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Simplistic Reviews Podcasts
by DJ Valentine - Justin Polizzi - Matthew Stewart
Simplistic Reviews Podcasts contains shows from SimplisticReviews.net: Simplistic Reviews Podcast, Simply15, Movie Commentary, Live Show, Simplistic Takes and Interviews.
Episodes
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Simply 15 | Ep. 63 - 2026 Deadpool Update #3
Justin got a death! Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links
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(Ep. 279): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - October 2026
It's time again...for Halloween to take over the Simplistic Reviews podcast. The boys talk about movie deaths, Valentine's fear of corn on the cob, Matthew's disgust with Rick Rubin, and Justin's investigation into the popularity of Ed Sheeran. All that and more on the festival of Simplistah…
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(Ep. 278): Enemy Gold - Movie Commentary: Sep 2026
It's that time of the year, Americans favorite host goes around the sun and we bring out the Wheel of Doom. Enemy Gold | 1993 During a mission, three federal agents discover gold from the Civil War. However, a ruthless criminal kingpin will hunt them down with the help of a corrupt officer....
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Simply 15 | Ep. 62 - 2026 Deadpool Update #2
Today we have a update on our Deadpool standings. Not just any update but somehow 2 people on the same day, same age and same late morning time...I think we are playing with dark forces now. Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links
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(Ep. 277): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - September 2026
On this September episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, we pay our respects to the legends we lost. And we pay our disrespects to the showrunner of Lanterns, one of the stars of Nope, and the Alien franchise as a whole. All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.
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(Ep. 276): The Naked Cage - Movie Commentary: Aug 2026
Cannon Summer should just end. These Cannon movies keep getting flagged by a country killing people. Not the US by the way, so the movie isn't included because of this country... Bullshit if you ask me. Why they get to say we get a global block is fucked up. The Naked Cage | 1986 A rural ingénue...
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Simply 15 | Ep. 61 - 2026 Deadpool Update #1
Free Agent Alert! We have a Deadpool Update for you. Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links
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(Ep. 275): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - August 2026
On this End Of Summer edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys delve into the doctrine of Andrew Tate. They skirt past the world of James Gunn. They reminisce about ancient episodes of Law & Order: SVU. And Justin pulls out his Becker. All that and more on this brand new episode of the...
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(Ep. 274): Missing in Action with Movie - Movie Commentary: July 2026
Cannon Summer is on, grab your icepop and M16! This podcast does not have the movie, we have another one with the movie Missing in Action | 1984 Colonel James Braddock (Chuck Norris) survives a brutal stint in a Vietnamese POW camp, but he believes that even after the war ends enemy forces are...
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(Ep. 274): Missing in Action - Movie Commentary: July 2026
Cannon Summer is on, grab your icepop and M16! This podcast does not have the movie, we have another one with the movie Missing in Action | 1984 Colonel James Braddock (Chuck Norris) survives a brutal stint in a Vietnamese POW camp, but he believes that even after the war ends enemy forces are...
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Simply 15 | Ep. 60 - 2026 Fantasia International Film Festival
Happy 30th Anniversary to the #Fantasia Film Festival! We're back to break down our ultimate watchlists for this year, and the lineup is absolutely unhinged. From a reanimated grandma ruining an Italian Christmas dinner to an evil dinosaur trapping kids, we're covering the high-octane horror and...
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(Ep. 273): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - July 2026
On a sweltering Summer edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys discuss Zendaya as Jason Bourne. They talk about the California-accented version of the Odyssey. And delve into the pockets of some of Hollywood's greatest directors. All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic...
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(Ep. 272): Sorceress - Movie Commentary: June 2026
We interrupt this Cannon Summer program to bring you boobs, boobs, and sorcery. Sorceress | 1995 An aspiring law partner's (Larry Poindexter) wife (Julie Strain) tries to eliminate her husband's rival, but his spouse is an expert at witchcraft. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111244/ Want More or...
