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Slaphappy Movie Time

by Slaphappy Movie Time

Slaphappy Movie Time is here to poorly describe movies to you, we are not reviewers. We are here to show you a good time. Comedy laid over a very rough "plot synopsis" of whatever we are watching. We give you a summary packed with slaphappy entertainment.

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Episodes

  1. Chronicles Of Riddick (2004)

    Vin D is really hard to take seriously. If you are deep in the Riddick Lore this will be a painful experience for you. Karl Urban is a treasure.

  2. Flash Gordon (1980)

    Wow did a lot of stuff happen in this movie. Enjoy the savior of the universe, the ultimate himbo, Flash Gordon.

  3. Beastmaster (1982)

    Another gem from our favorite decade of movies. The Beastmaster himself doesn't do a lot of heavy lifting. Rip Torn sacrifices a lot of children. Robjob becomes a captain, while Hern praises the merits of the ferrets.

  4. Fatman (2020)

    The Christmas Special and our new favorite Christmas movie. Mel Gibson is gritty Santa. His government contract isn't shaping up. Not even making this up.

  5. The Witches (1990)

    Our Halloween special in December. A boy gets turned into a mouse by a witch. His grandmother is missing her finger. Join us for Witchcast.

  6. Real Steel (2011)

    An emotional movie about Rock'Em Sock'Em Robots. See Wolverine as a dead beat dad.

  7. Priest (2011)

    Scored high on the train scale. The future is almost as grim as the hero in this one.

  8. Sorceress (1982)

    Sorceress is truly a stunning. A great example of that jank 80s movies always seem to encompass. Can't stop the drums my dude.

  9. Gods of Egypt

    Gerard Butler is a dick. Witty banter will not save Egypt. Hern breaks down the budget of the film with his sick math skills.

  10. Turbo Kid

    Getting friend-zoned by robots in the wasteland with an Australian cowboy and Dick Cheney.

  11. Star Wars, LOL NVM it's KRAMPUS

    We review Star Wars. NOT. We don't review Star Wars at all. Instead, the real story is Krampus.

  12. Wolfcop

    TURNS OUT BEING A WOLF AND A COP IS HARDER THAN IT SEEEEEEEEEMS.

  13. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2

    The trials and tribulations that come with being a self aware turtle in the throws of their teenage years are tough to deal with. Wish there was a gritty remake of this movie.

  14. Total Recall

    Arnie looks confused, the movie.

  15. I, Frankenstein

    LEAGUE OF GARGOYLES, demons, The corpse of Aaron Eckhart, and some observations about the hobbit.

  16. Machete Kills

    Machete Kills. A lot. An exciting podcast. Space dictators and their ideals.

  17. Hellboy (A Ron Perlman Biography)

    Tones and Hern Detail the life of Ron Perlman. Space hell and why skeletons are good friends.

  18. Hansel And Gretel Witch Hunters

    Tones and Hern bring you Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters, Ron Trollman and diabetes.

  19. Dragonfyre

    Tones and Hern watch Dragonfyre. Orcs vs dragons. Blind Indians and hidden plots.

  20. Dredd

    Tones and Hern blast through Dredd. A man with strong ideals in a dark future trying to snuff out a drug Hern's mother created.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Slaphappy Movie Time is here to poorly describe movies to you, we are not reviewers. We are here to show you a good time. Comedy laid over a very rough "plot synopsis" of whatever we are watching. We give you a summary packed with slaphappy entertainment.

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Slaphappy Movie Time is here to poorly describe movies to you, we are not reviewers. We are here to show you a good time. Comedy laid over a very rough "plot synopsis" of whatever we are watching. We give you a summary packed with slaphappy entertainment.

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