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The Summer of Bags rolls on and somehow there's already another injury. This week's update includes fresh wounds, plenty of blood, and further evidence that summer may be trying to kill him.Then it's time for the Hoosier Potpourri Show, where Hoosier unleashes a completely random collection of thoughts, questions, theories, and nonsense on Joey. Topics include:Got Milk?Which World Cup soccer teams are the NCAA football equivalent of your favorite college programs?Was Einstein secretly a serial killer? (Probably not... but let's discuss.)Can you hum while pinching your nose?Useless facts you'll immediately forget but somehow need to know.Plus, "What Would Joey Do for $10 Million?" featuring one very important question: Would he drink Bourbon Street dumpster juice for eight figures?We also take a quick trip through Netflix's Top 10, try to figure out what America is actually watching.It's chaotic. It's pointless. It's the Hoosier Potpourri Show.#potpourri, #worldcup, #NCAASend us Fan Mail

The boys are fully diving into World Cup madness this week or at least as much as two guys who know absolutely nothing about soccer can.You can practically feel Hoosier's excitement as early red cards are handed out and he passionately breaks down a recent USA Women's match against Brazil before eventually realizing it wasn't actually a World Cup game.A quick soccer timeout turns into another edition of This day in history with Hoosier, which somehow sends Joey into a full blown rant about The Sopranos, making him possibly the only Italian in America who didn't enjoy the show.Back on the international stage, the guys discuss all the foreigners visiting America and the glorious buffet of oversized portions, deep-fried foods, and other fat American traditions awaiting them. Hoosier keeps the global theme alive with some bizarre laws from around the world, including an important debate: How many Dildos is too many Dildos??Later, Joey tries to expose Hoosier's lack of soccer knowledge with a trivia game, but instead uncovers some absolutely insane soccer strategies that may or may not violate several international rules. They end with some documentary talk that includes Lego's and MormonsIt's a worldwide celebration of confusion, ignorance, and somehow soccer.#WorldCup2026, #Futbol, #Soccer, #RedcardSend us Fan Mail

This week the boys kick things off with some FIFA World Cup talk or maybe Joey’s just suffering from another brutal case of Summer of Bags CTE after getting absolutely wrecked in kickball. Either way, the medical updates keep coming.Hoosier then takes everyone on a journey through history with a “This Day in History” segment featuring everything from Tiananmen Square to a famous WWE birthday, while Joey struggles to connect the dots like a man whose brain has been softened by beer league athletics.The conversation somehow pivots to Jimmy the Greek and spirals into a discussion about the unbelievably insane things people openly said and did in the 70s and 80s without getting instantly launched into the sun.Then it’s time for more Hoosier Games. First up: the Bodily Ooze Game  a disgusting “Would You Rather” where the guys decide which horrifying ailment they’d rather live with. Honestly, nobody wins.Finally, Hoosier decides to test Joey’s knowledge of women by having him guess the top female sexual fantasies. Does Joey actually understand the female min or does he only understand his own search history? One thing becomes clear by the end of the episode the ladies apparently do love the Hoosier Daddy.#HoosierDaddy, #Fantasies, #Ooze, #WorldCupSend us Fan Mail

The Summer of Bags officially begins as Joey channels his inner George Costanza and declares it’s time for a comeback season. Unfortunately, much like George, it starts with a few embarrassing moments. What exactly did Joey spray in his hair, and did he really gas out an entire Uber ride with his farts?The guys also react to listener feedback on Memorial Day BBQ rankings and discuss listener feedback on how they can build the perfect cookout for AI Mel Kiper to grade. Then it’s on to upcoming video games as the crew debates GTA 6, the Madden curse, and what games they’re most hyped for this year.Movies are next on deck with Hoosier once again getting an alien boner over a new UFO flick, while Joey fully embraces being a Marvel nerd and roasts Hoosier for mixing up actors. Plus, is Joey secretly a Hunger Games superfan? What Temu Marvel movie is Hoosier watching?To wrap things up, Hoosier brings another game to the table, this time quizzing Joey on how heavy celebrities and singers were when they died. A fun morbid time was had.#Marvel, #SummerOfGeorge, #AlienBonerSend us Fan Mail

This week the boys fire up the grills and crack open some Memorial Day beers for a holiday episode packed with BBQ stories, draft chaos, and absolute nonsense. The guys debates the ultimate Memorial Day setup from meats and sides to beers, games, and songs while AI Mel Kiper returns to hand out brutal draft grades.From there, Hoosier somehow steers the show into weird animal behavior and legendary turd stories usually reserved for Joey. Then Joey gets put to the test trying to name the most hated players in NFL by Team before the guys wrap things up by guessing which countries have the highest number of sexual partners.Cold beers, terrible takes, and Memorial Day madness#memorial-day, #MelKiper, #Turd, #SexSend us Fan Mail

