Lumsden Community Noticeboard for this week's Community Page Rage, exposing a small-town "mystery pooper" drama that has the local internet in absolute ruins. Add in a massive, unscripted R18 live radio blunder involving Lewis Hamilton and Kim Kardashian, and you’ve got a Monday lineup you truly have to hear to believe! Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

Warning: You might want to turn your speakers down for this one... 😳❌ What started out as an innocent Monday morning review of Lewis Hamilton dominating the F1 over the weekend completely derails into pure, unadulterated studio chaos. Simon tries to pivot the conversation to global icon Kim Kardashian, but a catastrophic slip of the tongue leaves the entire team in absolute tears and cements itself as the biggest, most hilarious R18 live radio blooper of the year. You literally cannot script live radio like this! Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

We all remember that ONE kid from school who did it... 😲 This morning, Simon takes a hilarious trip down memory lane looking back at the schoolyard absolute legends (or psychopaths?) who used to eat the entire apple core or crunch straight through a whole kiwifruit—skin and all. Then, the phone lines absolutely light up as we find Wendy—a proud adult kiwi-skin eater who reveals she has officially passed the bizarre family tradition down to her 10-year-old child! Is this a brilliant time-saving life hack, or completely unhinged behavior? Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

Want to wake up $5,000 richer tomorrow morning? 💵🎶 Tune in to Face The Music at 8:20 AM Monday to win! Plus, the crew uncovers a shocking statistic about the number of adults who have literally never mowed a lawn, and we dive into the world of regrettable ink as we talk about getting "life advice" permanently tattooed on your body. Here is your quick 20-second sneak peek at Monday's show!   Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

Your ultimate Sunday morning companion! ☕✨ The team is looking back at a massive week of studio chaos, high-stakes investigations, and incredible Kiwi stories. From major retail crime to bizarre food confessions, grab a coffee, put your feet up, and catch up on everything you missed this week with Si, Lana, and Bondy. Inside this Sunday Bumper: 00:19 — Si's Jean Drama: Why he is absolutely not happy 👖 09:34 — The Egg Ick: Lana's sudden food trauma (and why it's a real thing) 🥚🤢 14:33 — Community Page Rage: The Nelson Airport drama explodes ✈️🤬 18:10 — The $9,000 Chocolate Thief: NZ's massive confectionery heist 🍫🛒 21:24 — Simon's Late-Night Post Box Mission: What on earth was he mailing? 📬👀 25:30 — Found! New Zealand's smallest actual tax refund 💰 30:36 — Tree of the Year: The crew picks their favorite quirky NZ trees 🌳 32:38 — Simon's Pets in Cars Story 🐶🚗 Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

A hilarious highlight from the week for your Saturday afternoon! We set out on a mission to find New Zealand's smallest tax refund... and we think we may have found a winner! Fiona got in touch to tell us about her husband's eye-watering tax refund from IRD. The grand total? Just 1 cent. Was this officially the smallest refund in New Zealand, or is there an even tinier payout lurking out there? Join the crew for a laugh as we revisit Fiona's story and discover that sometimes every single cent really does count. Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

A hilarious highlight from the week for your Saturday afternoon! Simon goes on a mysterious, late-night mission to find an NZ Post box in the pitch dark. But things take an incredibly awkward turn back in the studio when Lana and Bondy demand to know exactly what he was trying to mail at that hour. Is Simon hiding a secret, or was it just a classic case of late-night life admin? Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

It's an absolute must-listen tech update for your Saturday morning lineup! Speedy steps up to the mic with some massive tech news, breaking down a highly anticipated, brand-new iPhone feature that is about to drop. The crew reacts to how this update is going to change the way we use our phones daily, while Lana and Simon debate whether it’s a genuine game-changer or just another piece of tech hype. Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

It is one of our absolute favorite stories from the week for your Saturday morning lineup! Simon shares an unbelievable crime story out of Auckland, where a local man has officially been busted after stealing a staggering $9,000 worth of chocolate. The crew reacts to the sheer, mind-blowing scale of the confectionery heist and tries to figure out how someone even manages to smuggle that much chocolate out of retail stores without getting caught earlier. Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

