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If you're a Normal Man, hit the subscribe button: https://bit.ly/SubToSideScrollers. If not, regret it forever.Tectone: https://www.youtube.com/@Tectone https://rumble.com/Tectone Jake Munro: https://www.youtube.com/@JakeMunro https://rumble.com/user/TheJakeMunroShow?e9s=src_v1_sa%2Csrc_v4_sa_o Being Prejudiced is Awesome: https://youtu.be/AJtDDqGVHk4?si=VywpiJOeGQM65xqB Subscribe to the Side Scrollers Podcast wherever you go!🌲LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/sidescrollers 🎸Opening by Paul: https://linktr.ee/PaulHadouken Custom Animations created by Sean Coakley: https://www.youtube.com/@seancoakley1087 https://seancoakleyanimation.carrd.co00:00 Intro16:35 Today’s Showdown18:40 Leaf’s New Song: Prejudice Is Awesome! Frogan Sucks40:16 Hard News40:45 Family Friendly Hooters53:24 Tranny eSports Discussion01:21:58 Plantation Simulator Controversy 01:29:34 NYC Mayor Becomes A Streamer01:33:38 Quartering TLDR for Tectone01:42:27 Kevin O’Leary’s Stupid Statement01:59:40 Today's Sponsor02:05:30 Gaming History

Lady Decade joins Side Scrollers today! You won't believe that IT happened again...Direct Donations: https://streamlabs.com/stutteringcraig/tipFind us on our🌲LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/sidescrollersLet’s shape the future: https://sidescrollers.locals.com/post/7923302/lets-shape-the-future-nowLady Decade: https://www.youtube.com/@LadyDecade00:00 Intro10:20 TONIGHT! Housekeeping13:55 Today’s Showdown21:16 Hard News21:30 The Sky Is Under Attack!34:25 Meanwhile In NYC37:19 Lego Pinball?! Flap49:50 Kino Update59:32 Frogan Lawsuit01:21:02 Today’s Sponsor01:23:00 Frankenstein Is Transphobic01:34:10 Craig’s Top 5 Cookies01:57:20 Gaming History

Arch joins Side Scrollers today.... and Craig has a new segment for Phoenix.Direct Donations: https://streamlabs.com/stutteringcraig/tipFind us on our🌲LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/sidescrollersArch: https://www.youtube.com/@TheArchCast https://www.youtube.com/@ArchYouTube/videos Let’s shape the future: https://sidescrollers.locals.com/post/7923302/lets-shape-the-future-now00:00 Intro09:55 Today’s Showdown15:39 Just End It Now35:54 Hard News36:25 Norway’s New King!44:18 Arch Meets American Food01:02:55 Google Prioritizes AI-Generated Answers01:22:15 Nina Lin FAFO01:36:25 Today’s Sponsor01:38:33 Kinda Funny Vs Asmongold01:50:40 Gaming History

Leaflit & Celestium join Side Scrollers today!Direct Donation: https://streamlabs.com/stutteringcraig/tipLet’s shape the future: https://sidescrollers.locals.com/post/7923302/lets-shape-the-future-nowFind us on our🌲LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/sidescrollersCelestium: http://twitch.tv/celestiumart https://www.youtube.com/@CelestiumVT Leaflit: https://www.youtube.com/@LeaflitAsari https://rpg.angelssword.com/00:00 Intro11:50 Housekeeping!16:20 Today’s Showdown27:00 Hard News27:27 Bust A Move! Genius Gaming38:05 “Have Babies” - PubG!45:10 Today’s Sponsor47:30 Celestium On Offkai Expo57:46 Makeshift Update01:13:05 Asmongold Roasts YouTuber01:32:32 IRL Streaming Sucks01:46:47 Hacking & Malicious Software01:53:00 Gaming History02:10:20 What Number Equates Success?