This week the guys kick things off by apologizing for missing last week’s episode due to graduation obligations. They recap their graduation adventures, including the important questions: did Joey steal a beer glass, and did Hoosier’s dad actually drink any milk?The conversation shifts into the Kevin Hart roast and some of the more controversial jokes that had everyone talking. The guys also dive into listener feedback surrounding the Murdaugh murder trial discussion from previous episodes.Hoosier breaks the news that Grown Ups 3 may finally be happening, but Joey couldn’t care less and would rather see a few different sequels get made instead. That launches them into a debate over movies based on true stories, including Joey’s very unfiltered thoughts on Rudy and let’s just say he is definitely not a fan.Along the way, the guys discuss whether Joey actually read a book for once, and if Hoosier might secretly be in love with Marky Mark. They wrap things up with the long awaited UFO file releases, which sends Hoosier into full space boner mode#UFO, #Rudy, #KevenHartRoast, #Graduation Send us Fan Mail

This week’s episode is absolute chaos in the best way.The guys kick things off by diving into listener feedback from the Snack Draft, breaking down the hits, the misses, and the surprisingly passionate takes on crème pies. Hoosier comes in hot, taking aim at Mel Kiper’s long (and questionable) history of draft opinions, while Joey attempts to defend him and let’s just say it doesn’t go great.After a quick detour into some gaming news, things take a turn into the bizarre with a conspiracy theory involving 11 missing scientists and so called “ultra aliens.” Naturally, this raises an important question of is Hoosier actually a Mich Ultra alien? And why is Joey so obsessed with Biff’s future in Back to the Future?From there, Hoosier introduces a series of ridiculous new drinking games. Joey tries to guess countries’ favorite bedroom positions, which colleges have the highest STD rates, and the fattest campuses. As the drinks flow, Joey gets progressively more unfiltered, wrapping things up with a few hilariously questionable stories from his college days.It’s unhinged, it’s unpredictable, and it’s one you probably shouldn’t listen to at work.#Ultra, #STD, #Fat, #ShartSend us Fan Mail

The guys kick things off breaking down the latest NFL Draft winners, losers, shocking picks, and the teams that may have completely lost the plot. What starts as a normal football conversation quickly goes off the rails into debates about which draft prospects definitely smoke the most weed and hilarious stories from drafts of their own past.Then things take a turn nobody saw coming with a full 10-round snack food draft. War rooms panic, strategies crumble, friendships are tested, and the biggest question of all emerges...was Doritos really the obvious #1 overall pick, or did a dark horse steal the board? From heated debates to shocking reaches, the snack draft gets serious fast, especially when oatmeal creme pies somehow become the MVP of the night.To settle the chaos, AI Mel Kiper steps in to grade the draft classes and the results are absolutely shocking. The episode wraps up with a classic AITA segment because apparently there wasn’t enough controversy already.#NFLDraft, #MelKiper, #LittleDebbie, #DoritosSend us Fan Mail

This week’s episode starts off like a normal show with some beers and then immediately drives straight off a cliff.Joey kicks things off by reading listener feedback, which somehow turns a fun Notre Dame & Coors Light story into one of the dumbest tangents in podcast history. Hoosier’s latest billion dollar Shark Tank idea the ManRuler™ (patent absolutely pending). No taffy tips allowed!!From there, things spiral into a full blown deep dive on… well, let’s just say anatomical records and why Hoosier somehow knows way too many details. Eventually, they attempt to steer the ship back to listener feedback, only to discover it’s mostly people correcting Joey’s version of reality. Shocking no one, multiple stories, including the toga party and bonfire incidents are officially walked back due to “creative memory.”Naturally, the guys squeeze in another “Chevy Chase is a nightmare” story, because that’s basically tradition at this point. Hoosier takes a brief detour into UFO territory (because of course he does), and somehow Arc Raiders comes up again, this time highlighting Joey as a full-blown liability who gets his own teammate killed.They wrap up this beautiful disaster with tattoo talk including worst spots, most painful spots, and what questionable ink their currently rocking.It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it might be their least educational episode yet. Enjoy.#ManRuler, #JonahFalcon, #ArcRaiders, #CoorsLightSend us Fan Mail

This week’s episode kicks off with a quick apology for missing last week’s show (blame Easter… and maybe poor planning). But they waste no time diving right back into the chaos with a listener email updating us on the ongoing Hoosier vs. PoopyButthole saga in Arc Raiders.From there, they head down a nostalgic rabbit hole with the legendary “Zack Morris Is Trash” debate. Is Zack actually the worst for faking a wheelchair and completely taking advantage of Kelly Kapowski? The guys break it all down.Naturally, this spirals into some questionable self reflection as they revisit their own trashy college behavior...think 976 numbers, bad decisions, and credit card regrets that still haunt them.They wrap things up with a fun conversation around celebrity feuds: who’s actually a huge asshole, who just gets a bad rap, and most importantly, who the hell is “Canoe Reeves”?It’s a wild one this week — don’t miss it.#ArcRaiders, #Savedbythebell, #976, #CanoeSend us Fan Mail