It is an absolute classic edition of Therapy Thursday for your Saturday morning! The team opens up the phone lines for some true public confessionals as the crew dives into the painful, awkward, and downright hilarious stories of what happens when things go completely wrong on two wheels. From ruined clothes to unbelievable accidents, listeners call in to share the absolute worst things they have ever managed to get tragically caught up in a spinning bike chain. Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

School camp is an absolute rite of passage, but with the cost of living skyrocketing, the prices have gotten incredibly tough for families to handle. Well, one legendary Dunedin school principal has decided to lace up his running shoes and do something about it! He is taking on a massive half-marathon challenge to directly raise funds and ensure that not a single child misses out on their Term 4 camp experience. The crew breaks down this incredibly heartwarming local story and celebrates an absolute community hero who is literally going the extra mile for his students. Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

Forget engine size, fuel economy, or safety ratings—Simon is diving into the real criteria we use when judging a vehicle! The team opens up about the silly, hyper-specific, and completely random little features that can instantly make or break a car purchase for them. From the perfect cup holder depth to satisfying tactile button clicks, the crew exposes their strangest automotive obsessions. What is that one minor detail you secretly look for before buying a ride? Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

Kmart is introducing a major, highly controversial change to its checkouts: physical barrier arms. Designed to crack down on shoplifting, these new gates won't open to let you leave until your receipt is successfully scanned. The crew reacts to the news from across the Tasman, debating whether this is a "common sense" security upgrade or an absolute nightmare that treats every everyday shopper like a suspect. Is this the future of retail, or has self-checkout security officially gone too far? Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

Simon recently received a lovely invitation to go out to a big family dinner with his sisters and extended family. Sounds nice, right? Well, it was—until he got hit with a shocking twist: he was asked to bring a homemade rice pilaf! Back in the studio, Lana and Speedy immediately pile on him, roasting Simon to perfection and making him look completely ungrateful for questioning the request. Tune in for an absolute laugh as the crew dissects the etiquette of potluck demands and whether Simon is completely in the wrong! Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

It is an absolute jam-packed, laugh-out-loud edition of the full show today! Simon kicks off a massive studio debate after sharing his utter shock at being asked to bring a homemade rice pilaf to an extended family dinner—prompting Lana and Speedy to mercilessly pile on him for being completely ungrateful. Then, Lana confesses to catching a sudden, traumatic case of the "egg ick," which opens the floodgates for our caller Roz to dial in and prove that abruptly being repulsed by eggs is a very real phenomenon. Plus, we highlight an absolute legend of a Dunedin school principal who is lacing up his running shoes to tackle half marathons just to make sure his students don't miss out on school camp due to skyrocketing costs. We also unpack the massive controversy surrounding Kmart's brand-new checkout barrier arms, debate the silly little random features we secretly look for when buying a car, and Simon drops his ultimate weekend viewing recommendation! Inside this episode: 00:00 — Podcast Intro (Not for Radio!) 🤫 03:00 — The Rice Pilaf Outrage: Simon’s Family Dinner Meltdown 🍚🚨 13:53 — Kmart’s New Anti-Theft Checkout Barrier Arms Spark Massive Debate 🛒🙅‍♂️ 18:30 — The Egg Ick Is Real! Lana & Caller Roz Talk Food Trauma 🥚🤢 23:31 — The Silly Little Dealbreakers We Secretly Look For In A Car 🚗👀 28:41 — Going The Extra Mile: The Legend Dunedin Principal Running for School Camp 🏃‍♂️🎒 30:34 — Simon’s Ultimate Weekend Watch: The Streaming Show You Need to Binge 🚜🌾 Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

Lana has a massive confession to make: she absolutely loves eggs, but out of nowhere yesterday, she was hit by a sudden, inexplicable case of the "egg ick" and couldn't bring herself to eat them! Desperate to know if she's completely losing her mind or if this is an actual phenomenon, the team opens up the phone lines. Enter our amazing caller Roz, who calls in to validate Lana with some hilarious evidence that proves the egg ick is a very real, very terrifying thing. Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

