Episodes
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Episode 150 - The End
R.I.P Skruins and Co Breakfast Show Podcast. 2014 - 2017. Thanks for listening!
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Episode 149 - Gogglebox Market Love
It's getting near the end so time to bang out a bunch of segments so they don't just sit in my head making it hard to coordinate motor skills. Song: I can not remember who this song is by! If anyone knows, let me know! I dig the song too - just can't remember how I found it.
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Episode 148 - Low Life Low Lights
Some bits of Skruins that I loved, so it's mostly just me laughing. Only two more episodes to go - don't worry, next week's isn't a clip show!
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Episode 147 - Ball People Are Scum
You know my poorly thought out theories are always amazing. Well, it's time to squeeze three of them in to one episode!! Song: Dead Kelly - The Legend of Borry
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Episode 146 - Craig Coombes
Craig Coombes has been diagnosed with terminal cancer. Since getting the bad news, he started doing comedy and now travels around the world with Adam Hills performing a show called 'Clown Heart', he's started posting naked photos every Tuesday, he's met his heroes and now calls a lot of them...
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Episode 145 - Divorcio
An old episode I sat on for a while, but hopefully it's still got some juice in it. I'm married, you're married, we're all married. Well, not all of us are - that's the knuckle dragging Liberal party's work. But divorce is happening all the time too, so I wanted to chat to someone whp went…
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Episode 144 - South East Asian Confederacy
What's with gross sex pests in South East Asia? Does the region make you that way or are gross people just attracted to warm places? We've got a South East Asian expert in to try and get to the bottom of it. Not sure if we do, but we do find out the most environmental place to urinate. Song: Tha...
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Episode 143 - I Finally See A Psychologist
I've got Shae from the Mental As Anyone podcast in to identify my genius and answer some brain questions. Really, it's a long time coming. Find Shae's podcast here: www.mentalasanyone.libsyn.com Song: Cosmo - Catatonic Death Trance
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Episode 142 - Skip Tracing with Justin Fleming
The hunter has become the hunter with former private investigator, Justin Fleming on Skruins this week to give me some stalking tips and how best to serve criminals. He also talks about his stint in porn, being a comedian hosting roast battles and hitting an Australian fast bowler in the groin....
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Episode 141 - The Future of Podcasting
Like. Share. Subscribe. Donate. Patreon. Serious comedy.Subsidise life. Like. Tell your friends. Storytime. Everyday genius. Batman. Heath Ledger. Original copy. Donate. Chip in. Every dollar counts. Give me. Share. Post. Retweet.
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Episode 140 - Subtle Hints of Jovi with Root Rat
Melbourne band, Root Rat are about to release a 7" with a Saturday residency at the Tote. To celebrate, they're twirling fire, eating massive wheels of cheese and getting the Skruins remix.
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Episode 139 - Jake Lloyd Jones and his Wonderful Telescreens
He was there for the infamous Chaser APEC stunt, helped make shows like The 7.30 Report and The New Inventors and now Jake Lloyd Jones climbs to the top of the media ladder by appearing on Skruins! For more info on Jake and his films go to: http://merjamedia.com.au/dir/ Song: Jess & Matt - Sydney...
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Episode 138 - LJ and Bean from The Dacios
Hobart brother and sister, LJ and Bean talk punch ups at shows, recording for a major label in the 90's, sleeping with a rat and they get blessed with a beautiful Skruins remix! Song: The Dacios - Exactness of Desire The Dacios 'Beyond The Bottom Hour' out now on Homeless Records....
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Episode 137 - Bacteria Sharing Idiots
The Microbiologist is back and answers all of my incredibly in-depth and socially relevant questions! Song: Mod Vigil - Bad Day
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Episode 136 - 365 Days with Zo Damage
Melbourne photographer, Zo Damage has spent the last 365 days photographing live bands. It's a feat worthy of the Guinness World Records and enough to make anyone feel lazy. We talk about the project, about photographing in general and I finally find someone who agrees with my poorly thought out...
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Episode 135 - Knocking on Skruins Heaven's Door
Good luck making any sense out of this.
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Episode 134 - A Sense of Impending Doom with Julian Wu
He's written for Rockwiz, had a BBQ sponsorship, played guitar for The Triffids, recorded Dirty Three and Primitive Calculators, plays guitar with Spiral Stairs from Pavement and is now a booker of the upcoming Australian tour for three Beijing bands; Carsick Cars, Birdstriking and White+. Coolac...
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Episode 133 - Former Nightclub Bouncer, Heath Lander
This week's guest, Heath Lander used to be a bouncer at a nightclub in Melbourne. On Skruins, he talks about the effects of having a gun pulled on hum by a disgruntled patron, writing his book 'The Bouncer' and about his pilates studio, White Dog Studio and why I should probably destroy my...