If you're new, hit the sub button!Amalgamyte: https://www.youtube.com/@Amalgamyte https://rumble.com/user/Amalgamyte?e9s=src_v1_sa%2Csrc_v4_sa_o Melee K: https://www.youtube.com/@meleegames https://rumble.com/c/meleegames?e9s=src_v1_clr Mitsu: https://rumble.com/user/MitsuShow Let’s shape the future: https://sidescrollers.locals.com/post/7923302/lets-shape-the-future-now Find us on our🌲LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/sidescrollers Support Our Partners on Side Scrollers PLUS: 🦊Kirsche: https://sidescrollers.locals.com/support/aff/9eeaf2b9-3214-4a3a-813d-8505298d96eb 🎸Opening by Paul: https://linktr.ee/PaulHadouken Custom Animations created by Sean Coakley: https://www.youtube.com/@seancoakley1087 https://seancoakleyanimation.carrd.co00:00 Intro10:09 Housekeeping19:27 Today’s Showdown23:15 RIP Tom Kane24:15 Hard News25:20 A New Dinosaur37:20 Food talk56:21 Wrestling Wedding58:29 Gina Carano vs Ronda Rousey1:13:59 Movie talk1:41:39 Showdown update1:41:58 Today’s Sponsor1:44:01 Tencent EXPOSED1:54:26 Need for Seat1:57:21 Gaming History

THE MASK HAS OFFICIALLY SLIPPED.Text to speech tips (over $25): https://streamlabs.com/stutteringcraig/tipFind us on our🌲LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/sidescrollersLet’s shape the future: https://sidescrollers.locals.com/post/7923302/lets-shape-the-future-nowSini: https://www.youtube.com/@siniviere https://rumble.com/c/c-6860805 What You Can Do About The FCC Rating: https://cwfa.quorum.us/campaign/161653/00:00 Intro09:00 Housekeeping Announcement!10:06 Today’s Showdown23:02 Hard News23:20 ChudTheBuilder Update28:38 Streaming Filter Removed39:01 NFL X Gaming54:21 Today’s Sponsor01:02:00 BLM N’ Shiet01:28:44 FCC Ratings Vs The People01:48:55 Sonic Is For Conservatives01:58:40 Mario On Meth02:05:00 Gaming History

Kirsche vs Xenosaga.Text to speech tips (over $25): https://streamlabs.com/stutteringcraig/tipFind us on our🌲LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/sidescrollersSupport Kirsche On Plus🦊https://sidescrollers.locals.com/support/aff/9eeaf2b9-3214-4a3a-813d-8505298d96ebLet’s shape the future: https://sidescrollers.locals.com/post/7923302/lets-shape-the-future-nowKirsche: https://www.youtube.com/@KirscheVerstahl https://youtooz.com/products/korsche-plush-9-inch00:00 Intro12:30 Housekeeping: Announcements!16:30 Today’s Showdown30:35 Hard News30:57 ChudTheBuilder Attempted Murder Charge?48:11 Pedro Pascal Is A Homo01:00:00 Kirsche’s Korsches01:01:13 Today’s Sponsor01:03:25 Covid Whistleblower (This Should Piss EVERYBODY Off)01:48:16 Mixtape Update02:07:49 Gaming History

We've got a good one today...Text to speech tips (over $25): https://streamlabs.com/stutteringcraig/tipFind us on our🌲LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/sidescrollersWe Want YOUR Opinion: https://sidescrollers.locals.com/post/7923302/lets-shape-the-future-nowDisparu: https://www.youtube.com/@disparutoo00:00 Intro05:54 Housekeeping Announcements!12:05 We Want YOUR Input!17:30 Today’s Showdown22:40 Hard News22:50 Donald Gibb Dead35:55 Steam Controller SCREAMS43:00 Fast & Furious TV Show / Peacock Reboot01:00:23 Dhoom Trailer Reaction01:05:30 Zelda Dog Cast?01:07:20 The Odyssey Controversy 01:29:04 Today’s Sponsor01:33:40 Scary Trans Unaliver02:00:10 A.C. Buried Treasurehunt! 02:09:17 Gaming History

