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Simplistic Reviews Podcasting
by DJ Valentine - Matthew Stewart - Justin Polizzi
One Word Reviews Of Movies And TV
Episodes
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(Ep. 123): Stone Cold - Movie Commentary: August 2019
Stone Cold R 1991 ‧ Thriller/Action ‧ 1h 35m A street-smart cop goes undercover to infiltrate and bring to justice a ruthless motorcycle gang before they can carry out their plans of tyranny and murder. Release date: May 17, 1991 (USA) Director: Craig R. Baxley MGM...oh MGM. Your copyright happy...
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(Ep. 122): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast July 2019
Happy Fourth Of July! A holiday you that’s best with the fireworks that only the Simplistic Reviews Podcast can give you. On this return episode, the boys discuss what they did on their summer break, which includes hospital visits that lead to an interaction with Michael Keaton, their top 3...
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(Ep. 121): Fire Down Below - Movie Commentary: May 2019
We started this new year off with a film from 90's action star and serial eater, Steven Seagal's Hard to Kill! We continue the Seagal Saga with Fire Down Below, you know the EPA action film...no not that one...the other one...yeah there is another EPA action film. Fire Down Below 1997 ‧...
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(Ep. 120): Guns - Movie Commentary: April 2019
April 26 is here! Sure, the mystery movie commentaries were fun. But you knew what you wanted and we knew what you needed. So today we give it like it has never been given...That is why, for no other reason, April 26 was circled on our calendars. A date we know a lot of you have been counting…
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(Ep. 118): Mystery Movie 2 - Movie Commentary: April 2019
So last time we tried something new, something mysterious, something crazy! The people responded and wanted more or we're just untalented hacks...anyway we did it again! Matt and Justin watch a movie just in-time for another movie that's due out April 5. Wow a movie commentary tie-in? Kinda...But...
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(Ep. 117): Mystery Movie - Movie Commentary: March 2019
Today we try something new, something mysterious, something crazy! DJ and Justin watch a movie like they did so many times before. But this time it's different. This time Justin carefully selected from the Simplistic Reviews ever growing library of shitty movies, a film DJ has never seen nor…
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(Ep. 115): Hard To Kill - Movie Commentary: January 2019
The new year is here and so is a new batch of Simplistic Reviews Movie Commentaries! We start this new year off with a film from 90's action star and serial eater, Steven Seagal. Which Seagal film? Well, since Steven has a large collection of so bad its good, we figured we get out one of the…
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(Ep. 113): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast: November 2018
Don't count your turkeys before they're clucked...that's a saying, right? The Simplistic Reviews Podcast for November comes right under the wire just in time to tell you what happened to Harry Potter, explore the career and voice of Kathleen Turner, discuss the filmography of Steven Seagal and...
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(Ep. 112): If Looks Could Kill - Movie Commentary: Novemeber 2018
If Looks Could Kill 1991 Action Comedy 1hr 28m Before he can graduate, cocky high school student Michael Corben (Richard Grieco) travels to France on a school trip to earn a missing French credit. But when a British intelligence agent mistakes Michael for a spy of the same name, they rush him to...
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(Ep. 111): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast: October 2018
What could be more spooky then a Simplistic Reviews Spooktastic Podcast? Okay so you could just turn on the news which is scary enough. Today, we bring the Halloween to your ears on the 111th episode of... wait this episode is number 111? So I times 111 by 6... 666!!!, Oh my god Gregory Sestero…
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(Ep. 110): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast: September 2018
The Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back from our August break and raring to go. And since we thought the show could use more of a fangirl touch, we got the biggest and best fangirl of them all, Jeanette Ward from The Mundane Adventures Of A Fangirl. And as gracious hosts, we immediately put Ms.…
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(Ep. 109): Killing American Style - Movie Commentary: September 2018
Killing American style 1990 ‧ Thriller/Action ‧ 1h 30m Well it's not Samurai Cop... Welcome back to the Simplistic Reviews Movie Commentary! Today we pop in another Amir Shervan film, Killing American Style. It's the 80's and of course Amir will recycle from his masterpiece Samurai Cop; location,...
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(Ep. 108): Uncle Sam - Movie Commentary: July 2018
Uncle Sam R 1996 ‧ Slasher/Horror ‧ 1h 30m A Gulf War veteran rises from the dead to wreak vengeance upon unpatriotic residents of his hometown. Initial release: 1996 Director: William Lustig Release date: 1996 (Greece) Budget: 2 million USD Screenplay: Larry Cohen Because you asked for it, here…
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(Ep. 106): Ring of the Musketeers - Movie Commentary: July 2018
Ring of the Musketeers PG-13 1992 ‧ Action/Adventure ‧ 1h 26m As descendants of the original Three Musketeers, Peter Porthos (Thomas Gottschalk), John Smith D'Artagnan (David Hasselhoff) and Anne-Marie Athos (Alison Doody) are continuing the chivalrous tradition of protecting those who can't...