This week’s episode kicks off with Joey discovering his new favorite beer called Unicorn Farts, a glitter filled masterpiece that raises the important question of, does it make your poop pretty? Science may never recover.From there, Hoosier spirals into the chaos of the guys’ phones. What useless apps are clogging up their screens? Does Joey ever open his health app, or is it just there for decoration? And more importantly why does Hoosier need an app that alerts him when raptors are attacking? The real mystery though does Joey secretly own a sex Roomba? The search for Poopy Butthole continues in this week’s SOS segment, because some journeys simply can’t be abandoned.Things get even more unhinged as the guys play a game trying to guess which absurd athlete names are actually real. Dick Pound, Dong Dong, D’Brickashaw… you truly won’t believe which ones made the cut.They wrap things up with a little Oscars talk mostly centered around movies Joey has absolutely, definitely, never seen.#Oscars, #UnicornFart, #RoombaSend us Fan Mail

This week the guys kick things off with some March Madness chatter, sparked by a listener email about their earliest bracket memories. Naturally, Joey’s involves some questionable gambling decisions back in the 6th grade. Hoosier gets fired up (as expected) over the listener comparing IU basketball to Notre Dame football, and let’s just say he’s not having it.The episode rolls into a brand new Arc Raiders segment called Shoot on Site (SOS), where the guys call out all the in game rats who deserve zero mercy. From there, it’s a chaotic run through a stack of AITA scenarios, everything from pizza party etiquette to some wildly unhinged situations you won’t see coming.Somewhere along the way, Joey attempts to define scissoring, Hoosier puts him on the spot with a grocery price quiz that Joey absolutely bombs, and the episode wraps with Hoosier reading Joey’s horoscope, which hits a little too close to home.It’s all over the place in the best way from sports, nonsense, gaming, and just enough chaos to keep you questioning everything. #ArcRaiders, #Scissoring, #MarchMadness, #AITASend us Fan Mail

The guys kick things off this week diving into the CEO burger wars, where fast food big shots are showing if they can actually eat there own food.  Naturally, that somehow turns into a quick detour into an Arc Raiders story that proves once again that gaming decisions made late at night are rarely good ones.Then the episode gets into the real meat of things, how the guys actually got their nicknames back in their fraternity days. What starts as a simple origin story quickly spirals into a tour of some legendary frat characters, questionable hazing traditions, and the kind of stories that only make sense when you were there (and probably drunk).From there the crew debates where this chaotic group of former degenerates would actually go if they planned a trip together and calls out the one member who refuses to read because, apparently, books are dumb.The nonsense keeps rolling as the guys draft their Zombie apocalypse teams, each picking three fictional characters they’d want by their side when the world goes to hell. That leads into creating the Justice League of the worst superpowers ever, featuring unforgettable heroes like One Wipe Man.They wrap things up with a surprisingly heated debate about what they would give up first for $10 Million? Cell phones, video games, shaving, deodorant, or eating out. The answers get weird, the logic gets questionable, and someone’s hygiene definitely takes a hit.It’s a chaotic trip through burgers, brotherhood, bad powers, and billion dollar hypotheticals.#College, #BigArch, #ArcRaiders, #TheBoys, #OneWipeSend us Fan Mail

This week the boys recap their questionable life choices from the weekend trip to the legendary Delaware Oyster Eat. Joey rolled in at 11am sharp to join the crew from the Duh It Down Podcast for a live broadcast, but the real question is how much of the day does Joey actual remember?Between battling clouds of cigar smoke, dodging rogue pocket dogs, and taking their chances with egg salad sandwiches, the guys wonder if their stomachs will ever truly recover. Also, how much did that shucking knife actually sell for ?! Because apparently oyster festivals also double as knife auctions.The night wraps up exactly how you’d expect with a trip to the casino so Joey the degenerate can donate his paycheck.Then Hoosier pivots into his comfort zone, serial killers. He breaks down the dumbest ways they have been caught, throws out some wild statistics, and somehow this conversation leads to the unforgettable legend of the nipple belt.To close out the show, Joey brings a couple internet gems to the table:• An Italian wrestler who the guys think should lean way harder into the stereotype and they generously offer some marketing ideas.• And a clip from The Burnt Peanut playing a game called Burgling Gnomes which leaves Hoosier absolutely stunned and questioning reality.Oysters, bad decisions, serial killers, and gnome crimesJust another normal episode #DayStrider, #Duhitdown, #Theburntpeanut, #Burglingnomes, #EdGeinSend us Fan Mail

