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Sittin' on a Bench

by The Triarchy

Holmes, Thomas, and producer Ryan have gotten to be pretty good friends since they met in college. Listen in as they discuss topics from movies to the paranormal to sports to politics and everything in between. It is always (slightly) entertaining and (slightly) informative.

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Episodes

  1. Episode 15: HOT SEAT ft. Beef Stew

    Join us in this special as we grill our (alleged) number one fan! Stewart spills all in our special rendition of Sittin' on a Bench. There's some brotherly love and a titch of brotherly angst. Enjoy.

  2. Episode 14: The Legend of Legends ft. La Llorona

    Zip up your jacket and sit your booty down, because this time we're delving into the world of urban legends. Tantalizing tales of creepy beings and creatures come your way, just make sure not to listen in the dark. What's that behind you?

  3. Episode 13: The Spiritual Plane ft. Hash Slinging Slasher

    Do you feel the hair on your arms stand up when you find yourself alone in a room? Do you feel the chills on the back of your neck as you feel a cool breeze go by? Oooooooooooooooo... it's getting very spooooky in here. Tune in as we discuss our thoughts on the paranormal, plus, you'll get to…

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  4. Episode 12: Surviving Social Seclusion ft. Robin Williams

    Look. We know. It's been a hot minute since we've been here. And by hot minute, we mean two months. Whatever. Here you go, enjoy this during your social isolation. I guess we have some ideas or something to share with you to keep you entertained. All we ask is for Risk to not ruin your friendships.

  5. Episode 11: The Real End Game ft. America First

    It's the end of the world as we know it, and we have some new pals to talk about it with. Will it be zombies? Viruses? EMPs? Nuclear holocaust? Only the future will tell.

  6. Episode 10: Pandemic? Says WHO ft. Trump

    Do you find yourself waking up with a cough? Do you feel under the weather? Are you puking your brains out? Are you in danger of infecting your loved ones? If so, then you may have been infected with the coronavirus. Listen in to Dr. Holmes and Dr. Thomas discuss the possible trajectories of the...

  7. Episode 9: Delicious Jams and Jellies ft. Sadusky

    We loooooove us some Natty T. Listen in to catch a glimpse of our odd obsession with one of the greatest cinematic masterpieces ever made. Fifty-five and iron pen, Nic Cage is the greatest Ben. To find out more, always remember, the secret lies with Charlotte.

  8. Episode 8: Political Ideology Compendium: A Comprehensive Analysis of Moral Relativism, the Nature of Civilization, and Punitive Practices ft. More Toast

    We talk fatty politics in this one. Some of it good, some 'aight, some educated, some not so educated. We don't want to offend anyone by our personal views and statements, so don't take it personally. And to answer your question, Landon did indeed come up with the title.

  9. Episode 7: Kevin's Favorite Chili ft. Ruh Duh Duh Duh Do

    The Office holds a very special place in our hearts. We have all felt a special emotional connection to different Office characters. Very rarely in American Television can a series make you feel so many various emotions. We will forever love the Office.

  10. Episode 6: Large Feet ft. Toast

    In this wild episode, Curtis eats a whole loaf of bread live for your enjoyment, while we discuss one of the greatest mysteries of the American Northwest. We discuss our various opinions on the possibilities and evidence of Bigfoot with everything in between. Thanks, BFRO.

  11. Episode 5: X-Files ft. Johannes Kepler

    We get real deep in this one. We may have gone a little longer than originally planned, but who cares? Bringing back a fan favorite and a new guest, we discuss the intricacies of extraterrestrial life. But you know what is really funny? We have no idea where Holmes went. Welcome to the Twilight...

  12. Episode 4: A Loud Place ft. Jimbo

    In the wee hours of the morning, we have an epic discussion spanning across the cinematic universe of A Quiet Place. We bring our marketing specialist Ryan "Bagel". Come listen to the battle of our clashing opinions. This one gets a little heated folks. The waterfall is a sensitive subject.

  13. Episode 3: Questions of the Soul ft. Prison Mike

    We dug long and hard for a solid 5 minutes to find the internet's most compelling scenarios for your entertainment. A little bit of this and a little bit of that, and you'll think we're stupid. What's new?

  14. Episode 2: Conspiracy ft. Neil Armstrong, Louis Armstrong, and Neil Diamond

    Today we have two surprise guests to tantalite your senses. Take a journey with us back to 1969 when drive-in diners were still alive, the Summer of Love was going strong, and Woodstock was a thing. We'll introduce you to theories of the moon landing and whether or not it was faked. We'll give…

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  15. Episode 1: The Beginning ft. Spookiness

    This is Adam and Thomas' maiden voyage on a journey of discovery and intrigue. In this episode, we set you up with who we are and why we are doing this. We also introduce you to the themes and ideas that we want to discuss as well as going over The Conjuring! We are weird and a little bit stupid…

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Holmes, Thomas, and producer Ryan have gotten to be pretty good friends since they met in college. Listen in as they discuss topics from movies to the paranormal to sports to politics and everything in between. It is always (slightly) entertaining and (slightly) informative.

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The Triarchy

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How many episodes does Sittin' on a Bench have?

Sittin' on a Bench currently has 15 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.

What is Sittin' on a Bench about?

Holmes, Thomas, and producer Ryan have gotten to be pretty good friends since they met in college. Listen in as they discuss topics from movies to the paranormal to sports to politics and everything in between. It is always (slightly) entertaining and (slightly) informative.

How often does Sittin' on a Bench release new episodes?

Sittin' on a Bench has 15 episodes. Check the episode list to see recent publication dates and frequency.

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Who hosts Sittin' on a Bench?

Sittin' on a Bench is created and hosted by The Triarchy.
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