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Slam City
by Slam City
The World's First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast
Episodes
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Compare 2 Things
Gemini Jackson and Arthur Dood playtest the card game Compare 2 Things. Slam City 379 / IBR379 [20251224-RUFFMXX]Recorded 2025-09-18 at DJE Studio in The Beaded Curtain DistrictProducer: Arthur Dood
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Episode 307: Hey Don, It’s Summer Again
The Boys of Summer, Don Henley, The Ataris, pencils, FMK, EPs, Casa Bonita, blink-182 plane crash versus cancer, funeral service for broken record player needles, apartments with no bath or shower, sickle versus umbrella, plus after show bonus audio. Double X Quantimino Do The Math: Did Don…
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Episode 306: Broheed
Coheed and Cambria albums ranked by The Burrito Bandito in response to The Hard Times article, finger d¡ck or d¡ck hand?, Mein Cumpf, cassettes, The Presidents, One hundred ten percent, Burrito’s Nippon Newz Double X Quantimino Let’s taco bout it – Every Coheed and Cambria Album Ranked article by...
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Episode 305: Test Our Gangster
Sneaky link, Zoot Suit Riot, walking around barefooted, Covenant Eyes, Frederick’s of Hollywood, Nick Cannon, 50 Cent, Wheel of Fortune, plane door, gross model, kidney stone, beer keys, a million pennies, 5 million yen, air for sale, tiny newspapers, samurai assassination plot Double X…
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Episode 322: Stay King, Drenched, Grease Artifacts, Measured in Meatspins, Closest Without Going Over
Pre-show UBI, universal healthcare Brian put a timestamp so this is why you have it now instead of six months from now New year’s resolutions Amazon aquarium accessories Noah K Double X Quantimino In your prime could you have done it? – Since 1948, the 72-ounce Top Sirloin Dinner has been served...
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Episode 304: Toss The Sauce
Carnevil, The House of the Dead, Etsy, milk glass, laundry frequency, finger lickin’ good, high flying birds and fearless flying frogs, motorcycle ride with one helmet, 23 cents, Lemon Party, neighbor sues over medical weed smell, drunk duck fights dog, three men and a giant inflatable duck,...
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Episode 303: Stranded on La Isla Surrounded by Celebrity Buttwater
Celebrity butt water, sock shoe, caramel, three fingers in the honeycomb, one comic book, Walmart version of Margot Robbie, car flies Dukes of Hazzard style, guillotine, Duck Hunt, eunuch maker’s frozen leg, Saitama thugs, calling police 2,060 times in 9 days, condombassador Double X Quantimino...
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Episode 302: Broken Palindrome
Tacos fall apart, that double space, The Taming of the Shrew, throwing out undies, $19 smash burger, movie soundtracks, Bomb Queen, Brazilian steakhouse, hiding in a store after close, seals stick eels up nose, tipping culture, Hot Pocket shooting, Plymouth Hoe palm trees, plastic egg tarts,...
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Episode 301: Polysyllabic Immaturity
Weapons for The Purge, vuvuzelas, poker, lima beans, Honey Buns, $70 safety razor, Newz, one million bees, toe sucking, Martha Stewart, Boot Girls, BNN, precious metal fillings, candy from Grave of the Fireflies, Krispy Kreme doughnut burger Double X Quantimino Weapons of choice during The Purge...
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Episode 300: Flat Circle Omakase Symphony
Wrestling entrance songs, NDAs, time is an illusion / social construct / flat circle, the bar scene, boys and girls’ bikes, mermaid statue, drugs shipped to restaurant, $120K banana, penis surgery gone wrong, orgasm heard at LA Philharmonic concert, fish semen on the sushi menu, Betty at 92’s…
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Episode 299: Rawr is my OwO | Chasing El Dorado | The Heat in the Meat | Stillborns Stay Born | Through Thiccc and Thin
Walnutmilk, Mylk, Mxlk, Rawr, OwO/UwU, 3½-hour long movie or live music performance, Avril, JTT, Utopia, Prions, How much until you have to let your pet go?, Jersey Mike’s charity contribution to Boners for Algernon, overthinking, Desiigner, penis for sale, claw machine, cooked bats, stillborn,...
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Episode 298: The Confidence Intervals of Pickled Innkeeper Worms
A paper coffee cup, George Foreman Grill, human burgers, Make-A-Wish wishes, sugar AIDS, throwing stacks of $100 bills out a car window, meta analysis, raw water, two million dimes, hit man names, epoxy condom, gyoza king, asking to jerk off in a convenience store bathroom, cat fur bed sheets...