This week’s episode kicks off with immediate violence of the verbal kind. Hoosier comes out hot with some good old fashioned fat shaming, which of course sends Joey spiraling straight into the arms of America’s true comfort system fast food. What follows is a highly scientific breakdown of the best fries and burgers in the game. There are bold takes, controversial rankings, and a disturbing revelation about Hoosier dipping his fries in things that absolutely do not belong near a potato.From there, the guys take a quick detour into their ongoing love affair with Arc Raiders, breaking down why they’re still all in and what’s got them hyped lately. It’s brief, it’s nerdy, it’s necessary.Next up is the upcoming Delaware Oyster Eat Festival trip. The real question isn’t about oysters, it’s whether the boys will see more than two women the entire weekend. Odds are discussed. Confidence levels are low.Hoosier then unveils his latest Walmart discovery which is Yellowstone branded frozen meals. Yes, that Yellowstone. Based purely on the photos and the names, they attempt to rank the meals without tasting a single bite. The confusion peaks at “Poblano Mac and Cheese.” What is it? Why is it? Does anyone know what a poblano actually tastes like? No research will be done.Somewhere in the chaos we also learn that Beth Dutton gives Joey a fear boner a revelation no one was prepared for but everyone now has to live with.They close things out on a wholesome note, sharing the podcasts they’re currently listening to because at the end of the day, beneath the fry rankings, oyster anxiety, and frozen cowboy cuisine… they’re just two guys with microphones trying to figure it out.Unhinged. Hungry. Slightly afraid.#arcraidersnation, #fastfood, #oystereat, #FearbonerSend us Fan Mail

This week the boys go for the gold and immediately trip over the hurdles. They dive into the Olympics, including the weirdest events ever conceived by humans with too much free time. We’re talking plunging, poodle clipping, and other sports that make cornhole look elite. Things get a little tangled when discussing the greatest decathlete of all time (turns out pronouns are harder than pole vaulting).From there, they relive the most unintentionally hilarious Olympic marketing fail ever: Dan and Dave the campaign that proved hype can outrun reality.Then it’s game on. The guys break down video games that made the jump to movies and TV. The good, the bad, and the straight to blockbuster bin ugly. Casting choices are debated, More Walter Goggins Love and Mmmmm Angelina Jolie enters the chat. Joey also comes clean about his deep, possibly concerning love for the Mortal Kombat soundtrack.They wrap things up by spiraling into a full blown Arc Raiders obsession, explaining why they can’t stop playing and why it absolutely deserves its own show. #ArcRaiders, #BruceJenner, #Olympics, #Fallout, #WalterGogginsSend us Fan Mail

This week, the guys are back on their absolute stupidity. Things kick off with some serious hair talk and no, not just what’s on your head. From there it’s a full on potpourri of topics including Poopourri, Viagra, and other things that probably shouldn’t be discussed in public.Then Hoosier breaks out his games once again, clearly designed to make Joey look as dumb as humanly possible. They dive into Sandler, Joel, or Epstein. The guys reminisce about every car they’ve ever owned, complete with ridiculous stories and questionable life decisions tied to each one.A movie game gets thrown into the mix, and they wrap things up by discussing nightmares because apparently losing teeth might actually be a Top 5 fear??Unhinged. Unnecessary. Must listen. 🎙️😂#Nightmares, #Epstein, #Poopourri, #JustHangingAroundSend us Fan Mail

Hoosier gave Joey Bags some homework this week to dig into the wild, twisted saga of the Murdaugh family murders. Joey shows up (mostly) prepared, and the guys break down the case that has more plot twists than a more plot twists than a small town rumor mill. Powerful family, shady finances, suspicious deaths, and a trial that had everyone yelling at their TV.They dig into the details, debate what actually happened, and because it’s them spiral into a "purely hypothetical" conversation about how they think they could’ve gotten away with it. Dark, funny, and just irresponsible enough, this episode is part true crime breakdown, part armchair detective, and part “thank God we’re not lawyers.”#murdaughmurders, #truecrime, #podcastSend us Fan Mail

What if Bigfoot is real… and birds are just government drones?This week we spiral into conspiracy theory chaos, covering everything from the Loch Ness Monster and Bigfoot to the moon landing, ancient pyramids, JFK, and the infamous Clinton death list. Along the way, we ask the important questions no one else will—like who’s funding the “Birds Aren’t Real” movement and whether asshole wasps are part of a larger, buzzing operation against mankind.Some theories are legendary, some are unhinged, and some are so stupid they almost make sense. We don’t solve anything, but we definitely make it worse. Tin foil hats encouraged, logic optional.#bigfoot, #nessy, #jfk, #aliensSend us Fan Mail

Joey kicks things off by introducing Hoosier to a new game, "Gross or Acceptable," tackling life’s most divisive questions including dogs licking faces, picking your nose, and whether a phone that’s seen the bathroom is ever truly clean. The laughs keep coming as Hoosier vents about his biggest pet peeves, with a special focus on terrible drivers, before an unexpected Squatty Potty conversation enters the chat. Just when you think it’s all jokes, the episode takes a thoughtful turn as the guys reflect on where they were during major national tragedies and the memories tied to those moments. A rollercoaster of laughs, rants, and real talk#SquattyPotty, #Gross, #Podcast, Send us Fan Mail

