Sideline Banter

Episodes

1. 23

   Episode 23: Orange Theory Horror, History Of Dating Apps, Love Island

   Keanu makes one hell of a first and potentially last impression at his new gym (2:50-10:59). Adit finally confessed about the meaty wrap to his girl, her reaction, and more (18:40-25:08). We take a trip down memory lane and talk about how dating apps have evolved over time (31:40-37:00). And then...

   Aug 2, 2021

   52m
2. 22

   Episode 22: Astrology, Marrying For Citizenship, Kardashian Kurse

   We wear off the rust as we’re back from a quick hiatus (0:00 - 4:26). Keanu has an apartment gym dilemma with a guy who never leaves the treadmill (4:27 - 6:25) Keanu also had an interesting response when asked if he wanted to see a scary movie on a first date (6:26 - 12:51). We introduce a new...

   Jun 29, 2021

   47m
3. 21

   Episode 21: Wiping With Alcohol, Dating After College, Air Fryer Fetish

   Welcome to Season 2 of Sideline Banter! We give you guys a quick update on what’s been going on with our lives and the podcast since the Season 1 Finale (0:00 - 4:00). Keanu tells us the story of the wildest girl he’s ever met on a weekend trip he took to Philadelphia (4:10 - 12:20). Adit…

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   May 28, 2021

   32m
4. 20

   Episode 20: Season One Finale with Ahmad Alnajjar

   Season One Finale. We bring on the host of the “Kan Yama Kan Podcast,” Ahmad Yaser Alnajjar. We dive into a wide range of topics, from Ahmad dealing with “degenerates” at his dad’s smoke shop to his filmmaking career, which started with going viral on Vine. We also play a couple of games…

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   Mar 20, 2021

   1h 06m
5. 19

   Episode 19: Listener Questions Part 2, Milk Before Cereal, Urinal Phobia

   We answer your listener-submitted questions (6:57 - 33:42)! Keanu has an interesting take on how the producers planned the fantasy suite dates this week.. (33:44 - 42:46). Myers Leonard got himself into trouble by dropping a racial slur during his Call Of Duty Stream; we discuss the potential...

   Mar 11, 2021

   1h 00m
6. 18

   Episode 18: Dad Jokes, AP Classes, NBA Refs

   NBA refs have been very whistle-happy this year… Does the league have an officiating problem (2:11 - 15:40)? We then introduce a rapid-fire dad joke segment. Who will out cringe the other… (15:42 - 20:01). Also, a passionate rant on AP/Honors high school courses being the hardest classes of all...

   Mar 4, 2021

   48m
7. 17

   Episode 17: Foreign Women, Would You Rather, Dubs

   The All-Star break is coming up, so we critique the Warrior's performance so far this season as well as the 2 heartbreaking losses they suffered last week against Charlotte and Orlando (1:16 - 16:27). We introduce a new segment called Would You Rather.. Where we ask each other tough Would You...

   Feb 25, 2021

   1h 13m
8. 16

   Episode 16: Corny Bachelor Goodbyes, Ideal First Dates, PAU

   We’re down to crunch time in The Bachelor, with hometowns right around the corner. We banter about some of the girl's exits this week, as well as our favorites going into the final four (3:23 - 22:42). Can all the money that’s pumped into advertising on social media directly lead to the demise of...

   Feb 18, 2021

   54m
9. 15

   Episode 15: Listener’s Worst Dates and Super Bowl Sunday

   With Valentines Day coming up in less than a week… Our listeners submitted stories about their worst dates… We react to these stories and reflect on each of our worst dates (3:57 - 34:51). On this week’s bachelor, Matt James FINALLY sends home Victoria and some other bullies in the house while...

   Feb 4, 2021

   56m
10. 14

    Episode 14: Middle School Emails, Good Girls Go Bad, Jake Paul UFC Drama

    Adit reports on his juice cleanse and how he’s come out of it a changed man (1:10 - 5:39). We go back in time to go over some of our cringiest middle school emails... Some real trauma to relive (5:40 - 27:27). Matt James has been pressed with his biggest problem this season on The Bachelor……

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    Jan 28, 2021

    54m
11. 13

    Episode 13: 🍆 Pics, NFL Championship Sunday, Puberty

    Adit is going on a juice cleanse to rid his body of all the alcohol he’s been drinking in 2021 (0:42 - 3:11). The Warriors upset the Lakers and are starting to look like a decent team. We discuss our expectations for this team after the first quarter of the season (3:13 - 13:40). The curse of…

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    Jan 21, 2021

    1h 06m
12. 12

    Episode 12: Harden To Nets, NFL Divisional Round, Gaslighting, Proposals

    We react to the James Harden mega-deal that sent him to the Brooklyn Nets (3:08 - 16:11). After that, we recap last week’s NFL Wild Card games then preview this weekend's Divisional Round games (16:12 - 28:52). Deshaun Watson wants out of Houston, and the 49ers need a quarterback…. interesting…....

    Jan 14, 2021

    1h 05m
13. 11

    Episode 11: James Trotter Joins SB, Boxing Over Girls, Catfishes

    Special Guest James Trotter joins the show! We kick things off by recapping the first episode of The Bachelor's new season (10:11 - 19:30). Then we take a trip down memory lane and talk about some of our fondest memories from college… (19:31 - 35:34). Wild Card weekend is around the corner, so we...