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Simply 15 | Ep. 59 - RantCorner: "The Trailer Ruined Itself"
Why pay $20 for a movie ticket when Hollywood just uploaded the entire plot, the twist villain, AND the third-act explosion to YouTube for free? 🎬🍿 Welcome back to Rant Corner on Simplistic Reviews! Today, my blood pressure is spiking over the absolute brain-rot of modern movie marketing....
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Simply 15 | Ep. 58 - RantCorner: "Series Finales"
#theboys #finale #Funny #comedy Rant Corner: The Series Finale Whining Epidemic Are you still crying about The Boys finale? Did you ask ChatGPT to rewrite the ending so you could finally get some sleep? Then this episode is dedicated to YOU. Welcome back to another episode of Rant Corner on the...
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(Ep. 271): Radical Jack - Movie Commentary: May 2026
Radical Jack might be connected to the events of 9/11...might be. A friend of a friend heard there was a tragic event that happen the year before. Billy Ray, never forget. Radical Jack | 2000 Since his wife died on a failed mission, CIA agent and former Navy SEAL Jack Reynolds (Billy Ray Cyrus)…
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Simply 15 | Ep. 57 - THEFUCKWASTHAT: "Propeller One-Way Night Coach"
The gang watches the new John Travolta film and wonders, The fuck was that? #apple #trailer #reaction Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links
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(Ep. 270): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - May 2026
It's May. Which means it's the Simplistic Reviews Podcast's annual Star Wars show! This episode is jam packed with nothing but wall to wall, beginning to end, Star Wars content that would make Kathleen Kennedy blush. Prequel talk, Disney Star Wars Sequel talk(insults). Games involving everything...
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(Ep. 269): Excessive Force - Movie Commentary: April 2026
Lance Henriksen, James Earl Jones, Tony Todd, Burt Young and Connecticut's most famous movie star Thomas Ian Griffith. Need we say more...oh 90s action that bomb at box office. Pop that VHS in Mr. Terry Silver! Excessive Force | 1983 Chicago policeman Terry McCain (Thomas Ian Griffith) is...
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Simply 15 | Ep. 56 - RantCorner: "Second Screen"
RantCorner: The Next Generation 🍺 An oldie but a goody is back! Welcome to the revived RantCorner. We are pissed, we desperately need to de-piss ourselves, and we are hoping you can help. Today, we are taking aim at the "second screen" phenomenon and what it's actively doing to the entertainment...
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(Ep. 268): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - April 2026
On this foolish episode of the April edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys take on Tiger's driving record, the KitKat bandits, Sherlock Holmes, Supergirl and Choam. That's right...Choam. All that and more on this brand new episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.
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2026-2027 Deadpool Draft (Season 2)
It’s that time of year again! Even though we’ve only done this once before, we’re back for a brand-new season of Dead Celebrities. The draft is officially in, and this year, the gang actually sat down and did some real research (scary, we know). Who do you think is living on borrowed time? Join…
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Simply 15 | Ep. 56 - Deadpool Autopsy 2025
Before we start our second season of Simply Deadpool, we decided to do a autopsy...smart hun? See what we did there? This is top of the line jokes you only get from Simplistic Reviews. Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links
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(Ep. 267): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - March 2026
On the March Episode Of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast, we explore everything from the war in Mexico...the war between Netflix and Paramount...the war between DJ and Kiki Palmer...the war between Schindler's List and humor...and the war between Oscar winners and silence. All that and more on this...
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(Ep. 266): White Fire - Movie Commentary: Feb 2026
We are back after a break going into the new year. What better way then a non-English film about incest...we know what you want. Old Simplistic Reviews is back baby! White Fire | 1984 Bo and Inga are brother and sister jewel thieves who target the legendary `White Fire' diamond, a priceless rock…
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Simply 15 | Ep. 55 - The Gang's Recent Watched
The gang talks about the 3 recent movies they have watched recently. Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links #podcast #movies
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(Ep. 265): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - February 2026
The Simplistic Reviews Podcast finally returns with all new games, all new stories, all new sketches, all new hosts. Well...no...we got the same three nutters as hosts...but the other things are true. Check it out.
