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Slaughterhouse Princess
by Slaughterhouse Princess
Three guys who like horror movies and decided to record themselves talking about them. While drinking most of the time.
Episodes
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Blue Velvet
The word "fuck" is used 56 times in this movie. Just thought you should know.
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Eraserhead
No matter how many times I see this, I always forget why it's called Eraserhead and then it shows me and I'm like oh yeah.
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The Jester 2
Look, I'm going to level with you, this is doing nothing for the general opinion that magicians are not cool.
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The Jester
I just wanted to apologize for not coming up with the word "mimesploitation" to describe Art the Clown knock offs during recording. It was an oversight on my part.
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Prey (2022)
Look, I'm not trying to get sidetracked, but I just found out about Prey from 1977 and I thought you guys should know. A deadly shape-shifting alien infiltrates a country house occupied by two lesbians, and proceeds to study their behavior, for a sinister purpose.
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Obsession
This is exactly why you never go to some Whole Foods looking witch store, poor customer service. Support your local witches instead.
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Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die
What did that guy mean that this is a greeting anyway? What possible scenario could lead to that being accepted as a greeting by anyone?
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Trick r Treat
Although it premiered at the Butt-Numb-A-Thon on December 9, 2007, it was released on DVD on October 6, 2009
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Dark Match
Get ready for Chris Jericho in the role he was born to play, a charismatic wrestler who's a cult leader. Well, a wrestler who's a cult leader.
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Another Wolfcop
Don't let the name fool you it's not another Wolfcop, it's actually the very same Wolfcop. We tried to not let this clear error cloud our judgement.
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Wolfcop
While it is indeed about a Wolfcop, it is so much more, and less, than that.
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Spree
It has Steve from Stranger Things in it. I only worded it like that for SEO purposes like a professional.
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Oddity
Have you ever seen something in a movie that really changed you on a fundamental level? So have I and it's something I like to call the indoor tent. It's the height of luxury.
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Mummy Shark
Mum-May has gone away but not before this epic adventure courtesy of Tubi.
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The Mummy (2017)
It's the Tom Cruise one. You know, the Meyetosis one. What else do you need to know really?
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The Mummy (1999)
I had no idea that The Mummy needed to have so many action scenes but here we are, I guess.
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The Mummy (1958)
Good Idea: Put Christopher Lee in your movie Bad Idea: Give him 3 lines and cover his face 99% of the time
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The Mummy (1932)
Wait, what did that curse they were talking about do?
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Aquaslash
Now hear me out, what if the summer camp was a waterpark?
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Sundown: The Vampire in Retreat
I mean it's pretty clear from the title what to expect from this movie.
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Mikey
You know, I'm starting to think that there could be something wrong with this kid.
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Ravenous
Look, it's been a long day so if anybody asks just say how witty this description was.
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Timberfall Massacre
We hope you like last minute changes to the movie we watched because that's what we did. Sometimes you just have to follow your forest heart.
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Freaky
Freaky is asking the age-old question: What if you were Freaky Friday-ed but with a serial killer?
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Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
If anything, them meeting Frankenstein's Monster has almost nothing to do with the plot. But to be fair, almost everything has almost nothing to do with the plot.
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Iron Sky: The Coming Race
I watched this entire movie and I don't remember any races happening. Not a single one.
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Iron Sky
We heard you loud and clear and because you demanded it, more Moon based films! You're welcome.
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Shark Side Of The Moon
We bring on our resident Shark enthusiast Lady Sadie von Classy Shark this week to help fact check this movie. She said no a lot.
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Camp Blood 5
Sometimes I think letting The Horse request movies might have been a mistake.
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Hotel Artemis
I stayed at a place like this once. Well, it was actually an Econo Lodge, but several people did die there while I was staying there.
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Final Destination: Bloodlines
We can now finally say we have seen all of the Final Destination movies to random people we see in various lines. Huzzah!
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Final Destination 5
Let's tear into another heaping helping of Final Destination. Oh, looks like it's in 3D. Again. Yuck
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The Final Destination
It's Final Destination again. Just more Final Destination with a worse title.
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Final Destination 3
Is "Final Destination 3" based on a book? Listen on and find out.
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Final Destination 2
Final Destination returns with 1.5 times the Final and about 7% less Destinations than before.
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Final Destination
From its humble beginnings all the way to Bud Limes, we are going to watch every Final Destination movie.
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The Rock
This is exactly why you send in a biochemist and a senior citizen into a prison full of highly trained Marines to stop their terrorist plot.
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8mm (1999)
Rated R for strong perverse sexuality and violence, and for strong language in case you were on the fence about watching this.
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Con Air
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Snake Eyes
"You got nothing, kiddo. Snake eyes. The house wins." - Commander Kevin Dunne
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His House
Nothing like a good old-fashioned movie that feels like you should watch it without knowing anything about it being featured on a podcast telling you things about that same movie.
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Abruptio
Well, you see there's these puppets, right? Kinda like puppets but they also look like people in suits also. But sometimes I'm pretty sure it IS people in suits, but I can't decide if that's a stylistic choice or a budgetary one.
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Rockula
Paradoxically, this movie is exactly what it sounds like and not at all what you were thinking at the same time.
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Heart Eyes
We're back to our regularly scheduled programming with some kind of rom com slasher comedy hybrid. Is this a good mashup like Reese's cups or a bad one Nuts and Gum?
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Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland
Ani-May is over, finally. What better way to celebrate than with the Applebee's of anime, Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland!
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Erased
Today we’re talking about “Erased.” Or, as I like to call it, “How to Solve a Murder by Failing Fifth Grade Twice.”
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Afro Samurai
Just between whoever reads this and me, I wish I had a giant ass teddy bear mask helmet thing, just for fun.
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Darkside Blues
This week, we watched Darkside Blues, a dystopian cyberpunk anime from 1994 that asks the important question: "What if a gothic vampire wizard man saved the revolutionaries from a corporate dystopia?"
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Another
Middle school in Japan sure seems like a hell of a place. Like the US but with less guns and more vengeful spirits. Same amount of death, though.
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Blood: The Last Vampire
So, in case you were wondering there isn't a problem with the recording it's just AI being bad at what it does.
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