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Smooth Criminal

by Tori Hodgman

Smooth Criminals are everywhere and we're not talking about professional, slick, undetected criminals either. Here at Smooth Criminal we uncover some of the most ridiculous crimes ever committed. Join us as we take a light-hearted look at criminals who are so inept and accidentally hilarious, they really should have pursued careers in stand up comedy. Be careful out there and don't get hit by a smooth criminal! Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/smoothcriminal. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Episodes

  1. 55. Pot

    Crimes are serious, there's no denying but what if the crimes involve marijuana? Well that's another story entirely! Smooth Criminals are everywhere. And they are great to laugh at and be bewildered by. Just don't get hit by one! Join me, Tori Hodgman, as we look at some of the dumbest criminals...

  2. 54. Planes

    Crimes are serious, there's no denying but what if the crimes involve planes? Well that's another story entirely! Smooth Criminals are everywhere. And they are great to laugh at and be bewildered by. Just don't get hit by one! Join me, Tori Hodgman, as we look at some of the dumbest criminals and...

  3. Uh oh

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  4. 53. Hiders

    Crimes are serious, there's no denying but what if the criminal poorly chose a hiding spot that lead to their undoing? Well that's another story entirely! Smooth Criminals are everywhere. And they are great to laugh at and be bewildered by. Just don't get hit by one! Join me, Tori Hodgman, as we...

  5. 52. T P

    Crimes are serious, there's no denying but what if they involve toilet paper? Well that's another story entirely! Smooth Criminals are everywhere. And they are great to laugh at and be bewildered by. Just don't get hit by one! Join me, Tori Hodgman, as we look at some of the dumbest criminals and...

  6. 51. Cops

    Crimes are serious, there's no denying but what if they involve cops? Well that's another story entirely! Smooth Criminals are everywhere. And they are great to laugh at and be bewildered by. Just don't get hit by one! Join me, Tori Hodgman, as we look at some of the dumbest criminals and…

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  7. 50. Pumpkins

    Crimes are serious, there's no denying but what if they involve pumpkins? Well that's another story entirely! Smooth Criminals are everywhere. And they are great to laugh at and be bewildered by. Just don't get hit by one! Join me, Tori Hodgman, as we look at some of the dumbest criminals and...

  8. 49. Selfies

    Crimes are serious, there's no denying but what if idiots got caught out because of selfies? Well that's another story entirely! Smooth Criminals are everywhere. And they are great to laugh at and be bewildered by. Just don't get hit by one! Join me, Tori Hodgman, as we look at some of the…

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  9. 48. Undies

    Crimes are serious, there's no denying but what if they involve underwear? Well that's another story entirely! Smooth Criminals are everywhere. And they are great to laugh at and be bewildered by. Just don't get hit by one! Join me, Tori Hodgman, as we look at some of the dumbest criminals and...

  10. 47. Pizza

    Crimes are serious, there's no denying but what if they involve pizza? Well that's another story entirely! Smooth Criminals are everywhere. And they are great to laugh at and be bewildered by. Just don't get hit by one! Join me, Tori Hodgman, as we look at some of the dumbest criminals and…

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  11. 46. Funerals

    Crimes are serious, there's no denying but what if they occurred before, during or after a funeral? Well that's another story entirely! Smooth Criminals are everywhere. And they are great to laugh at and be bewildered by. Just don't get hit by one! Join me, Tori Hodgman, as we look at some of the...

  12. 45. Buses

    Crimes are serious, there's no denying but what if they involve buses? Well that's another story entirely! Smooth Criminals are everywhere. And they are great to laugh at and be bewildered by. Just don't get hit by one! Join me, Tori Hodgman, as we look at some of the dumbest criminals and…

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  13. 44. Cows

    Crimes are serious, there's no denying but what if they involve cows? Well that's another story entirely! Smooth Criminals are everywhere. And they are great to laugh at and be bewildered by. Just don't get hit by one! Join me, Tori Hodgman, as we look at some of the dumbest criminals and…

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  14. 43. Sex

    Crimes are serious, there's no denying but what if they involve unsatisfactory sex? Well that's another story entirely! Smooth Criminals are everywhere. And they are great to laugh at and be bewildered by. Just don't get hit by one! Join me, Tori Hodgman, as we look at some of the dumbest…

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  15. 42. Dads

    Crimes are serious, there's no denying but what if they involve Dads? Well that's another story entirely! Smooth Criminals are everywhere. And they are great to laugh at and be bewildered by. Just don't get hit by one! Join me, Tori Hodgman, as we look at some of the dumbest criminals and…

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  16. 41. ID

    Crimes are serious, there's no denying but what if they involve idiots who left their ID at the scene of the crime? Well that's another story entirely! Smooth Criminals are everywhere. And they are great to laugh at and be bewildered by. Just don't get hit by one! Join me, Tori Hodgman, as we…

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  17. 40. Cakes

    Crimes are serious, there's no denying but what if they involve cakes? Well that's another story entirely! Smooth Criminals are everywhere. And they are great to laugh at and be bewildered by. Just don't get hit by one! Join me, Tori Hodgman, as we look at some of the dumbest criminals and…

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  18. 39. Bums

    Crimes are serious, there's no denying but what if they involve bums? Well that's another story entirely! Smooth Criminals are everywhere. And they are great to laugh at and be bewildered by. Just don't get hit by one! Join me, Tori Hodgman, as we look at some of the dumbest criminals and…

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  19. I miss you groovers!

