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It's May. Which means it's the Simplistic Reviews Podcast's annual Star Wars show! This episode is jam packed with nothing but wall to wall, beginning to end, Star Wars content that would make Kathleen Kennedy blush. Prequel talk, Disney Star Wars Sequel talk(insults). Games involving everything from a beaver engineer to a firespray STD. All that and more in this Force sensitive episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. 

Lance Henriksen, James Earl Jones, Tony Todd, Burt Young and Connecticut's most famous movie star Thomas Ian Griffith. Need we say more...oh 90s action that bomb at box office. Pop that VHS in Mr. Terry Silver!   Excessive Force | 1983 Chicago policeman Terry McCain (Thomas Ian Griffith) is determined to put away mobster Sal DiMarco (Burt Young), who always gets acquitted on technicalities. While monitoring a drug sale, a shootout ensues, and one of Terry's fellow officers gets away with $3 million of Sal's money. Suspecting Terry took the cash, the mobster sends his men to kill Terry's brother, Dylan (Tom Hodges), and partner, Frankie Hawkins (Tony Todd). Furious, Terry sets out to take his revenge by any means necessary. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104215/   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links Site: www.Simplistic.Reviews Podcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcasts Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming Apple: https://goo.gl/orhsR4   #ExcessiveForce #MovieCommentary #WatchAlong #90sAction #BadMovies #ThomasIanGriffith #CinemaCourt #RantCorner #commentary #podcast

RantCorner: The Next Generation 🍺 An oldie but a goody is back! Welcome to the revived RantCorner. We are pissed, we desperately need to de-piss ourselves, and we are hoping you can help. Today, we are taking aim at the "second screen" phenomenon and what it's actively doing to the entertainment world. Spoiler alert: it's absolute bullshit. It is impossible to appreciate actual cinematic storytelling or dive deep into media commentary when half the audience is scrolling their feeds during the climax of a movie. Grab a beer, pull up a chair, and let's bitch. What We're Venting About Today The Attention Span Crisis: Why nobody seems capable of watching just one screen at a time anymore. The Death of Immersion: How looking down at a phone entirely ruins the atmosphere, pacing, and tension of a good story. Industry Pandering: How studios are actively changing the way they produce entertainment to compete with the distraction in your hand. Join the Vent Session Let it all out in the comments—what is pissing you off the most about the second-screen epidemic? If you need to de-piss yourself regularly, make sure to hit Subscribe and turn on notifications so you never miss a rant. Cheers! 🍻  Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links

On this foolish episode of the April edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys take on Tiger's driving record, the KitKat bandits, Sherlock Holmes, Supergirl and Choam. That's right...Choam. All that and more on this brand new episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.

It’s that time of year again! Even though we’ve only done this once before, we’re back for a brand-new season of Dead Celebrities. The draft is officially in, and this year, the gang actually sat down and did some real research (scary, we know). Who do you think is living on borrowed time? Join us all year long for the ultimate Game of Death!  Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links   #death #celebrities #ArianaGrande #entertainment #music #hollywood #draft 

Before we start our second season of Simply Deadpool, we decided to do a autopsy...smart hun? See what we did there? This is top of the line jokes you only get from Simplistic Reviews.   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links

On the March Episode Of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast, we explore everything from the war in Mexico...the war between Netflix and Paramount...the war between DJ and Kiki Palmer...the war between Schindler's List and humor...and the war between Oscar winners and silence. All that and more on this latest episode.

We are back after a break going into the new year. What better way then a non-English film about incest...we know what you want. Old Simplistic Reviews is back baby!   White Fire | 1984 Bo and Inga are brother and sister jewel thieves who target the legendary `White Fire' diamond, a priceless rock so hot it actually burns those who try to lay their hands on it. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088359/   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links Site: www.Simplistic.Reviews Podcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcasts Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming Apple: https://goo.gl/orhsR4   #movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #Podcast #whitefire #1984 #funnymovies

The gang talks about the 3 recent movies they have watched recently.   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links #podcast #movies

The Simplistic Reviews Podcast finally returns with all new games, all new stories, all new sketches, all new hosts. Well...no...we got the same three nutters as hosts...but the other things are true. Check it out.