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(Ep. 104): Justice League - Movie Commentary: June 2018
Justice League PG-13 2017 ‧ Fantasy/Science fiction film ‧ 2 hours Fuelled by his restored faith in humanity, and inspired by Superman's selfless act, Bruce Wayne enlists newfound ally Diana Prince to face an even greater threat. Together, Batman and Wonder Woman work quickly to recruit a team to...
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(Ep. 103): House 2: The Second Story - Movie Commentary: May 2018
House II: The Second Story PG-13 1987 ‧ Adventure/Horror ‧ 1h 28m A man (Arye Gross) and his friend (Jonathan Stark) exhume an ancestor (Royal Dano) in the house where his parents were killed. Initial release: August 28, 1987 Director: Ethan Wiley Budget: 3 million USD Producer: Sean S.…
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(Ep. 102): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast: April 2018
This isn't a joke...the boys are back on the airwaves with another edition of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast...or are they? You be the judge of whether you think they're back or not. I might be telling you here that they are back, but are they truly "back." And if their back, where are they back...
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(Ep. 101): Undefeatable - Movie Commentary: Match 2018
Undefeatable R 1994 ‧ Thriller/Action ‧ 1h 35m 4.1/10 · IMDb The boys of Simplistic Reviews are back! Let's be honest you never believed Ep. 100 was our last... did you? No we can't stop with all these crappy movies out there. Plus the current world we live in needs some terrible grotesque jokes....
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(Ep. 100): The One Hundredth Simplistic Reviews Podcast: February 2018
It’s here! No, not your tax return… No, not another government shutdown… No, not an actual picture of Venom… It’s the 100th episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast! We got a guest list so prestigious and respected, it should run for president…please…someone…anyone…run for president. So if…
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(Ep. 99): Killer Workout - Movie Commentary: February 2018
Killer Workout 1987 ‧ 1h 25m Killer Workout, also known under the original title Aerobicide, is a 1986 American slasher film written and directed by David A. Prior. It stars Marcia Karr, David James Campbell, Fritz Matthews, Ted Prior, and Teresa Van der Woude. Wikipedia Initial release: 1987...
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(Ep. 97): Fit To Kill - Movie Commentary: January 2018
Fit to Kill R 1993 ‧ Thriller/Action ‧ 1h 34m L.E.T.H.A.L. Agents Donna and Nicole, accompany and protect a wealthy Asian businessman and his rare diamond against a sinister international jewel thief. Release: 1993 Director: Andy Sidaris Screenplay: Andy Sidaris There isn't anything to say about...
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(Ep. 96): Jack Frost 2 - Movie Commentary: December 2017
Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman R 2000 ‧ Slasher/Fantasy ‧ 1h 31m _____________________________________________________________________________ Sam (Christopher Allport) is traumatized by his experience the previous Christmas, battling Jack Frost (Matt Falletta), a murderous...
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(Ep. 95): Elves - Movie Commentary: December 2017
Elves R 1989 ‧ Drama/Horror ‧ 1h 29m _________________________________________________________________________________ A department-store Santa Claus (Dan Haggerty) discovers a Neo-Nazi plot to mate a nice girl (Julie Austin) with an elf in Colorado. Release date: October 24, 1989 Director…
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(Ep. 93): Killer Klowns from Outer Space - Movie Commentary: October 2017
Killer Klowns from Outer Space PG-13 ‧ 1988 ‧ Science fiction film/Cult film ‧ 1h 28m When teenagers Mike (Grant Cramer) and Debbie (Suzanne Snyder) see a comet crash outside their sleepy small town, they investigate and discover a pack of murderous aliens who look very much like circus clowns....
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(Ep. 91): Samurai Cop - Movie Commentary: September 2017
Samurai Cop 1991 ‧ Crime film/Thriller ‧ 1h 36m Play trailer on YouTube Release date:January 1, 1989 (USA) Director:Amir Shervan Screenplay: Amir Shervan Film series: Samurai Cop Film Series Well we know how to pick them don't we? Movie Commentary is back but this time with MORE ACTION! MORE…
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(Ep. 89): Gymkata - Movie Commentary: August 2017
Gymkata 1985 ‧ R ‧ Action/Action/Adventure ‧ 1h 30m (Trailer) YouTube It's that time of the year again, August. The month we all hated as it was the end of our summer vacation and the beginning of back to school. So a little treat is needed and what could be better then Olympic gymnast Kurt…
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(Ep. 87): Thunder in Paradise - Movie Commentary: June 2017
Thunder in Paradise PG 1993 ‧ Adventure ‧ 1h 44m With all of the remakes coming out these days we figured doing Thunder in Paradise would help our chances of getting Hurricane Spencer and Bru back on the waters kicking ass on silver screen, or maybe not. Terry "Hulk" Hogan stars as R. J....