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Episode 132 - Scamming Points with Andy Dowling
Bass player for Lord, podcaster and fellow Velocity Points fanatic, Andy Dowling comes on Skruins to learn how to best utilise that new Commonwealth credit card deal. Pretty sure we talked about other things and I made him eat a gross jellybean, but mostly, it's solid finance and love advice.…
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Episode 131 - GCOTP in Crapital City: Bendigo
We take our New Zealand friend on a trip around regional Victorian city, Bendigo. Come along as we show him the many sights that Bendigo has to offer, like Club X, Diamond Lil's and a fish and chip shop!
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Episode 130 - Breaking Bodies
Dean used to break into homes for money with the cops permission and he talks about the time he saw a dead body. Chris used to play HTML based video games without the cops explicit permission. We've got the boys from The Podcast Formerly Known As in at Skruins HQ (aka Docklands). Song: The Tracy...
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Episode 129 - Beloved Elk
Tina and Amy from Melbourne band, Beloved Elk are on Skruins to talk about building sheds, reaching Pozible targets, after school television; but mostly to hear my amazing remix.
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Episode 128 - Zen at Work
Fresh from a huge hike through the mountains of Japan, Melon F*ckhead and her torrent subbing husband, Flo Bro are in to tell us about spiders with transparent legs, pit vipers and getting naked. Also, I whole heartedly apologies for the rap played on the episode. I'd been awake for 24 hours…
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Episode 127 - Skruins Heaven
In this week's episode, we find out what happened to Ballzachary after Financial brah put a bullet in his head for pretending to kidnap Dan from Cairns.
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Episode 126 - The Larry Gomes of Christmas Episodes
Merry Christmas, everyone! May you receive your own Ja Ja Binks Laden as you gather the family around the TV for some epic Mario Kart Battles. Song: Corey Taylor - XM@$
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Episode 125 - Financial Debates. Round 2.
Financial wizard, Russel Shaw begged to get another round with Financial Brah. This time, we wanted to chat about stocks. But not before I quiz him about the financial benefits of shopping at Aldi. Song: Waxhead - Opinions Find Russel Shaw at Acceptance Finance - a great team who gets the Skruins...
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Episode 124 - Grandma's A Prostitute
Melanoma Man is now a plumber. Adelaide is the only place in the world where iced coffee outsells Coca Cola. One of us is always on a payphone. It's Skruins. You know what to expect. Now take those expectations and lower them.
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Episode 123 - Cockroach Buggerers
Cold Hard Fact: We grew up in Bendigo, and we had access to a whole lot of amazingly interesting people. Probably none more than our guest this week. His ability to make up bizarre games, get himself into bizarre situations and remember bizarre facts are legendary. So, we hope to share a few of...
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Episode 122 - Big J Is Not A Secret Girl Lover
Step inside the mind of a 7 year old as he gives the best enemy list we've ever had and dishes the dirt on Charlie, the secret girl lover. Song: Buried With The Rest - Cut Me Open
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Episode 121 - Talking Tetris with Rui Pereira
A guest who can attest to my Tetris prowess, we've got Rui Pereira on Skruins this week. Former guitarist of The Drones and now in Pale Heads, he shares some amazing road stories in between inventing the rock mop and carrying an explosive phone. A great dude that we'll definitely be returning to...
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Episode 120 - Breaking the Mum Code with Caili Christian
Unprotected sex can lead to many things; rashes, itches, discharge but it can also lead to the Mum Code. A sacred bond between Mothers around the world. What is the Mum Code? Stand up comic, Caili Christian told me but I forget so if you're desperate to know, have a listen to this week's #blessed...
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Episode 119 - Aaron Osborne (I Exist / Oblivious Maximus)
Aaron Osborne and I are pretty much twins, in the same way that Danny Devito and Arnold Schwarzenegger are twins. I'm probably more Arnie in this analogy because I'm so buff and I like riding a bike without a helmet. Listen in disgust as we tap into our nu-metal roots, share our experiences at…
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Episode 118 - Financial Brah vs Financial Man, Russel Shaw
Finally been able to get someone on who can rival Financial Brah for sound economic advice. Russel Shaw from Acceptance Finance is on Skruins this week to go head to head with Financial Brah. Russel has been the treasurer of a bank, mortgage and finance broker and economics lecturer as well as...
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Episode 117 - Tom Lyngcoln (The Nation Blue)
Tom Lyngcoln plays in The Nation Blue, Harmony and Pale Heads and has lived an amazing life, growing up in Tasmania, touring South America, supporting the Foo Fighters on an arena tour, hanging out with Lemmy but we don't let him tell any of those stories. Instead, we want to hear about his early...
