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Send us Fan MailThis episode of Smack Talk City serves up pies, whisky, political insanity, weird stories, and the usual sideways descent into absolute nonsense. From Trump to wild boar encounters to the philosophy of sausages in bread, very little is sacred and even less stays on topic. Where are wild boar being sausagefied?  Do let us know!!#getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan MailWe wandered bravely into the strange digital wilderness of the manosphere, incels, and looksmaxxers and reached one simple conclusion:These lads have clearly never seen Rocky IV.Because if they had, they’d know the answer isn’t jawline analytics, fake alpha posturing, or spending six hours a day discussing “male value” on the internet. The answer is simple:train hard, stop whining, and punch a side of beef.We also tackled one of the most important self-defence theories of modern times:Can a fight be ended instantly by getting naked?This led us to the creation of a brand-new combat principle:Cocklesnaring.A shocking, confusing, psychologically devastating tactic designed to leave your opponent thinking,“Mate... what the fuck is happening here?”So if you enjoy chaos, bad logic, accidental philosophy, mockery of internet masculinity, and two grown men seriously discussing nudity as a viable combat de-escalation strategy, this one’s for you.#getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan MailBack for 2026 like a rash you can't get rid ofThis week we delve into illness that doesn't exist and how the future is shaping up with new technology that fixes no problems people have ever said they haveStrangely no vegans were harmed during this episode #getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan MailIn this week episode we're landing on Halloween.  We discuss the best creatures around during Halloween.  Camo skeletons, wandering spiders who love a bit of man meat or vampires that are miserable and sparkle in the sunlight. Happy Halloween, trick a vegan with a chicken bite for us this year and we'll send you a STC mug  #getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan Mailames and Leo take a swing at the tall tales of Frank Dux — the so-called underground fighter who supposedly racked up 56 knockouts in three days, kicked at 72mph, and trained with a master no one can prove even existed. Was he a martial arts legend… or just the greatest bullshitter since crop circles?From tearing apart Bloodsport’s “true story” claims to imagining Dux karate-kicking wheat into alien patterns, the lads go full throttle on nonsense. Along the way they spiral into Chuck Norris jeans, IKEA body-hiding strategies, serial killer bonfires and spunk-blocked drains.#getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan MailBrace yourselves — this one's not for the faint of fart. In this episode of Smack Talk City we unleash the most vile, gut-wrenching, toilet-clogging tales of bowel destruction ever told. From public bathroom war zones to personal wipe out stories, nothing is sacred. We also dig into Netflix’s Poop Deck — a documentary so disturbingly detailed, it’ll make you question your next burrito. It's filthy, it's funny, it's flush-worthy. Enter at your own risk. #STC#getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan MailIn this episode of Smack Talk City, your favourite unqualified linguists crack open a bottle and attempt to decode the phrases used by the kids.A Gen Z Jedi mind trick? We dive headfirst into the chaos, armed with whiskey, wild guesses, and absolutely no research. Tune in for the banter, stay for the breakdown—and remember, in Smack Talk City, the vibes are strong but the facts are optional. Chemtrail conspiracy and please Primarni, sort your changing rooms out!!#getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan MailIn this toe-curling, borscht-boiling episode of Smack Talk City, we take a deep dive into the tragic, confusing, and rhythmically traumatic life of Ivan Drago — the Soviet cyborg who punched his way into American nightmares… and out of James Brown's disco death trap.Join us as we unravel the chaos behind the Rocky IV exhibition match, where Apollo Creed danced too close to the sun, James Brown summoned the funk gods, and Drago experienced his first emotional glitch. Featuring Soviet training montages, funk-fuelled hallucinationsIt’s the Cold War. and it's a cold ring🥩 Smack Talk City: Get Amongst the Meat.#getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan MailThat's right we're here to crack this mother right open, Leo is the new Pope and there's changes a foot in the Vatican, stand by Cardinals.And we try to crack open the case of was Brushy Bill Roberts really Billy the Kid?  Spoiler alert, no.#STC#getamongstthemeat #getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan MailVampires, do you invite them in or do you say no thanks.  A bit like a Jehovah witness that only works at night.    In this weeks episode we discuss the benefits and non benefits of inviting a vampire into your home.  Would you choose immortality knowing there's no going back or would you choose garlic bread to keep them at bay.Also Jeff Bezos is charging £500k for a ride in his nob rocket.  