Choo Choo... the train just went off the tracks.Text to speech tips (over $25): https://streamlabs.com/stutteringcraig/tipFind us on our🌲LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/sidescrollersRev: https://www.youtube.com/@Revsaysdesu Strawb: https://www.youtube.com/@darlingstrawbhttps://uwumarket.us/collections/strawb00:00 Intro07:50 We Want YOUR Opinion!12:10 Today’s Showdown26:12 Hard News27:00 Weighing Food Online 43:20 Buc-ees Expansion51:49 Deadly New Tik Tok Trend01:12:15 Star Fox Meltdown01:27:30 Quartering Update01:46:23 Today’s Sponsor01:55:00 Gamestop Vs Ebay02:01:37 Gaming History

This has been one of the biggest trainwrecks in a long time...Text to speech tips (over $25): https://streamlabs.com/stutteringcraig/tipFind us on our🌲LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/sidescrollersPhillip Chan: https://www.youtube.com/@mrphillipchan2 Kangmin Lee: https://www.youtube.com/@kangminlee00:00 Intro13:48 Housekeeping Announcements!16:47 Today’s Showdown20:17 Today In Yesterday!40:15 Funeral At Taco Bell53:29 Hard News58:55 Mixtape Is 10 On 10!01:24:38 Jamie Kennedy Vs Jerry O’Connell 01:36:33 Quartering Update02:11:56 Gaming History

FINISH STRONG FRIDAYText to speech tips (over $25): https://streamlabs.com/stutteringcraig/tipFind us on our🌲LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/sidescrollersRecap: Craig Plays Ecco The Dolphin on PLUS https://sidescrollers.locals.com/post/7910584/craig-vs-the-worst-game-ever-ecco-the-dolphin Vara Dark: https://www.youtube.com/@DarkTitanEnterprises00:00 Intro07:00 Housekeeping: Announcements!12:04 Today’s Showdown: DA FINALE!26:26 Hard News26:50 An Empty Burger45:48 Togi Bets & WINS01:04:01 Jamie Pressley Joins OF!? 01:18:50 Dana White On Men’s Metal Health01:29:16 Today’s Sponsor01:34:00 Slay The Spire II Controversy01:56:47 Gaming History

But really... what ARE the oranges for?Text to speech tips (over $25): https://streamlabs.com/stutteringcraig/tipFind us on our🌲LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/sidescrollersVideo Armageddon For EVERYONE On Plus https://sidescrollers.locals.com/post/7888223/video-armageddon Nyanus: https://www.youtube.com/@ItsNyanus00:00 Intro09:00 Housekeeping: Announcements11:48 Today’s Showdown26:00 Greatest Games You’ve Never Played33:28 Hard News36:10 New Starfox Game54:10 Quartering Update01:15:22 IronMouse / AI Discussion 01:37:11 Today’s Sponsor01:40:36 GameStop X eBay Update 01:56:32 Asmon Biology Spice02:01:54 FL Arrested A 12 Year Old Girl02:06:59 Gaming History

Prepare yourself for the invasion!Text to speech tips (over $25): https://streamlabs.com/stutteringcraig/tipFind us on our🌲LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/sidescrollersFind us on Kick: https://kick.com/sidescrollers Video Armageddon For EVERYONE On Plus https://sidescrollers.locals.com/post/7888223/video-armageddon Momma Occo: https://www.youtube.com/c/MommaOcco https://rumble.com/user/MommaOcco00:00 Intro07:19 Big Housekeeping10:45 Today’s Showdown26:05 Hard News26:20 The Aliens Are Here!01:00:48 Jake’s Mini Cancellation01:13:46 MET GALA Parodies01:15:29 Pokemon Scalpers Are Insane01:40:17 Today’s Sponsor01:42:25 The Golden Age Is Now?01:58:18 Gaming Quick Hits 02:10:14 Gaming History

Leaflit joins us today!Text to speech tips (over $25): https://streamlabs.com/stutteringcraig/tipFind us on our🌲LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/sidescrollersArmageddon For EVERYONE On Plus https://sidescrollers.locals.com/post/7888223/video-armageddon Leaflit: https://www.youtube.com/@LeaflitAsari https://rpg.angelssword.com/DB Wyld: https://rumble.com/c/c-7559941 https://x.com/DBWyld00:00 Intro09:00 Housekeeping Announcements!11:37 Today’s Showdown27:48 Today In Yesterday!45:00 Hard News45:30 RIP McDonald’s Self Serving01:01:30 Last Night’s Hunger Games AKA MET Gala01:17:20 Today’s Sponsor01:25:22 Nick Shirley 01:45:07 Side Scrollers Anthem01:52:00 Leaflit’s New Music Video02:06:15 Gaming History

