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Slow Pitch

The audacious Nicky Savs spends a baseball season attempting to turn Pat Sirois (Host of Lie, Cheat, and Steal Podcast, "Comedian Falls in Hole" USAToday fame) into a devoted baseball fan through evergreen baseball stories and assigning Pat an MLB team to stan.

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    Score Keeping

    We have a guest this week, and she learns ball like a GIRL!. Ashley Sharma joins the studio this week, while Pat is out of town, to learn scorekeeping for baseball. Ashley has experience keeping hand score for basketball games, so she takes a crack at accounting the stats and at bats to pass the time for the great pastime. Ashley starts the show off just like most women who attend a baseball game with Nick, looking for an out beyond the score card, but as the show goes on she learns that her best plan of escape to keep it 400. Listen to find out what any of this means!Don't forget to follow on Spotify. Like. Subscribe. And tell Sharma you loved her appearance on the show because without her, you wouldn't have started listening to this podcast in the first place!

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    Short Stop Believing!

    Slow Pitch is moving to Tuesday episode release. We have started a contract with Dated Vintage Media LLC where we are contractually obligated to release our episodes on Tuesdays just like when movies and CDs would drop. If you, our valued listener, was unprepared for the new episode to drop on a Tuesday, don't worry, 10 minutes into the podcast you will feel at ease to know that the show was just as unprepared to record as the fans are to listen. This week, we discuss the most important position between the infield and the outfield, the shortstop. Pat quickly understands the position the moment he learns that all his childhood crushes have hooked up with MLB's best shortstops. This week was another lesson for Nicky that best way to teach someone about baseball is to not actually talk about baseball when explaining baseball. Like, subscribe, follow, spread the word, and most importantly, remind your partner how they make you feel.Instagram: @slowpitchpod

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    Hot Corner!

    Keep on your toes this week, as Pat has his reflexes tested on his weekly Brewers quiz as he learns the ins and out and typical function of the third baseman. It's the middle man position, and there's no doubt this is a podcast cast ran by the middling.We also give Pat a quick breakdown of the MLB playoff picture for 2026, and remind him just how unnerving he should be feeling while his Beer Boys are leading the MLB with the best record. Follow us on instagram @slowpitchpod. Tell all your friends. Suggest the podcast on a bar napkin to the person sitting next to you. They may think you're hitting on them, but imagine the relief when they discover you were just eavesdropping and you thought they might enjoy listening to Nicky pause for thought and Peezy laugh like a king.

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    Position Number 4

    WARNING! some material may be inappropriate for my mom.This week on Slow Pitch Pat learns about the second base position. As Pat learns about the second base position, he begins to widen his perspective and visualizes the field of baseball to the greater Austin area, and it's safe to say, Pat is beginning to understand baseball! We also check in on Pat's Brewers fandom after they had an encouraging series performance against the public foe, LA Dodgers, in LA. Does Pat realize this? Before this week's lesson, Nicky discusses the record home run performance set on 8/15, by rookie Joshua Baez. He dissects the rareness of this feat, and halfway through, Pat finally starts listening!Speaking of listening, listen to the full episode. follow us on Spotify. Like, rate, subscribe, and make us the best audio only podcast in the dying medium.

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    Position Number 3

    This week is episode 11 and it's about the number 3 position which revolves around base number 1. Pat attempts to understand the intricacies of the first base position that don't have anything to lip-to-lip kissing. Some folks think first base is the easiest position on the field, and based off the amount of derailments this episode takes, it could be argued that it's the easiest position to learn about as well. Before our lesson we check in on Pat's Brewer's fandom and his ongoing quest to raise his quizzing batting average.Follow us on Instagram @slowpitchpod. Like the show. Subscribe to the show. Laugh with the show. Do everything in your power to make this show feel like an actual show. Email us at [email protected] and hire us as an emcee for your board game night. Pat and Nick accept elegant charcuterie as an acceptable payment. Also, watch a baseball game.