Merry Christmas you hulksters! Episode 5 of Thunder in Paradise is a strange brew of voodoo. This podcast has the show, we have another one with no show   S1E5: Strange Bru After scuba-diving zombies attack him, Bru hallucinates and him and Spence take on a voodoo drug dealer. Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links Site: www.Simplistic.Reviews Podcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcasts Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming Apple Podcasts: https://goo.gl/orhsR4 #tv #Commentary #tvshow  #christmas  #Podcast #thunderinparadise #1994  #hulk #hulkhogan

Merry Christmas you hulksters! Episode 5 of Thunder in Paradise is a strange brew of voodoo. This podcast has no show, we have another one with the show   S1E5: Strange Bru After scuba-diving zombies attack him, Bru hallucinates and him and Spence take on a voodoo drug dealer. Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links Site: www.Simplistic.Reviews Podcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcasts Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming Apple Podcasts: https://goo.gl/orhsR4 #tv #Commentary #tvshow  #christmas  #Podcast #thunderinparadise #1994  #hulk #hulkhogan

Here we go hulksters, episode 4 of Thunder in Paradise! This podcast has the show, we have another one without the show   S1E4: Sea Quentin Spence and Bru's arch-enemy Hammerhead, a dangerous criminal, takes over the underwater prison he's imprisoned in. Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links Site: www.Simplistic.Reviews Podcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcasts Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming Apple Podcasts: https://goo.gl/orhsR4 #tv #Commentary #tvshow  #christmas  #Podcast #thunderinparadise #1994  #hulk #hulkhogan

Here we go hulksters, episode 4 of Thunder in Paradise! This podcast has no show, we have another one with the show   S1E4: Sea Quentin Spence and Bru's arch-enemy Hammerhead, a dangerous criminal, takes over the underwater prison he's imprisoned in. Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links Site: www.Simplistic.Reviews Podcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcasts Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming Apple Podcasts: https://goo.gl/orhsR4 #tv #Commentary #tvshow  #christmas  #Podcast #thunderinparadise #1994  #hulk #hulkhogan

On this holiday edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys discuss the naughty list. However, the list that starts with the word Epstein. They also ponder the possibilities during Believable or Bullshit. DJ goes on rant up his favorite rump during TV Roundup. And Matthew brings out the dead in a new game called The 12 days of Deadmas. All that and more on a yule tide episode of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast.  

Welcome to something new but similar! We have watched the movies now lets watch the episodes that connect them. This is one of the greatest shows ever, ladies and hulksters, this is Thunder in Paradise Episode 3!   This podcast has the show, we have another one without the show   S1E3: Tug of War Spence and Bru must once again stop their arch-enemy Hammerhead who has gained control over a top secret naval device. Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links Site: www.Simplistic.Reviews Podcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcasts Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming Apple Podcasts: https://goo.gl/orhsR4 #tv #Commentary #tvshow  #halloween #Podcast #thunderinparadise #1994  #hulk #hulkhogan

Welcome to something new but similar! We have watched the movies now lets watch the episodes that connect them. This is one of the greatest shows ever, ladies and hulksters, this is Thunder in Paradise Episode 3!   This podcast has the show, we have another one without the show   S1E3: Tug of War Spence and Bru must once again stop their arch-enemy Hammerhead who has gained control over a top secret naval device. Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links Site: www.Simplistic.Reviews Podcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcasts Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming Apple Podcasts: https://goo.gl/orhsR4 #tv #Commentary #tvshow  #halloween #Podcast #thunderinparadise #1994  #hulk #hulkhogan