Something big may happen this morning. May the 4th Be With You..Text to speech tips (over $25): https://streamlabs.com/stutteringcraig/tipFind us on our🌲LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/sidescrollersMelee K: https://www.youtube.com/@meleegames https://rumble.com/c/meleegames/livestreams?e9s=src_v1_sa%2Csrc_v4_sa_o Mitsu: https://rumble.com/user/MitsuShow?e9s=src_v1_sa%2Csrc_v4_sa_o00:00 Intro08:30 Quartering Update10:57 House Keeping: Big Announcements!14:35 Today’s Showdown28:16 Hard News28:40 May The 4th REEEE51:07 GameStop To Buy eBay?01:08:17 Streamers Vs Ads.01:19:18 BlueSky Doxxing Wars01:31:26 Today’s Sponsor 01:33:58 Ming-Na Wen Whines01:45:50 Plane Talk!01:56:34 Halo 2 & 3 Remakes?02:09:10 Gaming History

The camera was on the whole time huh?Text to speech tips (over $25): https://streamlabs.com/stutteringcraig/tipFind us on our🌲LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/sidescrollersMegimu 32: https://rumble.com/c/megimu32?e9s=src_v1_clr Sini: https://rumble.com/c/c-6860805?e9s=src_v1_cbl 00:00 Intro08:40 Jamiroquai Doesn’t Like Boobs11:38 TONIGHT! Housekeeping14:34 Today’s Showdown23:50 Phoenix On RE Movie Trailer28:19 DSP May 1st Burst31:24 Hard News31:52 $600 Grogu?!38:45 Today In Yesterday!01:03:53 Meg On Content Creating Fair USe01:18:59 Today’s Sponsor01:22:23 Keeping Up With The Quartering01:41:20 Sini Demonetized01:57:37 Pragmata W02:05:55 Gaming History

Kirsche ate a gummy... Jake had some wine... Craig had an aspirin.Text to speech tips (over $25): https://streamlabs.com/stutteringcraig/tipFind us on our🌲LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/sidescrollersJake: https://www.youtube.com/@JakeMunro https://rumble.com/user/TheJakeMunroShow?e9s=src_v1_sa%2Csrc_v4_sa_oKirsche: https://www.youtube.com/@KirscheVerstahl00:00 Intro06:00 Kirsche Discovers Slamball15:55 Today’s Showdown20:55 Hard News23:31 Jake Rees On Street Fighter32:55 Kirsche’s JP Morgan Sex Slave Story01:10:00 Labgrown Meat Discussion01:12:55 JP Morgan Fanfiction01:20:43 The Quartering Update01:35:40 Today’s Sponsor01:38:30 Savannah Hernandez Update01:53:54 H3snark Reddit Crumbling02:02:274 More JP Morgan Memes02:09:10 Kirsche’s Sneaky Peaky Piggy02:11:30 Craig’s Dad’s Art02:15:48 Gaming History

While most creators chase luxury and status, Asmongold takes a completely different approach living simply, avoiding unnecessary spending, and focusing on doing whatever he wants without pressure. It raises an interesting question: what happens when you already have more money than you need? Today Asmongold spoke about that and we took a listen, honestly, it made us like him more.00:00 – Intro: Asmongold and Caleb Hammer talk money on the AllCraft podcast.00:32 – The tax bombshell: Asmongold reveals he owed over $4 million in taxes.01:17 – Estimating the earnings: How much does Asmongold actually make?01:38 – The "2 Million Dollar" challenge: Caleb suggests Asmongold should spend more.02:05 – Commentary: Reacting to the insanity of paying $4 million in taxes.02:50 – Doing the math: Breaking down what spending $2 million a year looks like per hour.03:42 – Why Asmongold is likable: His reaction to extreme wealth and spending.04:02 – A better way to spend: Investing in talented creators and culture.05:07 – Side Scrollers' advice: Asmongold needs a new team of accountants.05:35 – The hair debate: A lighthearted critique of Asmongold's grooming habits.06:06 – Question of the day: How much money do you actually need to be happy?06:54 – Personal goals: The team discusses their "number" and living humbly.08:16 – Final thoughts: Reflecting on Asmongold's unique financial position.