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(Ep. 86): SR Podcast - May 2017
FOR MATURE AUDIENCES Oh what a time to be alive! That's what we keep hearing. And yes, it's true, it is quite a time to be alive when you get to listen to another edition of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast. Because, boy, let me tell you what, this one is a real doozy! DJ, Justin, and Matt cover it...
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(Ep. 85): Deadly Prey - Movie Commentary: April 2017
Deadly Prey 1987 ‧ Drama/Action ‧ 1h 28m In Vietnam, he was the best... He still is! You've requested it, We watched it! Deadly Prey is a fun film no doubt about that, might not be great film but boy is this a stupid fun time of a watch. So put on those short shorts, grab a duby and lets do some...
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(Ep. 82): Savage Beach - Movie Commentary: January 2017
1989 | Action | 92 min Ready for a trip to Savage Beach? Come and enjoy beautiful our water Wine and dine with at the island's number 1 restaurant. And come see the last of what the 80's have to offer in Andy Sidaris'... Savage Beach TRAILER Ladies and Gentlemen WE ARE BACK! THE WOMEN! THE GUNS!...
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(Ep. 78): SR Podcast - November 2016
FOR MATURE AUDIENCES On this Thanksgiving episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys talk about turkey and Donald Trump...A Minecraft movie and Donald Trump...Shelley Duvall and Donald Trump and who would win in a fight between Dracula and the Wolfman...oh and we also genuflect to our…
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(Ep. 77): SR Podcast - October 2016
FOR MATURE AUDIENCES On this spooktacular Halloween episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys discuss everything that goes bump in the night...from Deadpool director woes to a Captain Planet film from Leo. Matthew solves the mystery that is the Madea films. And the boys try to guess…
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(Ep.76): Child's Play 2 - Movie Commentary: Oct 2016
Child's Play 2 Play trailer on YouTube 1990 ‧ Slasher/Thriller ‧ 1h 24m Movie Commentary Friday! (Is that a thing?) Hey everyone! Welcome to another Movie Commentary. Halloween is creeping up on us so we're continuing with some more movies about murdering. Only this time its a grown man trapped...
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(Ep. 75): Beware! Children at Play - Movie Commentary: October 2016
Welcome to another Friday Night Family Movie Night! Beware! Children at Play 1hr 34mins | Horror | 1989 Well that happened... DJ and Justin just watched Beware Children at Play. And...Well...It's not so great. It is a slow boring movie that only picks up right at the end. Sure the topic of...
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(Ep. 74): SR Podcast - September 2016
FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY This month's show is themed around the genius of the late and great Gene Wilder. As we honor his legacy, we create our very own film monstrosities with a new segment called, "Frankenstein's Monster." Think soap in pillow cases and jackets with scorpions on the back... We...
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(Ep. 73): Friday the 13th Part III - Movie Commentary: August 2016
Friday the 13th Part III 1982 | Slasher | 1hr 35min Welcome to the first ever 3D Podcast! How is a audio only podcast in 3D? We have no idea... Requested by Bradley Taylor, Friday the 13th Part III once again follows murderer Jason Voorhees, who as a child drowned off the waters of Camp Crystal...
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(Ep. 72): SR Podcast - August 2016
FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY On this August edition of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys come back from their vacation and catch up with what they missed. JD Duran from Insession Film joins them for a game of Word Association and a brand new game called Simplistic Submarine. The entire...
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(Ep. 71): Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice - Ultimate Edition - Movie Commentary: July 2016
Batman V Superman 2016 | Superhero | 181 minutes Today on this 4th of July we fight a 3hr war, one we thought we would lose. But we made it through all 3hrs of Zack Snyder's poor choices to bring you another Simplistic Reviews Movie Commentary. We're sure you have better things to do today. Drink...
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(Ep. 70): Picasso Trigger - Movie Commentary: June 2016
Picasso Trigger 1988 | Action | 1hr 39mins It's Friday! So we thought another Movie Commentary was in order! Continuing our marathon of the one and only Andy Sidaris. If this is your first time, Sidaris is the king of B-Rated films that pretty much only contains the 3 elements any film really…
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