Simon is officially putting his stamp of approval on a massive global streaming hit, calling it an absolute must-watch for your weekend! The crew dives into the latest season of this wildly successful series, laughing over the chaotic, brilliant, and downright hilarious dynamic between the show's superstar lead and his straight-shooting farm assistant. If you need a brilliant laugh this weekend, Simon insists this is the one to queue up. Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

Yes, this is real. New Zealand's Tree of the Year voting is officially open, and we couldn't resist taking a look at the contenders. From stunning native giants to trees with unusual stories, we explored the nominees and shared our own picks for who deserves the crown. Some of our choices made perfect sense... others, not so much. What makes a tree worthy of being named New Zealand's Tree of the Year? Beauty? History? Personality? We have thoughts. Join us as we celebrate one of the most delightfully Kiwi competitions around and reveal our weird and wonderful favourites.

It all started with a simple mission: find a NZ Post box in the dark. Sounds easy enough, right? Not anymore. With post boxes becoming harder and harder to find, Si found himself on an unexpected late-night adventure searching for somewhere to mail a letter. But that's when the conversation took a turn. As we dug deeper into what exactly Si was trying to post, the questions kept coming... and Si became increasingly uncomfortable. Was it something important? Something unusual? Or something he'd rather keep to himself? One innocent question led to another, and before long things had gone completely off the rails.

Things got interesting when we stumbled across some juicy gossip online about us and the show. From rumours and wild claims to things that made us laugh out loud, we decided to put it all on the table and reveal what's actually true... and what's completely made up. What have people been saying? Which rumours hit close to home? And were there any surprises we didn't see coming? Join us as we fact-check the internet and give you the real story behind the gossip.

We set out on a mission to find New Zealand's smallest tax refund... and we think we may have found a winner! Fiona got in touch to tell us about her husband's eye-watering tax refund from IRD. The grand total? Just 1 cent. Was this the smallest refund in New Zealand, or is there an even tinier payout lurking out there? Join us for a laugh as we hear Fiona's story and discover that sometimes every cent really does count.

Speedy steps up to the mic with some massive tech news, breaking down a highly anticipated, brand-new iPhone feature that is about to drop! The crew reacts to how this update is going to change the way we use our phones daily, while Lana and Simon debate whether it’s a genuine game-changer or just another piece of tech hype. Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

It is an absolute chaotic roller coaster of an episode today! The crew stumbles across some juicy online gossip about themselves and decides to address the rumors head-on to find out what's actually true. Then, Simon goes on a hilarious late-night mission to find an NZ Post box in the dark—but things take an incredibly awkward turn when Lana and Bondy demand to know exactly what he was trying to mail. Plus, we go hunting for New Zealand's smallest-ever tax refund and find a listener whose husband received a staggering payout from the IRD, we talk about the massive "common sense" layout changes hitting Kmart Australia, and Speedy breaks down the brand-new AI features coming to your iPhone. Inside this episode: 00:00 — Podcast Intro (Not for Radio) 🤫 01:55 — Therapy Thursday: Bike Chain Disasters 🚴‍♂️💥 10:13 — Online Gossip: What Are They Saying About Us? 💻👀 15:50 — NZ's Smallest Tax Refund Is Found (The 1-Cent Payout!) 💰 20:56 — What on Earth Was Simon Trying to Post? 📬😳 25:00 — Speedy Breaks Down the Brand-New iPhone AI Features 📱 30:18 — Common Sense Layout Changes Hitting Kmart Australia 🛒 32:48 — Tree of the Year Voting Is Officially Open! 🌳🇳🇿 Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

It's Therapy Thursday, and the team opens up the phone lines for some true public confessionals! This week, the crew dives into the painful, awkward, and downright hilarious stories of what happens when things go completely wrong on two wheels. From ruined clothes to unbelievable accidents, listeners call in to share the absolute worst things they have ever managed to get tragically caught up in a spinning bike chain. Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

The crew discusses a massive new update out of Kmart Australia, where it looks like a bit of common sense is finally returning to the retail giant! Stores across the ditch are officially undergoing a major layout change to fix some of shoppers' biggest pet peeves. While Aussies are celebrating the revamp, there is unfortunately no word yet on whether these highly anticipated changes will make their way over to Kmart stores in New Zealand. Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