Creator Shoe0nHead BLASTS Hasan Piker for his comments on men wanting to start families because of how they've played Pragmata and it got them thinking about starting a family. She mentions things he's done and said which come off as completely hypocritical and doesn't hold back. This is a MUST WATCH.00:00 – Intro: Discussing Shoe0nHead’s background and political stance.00:40 – The Pragmata situation: Shoe0nHead reacts to Hasan Piker's comments.01:04 – Analyzing the "incel" label: How the term is being overused.02:06 – Breaking down Hasan Piker’s viral take on starting a family.03:07 – Shoe0nHead's "kill shot" response to Hasan’s nihilism.04:09 – The "Champagne Socialist" critique: Gucci sweaters and high horses.05:13 – Deep dive: Why Hasan’s content attracts so much "dunking."06:27 – Ideological purity spirals and anti-natalism on the left.07:37 – Discussion: Is Hasan Piker actually a capitalist grifter?08:52 – Integrity vs. Greed: Comparing communist rhetoric to behavior.09:10 – Revenue talk: Hasan Piker vs. Asmongold’s earnings.

The countdown has begun...Text to speech tips (over $25): https://streamlabs.com/stutteringcraig/tipFind us on our🌲LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/sidescrollersKeen_EN: https://rumble.com/user/Keeen_EN https://www.youtube.com/@Keeen_EN00:00 Intro09:24 Housekeeping12:45 Today’s Showdown19:20 NBA The Run Trailer Reaction27:00 Sweet Art28:00 Hard News28:26 Rippaverse X Hachette39:30 Brazilian Nintendo Coffins56:15 Streamer Hit By Car01:07:11 YouTube Mass Flagging01: 29:00 Mini PlayStation Update?01:29:44 Asmongold’s Finances01:38:21 Today’s Sponsor01:41:08 Nick Fuentes’ Uninvited Reaction01:53:05 ShoeOnHead Vs Hasan02:05:55 Gaming History

Sony just dropped a nuke that should upset every person who's ever played a video game.Text to speech tips (over $25): https://streamlabs.com/stutteringcraig/tipFind us on our🌲LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/sidescrollersRev: https://www.youtube.com/@Revsaysdesu Strawb: https://www.youtube.com/@darlingstrawbhttps://uwumarket.us/collections/strawb00:00 Intro19:00 Today’s Showdown29:11 Hard News30:25 Community Post31:48 Fifa34:10 Morgpie Update46:00 Dinosaur Animatronic Burn50:30 Leaflit’s New Song / College Talk01:09:22 David Cross Are They Tards? Radicalization01:31:09 Jimmy Kimmel Doubles Down01:41:45 Reactions To Trump Attempted Assassination01:50:03 Today’s Sponsor01:53:00 Sony: You Own Nothing PLEBS!02:04:59 Gaming History

Wish we could say that we're not surprised...Text to speech tips (over $25): https://streamlabs.com/stutteringcraig/tipFind us on our🌲LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/sidescrollersBananaJuJu: https://www.twitch.tv/bananaJuju https://kick.com/bananajuju https://www.youtube.com/@bananaJuju_00:00 Intro05:20 Food Talk16:30 Today’s Showdown28:12 Hard News28:30 Trump Assassination Attempt Recap51:50 JuJu & Blabs Snuggle53:15 Scarlett Skips Game Reaction01:05:40 The Quartering Update01:14:10 Today’s Sponsor01:16:20 Westernizing Anime/Manga01:23:40 Asmon Turned Down 500K01:28:36 Thot Watch With Blabs01:45:37 Metroid Movie?01:54:30 Pragmata Update02:03:55 Gaming History