    Crimes are serious, there's no denying but what if they involve bikes? Well that's another story entirely! Smooth Criminals are everywhere. And they are great to laugh at and be bewildered by. Just don't get hit by one! Join me, Tori Hodgman, as we look at some of the dumbest criminals and...

  20. 38. Bikes

    Crimes are serious, there's no denying but what if they involve bikes? Well that's another story entirely! Smooth Criminals are everywhere. And they are great to laugh at and be bewildered by. Just don't get hit by one! Join me, Tori Hodgman, as we look at some of the dumbest criminals and…

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  21. 37. Squirrels

    Crimes are serious, there's no denying but what if they were committed by squirrels? Well that's another story entirely! Smooth Criminals are everywhere. And they are great to laugh at and be bewildered by. Just don't get hit by one! Join me, Tori Hodgman, as we look at some of the dumbest...

  22. 36. Erections

    Crimes are serious, there's no denying but what if they involve gigantic erections? Well that's another story entirely! Smooth Criminals are everywhere. And they are great to laugh at and be bewildered by. Just don't get hit by one! Join me, Tori Hodgman, as we look at some of the dumbest…

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  23. 35. COVID19

    Crimes are serious, there's no denying. But with the emergence of the COVID19 Global Pandemic, a new breed of crimes soon appeared. Today we look at Coronacrimes of the year 2020. Smooth Criminals are everywhere. And they are great to laugh at and be bewildered by. Just don't get hit by one! Join...

  24. 34. 000

    Crimes are serious, there's no denying. But what about when people call emergency services for anything but an emergency? Well that's another story entirely! Smooth Criminals are everywhere. And they are great to laugh at and be bewildered by. Just don't get hit by one! Join me, Tori Hodgman, as…

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  25. 33. Nudists

    Crimes are serious, there's no denying. But what if the crimes were committed by people who were stark naked at the time? Well that's another story entirely! Smooth Criminals are everywhere. And they are great to laugh at and be bewildered by. Just don't get hit by one! Join me, Tori Hodgman, as…

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  26. 32. Maccas

    Crimes are serious, there's no denying. But what if the crimes were committed at a McDonalds? Well that's another story entirely! Smooth Criminals are everywhere. And they are great to laugh at and be bewildered by. Just don't get hit by one! Join me, Tori Hodgman, as we look at some of the…

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  27. 31. Horses

    Crimes are serious, there's no denying. But what if the crimes involve horses? Well that's another story entirely! Smooth Criminals are everywhere. And they are great to laugh at and be bewildered by. Just don't get hit by one! Join me, Tori Hodgman, as we look at some of the dumbest criminals…

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  28. 30. Poo

    Crimes are serious, there's no denying. But what if the crimes involve poo? Well that's another story entirely! Smooth Criminals are everywhere. And they are great to laugh at and be bewildered by. Just don't get hit by one! Join me, Tori Hodgman, as we look at some of the dumbest criminals and...

  29. 29. Mums

    Crimes are serious, there's no denying. But what if the crimes were committed by mothers? Well that's another story entirely! Smooth Criminals are everywhere. And they are great to laugh at and be bewildered by. Just don't get hit by one! Join me, Tori Hodgman, as we look at some of the dumbest...

  30. 28. Penises

    Crimes are serious, there's no denying. But what if the crimes involved penises? Well that's another story entirely! Smooth Criminals are everywhere. And they are great to laugh at and be bewildered by. Just don't get hit by one! Join me, Tori Hodgman, as we look at some of the dumbest criminals...

  31. THE WRECK OF THE RUBY PRINCESS: EPISODE 10: The Ruby Princess Ground Zero for Tasmanian Cluster

    This special series from the Smooth Criminal Podcast, is following the saga of the Ruby Princess cruise ship. This massive debacle following the disembarkation of passengers in Sydney, Australia on March 19th, 2020, has led to 19 Australians dying from COVID19 and sadly now 2 international...