Simon shares an unbelievable crime story out of Auckland, where a local man has officially been busted after stealing a staggering $9,000 worth of chocolate! The crew reacts to the sheer scale of the confectionery heist and tries to figure out how someone even manages to smuggle that much chocolate out of the stores without getting caught earlier. Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

Lana gives an update on her broken ankle recovery and dives into a massive rumor about a special, modified car you can apparently get through ACC. While the team originally thought it was a total urban myth, a listener named Kath calls in to completely blow the case wide open, confirming she used one herself just a month ago! Lana finds out exactly how the system works and what it takes to score the ultimate recovery wheels. Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

Simon dives into a fascinating new study that reveals exactly how late in the day you can have your very last coffee before it completely ruins your night's sleep. The crew breaks down the data and debates whether you can truly handle an afternoon caffeine fix, or if it's time to step away from the espresso machine a lot earlier than you think. Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

Simon shares a shocking and hilarious list of the weirdest items people have accidentally left behind in the back of an Uber—including a literal child's glass eye! The crew breaks down the absolute chaos of lost property, leaving Lana and Bondy questioning how on earth someone forgets something so incredibly personal in a rideshare. Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

Lana shares a brilliant but completely shameless tip from her mate on how to score free drinks all night long! It turns out the hack worked like a charm after she spent the entire evening pretending to be out on a hen's party—despite not even being engaged. The crew reacts to the cheeky bar strategy and debates whether it's a stroke of genius or total fraud. Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

Lana drops an amazing history fact that completely flips the script on a common phrase! It turns out we have all been saying "eating humble pie" completely wrong this whole time. Lana breaks down the unexpected origins of the saying, leaving Simon and Bondy completely stunned by the real story behind the pastry. Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

Catch up on the complete episode of Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club for Wednesday, June 10, 2026! Today, Simon breaks down the shocking case of an Auckland serial shoplifter busted with $9,000 worth of chocolate, and shares a wild list of the weirdest things left in the back of an Uber—including a literal child’s glass eye. Plus, Lana investigates a rumored ACC "myth car" for injury recoveries (and gets confirmation from a listener who actually used one!), and she reveals why we have all been pronouncing "humble pie" completely wrong. Inside this episode: 00:00 — Lana’s Mate’s Shameless Hen's Party Hack for Free Drinks 🥂 04:00 — Why We Are All Saying "Humble Pie" Wrong 🥧 08:15 — Uber Lost Property: The Shocking Child's Eye Discovery 👁️ 11:30 — The Cutoff Time for Your Last Coffee of the Day ☕ 16:00 — The ACC Myth Is Real: Lana’s Broken Ankle Recovery Car 🚗 23:15 — The Auckland Thief Busted with $9,000 of Chocolate 🍫 Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

Fieldays officially kicks off today! As proud sponsors of the event, the crew catches up with Fieldays President Graeme Austin to get the ultimate insider look at this year's massive setup, what punters can expect over the coming days, and why this year is set to be bigger and better than ever. Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

Simon opens up about how his OCD completely dictates the way he puts dishwasher tablets into the machine. It turns out he isn’t alone, with a small percentage of listeners calling in to admit they do the exact same thing! The crew dives headfirst into the ultimate kitchen debate: do you properly place the tablet in the dispenser, or do you just toss it straight into the bottom of the machine? Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

Speedy marched straight into the studio to completely blindside Simon with the accusation that he was caught red-handed stealing his banana right out of the staff area.  Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

Fresh off our massive win for Best Radio Breakfast Show at the NZ Radio Awards, the team is diving into a family obsession that has completely taken over Lana's household! Lana’s mum joins the show to talk about her latest obsession: a riddle-filled, piece-heavy nightmare dubbed the "world's hardest puzzle." She walks Simon, Lana, and Bondy through the absolute madness of trying to piece it together, the hours lost to the dining table, and the sheer determination required to crack it. Have you ever started a puzzle or a game that was so frustratingly difficult you almost threw it in the bin? Drop your ultimate puzzle victories (or failures) in the reviews! Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!