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(Ep. 264): Thunder in Paradise | Ep. 5 (Strange Bru) with episode - Show Commentary
Merry Christmas you hulksters! Episode 5 of Thunder in Paradise is a strange brew of voodoo. This podcast has the show, we have another one with no show S1E5: Strange Bru After scuba-diving zombies attack him, Bru hallucinates and him and Spence take on a voodoo drug dealer. Want More or Less?...
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(Ep. 264): Thunder in Paradise | Ep. 5 (Strange Bru) - Show Commentary
Merry Christmas you hulksters! Episode 5 of Thunder in Paradise is a strange brew of voodoo. This podcast has no show, we have another one with the show S1E5: Strange Bru After scuba-diving zombies attack him, Bru hallucinates and him and Spence take on a voodoo drug dealer. Want More or Less?...
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(Ep. 263): Thunder in Paradise | Ep. 4 (Sea Quentin) with episode - Show Commentary
Here we go hulksters, episode 4 of Thunder in Paradise! This podcast has the show, we have another one without the show S1E4: Sea Quentin Spence and Bru's arch-enemy Hammerhead, a dangerous criminal, takes over the underwater prison he's imprisoned in. Want More or Less? Click Here:...
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(Ep. 263): Thunder in Paradise | Ep. 4 (Sea Quentin) - Show Commentary
Here we go hulksters, episode 4 of Thunder in Paradise! This podcast has no show, we have another one with the show S1E4: Sea Quentin Spence and Bru's arch-enemy Hammerhead, a dangerous criminal, takes over the underwater prison he's imprisoned in. Want More or Less? Click Here:...
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(Ep. 262): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - December 2025
On this holiday edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys discuss the naughty list. However, the list that starts with the word Epstein. They also ponder the possibilities during Believable or Bullshit. DJ goes on rant up his favorite rump during TV Roundup. And Matthew brings out the...
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(Ep. 261): Thunder in Paradise | Ep. 3 (Tug of War) with episode - Show Commentary
Welcome to something new but similar! We have watched the movies now lets watch the episodes that connect them. This is one of the greatest shows ever, ladies and hulksters, this is Thunder in Paradise Episode 3! This podcast has the show, we have another one without the show S1E3: Tug of War...
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(Ep. 261): Thunder in Paradise | Ep. 3 (Tug of War) - Show Commentary
Welcome to something new but similar! We have watched the movies now lets watch the episodes that connect them. This is one of the greatest shows ever, ladies and hulksters, this is Thunder in Paradise Episode 3! This podcast has the show, we have another one without the show S1E3: Tug of War...
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(Ep. 260): Jack-O - Movie Commentary: October 2025
Its Matt's Bday so lets watch a horror movie must people might skip on. Watch the movie here: https://youtu.be/nRzYn5a-2c8?si=aCPo095GAwGWrBuk Jack-O | 1995 Grave robbers unwittingly awaken two evil spirits, one a warlock hanged for murder nearly 100 years earlier....
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(Ep. 260): Jack-O - Movie Commentary with Movie: October 2025
Its Matt's Bday so lets watch a horror movie must people might skip on. Watch the movie here: https://youtu.be/nRzYn5a-2c8?si=aCPo095GAwGWrBuk Jack-O | 1995 Grave robbers unwittingly awaken two evil spirits, one a warlock hanged for murder nearly 100 years earlier....
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Simply 15 | Ep. 54 - Our Must-Watch Movie: Halloween
With Halloween approaching, what movies do you watch during this time. Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links #Halloween #Horror
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(Ep. 259): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - October 2025
A special Halloween edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast comes early! We talk about Tylenol...Golden Girls...Frankenstein...boy we have been gone a while haven't we?