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Episode 297: Mascara Runs
Vinyl record grooves, The Flaccid and the Furious, horny goat weed, White Van Scam, ranch sauce, your wife has been kidnapped, Caesar salad, your AI existence, alcoholic dog now sober, offensive shirt at Walmart, Resident Evil 4 upskirt, 18,000 cows, cocaine hippo hit by SUV, Apple store robbed,...
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Episode 296: IDDQD
X-Men intimacy, John Stamos gets crowned, a Friends smashup, eat a McGlizzy, where to find grapefruit gelatin, mustaches, Batgirl, what pandemic?, the Blue October Girl archetype, losing 30 lb eating McDonald’s, Luby’s Hamber Alert, a teenager pretends to be a physician’s assistant to access a...
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Episode 295: Charm School
The Mayor Pro Tem Boston Cream Cake story is retold. A customized aroma collection for Slam City is workshopped. Motor vehicle operators must now be able to also properly operate a bicycle. A mother’s daughter asks for $4 to pay for a classmate’s field trip fee, but Mom says no. Cassettes are...
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Episode 294: Tabitha, Chivalry, and the Scientific Method
The scientific method, buying tickets, first movie on a date at home, $3 for cheese on a burger, chivalry was killed, teledildonics, Crispr baby, stop Rickrolling, The Big Nasty, Newz, Ninja Bear, trains, and raincoats. Pre-game: The Scientific Method Double X Quantimino Buying tickets then and…
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Episode 293: Waco My Aeroplane, Bok Choy For Some Box Joy, Operation Opportunity Avril
Electric lawnmowers, mind control, free delivery isn’t free, Weezer gave Pikus speakers, bok choy for some box joy, HEB, Nickelback, boneless wyngz, $432K worth of crab, sister city scam, $40k worth of calculators, Raw Dawgs, corn syrup train derails, melon taste, rear train cars, flush your...
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Episode 292: Jaunty Papaya Orange
Burrito’s new camera, yeast, socmed feeds, tech shabbat, wife beaters, Clam City, nacho cheese, location data, size Z prosthetic breasts, Funkos, chokehold, Genshin Impact, zombie virus, fake Jordan cards, and Burrito’s Nippon Newz. Double X Quantimino Hypothetical Meta Analysis – Burrito is…
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Episode 291: King Nerd Pudding Hounds with Hubris
A $17 cookie, blink-182’s Apple Shampoo lyrics, Liver Guy, bull semen, magazine covers, feeding a family on a $3k/week salary, Roget’s Thesaurus, dental hygienists, blackout rage gallons, free lunches, Walmart versus Target, Never Have I Ever, accidental incest, a 2,000-year-old sex toy, a 1998...
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Episode 290: Custard (feat. Jeremiah Ukponrefe)
Author and comedian Jeremiah Ukponrefe visits Slam City. Double X QuantiminoIn this context, what’s your definition of “anything”?: “I’ve been charged with 13 felonies in my life and only convicted of 5. So in my mind, I can get away with anything.”Arthur the Arbiter – Himalayan pink saltTaking...
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Episode 289: Cute Guys Don’t Tip Open Source Monsters Fighting Nazis
The Burrito Bandito goes deep about DCU, hypothetically your mom on OnlyFans, how many times you can wear clothes without washing, hit and run, micro-stress, Frito pies, Newz, BNN, and the Take Notes after party. Double X Quantimino DC characters that The Burrito Bandito really wants to see in…
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Episode 288: Waxing Gibbons
Lasagna hogs, tuna, MeToo’d, tipping robots, a re-enactment at a gas station, Kadabra, LVTOFU, woodcocks, condom-wrapped banana extraction, $295K for a testicle, quolls, $1.5M in stolen chicken wings, fast food Newz, a wearable beanbag, real-time shade info, Ice Whopper, and Yakuza-theme love…
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Episode 287: Infinity Monkeys
Experiencing music, ChatGPT, an infinite amount of monkeys, Spectrum, time machine, okay, bathing with bottled water, butt bumping on Wheel, Pokemon Yellow, a hot triple amputee model, Amouranth, toilet-shaped plants, Viagra, skipping commercials, the world’s greatest stereo system, stolen Rolex,...
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Episode 286: Rabbit Season
Midnight snacks, palindromes, 27 years at Burger King, Get 1 Free deals, 400 pushups, pay yourself first, Papa Johns, Evo Moment #37, Corn Flakes, ramen’s history, Newz, BNN, and maybe more than most podcast listeners can handle. Double X Quantimino Midnight snacks Palindromes Working at Burger...