  32. 27. Drones

    Crimes are serious, there's no denying. But what if the crimes involved drones? Well that's another story entirely! Smooth Criminals are everywhere. And they are great to laugh at and be bewildered by. Just don't get hit by one! Join me, Tori Hodgman, as we look at some of the dumbest criminals…

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  33. 26. Cheese

    Crimes are serious, there's no denying. But what if the crimes involved cheese? Well that's another story entirely! Smooth Criminals are everywhere. And they are great to laugh at and be bewildered by. Just don't get hit by one! Join me, Tori Hodgman, as we look at some of the dumbest criminals…

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  34. THE WRECK OF THE RUBY PRINCESS: EPISODE 6: Another witness account Sarah Prudhom

    This special series from the Smooth Criminal Podcast, is following the saga of the Ruby Princess cruise ship. This massive debacle following the disembarkation of passengers in Sydney, Australia on March 19th, 2020, has led to 19 Australians dying from COVID19 and sadly now 2 international...

  35. THE WRECK OF THE RUBY PRINCESS: EPISODE 3: Steven Lazarus

    This special series from the Smooth Criminal Podcast, is following the saga of the Ruby Princess cruise ship. This massive debacle following the disembarkation of passengers in Sydney, Australia on March 19th, 2020, has led to 19 Australians dying from COVID19 and sadly now one international...

  36. SEASON 2 COMING NEXT WEDNESDAY

    Join us next week for Season 2. Stay safe everyone and be kind! Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/smoothcriminal. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  37. Michelle

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  38. 25. Pigs

    Crimes are serious, there's no denying. But what if the crimes involved pigs? Well that's another story entirely! Smooth Criminals are everywhere. And they are great to laugh at and be bewildered by. Just don't get hit by one! Join me, Tori Hodgman, as we look at some of the dumbest criminals and...

  39. 24. Seniors

    Crimes are serious, there's no denying. But what if the crimes were committed by our elderly population? Well that's another story entirely! Smooth Criminals are everywhere. And they are great to laugh at and be bewildered by. Just don't get hit by one! Join me, Tori Hodgman, as we look at some…

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  40. Oops! I've had a Seniors Moment!

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  41. 23. Corona

    Crimes are serious, there's no denying. But what if the crimes involve beer? Well that's another story entirely! Smooth Criminals are everywhere. And they are great to laugh at and be bewildered by! Just don't get hit by one!Join me, Tori Hodgman, as we look at some of the dumbest criminals and...

  42. 22. Farts

    Crimes are serious, there's no denying. But what if the crimes involve farts? Well that's another story entirely! Smooth Criminals are everywhere. And they are great to laugh at and be bewildered by! Just don't get hit by one!Join me, Tori Hodgman, as we look at some of the dumbest criminals and...

  43. 21. Boats

    Crimes are serious, there's no denying. But what if the crimes involve boats? Well that's another story entirely! Smooth Criminals are everywhere. And they are great to laugh at and be bewildered by! Just don't get hit by one!Join me, Tori Hodgman, as we look at some of the dumbest criminals and...

  44. 20. Tacos

    Crimes are serious, there's no denying. But what if the crimes involve tasty, tasty tacos? Well that's another story entirely! Smooth Criminals are everywhere. And they are great to laugh at and be bewildered by! Just don't get hit by one!Join me, Tori Hodgman, as we look at some of the dumbest...

  45. 19. Jail

    Crimes are serious, there's no denying. But what if the motive for the crime is to be sent back to jail? Well that's another story entirely! Smooth Criminals are everywhere. And they are great to laugh at and be bewildered by! Just don't get hit by one!Join me, Tori Hodgman, as we look at some of...

  46. Oops! Technomological Difficulties!

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  47. 18. Love

    Crimes are serious, there's no denying. But what if the crimes involve loving an object a little too much? Well that's another story entirely! Smooth Criminals are everywhere. And they are great to laugh at and be bewildered by! Just don't get hit by one!Join me, Tori Hodgman, as we look at some…

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  48. 17. Ice

    Crimes are serious, there's no denying. But what if the crimes involve ice? Well that's another story entirely! Smooth Criminals are everywhere. And they are great to laugh at and be bewildered by! Just don't get hit by one!Join me, Tori Hodgman, as we look at some of the dumbest criminals and...

  49. 16. Music

    Crimes are serious, there's no denying. But what if the crimes involve dogs? Well that's another story entirely! Smooth Criminals are everywhere. And they are great to laugh at and be bewildered by! Just don't get hit by one! Join me, Tori Hodgman, as we look at some of the dumbest criminals and...

  50. 15. Dogs

    Crimes are serious, there's no denying. But what if the crimes involve dogs? Well that's another story entirely! Smooth Criminals are everywhere. And they are great to laugh at and be bewildered by! Just don't get hit by one! Join me, Tori Hodgman, as we look at some of the dumbest criminals and...

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Smooth Criminals are everywhere and we're not talking about professional, slick, undetected criminals either. Here at Smooth Criminal we uncover some of the most ridiculous crimes ever committed. Join us as we take a light-hearted look at criminals who are so inept and accidentally hilarious, they really should have pursued careers in stand up comedy.

Be careful out there and don't get hit by a smooth criminal!

Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/smoothcriminal.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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