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So You Think You Can Pitch

by Stephen

Stephen and Peter are both veteran hawkers, pitchmen, sales persons of interest, and all around agents of chaos. With over 40 years of combined direct sales and product demonstrations in some of the most high pressure environments imaginable, we're here to evaluate the new frontier of amateur internet hawkers using all the tried and true methods. All while Stephen is just insanely mean to Peter.

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Episodes

  1. So You Think You Can Pitch... Spin Scrubbers!?

    These pitches are about to get put through the rinse cycle — again. Stephen and Peter are back, and this week they're scrubbing through TikTok's most enthusiastic influencers pitching spin scrubbers. Cordless drill brushes, electric shower scrubbers, multi-attachment cleaning machines — if it's...

  2. So You Think You Can Pitch... Mandolins!?

    Sharp pitches, sharper blades — let's see who walks away unscathed. Stephen and Peter are back, and this week they're slicing through TikTok's most fearless influencers pitching mandolines. Adjustable thickness settings, julienne attachments, finger guards that may or may not get used — if it's...

  3. So You Think You Can Pitch... Garment Steamers!?

    Things are about to get steamy — and not just the pitches. Stephen and Peter are back, and this week they're pressing TikTok's most polished influencers pitching garment steamers. Handheld steamers, full standing units, travel sized wonders — if it's promising wrinkle-free mornings and a...

  4. So You Think You Can Pitch...At ALL!?

    Everyone's got opinions. Not everyone's got receipts. Stephen and Peter are back, and this week they're flipping the script. Forget the products — this episode is about the pitchers who think they know how to pitch. TikTok's most confident sales coaches, self-proclaimed closing gurus, and…

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  5. So You Think You Can Pitch...Christmas!?

    'Tis the season to separate the closers from the coal. Stephen and Peter are back, and this time they're unwrapping TikTok's most festive influencers pitching Christmas gifts. Gadgets, candles, personalized keepsakes, last-minute lifesavers — if it's getting shoved under a tree this holiday…

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  6. So You Think You Can Pitch... Face Towels!?

    Soft claims, bold pitches — let's see who comes out clean. Stephen and Peter are back, and this week they're drying off with TikTok's most passionate influencers pitching face towels. Microfiber, bamboo, muslin, cooling towels — if it touches your face and calls itself luxurious, it's under the...

  7. So You Think You Can Pitch... Gloves!?

    Handle with care — because some of these pitches are fragile. Stephen and Peter are back, and this week they're getting hands-on with TikTok's most determined influencers pitching gloves. We're breaking down who's got a grip on their sales game and who's fumbling at the finish line. From the...

  8. So You Think You Can Pitch... Hydrojugs!?

    Stay hydrated, because this episode is a lot to take in. Stephen and Peter are back, and this week they're diving deep into the world of TikTok influencers pitching HydroJugs — the oversized water jugs that have taken over gyms, offices, and everyone's For You Page. But do the pitches hit as hard...

  9. So You Think You Can Pitch...Sunglasses!?

    The forecast for today's episode? Bright pitches with a chance of cringe. Stephen and Peter are back and this time they're turning up the heat on TikTok's boldest influencers pitching sunglasses. From UV protection claims to lifestyle flexes, these creators are putting on a show — but do their...

  10. So You Think You Can Pitch... Screen Protectors!?

    This episode Stephen and Peter tackle screen protectors, where it seems everyone seems to be chasing the king of screen protector pitching, Magic John!

  11. So You Think You Can Pitch... Electric Razors!?

    Stephen and Peter tackle electric razors!

  12. So You Think You Can Pitch... Earphones!?

    Stephen and Peter tackle a trending product, earphones. Are people able to actually pitch earphones or have they been regulated to tech reviewers.

  13. So You Think You Can Pitch... Knives!?

    Welcome to the first (maybe second, chronologically) episode of So You Think You Can Pitch. Stephen and Peter tackle... mops!!! Credits are listed in the video itself, taken from TikTok, and spoken about with complete grace.

  14. So You Think You Can Pitch... Mops!?

    Welcome to the first (maybe second, chronologically) episode of So You Think You Can Pitch. Stephen and Peter tackle... mops!!! Credits are listed in the video itself, taken from TikTok, and spoken about with complete grace.

About this show

Stephen and Peter are both veteran hawkers, pitchmen, sales persons of interest, and all around agents of chaos. With over 40 years of combined direct sales and product demonstrations in some of the most high pressure environments imaginable, we're here to evaluate the new frontier of amateur internet hawkers using all the tried and true methods. All while Stephen is just insanely mean to Peter.

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Frequently asked questions

How many episodes does So You Think You Can Pitch have?

So You Think You Can Pitch has 14 episodes on PodParley. The most recent episode was published on July 11, 2026.

What is So You Think You Can Pitch about?

Stephen and Peter are both veteran hawkers, pitchmen, sales persons of interest, and all around agents of chaos. With over 40 years of combined direct sales and product demonstrations in some of the most high pressure environments imaginable, we're here to evaluate the new frontier of amateur...

How often does So You Think You Can Pitch release new episodes?

So You Think You Can Pitch publishes every two weeks, based on its 14 episodes since March 2026.

Who hosts So You Think You Can Pitch?

So You Think You Can Pitch is created and hosted by Stephen.
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