Smoking and Drinking in Space!

Rob and Jason wonder what the hell is going on. Durango makes no sense and Sy is an enigma, wrapped in a mystery, smothered in confusion. Dysfunctional Summer is almost over with season 4, episodes 3 and 4 of The Umbrella Academy.

This week Jason and Rob think about letting the existence ending blob consume them as they finish their journey through the Dysfunctional Summer with episodes 5 and 6 of season 4 of The Umbrella Academy.

This week Jason and Rob ride a freaky, backwards speaking subway in search of a way to stop yet another world-ending event as they review season 4 episodes 1 and 2 of The Umbrella Academy.

Rob and Jason sit down and witness the end of the world yet again. There seems to be a theme in each of these seasons. Will it continue into season 4? We don’t know, we haven’t seen it yet. It’s season 4, episodes 9 and 10 of the Umbrella Academy.

This week Jason and Rob beat the Dysfunctional Summer heat by playing in traffic as they review season 3 episodes 7 and 8 of The Umbrella Academy.

Rob and Jason dive into the deep topics; immortality, Stockholm Syndrome, and cousin stuff. Just another normal Dysfunctional Summer episode covering season 3, episodes 5-6 of The Umbrella Academy.

This week Jason and Rob continue to play with the kugelblitz as they review season 3 episodes 3 and 4 of The Umbrella Academy

Rob and Jason sit down and talk about wigs, dance moves, and new powers. Sounds like Dysfunctional Summer is moving right along. It’s season 3, episodes 1 and 2 of The Umbrella Academy.

This week Jason and Rob fight off an army of cartoon headed agents as they wrap up season 2 discussing episodes 9 and 10 of The Umbrella Academy.

Rob and Jason talk about Jason’s love of peanut butter and chocolate, the uselessness that is Vanya, and whether or not being possessed while having sex is considered a threesome. It’s just another Dysfunctional Summer as we discuss season 2, episodes 7 and 8 of The Umbrella Academy.

This week Jason and Rob fumble around trying to prevent a historical tragedy as they review season 2 episodes 5 and 6 of The Umbrella Academy.

Rob and Jason continue their Dysfunctional Summer with a little talk about cream filled things, performance anxiety, and conspiracy theories. It's The Umbrella Academy, Season 2 Episodes 3 and 4.

This week Jason and Rob put their boots on as they get lost in time in 1960's Dallas while they review season 2 episodes 1 and 2 of The Umbrella Academy.

Rob and Jason finish up the first season of their Dysfunctional Summer and talk about who was the least messed up this season. It’s Season 1, Episodes 9 and 10 of The Umbrella Academy.

This week Rob does a little freestyle mouth music while Jason is dealing with some connection issues before they turn their attention to reviewing episodes 7 and 8 of season 1 of The Umbrella Academy.

Rob and Jason talk about things that don't matter because the episode reset at the end. Basically just a waste of time really. Seems about right for the Dysfunctional Summer. It's The Umbrella Academy, Season 5 and 6.

This week our Dysfunctional Summer continues while Jason and Rob contemplate a new breakfast pastry as they review episodes 3 and 4 of season 1 of The Umbrella Academy.

Summer isn’t quite here, but Rob and Jason are impatient. They kick off their annual summer series, this time with a family that excels at arguing, getting into trouble, and not much else. It’s our Dysfunctional Summer with the Umbrella Academy, Season 1, Episodes 1 & 2.

This week Jason and Rob get voluntold to go on a mission to outer space and save the world from some spicy space bacteria as they review 2026's Project Hail Mary.

This week Jason and Rob start wandering towards the Rockies in search of their family as they review season 2 episode 8 of Fallout.

This week Jason and Rob escape Uranium City as they review season 2 episode 7 of Fallout.

This week Jason and Rob get uranium shoved into their guts as they review season 2 episode 6 of Fallout.

This week Jason and Rob get impaled on an old street sign after falling out a window as they review season 2 episode 5 of Fallout.

This week Jason and Rob spit out tainted ass jerky as they review season 2 episode 4 of Fallout.

This week Jason and Rob look around the wasteland for some help, but find none as they review season two, episode three of Fallout.

This week Jason and Rob lament on how patrolling the Mojave almost makes one wish for a nuclear winter as they review episode two of season two of Fallout.