    Jan 7, 2021

    1h 10m
14. 10

    Episode 10: Keanu Curses Buffalo, Faking Identities, Cosplay

    Adit and Keanu both lose their Fantasy Football Championships.. which prompts Keanu to use his curse on the Buffalo Bills (2:12 - 11:47). We then introduce a new segment called “Top Toks,” where we break down the latest trends and news from Tik Tok… This week we talk about the D’amelio’s getting...

    Dec 31, 2020

    47m
15. 9

    Episode 9: SJSU Rewarded With BS Bowl Game!!, Adit Loses Fantasy Bachelorette, Top Christmas Moments

    Our San Jose State Spartans won the Mountain West and got stuck playing in some wack ass bowl game against Ball State… We rant.. (1:22 - 15:23). Then we react to the Dubs stinker of a season opener (15:24 - 25:56). Adit has to eat the Meat Mountain Sandwich at Arby’s because he lost Fantasy...

    Dec 24, 2020

    1h 04m
16. 8

    Episode 8: Jessica Stopper Joins SB, Barbers Using Knives…? , Fuck Snakes

    The show kicks off with a little sports banter, and we talk about Adit’s complete lack of knowledge when it comes to barbershops. (1:20 - 14:31). After that, the host of the “Can’t Stopper Podcast,” Jessica Stopper, joins the pod. We cover many topics, from tips on picking up a bartender’s phone...

    Dec 17, 2020

    1h 11m
17. 7

    Episode 7: Reacting to your Best Lies, Fake Olympic Sports, Saleh’s Shambolic Defense

    We bring back right swipe/left swipe to discuss various topics in the sports world, including the upcoming Floyd Mayweather/Logan Paul fight and the Premier League (2:15 - 24:30). Then we dive into the fight for Tayshia’s heart in Fantasy Bachelorette as we debate over our top contenders heading...

    Dec 10, 2020

    1h 00m
18. 6

    Episode 6: Clubbing With The Mob, NBA Fans Mourn Oubre Engagement, High School Bachelorette Parties

    We kick things off by giving our thoughts and prayers to Nate Robinson and the people who were crushing on Kelly Oubre (2:17 - 10:51). Followed by a recap of last night’s Bachelorette episode, including people from our past who may have come on a little too strong. (10:52 - 25:18). Marshawn Lynch...

    Dec 3, 2020

    44m
19. 5

    Episode 5: Drunk Story-time, Worst NFL Fans, Least Favorite Thanksgiving Dishes

    Happy Thanksgiving! We answer listener questions to kick the pod off (4:06 - 13:52)… featuring our funniest drunk stories (13:53 - 24:33). After that, we discuss last night’s Bachelorette episode, including Noah’s bomb that abruptly ended the cocktail party (24:36 - 36:38). How far would you go…

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    Nov 26, 2020

    1h 00m
20. 4

    Episode 4: Dating In College, Warriors Draft, Bachelorette Beef, World Cup Chances, And Celebrities As Bench Players

    How will the Warriors look after drafting Wiseman but dealing with Klay Thompson’s potential season-ending injury (0:43 - 9:00)? We recap the last episode of the Bachelorette, including the awkwardly forced arguments between Ed and Chasen.. then draft our week 3 lineups. (9:45 - 23:00). Our Top...

    Nov 19, 2020

    55m
21. 3

    Episode 3: Fantasy Bachelorette Week 1, Adit Responds To Listeners Calling Him Out, Thoughts And Prayers To Pocket Passing QB's, Most Expensive Ebay Items Ever, Best And Worst Fast Foods

    Adit addresses the listeners calling him out for never sliding into the DM’s (0:52 - 2:18). We recap what’s happened so far during the Bachelorette and introduce our Fantasy Bachelorette segment. (2:20 - 16:52). Adit gives his thoughts and prayers to Keanu’s Gunners in another new segment (16:53…

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    Nov 12, 2020

    52m
22. 2

    Episode 2: Keanu Gets Blocked By 49ers Wide Receiver, The Kardashian Curse, Shooting Your Shot On IG, And Things We Spend Too Much Money On

    We recap the 49ers awful showing in Seattle, which leads to Keanu getting blocked by Kendrick Bourne on Twitter. (1:26 - 11:13). Will the Kardashian curse affect Devin Booker? Also, is it appropriate to shoot your shot with the ladies on Instagram? We swipe right or left on those takes (17:39 -...

    Nov 5, 2020

    52m
23. 2

    Podcast Trailer

    Podcast Introduction

    Oct 31, 2020

    0m
24. 1

    Episode 1: Dodgers Winning The World Series, Football And Fraternities, Niners Trending Up, Getting Waxed, Top Halloween Moments

    We [Adit Shrestha and Keanu Haghighi] welcome you to, the podcast. And to start things off... the thing we've been dreading our entire lives, a Dodgers World Series Championship (0:00-2:14). SCOOP OR DUPE... Not everything you read online is true, but these days it's so hard to tell what reports...

    Oct 29, 2020

    35m