Worth the money or not?  And are you an astronaut if you take a ride in this thing?STC#thunercock1   #getamongstthemeat  #getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan MailFrom Sumerian insults to claimed psychic and telekinetic ninja abilities and the questionable hygiene of eye-pissing toxin relief, Smack Talk City dives headfirst into the weirdest corners of history and fantasy. Prepare for laughter, bewilderment, and maybe a little existential dread.#getamongstthemeat #getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan MailTonight we discuss how far has the human race actually come.  Some believe in shakra stones, crystal skulls and the power to heal with zero touch.  Others believe this is BS, where do we sit?  And could we be looking in the wrong place for alien life or maybe they just don't want to come down here.Oh and have Viennetta ice creams gotten smaller?Welcome to Smack Talk City #getamoungstthemeat #getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan MailIn this episode James puts Leo in an uncomfortable position, not force fed leaves over sausage, but three ladies from very mixed backgrounds, very different looks and differing ages.  One, he has to have a night of passion with, the next he has to put a ring on her finger and the last he has to spend a whole year at sea on a cruse.How will he choose?  Will it be on looks? age? wealth? Or just the ability to just bake him a decent cake on demand?#getamongstthemeat #getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan MailWe're Back for the New Year, sorry.  Brace yourself for an unfiltered, no-holds-barred episode where we dive into the bizarre, the hilarious, and the downright questionable. From the oddities of ‘borrowing another mans skin as a new attire’ to sharing chicken with a pint-sized companion at Nando’s, and why shotgun shells might just be the mystery writer’s perfect plot device for erasing ballistic evidence at the murder scene. This episode will leave you laughing, cringing, and scratching your head all at once. Tune in for the chaos, stay for the meat#STC2025#Sesontwo#Getamongstthemeat#getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan MailWe're back with another round of biscuits and delve deeper into the best Christmas chocolate.  Its Heros vs Celebrations, but what would you keep, what's being thrown back in the sea and what would you change.Intellectual discussion here in STC HQ#getamongstthemeat #heroes#celebrations#biscuits#getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan MailEventually we get to the subject of the podcast but not before we discuss some UFOs sucking off farmers, biscuit of the week and drop in the usual Partridge references, 12" plate But what animals would make the best spies for intelligence gathering or assassination tasks ?  A London pigeon, a snake or your best four legged friend.#Partridge#UFOs#getamongstthemeat #sausage4thewin #STC#getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan MailIn this weeks episode we discuss the worst stationary, Jesus crackers that turn into beef jerky and play countdown.  And Leo pitches the Chicken F%&ker 5000 in Dragons Den.Also it seems we are launching our own brand of stationary, better than a can of Lynx at Christmas time.Smack Talk City, get amongst the meat #getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan MailWe're back, so grab a cup of tea, coffee or your favourite beverage and be prepared to listen to two guys put the world of biscuits to rights in this epicode of Smack Talk City.We have it all, Pink Wafers, Cookies and crack open the one question that keeps coming round, is a Jaffa Cake a biscuit or a cake?Also what would win in a dunk showdown, the hobnob or party ring?Listen if you want, don't if you don't, we give zero fucks #smacktalkcity#getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan MailNo fixed topic this week, just the ramblings of two middle aged fools talking random goings on throughout the week.Running adventures, sausages and all the usual stuff we cover, enjoy#getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan MailIn this weeks episode we break down and discuss the Netflix phenomenon of love is blind.  Have we connected on the next level or do you want to hunting sasquatch in the woods?And we throw in some rapid fire family fortunes questions that probably wouldn't be read out by Les Dennis#getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan MailIn this episode Leo recalls his tale of getting stabbed and drained by the health practitioner.  And we discuss what a phone audition for Blind Date would look like#STC  #getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan MailIn this episode we discuss we discuss Captain White Bread who refused one of our hosts entry into the RAF intelligence core.  And how to deal with a non Buck Rogers toilet that has the flush power of a leaky tap.Plus we delve into the conspiracies book and the magic ring that makes the user disappear if the magic goes wrong.