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    Position Number 2

    This week Pat learns about the catcher position. There is a true catch to being a catcher, and Pat cannot believe that it's just not a position for people who love to wear accessories. We check in on Pat's weekly Brewers fandom with hope that he can finally reach the Mendoza line. We also complete the show's first firing.Like. Subscribe. Listen to the podcast while you watch the NFL preseason on mute. Do whatever you think is necessary to make this podcast become bigger than baseball itself.

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    Position Number 1

    This week on Slow Pitch we get back to the basics and teach Pat about the positions a baseball player plays. Our first position is position number 1, Pitcher. Pat gets a quick lesson on the mentality of a pitcher, as well as what the job of a pitcher is. Pat also takes his weekly quiz on his favorite team, the Brewers, and we recruit a new member to the Slow Pitch Podcast.Like and Subscribe. Follow us on Instagram @slowpitchpod. Share the podcast with your friends. Call your father.

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    At the 34m42s Mark, Listen at 1.5x Speed

    Read this week's title. We encourage all listeners to make this week's episode more listenable by increasing the playback speed to 1.5x at the 34m42s mark. We are not making this suggestion because the quality of the show will be enhanced, or because Pat and Nicky will sound funnier because their voices have a higher pitch, although some might find that to be true. We here at Slow Pitch are admitting to have published a boring episode halfway through recording, . Now, we still want our audience to enjoy the full episode, so we have suggested that they speed up the episode to make listening to it a little more bearable. Even though after 30 seconds you're just another data point for us to brag about on next week's episode as our reach soars beyond Nicky's family tree. At the 34m42s mark is the beginning of this week's lesson. This week's lesson is Player Endorsements. Most of the lesson revolves around a brief history of baseball player endorsements and forcing our producer to Google search examples of players and shoes. It's the kind of podcasting that thrives within Austin city limits. One could even make the argument that a baseball themed podcast reaching into dull commentary and filling time just to get to the end of the pastime is incredibly on brand. We certainly know that Nicky tried convincing himself of such before publishing. However, we want to continue a good faith with our listenership, so it has been decided, from ownership, that we must encourage all listeners to increase the playback speed to 1.5x at 34m42s. If you listen to the episode at normal speed and are angered at the sluggish material then you can blame yourself for lacking trust in a podcast episode description. If you listen to the episode at 0.75x speed, then you're the kind of kink that might find interest in baseball beyond the box score. If you enjoyed the episode at 0.75x speed we here at Slow Pitch suggest extending your baseball knowledge towards advanced statistics or intricate managerial decisions or the different types of grass and dirt the grounds crew uses for exceptional presentation. Listening to this episode at 0.75x speed is a level of hell equivalent to standing in the middle of a sandstorm with your eyes and mouth wide open, and we could not be more appreciative of your listenership to Slow Pitch. Whenever we make t-shirts, you'll be the first to be given a promo code for 9% off.Follow us on Instagram @slowpitchpod. Like and Subscribe. Share. Most importantly, at the 34m42s mark, listen to this episode at 1.5x speed.

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    Derby Fully Loaded

    There are some links below this week's description for the listeners visual assistance.This week Peezy and I discuss the Home Run Derby. No, we don't recap the latest Home Run Derby. We aren't your go to podcast for everything baseball. We are your go to podcast for learning about the world of baseball, so we take you through a quick journey into the high spin rate evolving of the Home Run Derby, and take a power swing at changing the format again. We also give Pat a break on quizzing him about the Brewers games this last week, and instead check in on his knowledge of the actual team. Jordan Walker- Home Derby Champ, and Nick's favorite player.Episode of 1960 Home Run Derby ShowLike. Subscribe. Send us an email at [email protected]. Follow the instagram @slowpitchpod. Watch and Listen to a baseball game. At least put it on the background.

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    You Gotta Strike! For Your Right! To Play Ball! (Like the Beastie Boys)

    This week we try to interest Pat into baseball by discussing a subject that he truly can relate to, the 1994 MLB Strike. As witnessed from his quiz score this week, it is clear that the broad subjects of baseball get Pat hooked over rooting for a team. Before this week's lesson, Pat is awarded his prize for attaining the unattainable, and batting .400 on his quiz last week. Like. Subscribe. Reach out to either of us on Instagram, @slowpitchpodcast. Email [email protected]. Go on a road trip to Austin, Texas, stop into the bar, FourFiveSix, and ask if Nicky's around. Do something to make us feel like you're listening.