Its Matt's Bday so lets watch a horror movie must people might skip on. Watch the movie here: https://youtu.be/nRzYn5a-2c8?si=aCPo095GAwGWrBuk   Jack-O | 1995 Grave robbers unwittingly awaken two evil spirits, one a warlock hanged for murder nearly 100 years earlier. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113449/   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links Site: www.Simplistic.Reviews Podcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcasts Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4   #movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #halloween #Podcast #jacko #1995 #funnymovies

Its Matt's Bday so lets watch a horror movie must people might skip on. Watch the movie here: https://youtu.be/nRzYn5a-2c8?si=aCPo095GAwGWrBuk   Jack-O | 1995 Grave robbers unwittingly awaken two evil spirits, one a warlock hanged for murder nearly 100 years earlier. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113449/   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links Site: www.Simplistic.Reviews Podcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcasts Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4   #movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #halloween #Podcast #jacko #1995 #funnymovies

With Halloween approaching, what movies do you watch during this time.   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links   #Halloween #Horror

A special Halloween edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast comes early! We talk about Tylenol...Golden Girls...Frankenstein...boy we have been gone a while haven't we? 

Its DJ's Bday so lets watch a Christian movie and laugh our asses off. (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio) Watch the movie here: https://youtu.be/ncu9E9W0Q5E?si=6fD3O3BSvR3VbbEP Princess Cut 2: Hearts on Fire | 2021 Robert and Lauren Anderson are finally pregnant after years of trying to start a family, but Lauren is concerned that she won't be able to maintain her boutique business and be a good mother. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7988412/ Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links Site: www.Simplistic.Reviews Podcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcasts Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4 #movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #god #Podcast #christian #jesus #funnymovies

Its DJ's Bday so lets watch a Christian movie and laugh our asses off. (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio) Watch the movie here: https://youtu.be/ncu9E9W0Q5E?si=6fD3O3BSvR3VbbEP Princess Cut 2: Hearts on Fire | 2021 Robert and Lauren Anderson are finally pregnant after years of trying to start a family, but Lauren is concerned that she won't be able to maintain her boutique business and be a good mother. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7988412/ Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links Site: www.Simplistic.Reviews Podcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcasts Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4 #movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #god #Podcast #christian #jesus #funnymovies

Today we talk about our favorite movies, moments and surprises we had so far during our Movie Commentaries.   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links

Another movie commentary?! Yes, we couldn't resist waiting to watch this gem right away...fuck it was fun.   (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio)   ACTION U.S.A | 1989 Two FBI agents (Gregory Scott Cummins, William Hubbard Knight) protect the fleeing girlfriend (Barri Murphy) of a jewel thief slain by gangsters. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096757/   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links   Site: www.Simplistic.Reviews Podcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcasts Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4 #movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #Podcast #actionusa #action #80s #funnymovies

Another movie commentary?! Yes, we couldn't resist waiting to watch this gem right away...fuck it was fun.   (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio)   ACTION U.S.A | 1989 Two FBI agents (Gregory Scott Cummins, William Hubbard Knight) protect the fleeing girlfriend (Barri Murphy) of a jewel thief slain by gangsters. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096757/   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links   Site: www.Simplistic.Reviews Podcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcasts Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4 #movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #Podcast #actionusa #action #80s #funnymovies

The end of Cannon summer is here...don't be upset, these fight scenes are awesomesauce! Version without Movie Audio: https://podcasts.simplistic.reviews/   Revenge of the Ninja | 1983 A Japanese gallery owner denies his violent ninja heritage and tries to start afresh until American drug traffickers kidnap his young son. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086192/   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links   Site: www.Simplistic.Reviews Podcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcasts Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4 #movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #Podcast #revengeoftheninja #action #Ninja #cannonfilms

