Simon Says... Podcast

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 265! In this episode, Sean is super excited about a movie sequel no one saw coming and Matty soot his pants.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 264! In this episode, we learn a new word, we learn how not to get scammed and we learn that Matty is a rude Yankee.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 263! In this episode, Matty & Sean are joined by Kevin who claims to have found the best chicken in town (Sean has his own favorite,) and Matty is over being an adult parent thing to his children.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 262! In this episode, last week sucked. Sean and Matty are joined via phone by a very special guest.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 261! In this episode, Sean is out because a broken water pipe is ruining all his good stuff, Charley unboxed something 40 years in the making and Matty has found taxidermy GOLD!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 260! In this episode, Sean would spend $1400 for a sit down with The Who, Charley would spend it for a nice dinner with Jon Bon Jovi and Matty is looking to patch things up with Dave Grohl!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 259! In this episode, Sean has some sweet new lady glasses, Charley wants to "Armageddon" that asteroid showing up in 7 years and all Matty does is win!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 258! In this episode, is this thing working? Sean and his new penpal Bill Murray are doing great, Charley doesn't rummage through drawers and Matty is afraid of Earth Farts!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 257... sort of. Sooooo, for some reason the audio didn't record right. There's clips in here so you can hear how bad it was. Pinkie swear that next week we'll get things fixed.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 256! In this episode, Sean can't stop scrolling, Charley can't stop intrusive thinking and Matty is actually AI.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 255! In this episode, Sean is saying farewell to a problematic member of his family, Charley tries to explain the Blake Lively drama and Matty almost had a new pet!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 254! In this episode, we came inside from building a dirty snowman so Sean can teach us the difference between Gargoyles and Grotesques, Charley is dialing up the time and temp and Matty is still Gymming.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 253! In this episode, we're back at it and have been as long as an obscure Western that only Sean knows, Charley doesn't like the butts at Chick-fil-A and Matty can't tell you what a biscuit sounds like.

Simon says... Podcast! Episode 252! In this episode, the gang is getting ready for a long winter's nap but before we go we're having a feast of old freezer turkey and a bag of potatoes, plus we've invited a plastic-eating diaper fungus monster to join us!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 251! In this episode, Charley and Matty think the public shaming of people who do wrong is perfectly fine and how to break it to your child that their AI friend is going to the big computer in the sky.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 250! We celebrate this milestone by putting pepper spray on our eggs, eating some Shmuggets and wearing our finest Salmon Hats!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 249! In this episode, Sean is busy with his giblets so Charley and Matty compare Thanksgiving traditions, the joys of Black Friday and Matty's stuffing shame.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 248! In this episode, Charley's off so Sean and Matty discuss all the things people have licked through the years, treasures from Matty's parent's house and Sean LOVES to read.

While Matty is on vacation, Sean & Charley discuss the Tyson/Paul fight, the KFC/Church's fight, the glory that is Aldi, and why Charley can't handle it when you Snoob!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 246! In this episode, we recap how amazing our Halloween costumes were including Trinity from the Matrix, a Pinata and Crazy Box Head.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 245! In this episode, Sean needs a cape for his Devil costume, Charley has her Kooky Spooks costume ready and Matty might actually be cake.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 244! In this episode, Sean thinks a lady sawing a ham is creepy, Charley is excited that Dale Jr. is back in the 3 car and Matty is waiting for his SI Football phone to ring.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 243! In this episode, Sean isn't sure why "Quincy" was so popular with the ladies, Charley is OUTRAGED by the Grinch cookies and Matty doesn't know how moisturizer is applied.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 242! In this episode, Sean might be buying a fancy new pinball machine, Charley loves toboggans (in every form) and Matty learns what the song "Love Bites" was written about.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 241! In this episode, Sean and Matty are amazed by the overwhelming help being given to our neighbors affected by Helene, Sean's wary of QR codes and their sorcery plus Matty was right... mark it down for history reasons.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 240! In this episode, Charley explains how people Homecoming-ed back in the 80's, Sean tried his best to save his ghost but it was too late and Matty really likes Ryan Reynolds.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 239! In this episode Tom Cruise might stop by again, Sean wants to prove if it's Dee Snider or Bigfoot in Oak Ridge, Charley is already tired of scary movies and Matty is starting the CWL (Chihuahua Wrestling League!) 