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    Promotions Night!

    It's Promotions Night a Slow Pitch. In the history of media the 5th episode of a show is make or break, and like the 5th episode of The Sopranos, we included a rat in this episode to make it more interesting. We also have a certified guest, Eric Anthony, to give us the insight of the riveting life of working pyrotechnics at a baseball game just so one can advance their career to professional musicians. Before all the fireworks though, we check in on Pat's week as a Brewers fan, and give him a spark of history on how promotions make baseball baseball.

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    League of Extraordinary Understanding

    Nicky knows what the American League and the National League are because he doesn't know a time when he didn't know what the AL and NL were. Pat knows nil of either, and that's the last time you will hear any reference to soccer in regard to this podcast, as long as you disregard the homonymnal title. By the end of this podcast, Pat is going to be able to have casual conversation with drunks in their 90s who still think the two leagues are distinct, and will later blow their mind when he explains podcasting.STILL LOOKING: Slow Pitch is still on the lookout for a friendly listener who wants to keep stats on the various ums and uhs, along with whatever else they believe to be a valuable stat to this learny journey for Pat. If you're interested send an email to [email protected]. You will not be paid, but will be appreciated and shouted out in hopes for a deeper connection and friendship.

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    Infield Fly Chicanery

    It's Peezy's first week as a Brewers fan, and we quiz him on how hoppy he's feeling to be a part of the Brew Crew. One of baseball's most misunderstood rules is taught in the infield fly rule. A rule created because a soul's intentions weren't good.We're supposed to tell people to like and subscribe. Don't forget to catch a baseball game while the world's eyes are on the World Cup.

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    Root Root Root for Your New Team

    This week at Slow Pitch we take Pat through the journey of choosing an MLB team to root for the rest of the 2026 season. We give him options to choose from and let him pick, but our producers had already made the slide congratulating him on his new team. Did we pick the same team that Pat picked after the examination? Listen to find out!CALL TO ALL LISTENERS: We here at Slow Pitch want to create an experience similar to listening to a good old fashioned ball game, and nothing enhances the national pastime like keeping score. If you find your attention straying, then we recommend to use this time to keep score and stats. How many time has Nicky Savs said "um?" How many total words did producer Josh speak this week? What's the average amount of time you turned your volume down because Peezy and Nicky's jackhammer voices? We're looking for a listener to also be a Slow Pitch statistician, and if you're interested you can email us at [email protected]. Join the team and you'll get a shoutout on the podcast! Sure you could start your own podcast to receive validation, but shoutouts are swifter and easier to brag about at the dinner table.

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    Pine Tar Pilot

    Welcome to the first episode of Slow Pitch. Nick Saverino (Nicky Savs) attempts to create a new baseball fan in Pat Sirous (Peezy, "Lie Cheat and Steal" podcast, "How Comedian Pat Fell in a Hole" TikTok virality). Nicky teaches Peezy of the 1983 Pine Tar incident in his piloted attempt to create a passionate baseball fan. We originally wanted to name this episode "New York Nicky Bockers" in reference to the first organized baseball team, but it had nothing to do with the actual episode other than it's the first episode. Most folks suggested that pitching your first episode with a title "too inside" baseball would brush back listeners.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

The audacious Nicky Savs spends a baseball season attempting to turn Pat Sirois (Host of Lie, Cheat, and Steal Podcast, "Comedian Falls in Hole" USAToday fame) into a devoted baseball fan through evergreen baseball stories and assigning Pat an MLB team to stan.

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The audacious Nicky Savs spends a baseball season attempting to turn Pat Sirois (Host of Lie, Cheat, and Steal Podcast, "Comedian Falls in Hole" USAToday fame) into a devoted baseball fan through evergreen baseball stories and assigning Pat an MLB team to stan.

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Slow Pitch is created and hosted by Nicky Savs.
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