The end of Cannon summer is here...don't be upset, these fight scenes are awesomesauce!   Revenge of the Ninja | 1983 A Japanese gallery owner denies his violent ninja heritage and tries to start afresh until American drug traffickers kidnap his young son. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086192/   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links   Site: www.Simplistic.Reviews Podcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcasts Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4 #movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #Podcast #revengeoftheninja #action #Ninja #cannonfilms

Today DJ sells us on the new film WEAPONS. We haven't seen DJ this excited about something since he picked up a Cordon Bleu sandwich and went to the theater for the classic 1995 movie Showgirls.   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links   #Weapons #Review #zachcregger #juliagarner #aldenehrenreich #joshbrolin #BenedictWong

(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio)   We continue our Cannon Summer...Ninja edition with Ninja III a film that I think we can all agree is a must watch. 80s Ninja, in a desert, lots of killing and spirits that would make Spirit Halloween frightened.   Ninja III: The Domination | 1984 A woman with ESP and an interest in ancient Japanese culture becomes possessed by the spirit of an evil warrior. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087805/   Full movie:https://archive.org/details/ninja.-iii.-the.-domination.-1984.1080p.-blu-ray.-h-264.-aac-rarbg   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links Site: www.Simplistic.Reviews Podcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcasts Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4   #movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #Podcast #Ninja3 #action #Ninja #cannonfilms

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio)   We continue our Cannon Summer...Ninja edition with Ninja III a film that I think we can all agree is a must watch. 80s Ninja, in a desert, lots of killing and spirits that would make Spirit Halloween frightened.   Ninja III: The Domination | 1984 A woman with ESP and an interest in ancient Japanese culture becomes possessed by the spirit of an evil warrior. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087805/   Full movie:https://archive.org/details/ninja.-iii.-the.-domination.-1984.1080p.-blu-ray.-h-264.-aac-rarbg   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links Site: www.Simplistic.Reviews Podcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcasts Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4   #movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #Podcast #Ninja3 #action #Ninja #cannonfilms

Today we sit down and talk about the films we are looking forward to watching at this year's Fantasia International Film Festival!   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links #fantasia #movies #film #festival #podcast #Rewrite #Holdthefort #SchoolDuel #Goodgame #Flush #Anythingthatmoves #appartemnet8 #Loser #Bodyguards #Redman #$Postions #Theark #Beautysleep #Fucktoys

It's pie in the sky July. The team here at Simplistic Reviews are steeped in Summer shenanigans. An elephant gets taken, bullshit may get believable, and something wild might be a Joker. That and we question our own reality. All that and more on another episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast. 

We are back with another Cannon Summer! Nothing like sitting inside with a ice cold drink watching Cannon films, especially a film with ninjas and Franco Nero.   Version without Movie Audio: https://podcasts.simplistic.reviews/   Enter the Ninja | 1981 Cole (Franco Nero) is a former American military operative who's just finished his training in ninjutsu in Japan. He heads to the Philippines to visit an old army buddy (Alex Courtney) and his seductive wife (Susan George), who are living on a large property targeted by a wealthy CEO, Charles Venarius (Christopher George), for oil drilling. When Cole fights off his stooges, Venarius recruits Cole's old ninjutsu school rival, the vicious Hasegawa (Shô Kosugi), leading to an explosive showdown. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082332/   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links Site: www.Simplistic.Reviews Podcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcasts Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4 #movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #Podcast #entertheninja #action #scifi #FrancoNero #Ninja #cannonfilms

We are back with another Cannon Summer! Nothing like sitting inside with a ice cold drink watching Cannon films, especially a film with ninjas and Franco Nero.   Version with Movie Audio: https://podcasts.simplistic.reviews/   Enter the Ninja | 1981 Cole (Franco Nero) is a former American military operative who's just finished his training in ninjutsu in Japan. He heads to the Philippines to visit an old army buddy (Alex Courtney) and his seductive wife (Susan George), who are living on a large property targeted by a wealthy CEO, Charles Venarius (Christopher George), for oil drilling. When Cole fights off his stooges, Venarius recruits Cole's old ninjutsu school rival, the vicious Hasegawa (Shô Kosugi), leading to an explosive showdown. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082332/   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links Site: www.Simplistic.Reviews Podcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcasts Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4 #movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #Podcast #entertheninja #action #scifi #FrancoNero #Ninja #cannonfilms