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(Ep. 258): Princess Cut 2: Hearts on Fire - Movie Commentary with Audio: Sep 2025
Its DJ's Bday so lets watch a Christian movie and laugh our asses off. (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio) Watch the movie here: https://youtu.be/ncu9E9W0Q5E?si=6fD3O3BSvR3VbbEP Princess Cut 2: Hearts on Fire | 2021 Robert and Lauren Anderson are...
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(Ep. 258): Princess Cut 2: Hearts on Fire - Movie Commentary: Sep 2025
Its DJ's Bday so lets watch a Christian movie and laugh our asses off. (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio) Watch the movie here: https://youtu.be/ncu9E9W0Q5E?si=6fD3O3BSvR3VbbEP Princess Cut 2: Hearts on Fire | 2021 Robert and Lauren Anderson are...
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Simply 15 | Ep. 53 - Our Favorite Movie Commentaries
Today we talk about our favorite movies, moments and surprises we had so far during our Movie Commentaries. Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links
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(Ep. 257): ACTION U.S.A. - Movie Commentary: Sep 2025
Another movie commentary?! Yes, we couldn't resist waiting to watch this gem right away...fuck it was fun. (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio) ACTION U.S.A | 1989 Two FBI agents (Gregory Scott Cummins, William Hubbard Knight) protect the fleeing...
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(Ep. 257): ACTION U.S.A. - Movie Commentary with Audio: Sep 2025
Another movie commentary?! Yes, we couldn't resist waiting to watch this gem right away...fuck it was fun. (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio) ACTION U.S.A | 1989 Two FBI agents (Gregory Scott Cummins, William Hubbard Knight) protect the fleeing...
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(Ep. 256): Revenge of the Ninja - Movie Commentary with Audio: Aug 2025
The end of Cannon summer is here...don't be upset, these fight scenes are awesomesauce! Version without Movie Audio: https://podcasts.simplistic.reviews/ Revenge of the Ninja | 1983 A Japanese gallery owner denies his violent ninja heritage and tries to start afresh until American drug…
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(Ep. 256): Revenge of the Ninja - Movie Commentary: Aug 2025
The end of Cannon summer is here...don't be upset, these fight scenes are awesomesauce! Revenge of the Ninja | 1983 A Japanese gallery owner denies his violent ninja heritage and tries to start afresh until American drug traffickers kidnap his young son. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086192/ Want...
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Simply 15 | Ep. 52 - WEAPONS
Today DJ sells us on the new film WEAPONS. We haven't seen DJ this excited about something since he picked up a Cordon Bleu sandwich and went to the theater for the classic 1995 movie Showgirls. Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links #Weapons #Review #zachcregger #juliagarner...
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(Ep. 255): Ninja III: The Domination - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: July 2025
(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio) We continue our Cannon Summer...Ninja edition with Ninja III a film that I think we can all agree is a must watch. 80s Ninja, in a desert, lots of killing and spirits that would make Spirit Halloween frightened....
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(Ep. 255): Ninja III: The Domination - Movie Commentary: July 2025
(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio) We continue our Cannon Summer...Ninja edition with Ninja III a film that I think we can all agree is a must watch. 80s Ninja, in a desert, lots of killing and spirits that would make Spirit Halloween frightened....
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Simply 15 | Ep. 51 - 2025 Fantasia International Film Festival
Today we sit down and talk about the films we are looking forward to watching at this year's Fantasia International Film Festival! Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links #fantasia #movies #film #festival #podcast #Rewrite #Holdthefort #SchoolDuel #Goodgame #Flush…
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(Ep. 254): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - July 2025
It's pie in the sky July. The team here at Simplistic Reviews are steeped in Summer shenanigans. An elephant gets taken, bullshit may get believable, and something wild might be a Joker. That and we question our own reality. All that and more on another episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.
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