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Episode 116 - Rancid Love with Caili Christian
Caili Christian has worked at two of Australia's biggest empires, a huge casino and Dracula's Theatre Restaurant. She also ran a bar in Nauru and does stand up. 10 out of 10 episode, as graded by the guy who creates and uploads the podcasts. Song: The Shabbab – We Keep Coming
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Episode 115 - The Melanoma Man and Dr Diabetes
I may have you believe that I learnt all my life skills and theory making abilities on the streets, but I'm a disgusting liar. I actually learnt everything I know at university. So, in honour of that fact, I've got Dr. Diabetes in, a guy I met in university so we can reminiscence about the hazy,...
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Episode 114 - Your Dad's Got a Dick – The Intellectual Debates
We're ditching an hour of bullshit in favour of a more civilised and highbrow style of podcasting. This week, we've got a lawyer, a microbiologist and my good self, a master of incredible theories and snorkeling and we're tackling the big issues. Welcome to the thinking person's podcast. Your…
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Episode 113 - Biker Chris from Mars
We've got a King of the Doofs this week! Comedian and host of The Podcast Formerly Known As swings by Docklands to get berated about owning a Harley. On behalf of everyone who has ever been deafened by someone on a motorbike, I ask him to explain himself. Then we start talking about if sharks can...
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Episode 112 - Kid Rock Napped
Every week I give you theories. Not the theories you want, but the theories you deserve. Theories that come from a real want to make society a better place. Then I invite close friends in to tear those theories apart and shit on my dreams. Song: Braille Face - Glow
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Episode 111 - The Fangist Returns
She's famous for being able to insert 'fang' into any song and we're stoked to have her back on the podcast with her husband, Flo Bro. That's right, Skruins tragics, Melon Fuckhead is back to fang it up. They talk about the benefits of eloping, how to entertain yourself with a sleeping bag and...
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Episode 110 - Sarah Mary Chadwick and Steph from Summer Flake
Regardless of the idiotic shit I say week after week, this podcast, if nothing else, is proof that I know some amazingly awesome people. Sarah Mary Chadwick and Stephanie Crase from Summer Flake are on Skruins this week on what I honestly think is one of the best episodes we've ever done.
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Episode 109 - Josh Wade
One for the cunnys on Skruins this week as we've got comedian, Josh Wade and friend King Carrot on this week's episode to explain what it takes to get kicked out of a comedy show, how Josh became a viral video star, American fashion and an eventful night in Bendigo. If you're in Melbourne, grab...
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Episode 108 - Witch Hats versus A Stagnant Lemon Tree
This one is heavily edited because we got filthy drunk and recorded a lot of unusable stuff. Which is saying something considering we released Drunk Caddy and the Christmas episode. But, to ying out that yang, there's actually quite a lot of good stuff here, especially if you want to hear a bit...
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Episode 107 - Witch Hats
Melbourne band, Witch Hats are launching their brand new album, Deliverance this month with shows at The Tote (Aug 27th), The Red Rattler (Aug 19th), Trainspotters (Aug 20th) and The Bridge Hotel (Aug 12th). So we don't really talk about that. We decide there are far more pressing issues, can't...
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Episode 106 - The Australian Lyfe: Dan from Cairns
Learn a bit more about Dan from Cairns' incredible, heart wrenching story. Proudly brought to you by geocities.com/postoffice.html
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Episode 105 - Mouldy Slink Pushes Me Down The Hoobee Toobie.
When you're roaming around the sewers of Melbourne, you don't often expect to bump in to old high school friends, so I was very surprised to see the Mouldy Slink in amongst the syringes and fecal matter. This episode is more fun than a gun pig's backyard funeral but nowhere near as much fun as...
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Episode 104 - Gull Wars
The Land Gulls and Sea Gulls are currently involved in a vicious civil war and somehow we got stuck in the middle of it. We're currently hiding in this cave somewhere at the edge of the Pacific Ocean. Don't bother sending help. It's kinda comfy and I've got Emerald and our resident Army expert,...
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Episode 103 - Real Estate Inspirational Ideas and Conversations Conference
Recently, the Real Estate Inspirational Ideas and Conversations Conference just down the road from my house. I actually risked life and limb sneaking my recorder in there to get this audio. There was an insane amount of dudes there with slicked back hair and navy blue suits swapping business…
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Episode 102 - The Greatest Golfer in Life
Fresh from recent stints at the PGA Championships, Masters and the U.S Open, we are very proud to have The Greatest Golfer in Life on this week's Skruins podcast. With his caddy, Toothless Tony, TGGIL tells all about his controversial sword strategy during a recent Drunk Caddy tournament. Plus…
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Episode 101 - After Party at the Old Bar
We've taken you out for a fancy dinner with a microbiologist, we've invited you to our 100th birthday bash and now let's have a nightcap at Melbourne's iconic live music bar, The Old Bar. Lucky one of the owners, Joel Morrison is here to show us around! I wonder what financial advice he will…
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