The boys kick things off the only way they know how drinking beers and a quick, regrettable trip down husky pants memory lane. From there, it’s straight into the chaotic world of reality TV, past and present.They reminisce about old-school classics like The Gong Show, before Joey takes an international detour to Spanish Temptation Island and pours one out for poor, broken Montoya. A discussion about The Crocodile Hunter somehow gives the guys an excuse to unleash even more awful accents.Along the way, we learn Hoosier is a dick to cats, debate the original “Karen” — Kate from Kate Plus 8 (yes, the cuck chair comes up), and dive into the bizarre world of Mormon Wives, giving Joey the chance to educate everyone on the art of soaking.The episode wraps with some SB predictions, and in a shocking twist to absolutely no one… Joey's big Wild Card Weekend upset did not happen.Reality TV, bad takes, worse accents#Montoya, #Huskypants, #realitytv, #cuckchair, #soakingSend us Fan Mail

Ring in the New Year with the boys as they kick things off by wishing everyone a Happy New Year and revisiting their most memorable—or most forgotten—NYE moments. Joey admits he rang in the new year at home watching the Stranger Things finale, which quickly spirals into a heated debate over the best and worst TV series finales of all time.Of course, things hit a snag when Hoosier proudly embraces his role as Mr. Anti–Pop Culture, having seen approximately none of the shows being discussed. Not to be left out, Hoosier takes control of the episode by hosting a very important tournament: a showdown of iconic ’90s women Joey had crushes on back in the day. Brackets are busted, opinions are questioned, and only one can be crowned Joey’s ultimate favorite.New year, same idiots, and a tournament nobody asked for but everyone needed#strangerthings, #happynewyear, #dryjanuarySend us Fan Mail

This week the guys sit down with a true workhorse of professional wrestling — The Brooklyn Brawler. With a career spanning decades, the Brawler shares stories from inside the locker room, life on the road, and what it was like working during some of the most iconic eras in wrestling history. From unforgettable opponents to the realities of being in the ring night after night, nothing is off the table.Joining the conversation is a special guest, Todd from the Duh It Down Podcast, helping break down classic moments, ask the questions real wrestling fans want answered, and add his own perspective to the discussion.If you love wrestling history, behind-the-scenes stories, and respect for the grind of the business, this episode is a must-listen. 🤼‍♂️🔥#brooklynbrawler, #wrestling, #WWE, #Stevelombardi, #duhitdownSend us Fan Mail

It’s the most wonderful mess of the year. The guys kick things off by uncovering Joey’s gift-wrapping technique best described as a monkey fighting a roll of tape. From there, they dive deep into forgotten Christmas movies, argue over which ones still slap, and which should be banned to the North Pole vault forever. A mini-tournament crowns the greatest Christmas movie villain of all time, Christmas cookies are judged harshly, and holiday songs are praised, roasted, and possibly blacklisted. Favorite gifts are discussed, traditions are questioned, and Joey has his mind absolutely blown when he discovers what Monkey Bread is. Ho ho holy hell#Christmas, #HansGruber, #BurgerMeisterMeisterBurgerSend us Fan Mail

This week’s episode kicks off with Hoosier absolutely strutting like he personally coached the team, crowing about Indiana crashing the CFP while Joey pretends not to care (he cares). From there, the boys take a few necessary shots at the baby of Notre Dame, because tradition matters.Hoosier then tries some psychological warfare with a game of This or That, hoping to rattle Joey… so naturally Joey escalates things by forcing Hoosier to guess Urban Dictionary definitions. What follows is dry heaving, regret, and way too much poop talk for a man who just ate.Not to be outdone, Hoosier fires back with riddles and mixology questions like a drunk escape room host, before the guys stumble down memory lane trying to recall the very few details they remember from their 21st birthdays.It’s loud, it’s unhinged, it’s educational in all the wrong ways.Overall… a real shitty episode#urbandictionary, #Hoosier, #Cignetti, #ND, #CFPSend us Fan Mail

The guys dive into their gloriously awkward middle school years, including Hoosier going from looking like he was built out of spare parts from a LEGO bin to suddenly becoming the guy everyone blamed for their “funny feelings” in homeroom. Even the lunch ladies were like, “Well damn, someone’s hormones finally kicked in" Joeybags relives his painfully awkward first kiss, they revisit school dances full of puff-shoulder dresses and Bon Jovi slow-jams, and they confess to getting buzzed in class off rum candies like tiny, alcoholic gremlins.Recess gets the respect it deserves, Hoosier explains why he was 100% convinced he was Reggie Miller, and Joey reveals his gambling addiction started with Topps baseball cards.And of course, they discuss the unspoken law of middle school: if your bookbag had even a hint of something that looked like poop on it, you were instantly labeled “Turd Boy” and your social life was over before lunch.Awkward, messy, and a little filthy — just like middle school.#MiddleSchool, #akward, #glowup, #recessSend us Fan Mail

