Sincerity Crisis

Phew, this one is a doozy y'all lol, but we are going to be so good and on schedule from here on out and I am not playing this time either !!

So sorry everyone for the insanely long hiatus, Tucker was too lazy to edit any of the episodes or come up with clever descriptions..

Isabella and Tucker welcome back Mormon cultural icon, conqueror of cringe mountain, and OG durfing champion: Colin D. Ross, the former Provo Bachelor! Together they finally address the infamous Noel Miller interview, discuss the intricacies of the Provo twitter ecosystem/why Colin got blocked by Hank Smith (and why Isabella got blocked by Kwaku lmao), and connect how Colin should be credited for the success of all subsequent Mormon-adjacent media and reality TV.

Isabella and Tucker discuss candid moments they have shared over the years, including but not limited to: Tucker giving her permission to randomly honey pack him, Tucker offering to carry her child, and Tucker trauma dumping things that surely should have been shared with a mental health professional. They also make the bold claim that gay p*rn is God.

Isabella and Tucker welcome their first ever guest to the podcast, the modern Mormon martyr, the people's prince, the Provo Bachelor himself: Colin D. Ross. In his exclusive tell-all to the public, he opens up about the harrowing experience of becoming a central figure of the cultural zeitgeist of 2019 against his own will.

Isabella and Tucker share recent updates from their exciting nights out, from realizing the Magic Castle has nothing to do with DisneyWorld to touching Frankie Grande to uncovering the greatest weapon against Silverlake aura-farmers.

Isabella and Tucker discuss the intersection of dark MAGA and early Mormon mysticism, the scourge of deriods/the Male Loneliness Epidemic, and the seedy underbelly of VR chatrooms. Isabella claims her graphic design proficiency stems from her devotion to the Dan and Phil fandom; Tucker says 'pejonas brothers' an undisclosed amount of times.

Isabella and Tucker revisit the unending fountain of stimulating culture discourse: Mr. Electric Blue himself, Benson Boone. They discuss Tucker laying pipe in a food delivery robot, Isabella's mother crying at her baptism only because of the untimely passing of Michael Jackson, and the anthropological implications that lead Mormon parents to name a child Taxler.

Isabella and Tucker discuss the great human equalizer: pooping. Have you been in poop crisis? We want to hear from you; call into the Crisis Hotline at 213-545-2772 with any and all stories.

Isabella welcomes a new cohost to the podcast in Tucker's absence, the one and only Ellen Degeneres! They answer some calls from the Crisis Hotline, discuss the myth of bisexuality, and serve up some hot takes--Ellen's takes being notably cold.

Isabella and Tucker discuss their recent travels and the subsequent strain that's put on their toxic, codependent relationship. Isabella accuses Tucker's job of being stupid/abusive, Tate McRae of being an Israeli spy, and both of them of singing poorly. Tucker chronicles more of his lies.

Isabella and Tucker pretend this isn't the first episode of the podcast or know what reddit.com is. Isabella is outed as a popular loner; Tucker is labelled as a 'gay' t*rrorist--despite having no ties to the LGBT community.