Sights Unseen

Friends, are you bored to death with the monotony of everyday life in your sleepy, little hometown? Do you feel like you were made for a higher purpose, and you haven't been given the chance to show your full potential? Is there an inky blackness within your soul that you're just dying to show the whole world?Then come on down to New Londo! This club has everything; mournful ghosts, a big pupper with a sword, snakes with human faces... and closing up the night's entertainment is Lordran's hottest new boyband, The Four Kings. They are wild, they're passionate, and they do. Not. Know how to count!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

$6.7B221 Citadark Isle, just off of Gateon PortA charming, evil lair found off the coast of Orre, this 1,550,000-square-foot dream home can be all yours today. Fully furnished, and turn-key. There may only be 3 bedrooms & 2 bathrooms, but it more than makes up for it with the numerous storage chambers, exotic water/lava features, and the most effective anti-theft, security system money can buy! Seriously, without a weapons-grade speedboat, those nasty solicitors will seldom find their way to your front door.Includes original flooring, serious offers only. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Thanks for coming caving with me, Ted! It's nice to just disconnect and decompress for a while, out here in the middle of nowhere. Heh, it's funny...I've always thought stalagmites and stalactites kinda look like teeth. Silly, huh?""They are.""Ha! I know, it's dumb I- wait...what..?""They are teeth. Sorry, bud."*click*Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- [email protected] @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

**WARNING** Do Not Listen! This episode is comprised of segments which the editor intentionally removed from the show. We are not sure how this bonus episode got approved. Someone must have been truly desperate, and there was a deadline or something. Enjoy!Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- [email protected] @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"At last...after searching for decades, I finally have it in my possession! They all laughed at me for believing such an artifact could exist, but I knew it must be buried out here somewhere... And now it's all mine: the season 7 finale of Sights Unseen. And look at it! Seal intact, as though I'm the first to ever lay hands on it! Heh, how fortunate could I be?"Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- [email protected] @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Inconcievable!!! I brought with me an entire army of my strongest, heartiest, most iron-willed warriors to this battle! Their legions numbered in the tens of thousands! They've stood through the horrors of war, and never once backed down in the face of death! They were the finest men I had!! How could you knock them all out-cold in an instant!?!""I just wanted to really hard.""WHAAAAA-!?!?"Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- [email protected] @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

*TRIGGER WARNING*Yeah, normally this is where I write some shoddy piece of prose as an amuse-bouche before your fictional entrée, but this time is different...I wanna be upfront about some of the gore and viscera that are mentioned in this episode, as well as the multiple cases of stillbirth in this game! That's right, there's more than one. Why are there more than one instance of children dying in the womb? Don't ask me, I was just a passenger on this journey. Seriously, if this stuff is triggering to you in any way, we don't want you to force your way through.It's already scarred me for life, but what did I expect from a game called Bloodborne, right?Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- [email protected] @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Hey, we should do something tonight. Maybe we could go see a movie? Wanna check out the new Gangie?""Nah...that franchise kinda fell off after they sent Gangie back in time to fight Jack the Ripper... Oooh, how about Chunnel? I heard that one was good.""Hmmm, I'm not really into action films. Especially ones where the entire story takes place in one location... Ah! I've got It! Let's go see The Rooster Crowed at Midnight!""Oh, perfect! I tried reading the book, but the last few pages were missing, so I never found out whodunnit."Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- [email protected] @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"...Heh, alright.. But I'm warning you... I've never been defeated in single combat... Select any weapon you choose from the rack; it makes no difference. I have analyzed every possible discipline or martial art that any master may employ. I can perfectly predict the movements of my enemy by studying the way they breathe and move before striking. I can anticipate any form that has been recorded in any scroll, in any language from around the world and-""Sword Frisbee!""SWORD FRISBEE!?! You can't just run around throwing swords at folks like- GAHHHH!!!! I'M SLAIN!!! How was I supposed to predict that!?"Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- [email protected] @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Okay, for the last time; it's a very simple plan.All you have to do is traverse a series of dangerously-narrow canyons, fight dozens of armed military officers and killer probe droids, locate the imperial hangars without falling into the abyss, and fight the most cunning and ruthless bounty hunter in the galaxy, before he finishes repairing his heavily-armed gunship and flees to Tatooine... Heh, yeah. Or tries to fight you man-to-vessel. Like anyone would even do that... Who, me? My job is to stay here on the ship and talk to you over the comms...Why are you yelling..?"Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- [email protected] @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Don't look now, but there's a building-sized, steel blade suspended precariously above your head... Hah! Made you look!!...Hmm? Oh no, it's really there. Yeah... It could fall at any time... Well you can't see it because It's invisible. But I did made you look at it!"Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- [email protected] @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Inconceivable! That door was double-plated, diamond-coated titanium, with a triple-reinforced stainless steel , 6-inch rebar, multi-locking mechanism! It cost more than the entire city block you were born and raised on! How were you able to punch through that?!""I just wanted to really hard.""WHAAAAA-!?!?"Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- [email protected] @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Hi, there! Welcome to the world of Pokémon! My name is Prof. Oak, and I'm here to help you begin your journey. Now, for starters; are you a boy, or a girl? ...'Isn't that question a little outdated?' Aww geez, you're not another one of these woke, liberal Cryogonal-flakes, are you? I swear, back in my day, trainers weren't so delicate. You could start a fight with someone just by locking eyes with them! Now you need their 'consent', or whatever..."Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- [email protected] @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Name? ...Alright, Mr. WALL-E... Always good to have another waste control droid on staff... Things get pretty messy here in the Scraplands. Now, what kind of weapons do you come equipped with? ...You know, blasters? Pulse-wave generators? Seeker missiles? Come on now, good sir, what kind of self-respecting garbage-disposal unit doesn't have a flamethrower attachment in case of intruders? Use you head! Er, motherboard... Sorry, that was probably insensitive..."Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- [email protected] @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Yes, that's the way, Darling. Keep walking, and sway the hips... yes, all the way down to the end of the catwalk... Yes, now twirl. Keep twirling. Keeeeep twirling... Perfect, and now you've mastered Rapid Spin, so you can dispel those pesky Toxic Spikes. Heh, they all said I would never squeeze a Pineco into an evening gown, but who looks foolish now?"Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- [email protected] @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Hey there, Babe. Heheh, what that mouth do?""Which one?""...sorry, what was that?""I said which one?" *turns around, spreads hair, reveals gaping maw*"Aw man, not again..."Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- [email protected] @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Inconceivable!! I was masking my scent, so there was no way you could track me! I had donned the most fool-proof camouflage money can buy! I trekked for days out into the wilderness, just so I could take the long way 'round to approach your property from the other side! How did you know I was coming!?!""I just wanted to really hard.""WHAAAAA-!?!?"Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- [email protected] @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pop quiz everyone, what does the want to be free, the knowledge of the depths of malice within the human heart, the taboo of human transmutation, deadly inline skates, and a bald man all have in common? I will give you a moment to think about your answer......Why yes, that is correct! They are all apart of Cybele's favorite mangas. You are so clever, good job.Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- [email protected] @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Alright class, turn to page 394... Now, can anyone tell me what one should do to defend themselves when faced with a werewolf in the wild? Yes, you there, speak up for me please... Hm? Wha- No, you don't ask for their number! That is absolutely, vehemently incorrect! How would that even help in the..? Wait a minute, I remember you! I thought I told you horny freaks to get out of here! Your school is down the road, stop auditing my class for dating tips!"Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- [email protected] @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"W-wait, so hold on... We spent how much to incarcerate this guy!? Yes, I know I said to spare no expense but this... I mean, the invoice mentioned an island, did you buy a whole island to lock up this freak? …Okay, so if this guy is really so powerful - and we also knew it was going to cost this much to build a prison that he may escape from anyway - why didn't we just execute him? …Oh, don't give me that look; we were all thinking it!"Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- [email protected] @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please don't listen to this episode. Jarrod gets all emotional, it's really embarrassing. Seriously, just come back next week when we have jokes about farts and stuff.Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- [email protected] @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What would you do if you died? Have you given it much thought?I sure haven't lol #yoloOur PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- [email protected] @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"...and on your left, you'll see yet another tribe that was displaced for the Glory of the Citadel! Praise be! Now, our next stop is a real treat, you see- Hmm? 'Is it another miserable people-group that had their land and/or heritage ripped away from them?' Hey buddy, you knew what you signed up for when you booked this tour! And for your information, this next group of people got to keep their land! Hah! Shows how much you know! ....We may have turned the entirety of the inhabitable area into our own, personal sewer... Hey, don't give me that look! It's gotta go somewhere!"Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- [email protected] @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Heh, so you want a shot at the throne, eh? Well, I hope you came prepared, son... 'Cause if you want to take my crown, you're gonna have to fight for it! And I'm warning you... I just caught this hamster yesterday, and he is vicious. Not to brag, but with my rigorous training, he's already in the top one percentile of all hamsters across the world and- he's dead.He's dead....Huh. I guess you're the king now... This system of power kinda stinks, doesn't it?"Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- [email protected] @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yes yes, I know they're just defending their territory, and it's my fault for exploring here. But I swear, I'll make everyone in this kingdom a widow if they keep attacking me.Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- [email protected] @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Ooh, I know! We could go to Mandalore for our vacation! It's gorgeous this time of year! The hanging gardens, the golden coasts... Hmm? What do you mean 'it's been ravaged by the waging of countless wars?' When did that happen?! .....'Over the course of many millennia...?' Okay, well I haven't been following the news recently, sorry!"Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- [email protected] @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Okay, here's the plan: I'm gonna seal you inside a rusty submarine - LET ME FINISH! - and then I'm gonna drop you into an ocean of blood - AAAHHHHHHP, HUSH! - and then I'm gonna use the data you collect to save humanity and win a Nobel Prize... No, you don't survive in this plan... What do you mean you don't like it?"Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- [email protected] @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"If you want to learn how to be the greatest fighter in the world, I want you to show me the fullest extent of your power without holding back. We are going to train every. single. day. You will beg me to slow down, or take it easier on you, or reduce the amount of weight you're made to carry. But I will not let up, no matter what! ...Now, about the matter of my fee... No, no money necessary, I just want a girlfriend. Yes, that's all. And preferably a girl who only has one personality! I'm still recovering from the last one..."Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- [email protected] @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"...And our next stop on the tour is the Citadel Gift Shop! Here you can pick up a very nice set of commemorative rosary beads, for the very reasonable price of 6 - 8 business days of your lifespan! Yes, I realize it may sound too good to be true, but I assure you this offer is genuine. And we even let you make them yourself! You won't find a better deal anywhere else in- where are you going..?"Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- [email protected] @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Heh, well buddy, it don't look like your backup is coming, after all... You still think you can take all five of us? Cuz it's lookin' to me like you brought a knife to a gunfight.""Er, I didn't bring a knife, should I have a knife? Wait, guns? I thought we were gonna, like, box or something! You guys have guns?""No, I was- it's an idiom.""Now we're name-calling!? What the hell is happening!?""I can't do this with you right now."Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- [email protected] @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Welcome, dear pilgrim! Are you ready to begin your journey up to our gilded citadel? Oh no, you won't be needing a weapon, for your faith will protect you! ...What's that? 'Ants are hunting and caging the other pilgrims? And there's a winged beast preying on the weak in the moors? And the judges have gone completely mad, attacking everyone on sight?' Well, of course, silly pilgrim! These are just more tests to make sure you're worthy enough to serve our holy citadel! Don't worry, it'll all be worth it in the end."Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- [email protected] @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey, Folks! Welcome to 2026! This year is gonna be bigger and better than all the rest! Provided, of course, that we don't let the corporate greed of our society plunge us into a nuclear winter! That just goes without saying, I don't know why I even brought it up. Forget I mentioned it! Heheh.... But go ahead and reserve your place in a Vault, just to be safe...*Winks, and gives thumbs up*Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- [email protected] @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"...Hmmm, alright, alright, don't rush me... We need some good defense, and you already snatched up the finest shortstop in the league... I guess I'll have to take the decorated spruce tree from the Gryffindor Common Room. Hmm? 'Movie version or novel version?' Pffft, what do you think, rookie?"Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- [email protected] @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Alright, Lieutenant, are you ready? The two of us are going to escape from the capital, get into a firefight in the swamp, commandeer a stolen gunboat, break into improvised internment camps, and blow up a space station to free our planet from capitalist subjugation. Any thoughts? ...That's right, just the two of us, yes... Hmm? Reinforcements? I guess we could find a ganglord under heavy fire and coerce him into assisting us until our teenage queen arrives with a young boy and two monks to back us up; that usually goes over pretty well, from my experience."Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- [email protected] @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Imagine a world just like ours - full of plants and people and animals - but with one glaring difference; some of the creatures can use abilities they normally cannot! Like, imagine if you saw a magnificent dragon, but instead of breathing fire, it zapped you with lightning instead!? Wouldn't that be crazy!?Hmm? 'Yes, but not for the reason you're saying...'Why, do dragons not exist in your world, or something? Don't be ridiculous!"Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Guest-Koji:All his linksInstagram- k.osajiShop- kojitliby.comGhoulish GatheringsOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- [email protected] @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What could be better than hanging out with the homies, flying down the slopes at break-neck speeds in a tank top? All of that, but with Seether playing in the background!!Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- [email protected] @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Truly what is a mountain? What makes a mountain? How does one define the ancient and unknowable? These are the questions that keep me up at night.Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- [email protected] @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Thanksgiving, Sightseers! We hope this episode finds you well, and reminds you that despite how divided people are in the world right now, there is always hope for peace and understanding.Unless your world happens to split into two separate realities, and the dark half is infested with angry, violent ink blots that want to erase you from existence... That does make peace a bit more tricky...Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- [email protected] @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Oh, you're going up the mountain to the old saw mill? No one goes up there anymore... Not since the...heheh, incident. Yes, it happened about fifty years ago; business started drying up and they had to file...Chapter 11!...Hmm? 'Is that it?' Well, isn't that scary enough? The financial ruin of a longstanding, local institution is pretty terrifying, kid! What, just 'cause no one died, it isn't thrilling enough for ya!?"Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- [email protected] @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Has the sacrifice been prepared? Excellent, then let us proceed... It is with a very solemn and heavy heart that I must perform my duties today as the grand priest... But the sacrifice of one individual to the Mountain of Fire will garner us much favor with the gods! We shall have bountiful harvests for the following seasons, and the village will survive many hardships! Please remember that this sacrifice is for the greater good of all- Hmm? what's that? The mountain rejected her..? Like, it's just not hungry right now, or..? He said she isn't his type? Well, this is kinda awkward... I guess someone bring out the backup: the ol' 2004 Honda Accord... Man... I really love that car, too..."Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- [email protected] @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nothing clever to say or unhinged to play out this time; we just want to thank you all from the bottom of our hearts for listening to our humble show! Here's to one hundred more!Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- [email protected] @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"...something about that mountain seems to breed tragic events..."Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- [email protected] @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this very important season finale, we discuss the very nature of video games at their core. for instance, if you play an entire game all the way through, and never once throw a metal ball at an unsuspecting, defenseless animal... can you truly say that you played that game? These are the questions that keep us up at night.Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- [email protected] @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Welcome to your worst nightmare... I think you'll find we've spared no expense in designing a unique experience intended to illicit the uttermost pain and suffering that your pitiful husk of a body can muster... Here... It's a list of everyone you've ever met...and an old, rotary phone; you have to call each and every one of them...and have a meaningful conversation!! Mwahahahahaha!!!"Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- [email protected] @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Good evening, Ma'am. I'm calling you today with a tremendous real estate opportunity! You see, I have recently purchased a large parcel of land outside of town, and I'm looking for investors to get in on the ground floor of this venture while they still can! We're planning on constructing some very luxurious, high-end, beachfront condominiums, right along the shore, and- pardon? 'What shore? We live in Denver, you moron?' Well sure, there's no beachfront right now... But just give it a few millennia, and the return-on-investment is gonna be enormous!! ...Hello? Ma'am..?"Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- [email protected] @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Alright, class, settle down... Today I'm going to be showing you how to build a refrigerator. Now, it's really quite simple once you get the hang of it; you just take one of these living snowmen, and you throw him as hard as you possibly can at that little, lightning imp floating around in the storm cloud. And voila! You have a brand-new refrigerator. Okay, does anyone have any questions at all about- Oh my, quite a few of you..."Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- [email protected] @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Alright, LEGO Set #7153... My employer says he hasn't laid eyes on you in twenty years, and he's offering a handsome sum for your head. So I'm going to give you a fair choice... I can bring you in warm...or I can bring you in cold."Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- [email protected] @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Hey, time!! Time out! Ref, could I speak to you for a sec? Yeah, it's just that... up until this point, I've been fighting things like... large rats or cute slimes with goofy, cartoonish grins... And now I'm supposed to fight this guy... a ten-foot tall baboon, whose covered head-to-toe in blood, wielding an enormous katana in one hand, and his own severed head in the other... Like, am I the only one sensing a massive tonal shift here..?"Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- [email protected] @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What does a trans girl, a nerdy One Piece fan, and an alternative sexy man all have in common?We love cats!!! And we all love escaping our terrible global political reality into worlds of fantasy and wonder. So we talk about both those things.Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Guest-Snaxton:All His LinksTwitch- SnaxtonofficialPodcast- Snax PaxInstagram- snaxtonofficialYouTube- SnaxtonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- [email protected] @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ho ho!!! Hello little explorer!! You come to check out the capital of this dead kingdom as well? That's a big adventure for one of your stature hohohoho be careful, there's lots of puddles to drown in. Hold on, let me put on my glasses and get a better look at you... WHOA!! You're not a bug like me, you're a human!! How are you fitting in this cave?!?! What're you doing down here freak?!?!?Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- [email protected] @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared PodcastYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.