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Simp Sentral

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2 best friends talk shit and ramble about life’s various topics :) enjoy! New episodes every SaturdayCheck us out on our socials!Twitter: @Simp_SentralInstagram: @s.s.simpsentral

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Episodes

  1. Episode 49: AITA Reddit Posts

    In this episode Emma and Melissa delve into the hole that is the AITA subreddit and discussing relationships, racism, and money. TW// mouth noises (we hungry), racism, animal abuse, and verbal harassment. Socials :) Podcast Twitter: Simp_Sentral Podcast Instagram: s.s.simpsentral Melissa's...

  2. Episode 47: Cat ASMR

    In this episode Emma and Melissa feed Emma's cat, Bean, and discuss some feline related facts. TW// mouth noises and asmr. Socials :) Podcast Twitter: Simp_Sentral Podcast Instagram: s.s.simpsentral Melissa's Instagram: peachy.fkin.keen Emma's Instagram: mrs0buttersworth

  3. Episode 46: Marvel, Call Us.

    !!!NWH SPOILERS!!! In this episode Emma and Melissa discuss in depth the MCU (Marvel Cinematic Universe) and how they feel about all the characters. Enjoy! :) TW// sex, violence, death, and talk of alcohol and grooming (if you squint) Socials :) Podcast Twitter: Simp_Sentral Podcast Instagram:...

  4. Episode 44: Our Bucket Lists

    In this episode Melissa and Emma talk about things on their bucket lists, fun life goals, and some cringe childhood moments. TW// sex, death, and violence Socials :) Podcast Twitter: Simp_Sentral Podcast Instagram: s.s.simpsentral Melissa's Instagram: peachy.fkin.keen Emma's Instagram:...

  5. Episode 42: Simp Sentral 1 Year Anniversary

    In this episode Melissa and Emma talk about the ups and downs of this past year and what it takes to put together the podcast we all know and love. Along with plenty of detours and tangents. Enjoy! TW// sex, assault, trauma, violence, and potentially triggering words. Socials :) Podcast Twitter:...

  6. Episode 40: Bloopers 2 (Season 2 Finale)

    In this episode Melissa and Emma gathered together all the bloopers from season 2 into a perfect little mess for all of you. Happy Holidays and see you on January 29th for the start of season 3! TW// sex, violence, and loud noises. Socials :) Podcast Twitter: Simp_Sentral Podcast Instagram:...

  7. Episode 38: Our Next Business Venture (Dreams Part 2)

    In this episode Melissa and Emma talk about day dreams and night dreams and realize that they’re sitting on a potential movie plot goldmine. TW// sex, violence, and death. Socials :) Podcast Twitter: Simp_Sentral Podcast Instagram: s.s.simpsentral Melissa's Instagram: peachy.fkin.keen Emma's...

  8. Episode 36: Reading HORRIFIC Fanfiction (Part 2)

    In this episode Melissa and Emma kick off the ending of season 2 with a few part 2s. Starting with some horrific fanfiction, Emma not only understood the assignment but did the extra credit as well. TW// sex, violence, and broken sound barriers. Socials :) Podcast Twitter: Simp_Sentral Podcast...

  9. Episode 33: Mukbang ASMR

    !!SPOILERS!! Season 3 Sex Education In this episode Melissa and Emma eat dinner and talk about their day but with an ASMR twist. Melissa also tells us a story about incest and goes on a tangent about hairless animals. TW// Incest, sex, and mouth noises Socials :) Podcast Twitter: Simp_Sentral...

  10. Episode 32: Halloween Spooktacular

    HAPPY SPOOKY SEASON >:) In this episode Melissa and Emma were supposed to talk about Halloween things and truthfully never do. This week you get tangents, rants, with bits of spooky stories sprinkled in. Message us on our socials and take a guess as to who was who, was it really that hard? TW//...

  11. Episode 31: Our Last Will and Testaments

    HAPPY SPOOKY SEASON >:) In this episode Melissa and Emma discuss their last will and testaments and their requests from beyond the grave. They also go on a very long tangent about Scott Pilgrim. TW// Death Socials :) Podcast Twitter: Simp_Sentral Podcast Instagram: s.s.simpsentral Melissa's...

  12. Episode 22: Parenting Minus the Kids

    In this episode Melissa and Emma give parenting advice from the perspective of traumatized children and tell their thoughts on what parents should and shouldn't do. They also talk about how they would parent their nonexistent children. TW// Abuse, sex, drugs, and trauma. Socials :) Podcast…

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  13. Episode 20: Bloopers (Season 1 Finale)

    To wrap up the first season of Simp Sentral Emma and Melissa have gathered together all the bits that never made the final cut and mashed them into this wonderful, hilarious mess. We hope you enjoy and be sure to check out our other episodes while we take a short break! We'll be back Saturday,...

  14. Episode 19: Laughing at Our Childhoods

    In this episode Melissa and Emma read books created by Emma in her youth and relentlessly bully her for it. She was 8 guys, give her a break. TW// Drugs, mental illness, and sex Socials :) Podcast Twitter: Simp_Sentral Podcast Instagram: s.s.simpsentral Melissa's Instagram: peachy.fkin.keen…

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  15. Episode 12: dream Dream DReam DREam DREAm DREAM

    In this episode Melissa and Emma tell us about what wacky and wild dreams they've had in their lifetime, and yes this episode was prompted by the Sharkboy and Lavagirl song where Taylor Lautner goes "dream dream dream dream dream dream." TW// Violence, death, assault Don't forget to follow our...

  16. Episode 10: The Birth of SIMP SENTRAL

    In this episode Melissa and Emma dive into the story of how the podcast came to be, along with some behind the scenes from all the episodes. We also get a sneak peak into the back stories of Emma and Melissa's creative pasts and what got them to where they are today. Don't forget to follow our...

  17. Episode 7: Emma & Melissa Read TERRIBLE Fanfiction

    In this episode Emma and Melissa break out their terrible accents and read some extremely bad fanfiction. This episode features a live studio audience. TW// s e x Don't forget to follow our Socials! Podcast Twitter: Simp_Sentral Podcast Instagram: s.s.simpsentral Melissa's Instagram:...

  18. Episode 6: Main Character Energy

    In this episode Melissa and Emma discuss main character energy, the plots of the shows they don't have, and soundtracks to match. Also in this episode the girls get extremely side tracked and talk about homelessness and their distain for golf. Don't forget to follow our Socials! Podcast Twitter:...

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2 best friends talk shit and ramble about life’s various topics :) enjoy! New episodes every SaturdayCheck us out on our socials!Twitter: @Simp_SentralInstagram: @s.s.simpsentral

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2 best friends talk shit and ramble about life’s various topics :) enjoy! New episodes every SaturdayCheck us out on our socials!Twitter: @Simp_SentralInstagram: @s.s.simpsentral

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