Small Things

Woah! That used to be a girl! Anyways, Matty gets nighttime bones and hes healthy so thats good news. Unfortunately, hes still dumb, but were learning! Listen for a fun brain buster and a good chuckle heheeeee (*im crying typing this).

Matty had to deal w/ some rude followers, but ya know, we'll get passed it! Thankfully I have some dry clothing to show off my bulge, and a diet coke thats making me leak! We discuss how my coffee is transitioning, and how so am I!

Matty has been a loyal drunk fast food consumer for years, and they're making him mad. His girlfriend reads erotic novels, and it's getting out of hand. Oh, and his uncle uploaded a p*rn to Facebook once. Enjoy

Im a mommas boy and im not afraid to say it! Not to mention, my bio fatho (father) may or may not have faked cancer. Im crazy, I think! Anyways, @MandyMartino joined us to chat we quickly ranked our top favorite sandwiches. Love it, listen and enjoy

Do we actually like posting on instagram? I talk about that, instagrams CEO getting dragged in the comment section, daylight savings, and therapy. Listen to cure all your problems!

We talk about how white people dont (do) season their food, comedy being taken too serious, and a ton of other stuff! Listen and enjoy! Also, im on tour! Visit www.mattychymbor.com/upcoming-shows for show/ticket info!

Im 37! Thats not old, and old at the same time. We talk about how to age gracefully, single people, and our pets eating us when we're dead.

SKID ROW, GLORY HOLES, TRUMP AND MORE! LISTEN ADN HAVE FUN! SUBSCRIBE TOO, AND LEAVE A REVIEW!

MANDY IS BACK! WE TALK ABOUT CONCERTS, HER CLEAVAGE, AI AND SO MUCH MORE! LISTEN TO HER PODCAST MISERY LOVES MANDY, AND WEIRDLY OBSESSED! @MANDYMARTINO

ITS MY BDAY AND ITS TIME TO TIGHTEN UP! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? YOU'LL FIND THAT OUT, PLUS YOULL HEAR ABOUT MY BOWLING BDAY, TAMPA, AND BEER!

TAYLOR SWIFT WILL FIX EVERYTHING! SWIFT 2024! ANYWHO, WE TALK ABOUT EARTHQUAKES, BEING EMBARRASSED, THERAPY, AND ALL THE ABOVE.

I QUIT SOMETHING, AND YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO FIND OUT! ALSO, I RANK THE TOP 5 CHRISTMAS MOVIES. HOW EXCITING. LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE W/ YOUR BURNER ACCOUNT, AND LIKE AGAIN!

WHAT A FUN EPISODE! I TOOK A WEEK OFF, AND IM BACK WITH VENGEANCE (IM NOT). WE (ME AND MANDY) TALK ABOUT THE NEW JOHNNY DEPP AND AMBER HEARD DOC, KID ROCK, AND OTHER WEIRD THINGS! LISTEN, LIKE, SUBSCRIBE.

THIS EPISODE WAS WILD! MANDY DECIDED TO THROW ME IN A BARBIE GENERATOR, AND CONVENIENTLY MADE ME A GIRL. AND WHEN IM THE KEN DOLL, IM TOO HOT. ANYWAYS, MY GRANDMA DOENST KNOW WHAT 'SUCK IT' MEANS, AND MY BAND TEACHER GOT CALLED G*Y BY A KID AND THINGS GOT HEATED. LISTEN, LIKE, SUBSCRIBE.

WELL IM BACK AFTER A LONG TIME, AGAIN, LIKE A TERRIBLE DAD. IM NOT A DAD, BUT I ACT LIKE ONE. ANYWAYS, I TALK ABOUT WHERE IVE BEEN, WHAT IVE BEEN DOING, AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY I QUIT DRINKING, AND FOR HOW LONG. NOT PERMANENT, BUT IT HELPED! HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS WEEKS NEW EPISODE!

MEET LATIF TAYOUR! GOOD FRIEND, COMEDIAN, MUSIC ENGINEER AND DAD. WE TALK ABOUT COMEDY SHOWS, HOW HE WON A GRAMMY, AND WHITE KIDS RAPPING.

MEET AMIR KABIRI (JACK OF ALL TRADES)! AMIR IS MY BUDDY IN LA, AND A SUPER FUNNY GUY. HIS STORIES ARE HILARIOUS AND I KNOW YOU'LL ENJOY THAT AS WELL

MEET MANDY (MARTINO)! SHES A HILARIOUS COMIC, PODCASTER, AND A GREAT GIRLFRIEND! WE TALK ABOUT GROWING UP, SPORTS, AND ALL THAT FUN STUFF.

