PODCAST · comedy
Side Note Central
by Melissa Guerrero
Just two girls processing life out loud
Episodes
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Dialing My Delusions
We’re excited about our future travel plans, getting freaked out by AI phone calls that sound a little too real, finding comfort in reality TV, and preparing for a Vegas storm that apparently had other plans.
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Fall Plans, Flight Plans
We’re talking Europe travel plans, wedding season, meeting the parents and bringing them together for the ultimate family mixer, plus getting way too excited for fall.
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A Knight To Remember
We’re recapping Tournament of Kings, surviving being sick, attempting some self-care, reliving the Mana concert, and getting way too excited about fiber and regular bathroom trips.
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Our Knees Hurt, But We're Here
From millennial concert nostalgia to Pilates, Married at First Sight, and the viral ballerina tea, we're catching up on pop culture and reality TV.
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Back with Side Notes
A podcast episode full of side conversations, from getting older to childhood memories of Bloody Mary. We bounce between topics pretty fast, get distracted more than once, and even attempt a palm reading. It's one of those episodes where the conversation goes wherever it wants.
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Cabin Fever: Water Not Included
This episode is a full recap of our cruise from hell: a vengeful housekeeper, desperate pleas for water, being adrift at sea, sunburns, and enough gaslighting to make us question our own memories. Luckily we were able to laugh through it all to make the best memories!
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Burnt Out But Boarding Soon
This episode covers Teacher Appreciation Week somehow making teachers feel less appreciated, fun birthday plans, a bachata concert that was better late than never, and the excitement of an upcoming cruise that’s currently the only thing keeping us motivated.
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Raves, Risqué Shows & Really Bad Timing
This episode is a recap of our last few weeks—from a wild burlesque show in Colorado to rave nights, random hot takes including vocal fry, and an unexpected run-in with the cops. It’s a post-trip debrief you don’t want to miss.
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Women, Wuthering & Wanderlust
Customer service is testing our patience, Wuthering Heights is testing our emotions, and spring break plans are testing our ability to plan ahead. We also talk about our upcoming trip and celebrate International Women’s Day in this chaotic catch-up episode.
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Nostalgia with Side Effects
Join us as we break down our latest The Summer I Turned Pretty thoughts (why is Jeremiah so annoying?), react to the new documentary revisiting America's Next Top Model, and talk about reality TV, beauty standards, and phones wrecking childhood.
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Fast Pass Privilege
Valentine’s Day recap but make it unhinged: we chose roller coasters over candlelight, upgraded to Fast Pass for the first time (yes, we felt powerful), and discovered that true love is trusting someone next to you at the top of a 200-foot drop. Then we celebrated the only relationship that’s…
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Cupid, Raise the Bar
Join us in this Valentine’s Day episode as we cover everything from starting a new ramen shop job to discovering that anxiety apparently lives in our shoulders and neck now. We unpack the undeniable traits of having an older sibling personality (bossy but loving), debate the red flags we...
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All-Inclusive Vacation, Not-So-Inclusive Job Market
We start with cruise vibes, hit the depressing job market, and accidentally unlock repressed memories from 2016. It’s relaxing, alarming, and somehow comforting.
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Fly Now, Cry Later
In this holiday episode, we swap our travel abroad stories. One of us heads to Italy, dealing with lost luggage, getting sick, and still managing to eat amazing food and make unforgettable memories. The other spends the holidays with family, soaking up time with her grandma and navigating a…
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Rom-Coms, Revelry, & Resolutions
In this episode, we dive into all our Christmas favorites—from comfort foods to family traditions—while fully roasting the cheesiest holiday rom-coms (yes, the ones where everyone magically falls in love in a small town). We chat about friendships and birthdays blues, play a questionable “Naughty...
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Turkey Day Tea
In this episode, we dive into the fun chaos of Thanksgiving and the cozy staycation that follows it. We chat about the post-holiday unwind, how someone’s dad always forgets the coordinated color scheme, and the joy of doing absolutely nothing after doing way too much. It’s laid-back, a little...
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Saju Gonna Call Me Out Like That!?
Join us as we spiral in the most iconic way. We start by unpacking life's real villains: jaywalkers who risk it all for absolutely no reason. Then we confess our toxic traits - spoiler alert - it's Valerie's nail biting habit. And because chaos loves company we dive straight into our Saju charts,...
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Paranormal-ish Activity
This week we’re swapping our wildest personal ghost stories, a few questionable alien encounters, and certified jump scares. Expect lots of laughs, a few goosebumps, and probably zero real answers about the paranormal. Grab your snacks, turn on a light, and come get spooked with us! 👻🛸
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Guts and Getaways
Today, we’re talking gut health (because all hot girls have tummy issues), surviving a spooky corn maze without crying (barely), and cruising into vacation mode with fruity drinks and questionable karaoke songs. It’s science-y, it's silly, it's seafaring- what more could your ears want?
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Not a Hot Take, I'm Just Right
In this episode, we serve up some “hot takes” that are really just us sharing our own opinions. Then we get into the weird little things that feel awkward for no reason — gym edition. And of course, no episode is complete without a storytime: this week’s side notes come courtesy of bad Airbnb's…
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In Da Clerb...We Not All Fam
In this episode, we dive knee-deep into some serious updates—literally. Someone’s knee is thicc with two C’s (not by choice). Then we touch on contact lens trauma, and finally we throw it way back with some clerb memories and that are unforgettable. Let us know in the comments what your favorite...
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Hot Takes, Fresh Updates
In this episode, we share stories about a trip to Mississippi that took some unexpected turns — endless mimosas and creepy Uber rides— plus a few hot takes along the way.
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Dusty Tracks: Not in my House!
Join us as we talk about what it means to rebuild yourself from the ground up—foundation, walls, roof and all. From shaved heads to shedding old baggage, to questioning how our cultures see therapy, it’s about tearing down and starting fresh, inside and out. Music from #Uppbeat (free for...
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Menty B's and Therapies
Join us as we try to interpret what Valerie's nightmare means, talk honestly about living with depression and anxiety, and share how therapy is helping us make a bit more sense of it all—one awkward session at a time. What do you think the Gorilla in Valerie's nightmare means?! Let us know in the...
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Body Talk
Hey everyone! In this episode we talk about body image: the good, the weird, the funny and the evolving. Together, we dive into how our relationships with our bodies have changed over the weird and unpack how our upbringing and experiences shaped the way that we see ourselves. This is now a "how…
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Scooter Boys and Theories
Hey everyone! Join Valerie and Melissa as we talk about our Colored Eyes theory, Love Languages, and more! Please comment below if you have any suggestions on future episodes or have your own take on the colored eyes theory!
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We Took a Trip (Separately)
Hey everyone, its Us again! Listen to hear about our travel stories from Valerie's family vacation and Melissa's nostalgic trip. We talk about everything from rental car mishaps to racist mothers. Reminisce and laugh out loud with us as we try to stay on track! Follow us on IG @sidenotecentral…
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Introduction, Get To Know You
A little get to know you of us, Valerie and Melissa, who have been friends for 9 years. We're just two friends sharing honest conversations, unexpected insights, and the occasional off-topic moment. We're here to connect, reflect, and maybe laugh a little along the way. Thanks for joining us! If...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Just two girls processing life out loud
HOSTED BY
Melissa Guerrero
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Just two girls processing life out loud
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