The boys kick things off by thawing out Mariah Carey for her annual holiday rampage, then immediately ruin the Christmas spirit with back-to-back quizzes. Hoosier puts Joey Bags through a brutally unnecessary beer quiz, and Joey fires back with a Lego quiz that exposes just how… intimate Hoosier’s relationship with plastic bricks really is.They cool down (barely) with some sports talk about a certain college coach who decided loyalty was optional and bolted straight to a rival like a greased-up traitor.Then it’s “Fun Facts” time — which, naturally, derails into a full-blown blumpkin debate nobody asked for and everyone will regret.The guys wrap the chaos by diving into some music talk, because nothing says “quality podcasting” like going from Mariah Carey to blumpkins to power ballads in under an hour.#beer, #lego, #LSU, #OleMiss, #BlumpkinSend us Fan Mail

This week, Joey Bags and Hoosier serve up a full Thanksgiving platter of chaos. The guys kick things off with their shitty Night-Before-Thanksgiving stories—the kind that make you thankful you survived your 20s. They debate the best bar games , and rank their favorite side dishes.Then it’s onto Black Friday Madness, complete with plenty of stories involving a Walmart. Hoosier also pitches some truly unhinged Shark Tank ideas—ideas no shark would fund but every drunk uncle would invest in.Finally, the boys design a new line of stereotype bumper stickers, guaranteed to offend at least three relatives at your holiday dinner.Grab a plate, grab a drink, and try not to burn the house down—it's the Thanksgiving episode#gobblegobble, #thanksgiving, #blackfridaySend us Fan Mail

In this week’s episode, we dive into Things Men Do That Disgust Women—a list so long we had to keep Hoosier from adding footnotes. Then we take a hard left into Crazy Church Stories, because nothing pairs better with unholy behavior than a little Sunday trauma. And yes… there’s more games with Hoosier, plus way too much penis talk. Tricks, games, sizes—we’re basically running a carnival booth at this point. Bring popcorn. And maybe holy water#penistricks, #oldballs, #toobeaucoupSend us Fan Mail

It’s No Nut November and the boys are absolutely losing it. Things start innocent enough with a game of F–Marry–Kill featuring cartoon characters , but quickly spiral into Hoosier confessing his unhealthy knife fetish and the arrival of some very questionable tester monkeys.Meanwhile, Hoosier’s dad is out there raw-dogging life—chugging milk and doing 90 on the highway—while Joey Bags proves he’s both a South Park savant and dumber than a 7th grader from Catholic school.It’s chaos. It’s unhinged. It’s a smurfin’ good time#southpark, #Smurfs, #IU, #FMKSend us Fan Mail

The boys are feeling spooky as they dive into all things Halloween.  They kick things off with a heated (and slightly drunk) debate over the most controversial candy on Earth: Candy Corn. Love it or hate it, someone’s getting a root canal.Then it’s on to costumes, from awkward childhood fits to adult “slutty everything” looks. They confess their best (and worst) trick-or-treat memories, the chaotic nights of Halloween mischief, and which horror icons—Freddy, Jason, or Chucky—they’d least want showing up to an afterparty.Finally, Hoosier drops a brand-new game called DPS, his  spin on “F, Marry, Kill.” Grab your booze, a bag of candy, and prepare for a night of bad takes, worse decisions, and premium Halloween degeneracy#Halloween, #Candycorn, #tiffanyamberthiesenSend us Fan Mail

It’s time to bust out the dusty toy chest and a questionable amount of childhood trauma. In this episode, the guys dive deep into the glory days of Gen X toys—when screens were tiny, plastic was king, and every toy smelled vaguely like lead paint.From slamming buttons on electronic football like it owed them money, to ripping open Stretch Armstrong like a couple of feral hyenas, nothing from their childhood is safe. They’ll talk comics, board games, G.I. Joes, and the kind of dangerous fun that would give modern parents heart palpitations.Grab your Capri Sun, hide your mom’s good scissors, and join us for a delightfully inappropriate trip down memory lane#stretcharmstrong, #GiJoe, #greenmachineSend us Fan Mail

This week, the guys try to power through a technical nightmare as their microphones wage war against them. But the show must go on—especially when “Wheel of Impersonations” is involved.From chaotic Peter Griffin impressions to truly cursed attempts at Joe Pesci and John Travolta, the wheel has no mercy… and neither do their terrible accents. 😅So grab your headphones, embrace the audio glitches, and get ready to laugh at them—not with them#mictrouble, #impersonations, #badaccentsSend us Fan Mail