This week the guys head back into the Wasteland in search of justice and a few caps as they review season 2 episode 1 of Fallout.

A brand new episode reviewing the brand new movie The Running Man with brand new hosts. We lied about one of those things!

Rob and Jason reunite with their estranged son and hug it out while they review the final episode of season one of Dune: Prophecy.

This week Jason and Rob draw some pretty pictures induced by spice fueled fever dreams as they review episode four of season one of Dune: Prophecy.

Rob and Jason exit their cone of silence to review episode three of season one of Dune: Prophecy.

Jason and Rob get possessed as they review episode 5 of season one of Dune: Prophecy.

This week Jason and Rob continue their weirding ways as they review episode two of season one of Dune: Prophecy.

SaDiS is back and discussing the prequel series Dune: Prophecy.

This week Jason and Rob quietly discuss the most implausible alien invasion apocalypse ever conceived as they review 2024's A Quiet Place: Day One.

This week the guys are sad to say goodbye to the Wasteland as they wrap up their coverage of the post-apocalyptic retro-futuristic world of Fallout with Season 1 episodes 7 and 8.

This week the guys suit up in their power armor and review episodes five and six of season one of Fallout.

This week the guys head to the Super-Duper Mart to score a new finger as they review episodes three and four of season one of Fallout.

This week the guys fire up their Pip-Boys and head out into the wasteland as they discuss the new TV series Fallout, episodes one and two.

This week the guys head back to the old firehouse in New York where busting feels so good as they review 2024's Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire.

The guys are back from hiatus to review part two of the sandy space epic, it's 2024's Dune: Part 2.

This week Jason and Rob eye the other looking for signs they aren't what they appear to be as they discuss John Carpenter's study of paranoia with 1982's The Thing.Russia's Moon Landing - https://www.theverge.com/2023/8/20/23839240/russias-luna-25-space-craft-ceased-to-exist-after-colliding-with-the-moonSpace Trash - https://gizmodo.com/nasa-transastra-space-junk-1850792072Jupiter's Explosion - https://www.iflscience.com/something-just-smacked-into-jupiter-and-amateur-astronomers-captured-it-70524

This week the guys get back to the business of not reviewing crappy TV series as they prevent pre-crimes while reviewing 2002's Minority Report.Deadpool 3 Pulled - https://comicbookmovie.com/deadpool/deadpool-3/deadpool-3-absent-from-disneys-release-schedule-suggesting-a-delay-is-now-imminent-a204920#gs.4dmyqyStrange New World - https://www.denofgeek.com/tv/star-trek-strange-new-worlds-season-3-cliffhanger-season-2-ending-explained/Electrified Cement - https://www.science.org/content/article/electrified-cement-could-turn-houses-and-roads-nearly-limitless-batteriesAccelerator Ferret - https://www.sciencealert.com/bizarre-true-story-physicists-once-put-a-ferret-in-a-particle-accelerator

In this, the final episode of Hot Heroes Summer, Jason and Rob give thanks that they don't have to review anymore of these episodes as they reflect back at the past few months and wonder why they did this to themselves in the first place. It's Heroes season four episodes thirteen through eighteen.

Rob and Jason see the light at the end of the tunnel. They aren't sure if it's the end of Hot Heroes Summer, or a freight train. Either way, the torture will come to an end. Its Heroes, Season 4, Episodes 7-12.

This week the guys head to the carnival for a new (and, thankfully, final) season of Heroes, it's Season 3 episodes 1 to 6.

Rob and Jason finish off another season of Heroes as they approach the finish line of Hot Heroes Summer. We are so close, we can taste it. Unfortunately, it tastes like it "turnt" a number of years ago. It's Heroes, Season 3, Episodes 20-25.

This week the guys get a slight reprieve from the awful writing this Hot Heroes Summer as they enter the fugitives portion of season three of Heroes with episodes fourteen through nineteen.

Rob and Jason continue their Hot Heroes Summer coverage and wonder what the writers were on when they figured out this season. Disjointed stories, half baked ideas, and aliens. It's Heroes, Season 3, Episodes 7-13.

It's a disappointing end to a lackluster season complete with inconsistent power sets and unnecessary characters. Rob and Jason finish off Season 2 of Heroes in their continuing coverage of Hot Heroes Summer.