Happy Father's Day! Today 3 doggie fathers bitch about people bitching.   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links #Theaters #movies #superman #movie #hollywood #WB #film #manofsteel #starwars #fanboys #fans #twitter #snyder #snydercut

On the June episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys bring back and old game, play a new game, meet the new Pope, discuss a new Sherlock Holmes, question the lack of TV racism in the 60s, belittle Ironheart, and revitalize the insult "twerp". All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.

(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio)   Ever wonder what kind of movie you would get when you mix a story line of a 100 year old spirit and parts right from Terminator... all set in Asia. Well hell today is your lucky day.   Lady Terminator  | 1988 An Indonesian spirit uses the body of her enemy's granddaughter to fulfill a 100-year-old curse of death and destruction. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095483/   Want More or Less? Click Here: www.Simplistic.Reviews/links Site: www.Simplistic.Reviews Podcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcasts Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4   #movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #Podcast #Terminator  #action #scifi #LadyTerminator #asia #asianmovies

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio)   Ever wonder what kind of movie you would get when you mix a story line of a 100 year old spirit and parts right from Terminator... all set in Asia. Well hell today is your lucky day.   Lady Terminator  | 1988 An Indonesian spirit uses the body of her enemy's granddaughter to fulfill a 100-year-old curse of death and destruction. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095483/     Want More or Less? Click Here: www.Simplistic.Reviews/links Site: www.Simplistic.Reviews Podcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcasts Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4   #movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #Podcast #Terminator  #action #scifi #LadyTerminator #asia #asianmovies  

The death of the movie theater experience seems to be in full effect. What will bring people back? Cheaper tickets, popcorn buckets or maybe good movies. Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links     #Theaters #movies #missionimpossible #tomcruise #tomcruisefan #ethanhunt #tomcruiseforever #tomcruisemovie #topgun #missionimpossiblefallout #tomcruisestyle #tomcruiselover #tomcruiseedit #topgunmaverick #movie #movies #hollywood #rebeccaferguson #film #jackreacher #tomcruiseuniverse #alita #henrycavill #missionimpossibleroguenation #tom #missionimpossibledeadreckoning #cinema #fallout  #superman #maverick

May is here, which means it's Star Wars month once again at Simplistic Reviews. The boys celebrate a galaxy far far away by...well...comparing it to soccer clubs...angrily ranting about missteps done to Andor...joking about Columbo and towels received in the mail...and many more things that we promise are Star Wars related. At least Star Wars adjacent. With special appearances by Heather Baxendale-Walsh, Harrison Ford, and Peter Falk. It's enough to have two overweight men in their 40s fighting clumsily in the lobby of a movie theater with plastic replica lightsabers. 

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio)   After we watched Erik Estrada in Do or Die and we came across an Italian sci-fi film about a mad scientist invents a death ray, starring the Estrada. We just had to watch this film, damn was it a blast of a time. So fucking fun!   Light Blast  | 1985 A crazed physician invents a death ray and threatens to destroy San Francisco unless he is paid $10 million. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088940/ Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links Site: www.Simplistic.Reviews Podcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcasts Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4   #movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #Podcast #LightBlast  #action #scifi #estrada #Italian #chips  

(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio)   After we watched Erik Estrada in Do or Die and we came across an Italian sci-fi film about a mad scientist invents a death ray, starring the Estrada. We just had to watch this film, damn was it a blast of a time. So fucking fun!   Light Blast  | 1985 A crazed physician invents a death ray and threatens to destroy San Francisco unless he is paid $10 million. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088940/ Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links Site: www.Simplistic.Reviews Podcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcasts Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4   #movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #Podcast #LightBlast  #action #scifi #estrada #Italian #chips