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Episode 285: The Pursuit of Greasiness
Clams, Clam Aiken, lines, tipping, Deftones, flood, Godzilla, cheddar cheese, Napoleon Bonaparte, used sweaters, haggling at Goodwill, dumb phones, the purple dot, cheesy pizza, Spider-Man #14 Angry Girlfriend Variant, Hello Fresh, pigeons with backpacks, jzz cupcakes, Asahi Beer image girls…
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Episode 284: We’re Going To A Party
Gemini, Brian, and Arthur discuss beefy farts, jzzn blood, meeting their 15-year-old selves, a lifetime of loadz, toothpicks, hyperemployment, power napping, fortune cookies, and odd news. Bring a change of clothes. Double X Quantimino Yuh boyz chuckle about fartz – Ref: haven’t had beef in a…
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Episode 283: Cartesian Others
Gemini, Brian, and Arthur discuss traffic, sheets, Ramones, Elizabeth Holmes, panhandlers, a $10 breakfast, weighted blankets, Tevin and Kevin, brain-altering parasites, a $1,000 tip, imported sex dolls, and more odd news. Double X Quantimino You are the law. If you had the superpowers to enforce...
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Episode 282: Mercury Lacks Moons
Gemini, Burrito, and Arthur play a round of Guestimation Unknown then discuss littering, Janeane Garofalo, an 80-hour workweek, wi-fi passwords, grocery prices, Newz, groin itch treatment, and double French toast. Double X Quantimino Guestimation Unknown: Huy Fong Sriracha Arthur almost littered...
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Episode 281: Full Lizard feat. Jonathan the Tortoise
Gemini, Burrito, Brian, and Arthur drop some conversation and chuckles about massage therapy, rifle cleaning, hirsutism, ill-equipped restrooms, escaping a time loop, Ketchup Karen, Jonathan the Tortoise, funny T-shirt ideas, train rides, more odd news, and The Three Rules. Double X Quantimino...
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Episode 280: Under The Influence of Brisket and Pasghetti
Gemini, Brian, Burrito, and Arthur discuss maid cafés, bot bigotry, a busy intersection, “Self Esteem” by The Offspring, tipping, ordering at Starbucks, odds news, and Nippon news. Double X Quantimino Slam City Maid Café Menu & Daily Specials Bot bigotry Dr Smahtman explains a cognitive psych…
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Episode 279: Skipping Rocks
Gemini Jackson, Brian McFly, The Burrito Bandito, and Arthur Dood share an hour of conversation and laughter covering assorted topics for your listening pleasure. Bring a change of clothes. Double X Quantimino Hypothetical Meta-Analysis – Daddy Juice Energy scored us a ticket to an Anna Delvey...
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Episode 278: Sliding Up Camelz
Somewhere in the Quantimino, a Limp Bizkit album, an Olsen Twins Countdown Clock, and an hour’s worth of other miscellany become part of an amusing conversation with four intergalactic boba runners. Double X Quantimino Juicy Fruit Quoted wait times / 6 to 8 weeks Guestimation Unknown – Art brings…
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Episode 277: The Dogga Collection, Hot Takes, and Pontifications Under Duress
A glitch in the Quantimino caused the DXQ session for this episode to not be captured on the audio recording device. Instead of our usual amazing banter, we start you off with a continuation of the Booba Gettz story dreamed up by ChatGPT and read by a human. Then, we put together an encore...
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Episode 276: Forget The Lmnz
Escape with your part-time friends Gemini, Brian, Burrito, and Arthur as they discuss “pumping”, a parking lot staredown, calling dibs at a long pig feast, downloading music, a mystery lottery winner, harem anime, odd news, Nippon news, and what The Burrito Bandito had for lunch. Double X...
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Episode 275: Northeast Glisan Street
On a relaxing October morning, Gemini, Brian, Burrito, and Arthur, with their special guests Kit and Ignacio, recorded this episode of Slam City with their phones in an Airbnb near Northeast Glisan Street in Portland, Oregon. You’re a fly on the wall. Double X Quantimino Throwback music The Slam...
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Episode 274: Boys Only Presents PILLOW FORT!!
After your pillow fort is built, grab your best pair of headphones and tune in to The World’s First Quantimino Powered Podcast™. Double X Quantimino Your bidding wars Avril Lavigne – Pop punk’s princess? Or pop punk’s queen? Arthur the Arbiter – Everyone is ten cents away from not going to Sonic....