A fresh start - but is it enough?Text to speech tips (over $25): https://streamlabs.com/stutteringcraig/tipFind us on our🌲LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/sidescrollersVara Dark: https://www.youtube.com/@DarkTitanEnterprises Lady Decade: https://www.youtube.com/@LadyDecade00:00 Intro13:50 Today’s Showdown27:00 Hard News27:28 LEGO Time With Vara!44:05 Breaking News: Firing Squad48:49 For The Ping Pong Fans50:45 Twilight Princess Trailer Reaction53:44 Video Game Movie Talk01:10:33 Today’s Sponsor01:12:34 Assassin's Creed Controversy?01:32:32 Halo Extraction Shooter Game01:36:17 New Xbox Branding - Return To Form?01:47:00 SEGA Universe01:51:28 IGN Turned 3002:00:04 Gaming History02:10:15 Lady Decade’s Top 5 Cookies

We only have one question: what do the oranges do?Text to speech tips (over $25): https://streamlabs.com/stutteringcraig/tipFind us on our🌲LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/sidescrollersLunduke Journal: https://t.co/mF63OK7BTn https://www.youtube.com/bryanlunduke https://rumble.com/c/Lunduke00:00 Intro08:42 Today’s Showdown24:55 Hard News25:30 Pokemon Go Update36:28 SPLC01:05:00 Today’s Sponsor01:11:20 Pink Tits Kick01:21:40 Pragmata Controversy01:34:13 Hasan Piker Is Scum01:54:37 Counter-Strike Ban01:58:17 Gaming History

What on earth is happening in the UK?! PlayStation censorship!? Text to speech tips (over $25): https://streamlabs.com/stutteringcraig/tipFind us on our🌲LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/sidescrollersMelee K: https://www.youtube.com/@meleegames Arch: https://www.youtube.com/@TheArchCast Amalgamyte: https://www.youtube.com/@Amalgamyte00:00 Intro10:43 Showdown intro15:25 Hard News16:10 Arch learns America50:09 Bricked proposal55:50 Craig tells a joke57:20 Devil Wears Prada1:11:56 Smoking ban in UK1:22:44 UK Ireland Playstation Age Verification1:45:29 Resident Evil Requiem1:48:05 Gaming History

The amount of crazies out there calling US crazy is crazy..Text to speech tips (over $25): https://streamlabs.com/stutteringcraig/tipFind us on our🌲LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/sidescrollersCelestium: https://www.youtube.com/@CelestiumVT Ember Paradox: https://www.youtube.com/@emberparadox458 Leaflitt: https://www.youtube.com/@LeaflitAsari https://rpg.angelssword.com/00:00 Intro11:36 Today’s Showdown27:30 Buccees For Blabs30:50 Hard News31:05 Leaf’s New Song42:00 But What Are The Oranges For?47:00 Is Craig The Asshole?52:33 Vtuber Drama: Kodiak Vs Vex/ Cancel Culture01:18:10 Pragmata Controversy Update01:55:24 Today’s Sponsor01:57:41 Celestium On Chibi’s Brother02:05:53 Gaming History

Pragmata is causing all the weirdos to meltdown.Text to speech tips (over $25): https://streamlabs.com/stutteringcraig/tipFind us on our🌲LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/sidescrollersMitsu: https://x.com/EricDziadzio https://rumble.com/user/MitsuShow K: https://rumble.com/meleegames https://www.youtube.com/@meleegames/videos00:00 Intro09:24 Today’s Showdown25:20 Hard News25:41 The Best Games You Never Heard Of34:14 Boston Marathon So Soy49:44 Digital Labels Discussion01:04:55 Asmon Owes TAXES!01:15:20 Today’s Sponsor01:22:34 Pragmata Controversy01:52:13 Stop Killing Games Update02:16:59 Gaming History

WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW?!Text to speech tips (over $25): https://streamlabs.com/stutteringcraig/tipFind us on our🌲LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/sidescrollersKirsche: https://www.youtube.com/@KirscheVerstahl00:00 Intro09:00 Kirsche/Quartering14:00 YouTube Shorts19:00 Today’s Showdown27:20 Hard News27:30 Movie Trailer Reactions56:27 Today’s Sponsor 01:05:37 Esports Black Face01:17:08 Craig’s New Shorts Career01:19:24 Is Enough, Enough?01:32:22 Lt. Gov Unalived Himself01:45:08 Politics With Kirsche02:01:18 Gaming History