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 238! In this episode, Sean offers unsolicited advice to everyone at the grocery store, Charley thinks Walmart might be confused and Matty is disappointed in Dave.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 237! In this episode, Sean will help wake your kids up on vacation with water, Charley had a real sweet feral kittie and Matty is looking for security for his yard sale.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 236! In this episode, Sean has hit the road for the long weekend so he missed out hearing how Charley is the rockstar of the group and Matty doesn't have a bed... or a mattress... just sleeping on the floor like a boss.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 235! In this episode, despite the sad news of Jen & Ben's breakup, Sean's news turns it all around, Charley still isn't a fan of cockroaches and Arnold Schwarzenegger joins the podcast!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 234! In this episode, we're back! Sean's saving Matty's marriage with some brownies, Charley is really good at basketball and there's a sweet video of young Matty dancing to Footloose out there... somewhere.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 233! In this episode, Sean does his best French Bulldog impersonation, Charley isn't a fan of Matty's favorite new webcam feed and Matty prices out a new concrete Zombie from SkyMall!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 232! In this episode, Sean's kid has fled home to tour with Taylor Swift in Europe, Charley is naming her next dog Tullymully and Matty accidently bought tickets to the Fear instead of the Sphere.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 231! In this episode, we're having a cookout and Sean's got a bag of loose corn, Charley's got a $100,000 bar and Matty's doing his best Donald Duck impersonation.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 230! In this episode, Sean's still at the beach, Charley went to the beach and Matty is going to Canada!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 229! In this episode, Sean gets heated over a candy bar controversy, Charley ate too much Chic-fil-a and Matty wants Sean's hair.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 228! In this episode, Matty leaves for one day and comedy legend Tommy Davidson showed up, plus, Sean's confused by a food review and Charley is a one-woman mowing machine!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 227! In this episode, Charley has created King Kong Travel to ship Sean overseas, Matty shares some BKE (Big Kravitz Energy) and Sean eats an entire bar of baker's chocolate.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 226! In this episode, Sean is back and has a magic fridge that keeps him on his toes, Charley has a brand-new baby giraffe and Matty forgot to do better and try harder.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 225! In this episode, Sean is stuck in Memorial Day traffic somewhere so Charley tells a story about the time her and her twin sister with the same name had ID issues at a bar and Matty is surprised to find out what Mad Dog 20/20's real name is!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 224! In this episode, we're a Sean down so Charley talks about the mind-blowing idea of a camel stoplight in the desert and Matty has officially been defeated by his free roadside grill.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 223! In this episode, Matty is ready for his Hot Grill Summer, Sean pays respect to all the work trucks with piles of papers on their dashboard and Charley is a master at drawing Tippy the Turtle!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 222! In this episode, Sean doesn't want to spill his ear medicine, Charley wants some Drumsticks for "science," Matty suggests some cloning ideas that everyone hates plus an appearance from Kevin!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 221! In this episode, Sean's daughter can't even with the violin scammers, Charley had a pet butterfly ("had" is the key word,) and Matty is going to fight a turkey at MerleFest!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 220! In this episode, Sean's car is TRYING to get him to replace it, Charley will turn against the other two for a reward no matter how big or small & Matty didn't know how much money was in the Mascot game.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 219! In this episode, the eclipse taught Sean how to AirDrop, Charley has no idea who some of her contacts are or if they're still with us, and Matty is devastated to hear he can't celebrate his love of bread on a vanity plate.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 218! In this episode, we're wearing our eclipse glasses early, Sean's wearing his best puddle jacket, Charley definitely brushed her teeth and Matty's trying not to pet the Sheetz K9's.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 217! In this episode, Sean swears the kids call Popeye PiePie, Charley does a sweet Austin Powers impersonation and Matty failed a shelf-stable meat test.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 216! In this episode, Charley invites us to try real pizza at Bobe's, Sean belts out his best version of "Lost In Love" and Matty is hoping his suitcase full of fresh crab makes it on the plane tomorrow.