This week, the guys fire up the flux capacitor and head straight into Hollywood’s alternate universe where Eric Stoltz actually stayed in Back to the Future and John Travolta turned down the chance to say, “Life is like a box of chocolates.” They imagine how those iconic movies would’ve totally changed and possibly ruined our childhoods. Then, they swerve hard into America’s dumbest still-active laws. Why is touching concrete in Virginia basically a felony? And who in Oregon got busted for eating a donut while walking backwards? Tune in for a time-traveling, law-breaking, brain-melting episode full of “what ifs,” “why nots,” and “wait, that’s real?” moments#BTTF, #Donuts, #BubbagumpSend us Fan Mail

This week’s episode is a chaotic grab bag of nonsense that no one asked for but you’re getting anyway. The guys kick things off by bravely (and very incorrectly) attempting to mansplain women’s anatomy like they’re teaching a 7th-grade health class while drunk. From there, Joey gets put through the ringer with a series of ridiculous games: guessing who’s alive or dead, aging TV personalities, and trying to define bizarre medical terms that sound like kinks you’d find on Craigslist. Naturally, all roads lead to an in-depth discussion on the greatest pubic wig you never knew you needed: the merkin. Strap in (or strap on), because this one goes off the rails faster than Joey’s attention span#Merkin, #Trivia, #BeerSend us Fan Mail

This week’s episode starts with a “harmless” impromptu trivia game that spirals faster than Joey Bags’ attention span at a strip club buffet. Between brain farts and breakdowns, Joey can’t stop yelling “Beat it!” like a horny Michael Jackson impersonator, the show also derails into an aggressively detailed discussion about the Golden Girls’ grooming routines (spoiler: Blanche does not leave it to chance)Pop culture knowledge, Questionable Segways, Absolute nonsense, Brain rot? Yes this episode has it allStrap in or better yet, beat it#trivia, #brainrot, #goldengirls, #beatitSend us Fan Mail

This week the guys hop in a time machine fueled by Crystal Pepsi and head straight back to the 80s and 90s. Remember payphones so dirty you needed a tetanus shot just to make a call? Or skating rinks where the only safety equipment was your mom yelling “walk it off”? We’re talking pagers that made you feel important, cars without seatbelts because “you’ll be fine,” helmets that apparently weren’t invented yet, Oh, and lawn darts, because nothing says “childhood fun” like flinging medieval weapons at your cousin And of course, the Sears catalog: half shopping guide, half “puberty survival kit” for lonely teenagers flipping to the lingerie section. Top it all off with rotary phones that gave you a forearm workout worthy of a gym membership#sears, #jarts, #80's, #90'sSend us Fan Mail

This week’s episode kicks off with the guys debating which exotic animals they’d adopt… until it quickly devolves (as it always does) into a conversation about every bodily function known to man. From poop jokes to humping hypotheticals, nothing is safe. Toss in a wild Ozempic side-effect confession, a toddler-vs-animal showdown, and some listener feedback that proves our audience is just as twisted as we are. Basically, if it comes out of the body, we talked about it. Bring a mop and some headphones—this one’s messy.#poop, #sloth, #ozempic, #humpingSend us Fan Mail

It’s football season, baby! Buckle up, degenerates, it’s the NFL Spectacular, and for the first time ever the boys dragged in a special guest: Smith & Hazel’s very own football “expert” TJ . Together they march through every NFL division like drunken referees with a whistle problem, dropping hot takes, cold predictions, and way too many poop jokes at the expense of the Browns. When they hit the NFC East, the gloves come off, the trash talk hits Pro-Bowl levels, and egos are bruised harder than a rookie QB’s ribs. Sprinkle in some fantasy football advice that may or may not ruin your league, a few Super Bowl predictions bold enough to get them banned from Vegas, and you’ve got yourself one messy, hilarious ride.This isn’t NFL coverage—it’s NFL coverage drunk, naked, and screaming at a ref. 🏈🍺💩#NFL, #FantasyFootball, #Ravens, #Giants, #CommandersSend us Fan Mail

Class is officially in session, and the guys are serving up a syllabus of bad decisions. This trip down memory lane includes cars getting swallowed by the ocean, drunken fist fights, klepto adventures, and enough bodily fluids to qualify as a crime scene. They’ll cover the time clothes came off at the bar faster than beer goggles could go on, plus the keg death pact between two idiots who thought ‘responsible drinking’ was a myth. Grab a beer and get ready for stories that reek of cheap liquor, bad choices, and questionable stains. If you ever wondered what happens when booze, bad decisions, and barely-passing grades collide, this is your crash course.#booze, #streaking, #Kegs, #animalhouseSend us Fan Mail