KILLER SALLY IS INNOCENT! (I THINK)

WE FIND OUT WHAT A NARCISSIST IS, AND HOW MENTAL HEALTH SELF CARE TIPS MAKE YOU BECOME ONE. ALSO, F**K JEFFREY DAHMER, AND ALL THAT GARBAGE.

I've been on the go, and with that comes stress and whatnot. It was fun, but daddy needs to pump the breaks. Listen and share.

These people owe me money, and im getting annoyed! Wtf!

SAVE SOME MONEY BABBYYYYEEYEE

Oh boy, im frustrated, and its all for YOU GUYS!

DRUGS WILL SET YOU FREE (I HEARD)

MATTY TALKS ABOUT HOW TO DECONSTRUCT ISSUES TO MAKE THEM GO AWAY!

Woah, huge announcement coming in this episode! Im not just saying that either. My life has changed, and you need to hear about it (or you're d**d to me).

LIZZO IS NAKED, IM HORNY, AND COFFEE IS GOOD. THE ALGORITHM IS AWFUL, AND I THINK ITS YOUR FAULT. LISTEN.

THE MOVIE AMBULANCE IS THE WORST MOVIE ON EARTH. THAT BEING SAID, I RANK CHIP FLAVORS AND TALK ABOUT IPAs. ENJOY

MATTY IS BACK BABY! LETS TALK ABOUT WILL SMITH LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. I ALSO RAMBLE ABOUT THE TITANIC SINKING, AND SOME BAD NETFLIX SHOWS (WORST ROOMMATE & BAD VEGAN). THANKS FOR LISTENING.

I barely know any new rappers these days. Im 34 and make reels. Wtf do I know? I do know I can't put my phone down, which caused me to have a pinched nerve. Listen and relate

We're all crazy when we're alone (some of us more than others). I like to be weird in the bathroom, and I research when we stopped pooping outside. Its not as bad as it sounds. Be sure to check me out on Youtube!

LISTEN TO MY PLAN TO GET YOUR LIFE TOGETHER. ITS NOT THE BEST BUT IT MAKES SENSE.

YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN ABOUT NOISE IN APARTMENT BUILDINGS.

INVITE ME OUT, SO I CAN CANCEL ON YOU.

IM ABOUT TO BE ____ YEAR OLD. WHAT?! AND GUESS WHAT? IM AVERAGE AF (SO ARE YOU).

WHAT A SUNDAY. DODGING DISEASE LEFT AND RIGHT. LISTEN AND LEARN.

THIS CHICK GOT REJECTED BY A GUY, AND I CANT BELIEVE HIS EXCUSE. LISTEN TO UNCLE MATTY TALK ABOUT FUN STUFF. COME HANG OUT.

YOUR BOY IS WEARING A PINK (SALMON) SHIRT, AND PISSING OFF THE ALGORITHM. HAVE FUN!

THE AUDIO ISNT GREAT. MY APOLOGIES. THIS EP IS A VENTING SESH. ENJOY

I don't like live bands, but I was in band (briefly) in middle school. Also, my roommate in college would get drunk and we'd draw on him.

I SPIT, OLD GUYS ARE WEIRD WITH THEIR LAWNS, AND I WANT NEW CLOTHES. ALSO, MY NEIGHBOR IS HAMMERING THE WHOLE EPISODE AND I YELL AT THEM.

YOUR BOY TOOK A CHALUPA OFF THE DOME, AND DIDNT FLINCH. WHAT??! LISTEN, LIKE, SHARE, SH*T.

YOU'RE BOY IS SAVING BIG! SAVE THOSE CVS RECEIPTS (I DONT KNOW IF I SPELT THAT RIGHT, AND I DONT CARE). LISTEN AND LAUGH.

I THINK ABOUT PEOPLE IN THE 1700S HAVING SEX, AND IM FINE WITH THAT. BE YOURSELF!

YOUR BOY IS BACK AND IM READY TO SLAP SOME @$$. LISTEN FOR THE FUN, STAY FOR THEY WEIRD.

New episode while im in Connecticut for a couple weeks. Gender reveal parties suck, your kid probably isn't yours, and motivation. Hot topics for ya bishasss

OH YOUR BOY IS BACK AND IT LOOKS LIKE HES CRYING (IM NOT). I DIG INTO A TON OF S**T, BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY I DISCUSS HOW TO PROPERLY DEAL WITH SUCCESS WITHOUT BEATING YOURSELF UP.

Grab some coffee and join me while I lose my mind. This episode was my first morning recorded episode and by far my favorite.

IM SCARED TO KISS, AND I HAVE A DAMN GOOD REASON WHY. LISTEN FOR SOME ADVICE THAT'LL GET YOU AHEAD IN LIFE.