#smacktalkcity#getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan MailAs per usual we're back for another week of total pointless chat fuelled by whiskey and not much between the ears.  Everything from the retirement home for cereal charters of years gone by to does Leo butcher butcher choke out deer after taking their photo.And we dive into a new book on conspiracy theories.... for a bit#STC#getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan MailWe've been busy and away for a while but here's a question.  What's worse Love Island or this podcast?   No vote, but we'll let you decide.  As usual expect the non educated ramblings of two dudes past their prime talking shit. #STC#getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan MailOur podcasting can only be described as getting worse.  Listen or don't but be aware if you do you're not getting that time back.  In this weeks episode we are trying our best to contain our excitement before our trip mountain bike to Wales.Until we meet again #smacktalkcity #getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan MailStrap in, sit back and prepare for another venture into the world of Smack Talk City.  We tried to have a subject but honestly this was more random discussion than actual deep discussion around a particular subject.#getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan MailIn this weeks episode we discuss our love for all things coffee and how the Aeropress is awesome and how we had to turn George Clooney away from our crew here at STC.Plus we rewrite some of Hollywoods biggest films down to less than five minutesUntil we meet again #STC#getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan MailIn this weeks episode we ramble about our usual weekly goings on and delve into the world of horror films.  How would you fight or deal with an antagonist such as Freddie Krueger or Chucky?Never fear we've got your backUntil we meet again #STC#getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan MailThis week we delve into the reasons behind the shroud of mystery behind Area 51.  Is it magical metal shapeshifting objects with dwarfs found at a crash site or was this simply a top security area for American aircraft testing away from the eyes of the Soviets?Until we meet again #STC #getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan MailOn the 22nd of November 1963 in president John F. Kennedy was assassinated while visiting Dallas Texas.  In this episode we discuss some of the outlandish and some of the not so ludicrous theories as to who was responsible for the shooting of the American president.Was it the Soviets, Aliens or was Kennedy using a body double and was never actually shot?  Can we solve the case and debunk some of the madness out there on the internet?#getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan MailThis week we delve into the possibility of life on other planets, submarines responsible for ship sinkings before they were invented and is Bruce Lee really dead?Believe or don't believe and does Leo actually own a micro dinosaur that shits skittles?#getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan MailAre you tired of the mundane 9-to-5 grind?  Do you crave excitement, adventure, and a touch of the supernatural in your work life?  Look no further!  The office of the Witch Finder General is hiring, and we want YOU to join our spirited team!Witches Caught: 0Witches Suspects Interrogated: 67,789Innocents Burned / Drowned 67,789Disclaimer: No actual witches were harmed in the making of this podcast. We believe in equal employment opportunities for all beings, magical or otherwise.Facebook#STC Until we meet again#getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan MailThe loose topic in this weeks random conversational adventure is the worst ways to die.  As usual we go down random rabbit holes and off topic with this pointless podcast.  Enjoy or not, until we meet again #STCFacebook#getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan MailThis week we debate the best animal companion to have if the purge were to come into affect.  What beasty is best to keep the attackers at bay while being your life long buddy #STCFacebook#getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan MailIn this weeks episode we debate the items we're throwing into room 101.  As per usual expect the uneducated opinions of two fools who know no better #STCFacebook#getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan MailThis week we delve into some weird news stories on the internet.  Everything from uncle Chen the marathon smoker to the man who fell into a 40 metre hole in his kitchen.And in sad news we bid farewell to the legend that is Carl Weathers.  Carl you're a subscriber and listening, doubtful, you were an inspiration to so many 80s kids like us.#ripcarlweathers#doyouneedaninterpreter#itstimetogotoschool#smacktalkcityFacebook#getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan MailIn this episode we catch up on our usual weekly activities as well as discussing the second season of UK Traitors.  If you haven't seen it and still want to know the outcome, spoiler alert we reveal the results.Plus our usual pile of garbage to infect your ears and get repeat prescriptions from the doctor, enjoy.#getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan MailWith the threat of Russia looking to potentially invade a Nato country we delve into the possibility of conscription.  Will the snowflakes of todays country be able to handle a stint in the military?  As per usual expect the ramblings of two uneducated, unsympathetic dudes who know nothing.  #getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan MailThis week we celebrate the return of Gladiators to tv but the question on everyones mind is, where is Wesley 2 Scoops Berry?From jumping cars, the bike industry in turmoil and bears tossed into space like rag dolls, we're covering it all this week.Email: [email protected] #getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan MailOne of us is sober and drinking tea, the other has been on the sauce and is running on fumes.  As per usual expect the usual pointless conversation on topics such as Tesco workers who lack hygiene to losing your family in the supermarket while hunting down the pauperdoms.Email: [email protected] #getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan MailIn this episode we discuss some dating dilemmas, our advise in what you should and shouldn't do and Leos dating horror story.  Plus the usual trash talking we come out with week on week.Email: [email protected]  Facebook#getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan MailWe're back for a new year to talk about all the things we did over the festive period, the over indulgence, the gifts and the present my dog gave me on Boxing Day.  Plus Leo recalls the times he was shot at, almost blown up and the sh*t he did in a car park.Email: [email protected]#getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan MailIts Christmas and what better way to spend it than to listen to us whilst travelling to your grandparents or favourite auntie to retrieve your Christmas goodies.We recall some of our favourite Christmas gifts, best and worst and things we've done during the festive period.  Ninja swords and thing that has no grip action.Kick back and enjoy our usual pointless conversation with a sprinkle of festive cheer.Happy Christmas Mother F#ck*rs, we'll see you in 2024.Email: [email protected]#getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan MailWe're like the fly that you can't seem to quite swot or the accident claim hotline that keeps calling your mobile that won't f**k off.  In this episode we have our usual catch up on the weeks activities followed by a mountain bike trip down memory lane.Email: [email protected]#getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan MailThis week we kick off with a walk down memory lane reminiscing on days gone by when PS1 games were, and still are,  ace and we didn't have a care in the world.  Followed by three tales where Leo tries to slip the truth past James.Expect the usual non informed, uneducated ramblings of two dudes chatting shit for an hour.  The podcast you love to hate #smacktalkcityFacebookEmail: [email protected]#getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan MailWe're having another round of pork pie spotting as James tests Leo on his stories. Some are true, some are false but all are weird. There's also an Advert from this weeks sponsor Navy Gravy and a chat about The League Of Sausage Elders.Email: [email protected]: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61552422329348#getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan MailIn this weeks episode James tries to convince Leo of three differing subjects each with three related facts, only one of which is factually correct.  Can Leo see past the bluster and fiction spun to him in a way only designed to throw him of the scent of the truth?  Or will he make it past the BS to make it to the known?Expect the usual diverse rabbit holes as we frequently venture off topic into areas we know little about.  It's the car crash podcast you can't get enough of.FacebookEmail: [email protected]#getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan MailThis week we delved into the world of AI to build us the ultimate most useless pack of top trump heros.  As usual expect us to go off piste and down rabbit holes with our take on usual pointless conversation from Val Kilmers vocal cords to martial artists cooking up chee balls.Facebook Email: [email protected]#getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan MailFinally some solid evidence that blurry blobs exist!This week we talk about cryptozoology and assess the latest groundbreaking evidence. We also chat about our week and go off topic at every opportunity.Email: [email protected]: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61552422329348#getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan MailWe're back and this week we discuss the choice you're going to make given two options.  Some are gonna be tame and an easy to decide, others are going to require deeper thought and having to chose the lesser of two evils.Whiskey fuelled top quality conversation with deep thought and educational insights #smacktalkcityEmail:  [email protected]: Link#getamongstthemeat