The guys start off with a breakdown of what’s in their glasses for the night (because priorities). From there, it’s a trip back to their younger days, revisiting the jobs that paid just enough for cheap beer and gas money, along with the kind of workplace stories HR departments would rather bury. Things wrap up with a game that asks a truly important question: how many wild Australian beetles could Hoosier realistically take down in a gladiator arena? It’s part drinking, part nostalgia, and part insect-based absurdity—basically, a typical night with these guys.#australia, #beer, #oddjobs, #GladiatorSend us Fan Mail

This week, the guys crack open their college transcripts, many beers and instantly regret it. Between the sea of C’s, a few well-earned D’s courtesy of too many nights at the campus bar, and the occasional A in crucial academic subjects like Intro to Swimming and Beginning Poetry, it’s clear they weren’t exactly honor roll material. They also swap ridiculous college stories, from run-ins with absurdly hot professors to a neighbor who treated “alone time” like a competitive sportAlong the way, they briefly detour into Howard Stern’s recent firing, mostly because it’s comforting to know even legends can get booted from the top. It’s a celebration of mediocrity, questionable study habits, and the enduring truth that sometimes “just passing” is still a win#howardstern, #C'sgetdegrees, #0.0, #masterofbatingSend us Fan Mail

This week, the guys assemble the ultimate zombie apocalypse survival guide—except it’s less Navy SEALs and more “guys who peaked at a keg party in 1994.” They have what can only be described as creative survival strategies: barricading themselves in Costco because who doesn’t want unlimited snacks when civilization collapses, considering a deserted island (fingers crossed for decent Wi-Fi), plotting to commandeer a cruise ship for endless buffets and questionable decisions, or fortifying a cement factory—because nothing says “safe zone” like industrial-grade monotony and heavy machineryThen it's a hard pivot (and we mean hard) into chaotic college memories: toga parties that smelled like sausage and illegal rooftop plumbing experiments.It's dumb. It's dangerous. It's the most fun you’ll have while society collapses.Warning: Explicit content, poor life choices, and unlicensed zombie strippers ahead.#hotzombieaction, #roofpooping, #TogaToga, #endoftheworld Send us Fan Mail

The boys crack open way too many beers and dive headfirst into the chaos that is Happy Gilmore 2. Is it a hole-in-one or a cinematic double bogey? Along the way, they spiral into a messy debate about the best and worst movie sequels of all time—Godfather II gets love, Major League II gets benched. Expect beer-fueled hot takes, nostalgia rants, and at least one heated argument about which National Lampoon’s Vacation movie deserves to be exiled from the family road trip. By the end, someone's trying to fight a windmill on a mini-golf course. Par for the course. Jackass!#HappyGilmore2 , #AdamSandler, #Shooter, #JackassSend us Fan Mail

This week, we button-mash our way through a mess of topics that definitely don’t belong together, but somehow make sense in our brains.We start by blowing into ancient Nintendo cartridges like it's 1994 - because yes, your childhood was a lie and that never actually worked. We dust off the 8-bit legends—back when saving your game meant leaving the console on for 72 hours straightJust when you think you can’t handle more, BAM — UFOs. Are the little green men here to probe more than just your backside? Do they play Madden in their motherships? And seriously, did the Patriots’ dynasty end because aliens finally got tired of cheating on Earth?It’s retro games, pro ball, and probing from every angle. Literally.Warning: Contains aggressive nostalgia, unverified alien sightings, and strong opinions about Tecmo Bowl.#Mario, #Zelda, #Gaming, #UFOSend us Fan Mail

This week, we cover essential TV picks you need to be watching (or at least pretending you’ve seen at parties). We get into our borderline obsessive respect for Walton Goggins, the only man who can make southern charm feel vaguely threatening.And finally: the question no one asked, but we had to answer — if you dropped Hoosier into an arena with a swarm of snakes and told him to fight his way out, what happens? Do snakes play mind games? Does Hoosier go feral? Is there blood? Yes. Probably his.TV. Goggins. Snakes. It’s a weird one. Buckle up.#newepisode, #Goggins, #Snakes, #BingeWorthyTV, #WaltonWorshipSend us Fan Mail

This week on Smith and Hazel, Joey Bags and Hoosier crack open some beers and even more questionable opinions. First up: a quick, sudsy dive into their favorite brew of the evening (one of them swears by a beer so light, it might legally be considered flavored air). Then it’s time for the ultimate Adam Sandler movie tier list—expect controversy, poor impressions, and a heated debate over whether Little Nicky is a cinematic masterpiece or an actual war crime.But just when you think things can’t get any weirder, the guys uncover a news story so foul, so pungent, it nearly shuts the studio down. Yes, friends, it’s the Great Smelly Situation—and you will want to hear it.Grab a cold one, lower your standards, and let Smith and Hazel do what they do best: make chaos sound charming.Send us Fan Mail

🎙️ Just a little peek under the tent...It’s like eavesdropping on your favorite group chat—if your group chat had questionable opinions and zero fact-checking. The guys are warming up. You’ve been warned.Send us Fan Mail