Today we make our final picks in the form of almost an whole hour long video on this 15min podcast, hey why keep dragging this out (I think we did enough already). So here is part 3 of 3 of our picks for the 2025 Simply Deadpool draft.  Picks our locked in on the inaugural 2025 draft! Who will win...or die? Standings over at: www.Simplistic.Reviews #deadpool  #draft #podcast  #pdiddy #TommyLeejones #Rkelly #ozzy #Robertwagner #justinbieber  #Cher  #trump  #buzzaldrin  #kingcharles

On the April edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, Simplistic Reviews Historian, Freddy Maas, returns to help fill in for the vacationing Justin Polizzi. And immediately Freddy is thrust into a conversation about buttplugs. Like, almost immediately. We also answer another question from Freddy's Dads On The Rocks cohost, Andre Fernandez. We tackle possible futures in Hollywood news stories with Believable or Bullshit. And we try to remember the names of characters in MCU movies without stroking out like the film Scanners. All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. 

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio)   When you see a movie about a ninja and his fight against the KKK...you watch it!   Ninja Vengeance | 1993? or 1988? When a martial arts expert discovers a corrupt sheriff and his cronies beating a young student to death in a small Southern town, he decides to teach them and the local KKK a hard-hitting lesson. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095745/ Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links Site: Simplistic.Reviews Podcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcasts Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4 #movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #Podcast #NinjaVengeance  #action #ninja #kkk

We have decided to make it 20 picks per person to make the competition more competitive. Here is part 2 of 3 of our picks for the 2025 Simply Deadpool draft. Currently, Matt is in the lead from the Gene pick (Seinfeld anyone?) plus the bonus 10 points for the first death of the year....you do you think is next?! Next month we will complete our inaugural 2025 draft, list is located on our site: www.Simplistic.Reviews #deadpool  #draft #podcast  #popefrancis   #charliesheen   #frankievalli   #mypillow   #clinteastwood  #harveyweinstein  #hulkhogan

On the March episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys are joined once again by Simplistic Reviews Historian, Freddy Maas. He puts us through our paces again with another edition of Simply Accountable. Julie goes all in on Harrison Ford. DJ obsesses again on Ali Larter and an Asian Sherlock Holmes. Justin discovers who is truly after Robert Zemeckis. And Matt besmirches David Zaslov about his weight. All that and more on this drunken uncle edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. 

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio)   Steven Seagal, Cynthia Rothrock, Michael Dudikoff and Steve James...now some Billy Blanks, that's right Mr. Tae Bo himself! Today we start with a team up movie, well straight to video with Roddy Piper and the director of Martial Law (staring Cynthia Rothrock,).   Tough and Deadly | 1995 A private investigator is contracted by a CIA agent suffering from amnesia in order to reveal a suspected case of drug smuggling involving influential members of the CIA and government. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114706/   Site: www.Simplistic.Reviews Podcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcasts Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4   #movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #Podcast #governmentjobs  #action #government  #cia  #BillyBlanks #roddypiper #PhilMorris #JackieChiles #Seinfeld #JamesKaren

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio)   Steven Seagal, Cynthia Rothrock, Michael Dudikoff and Steve James...now some Billy Blanks, that's right Mr. Tae Bo himself! Today we start with a team up movie, well straight to video with Roddy Piper and the director of Martial Law (staring Cynthia Rothrock,).   Tough and Deadly | 1995 A private investigator is contracted by a CIA agent suffering from amnesia in order to reveal a suspected case of drug smuggling involving influential members of the CIA and government. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114706/   Site: www.Simplistic.Reviews Podcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcasts Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4   #movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #Podcast #governmentjobs  #action #government  #cia  #BillyBlanks #roddypiper #PhilMorris #JackieChiles #Seinfeld #JamesKaren