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Episode 273: Yelling Fire in a Crowded Theater
Your favorite chuckleheads clown around for your listening pleasure. Double X Quantimino Hypothetical Meta Analysis – The Vanna White biopic Guestimation Unknown – Arthur asks the gang to guess how many listeners per month this artist gets on Spotify. Arthur the Arbiter – Cactus Plant Flea Market…
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Episode 272: Your Bag Is Dragging on the Floor, Dolores
Enjoy a conversation between four scholarly gentlemen that might make you think, laugh, and/or cry. Double X Quantimino Irreplaceable Nostalgia – The Price Is Right Crip walk Guestimation Unknown – Art brings a trivial stat, then your star players guess how many Human trafficking in the marijuana...
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Episode 271: The Long Game
Hang out for a fun conversation with your four favorite cohosts, Gemini Jackson, Brian McFly, The Burrito Bandito, and Arthur Dood. Double X Quantimino Burrito ducks the law at the comic book shop Irreplaceable Nostalgia – Batman: The Animated Series turned 30 Arthur went to a Kohl’s that’s…
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Episode 270: Eat Raw Porcupine and Practice Mindfulness
Discover your next favorite podcast that will always be The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast. Double X Quantimino Eating raw meat People who don’t eat flesh Leonardo DiCaprio’s flame Maria Beregova, 22, spotted lingerie shopping The Other Actors – movies that revolve around one actor but...
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Episode 269: Grab Your Goggles
Join Gemini, Brian, Burrito, and Arthur for a long conversation covering assorted topics about life, odd news, and what they had for lunch. Double X Quantimino The Burrito Bandito moved into a new glory hole Irreplaceable nostalgia Holding parking spots “We didn’t have coffee.” Is Leonardo…
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Episode 268: The Thin Greasy Line Betwixt Civilization and Chaos
Welcome, welcome, ladies, gentlemen, and of course, you scholars. Your fearless and greasy host Gemini Jackson, model of the millennium Brian McFly, and resident hyena Arthur Dood bring you another thought-provoking episode of The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast. Double X Quantimino…
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Episode 267: Echoes From An Uncanny Valley
A deep but humorous discussion between alleged humanoids about observations and experiences in the macrocosm. Is this sentient AI or just some funny people trying to make you chuckle? Double X Quantimino Brainstorm: Brian’s one-hour comedy special announcer intro Wrestler names Finishing touches...
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Episode 266: Charismatic Megafauna
From the greasiest fellows that your parents may have warned you about: time dilation, a mysterious SD card, cheesy pizza, SPMD, a wing bar’s feeble attempt for socmed promo, Brian’s Animal Corner, jet packs, Axe body spray, anti-tipping, cashing million-dollar checks, more odd news, and Luntch....
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Episode 265: Panic Mixie Dream Boats
Manic pixie dream boats young and old, stuff your ear holes with a mixtape from Felonious Cheeseburger. Double X Quantimino One of Mike’s Minions called Arthur “boss” Is Jersey Mike’s sandwiches really “a sub above”? Brian McFly is not a manic pixie dream boy boat. Idris won’t be the next 007.…
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Episode 264: Goblin Mode Supplemental
Goblins young and old, stuff your ear holes with this. Double X Quantimino Racks Paul McCartney died in 1966? Strip mall blues Mushrooms Where we at with groceries? Meeting your doppelganger Keeping your phone clean This Is The Newz Man faces deportation after being caught masturbating in his car...
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Episode 263: Cantina Taco Satellite, Plunger Duck Theory, Luntch
Brutally honest and humorous, just the show that you’ve been looking forward to all week. Double X Quantimino Locus of Control – A mildly disappointing Taco Bell experience earlier this week that stung long enough to be DXQ’d So bad it’s good. But if it was good, it wouldn’t be as good (e.g....
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Episode 262: How To Decorate Flowers (By Plastic) or Play It Loud, White Tiger
From tip to taint, Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table tape this work of Art at the Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District to bring you the best conversation topics, news commentary, and laughs from your side of the Quantimino™. Bring a change of clothes. Double X Quantimino Brian...
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Episode 261: Locusts of Ctrl
From tip to taint, Slam City covers the happenings of dudes in a booth, odd news, lunch, and learning new things. Recorded at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District, your all-time favorite part-time friends bring you a triple uranium podcast designed to help you unwind. Double X...
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Episode 260: Nuclear Winter (Prequel to The Tipping Point), Tempura Cigarettes, Put Down the Box Cutter, Johnny’s 9-Hour Samurai
Gemini, Burrito, and Arthur discuss tipping, hot dog buns, the window-cracking myth, Lofi Girl, Burger King, Taco Bell, remote work, being stalked by a fan, and then some. Brian calls in during BNN while he waits for his turn on the stand-up comedy stage. Double X Quantimino Tipping Point Bun...
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