The Quartering said WHAT about us?Text to speech tips (over $25): https://streamlabs.com/stutteringcraig/tipFind us on our🌲LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/sidescrollersTiny: https://rumble.com/c/TinyPandaface?e9s=src_v1_clr Phillip: https://www.youtube.com/@mrphillipchan2 Kangmin: https://www.youtube.com/@kangminlee00:00 Intro18:18 Hard News18:41 Phillip Fights The Fellow Asians24:42 Asian Man Eats Thermometer34:00 Voice Acting Discussion40:45 Disney In The Dumps49:00 Kangmin Joins / Johnny Somali01:06:57 Melissa Etheridge’s Straight Son01:15:54 Today’s Sponsor01:21:06 Quartering Update01:40:17 OJ Simpson’s Trial02:02:16 Gaming History

Craig is back and it's time to play catch up on some big stories.Text to speech tips (over $25): https://streamlabs.com/stutteringcraig/tipFind us on our🌲LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/sidescrollersRev: https://www.youtube.com/Revsaysdesu Strawb: https://www.youtube.com/@darlingstrawbLegal Mindset's Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2hzBzpelyg&t=1s00:00 Intro07:33 Next WEEK!09:19 Today’s Showdown20:29 Hard News20:54 Chuck Norris Memes34:47 The Youth Can’t Hang45:26 Broken Society, A Segment01:12:22 Today’s Sponsor01:13:48 Ruby VS Katy’s Pussy🐈01:23:13 Quartering X Kino01:48:18 Logan Paul Redemption Arc?02:00:28 Gaming History

SO much has happened over the weekend! Text to speech tips (over $25): https://streamlabs.com/stutteringcraig/tipFind us on our🌲LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/sidescrollersKara Lynne: https://www.youtube.com/@kara_creates https://www.karacreates.net/ https://bio.site/karalynne Melee K: https://www.youtube.com/@meleegames https://rumble.com/c/meleegames/livestreams?e9s=src_v1_sa%2Csrc_v4_sa_o00:00 Intro5:52 Kara Crafting12:07 Today’s Showdown15:06 Hard News15:25 Yoshi bath19:45 Cockroach jacket21:45 Lamb cake prank32:11 Rare Boba Fett action figure41:03 Pokemon Go Tournament Update46:00 Sabrina Carpenter 1:05:08 WB Paramount1:10:45 What are you playing?1:24:04 Phoenix’s Top 5 Underrated Consoles1:43:22 Rockstar leaks pending1:51:24 Gaming History

Censorship Is Ramping Up! Text to speech tips (over $25): https://streamlabs.com/stutteringcraig/tipFind us on our🌲LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/sidescrollersMelee K: https://www.youtube.com/@meleegames Lady Decade: https://www.youtube.com/@LadyDecade Vara Dark: https://www.youtube.com/@DarkTitanEnterprises00:00 Intro8:45 Today’ Showdown18:33 Hard News19:16 Baja Blast Shoes21:17 PepsiCo31:38 Kit-Kat33:53 Blabs Top 5 Cheese43:57 Hasan58:10 YouTube Hacking1:14:00 Doki Doki Literature Club1:28:12 UK censorship1:42:56 Metal Gear Solid movie1:43:52 Bungie Marathon Budget1:49:05 Gaming History1:54:08 Lady Decade Marathon Box

Dear Canada: what the hell are you doing?Text to speech tips (over $25): https://streamlabs.com/stutteringcraig/tipFind us on our🌲LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/sidescrollersAmalgamyte: https://www.youtube.com/@Amalgamyte00:00 Intro08:30 Today’s Showdown13:28 Hard News13:50 California TP Fire34:49 Canada’s New LGBTQ Initials53:36 Karl Jobst Vs Billy Mitchell Lawsuit01:13:39 Today’s Sponsor01:15:22 Sugar Ray L?01:24:15 2 Fat Witches01:30:23 Wholesome Dog Video01:37:40 Ocarina of Time Remake01:56:25 Gaming History

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