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Soccer Situations

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Soccer Culture Podcast

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Episodes

  1. Ep.80: "Too Cool for Capitalism"

    In a desperate attempt to grow the base, Alex and Todd discuss not one, but TWO NFL plotlines this week. Outside of that, it's mostly dunking on Tottenham Hotspur. Our cover photo features a lovely limited kit by @Mizuno for @fcaugsburg Enjoy the show, please rate & review on your platform of...

  2. Ep.79: "Catholic Royal Rumble"

    Alex is stunned by England's Crusader Kit. We're both titilated by a potential Tottenham relegation. Chicago gets a new stadium!

  3. Ep.78: "Cowboy F1 Driver"

    Alex and Todd are back to talk a tight title race, as well as Pluribus, The F1 Movie, and why AppleTV+ is now essential. If you opt for youtube, lots of cat action this week. Special thanks to Friend of the Pod Marion, who provided our gorgeous cover photo from a night out ‪@DetroitCityFC‬! If...

  4. Alex In LA

    Finally: Todd and Alex's long-lost LA conversation! We discuss a throwback Champions League party, East v West, and a whole lotta nonsense.

  5. Ep.77: "Ohhh, His Name is Diogo!"

    Todd and Alex are back, and so is the Prem! We chat new faces, new shirts, and new storylines as we head into the new season!

  6. Ep.76: "The Pod Double: Part 1: Liverpool are Premier League Champions

    The clunky title is supposed to be an MCU joke. In this episode, Todd and Alex ramble off-script mere moments after Liverpool thumped Tottenham 5-1 to seal their 20th league title. We also look forward to Arsenal's sexy Parisian tie in the Champions League. #premierleague #liverpoolfc #arsenal...

  7. Ep.75: "See the Energy"

    Alex and Todd relive Arsenal's incredible performance over Real Madrid in the Champion's League. Todd fills the hole left by White Lotus with a Stardew Valley clone. Alex re-enacts Sturgill Simpson lyrics in real time (See YouTube). #premierleague #uefa #manchesterunited #chelseafc #arsenal...

  8. EP.74: "An Actual Circus"

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  9. Ep.73: "Two Hands in the Air"

    Alex and Arsenal had a brilliant weekend, capped by the music supervisor at The Emirates providing a bonafide Soccer Situation™️ needle drop at the full-time whistle. Todd has a laugh at Liverpool's luck, then mixes up a number of other results before we have a mid-season KIT ALERT from Kappa and...

  10. Ep.72: "The Spacey Defense"

    The January transfer window has already revived Manchester City, just in time for the Champions League Knockouts. Bournemouth humiliate a direct rival for European glory. David Coote wants you to understand his cocaine binge at the Euros.

  11. Ep.71: "Baby Bench"

    Unai continues to torment Arsenal, a Dutch dynasty takes shape, and Everton gain ground on Manchester United and Tottenham!

  12. Ep.70: "It Sucks, It's Dangerous, but It's Better than Prison"

    Todd gives some thoughts on his experience with the historic and horrific LA wildfires, followed by some comic relief as we look at the North London Derby. Both hosts begin to sweat Nottingham Forest.

  13. Ep.69: "Missin' Michigan"

    Everyone in the title race is chillin... Except for Nottingham Forest. Trent Alexander-Arnold flirted with Real Madrid Royalty, and then faced royal backlash. Grand Rapids has new scenes developing in the underground, even as they build a proper stadium for a pro team!

  14. Ep.68: "Because He's Scouse"

    Todd comes to grips with the looming departure of sweet baby Trent. Alex shops the January window for potential Arsenal forwards. Wolves and Tractors awaken, reigniting the relegation battle.

  15. Ep.67: "Moshiri's Great Works"

    A new middle class is gentrifying the upper mid table! Everton have been saved by the Yanks, Manchester continues to crumble into the sea.

  16. Ep.66: "Maresca the Body Snatcher"

    A Merseyside postponement gives Arsenal & City a chance to close the gap, Manchester(s) continue to stumble, Tottenham disappoints again, Todd's latest bandwagon are MLS Champions, and Alex gets a tattoo!

  17. Ep.65: "In Defense of Bullying"

    Liverpool help their rivals with personal growth through physical intimidation! Arsenal and West Ham bend space & time to create a legendary half of football, and CHELSEA are in this title race! *Apologies for some sound issues in this episode, as we continue to work out the gremlins in our new...

  18. Ep.64: "Dynamic Duos"

    Liverpool are top of the LeagueS but have their biggest week yet ahead of them, Tottenham humiliate Man City in their own ground, Amorim's debut isn't his fault, and we discuss the league's best buddies!

  19. Ep.63: "For the Good of the Empire"

    Alex and Todd connect for their first transcontinental football conversation! We catch up on dodgy refs, Man City's struggle bus, Premier League risers Nottingham Forest and Brighton, and Todd adjusts to exhaustion and life on the west coast.

  20. Ep.62: "The Fabled 10 Games In"

    Alex and Todd are together in person ONE LAST TIME before Todd heads to LA! We talk a massive week in the league that left Alex distraught and Todd with a classic winners' headache. You know the kind.

  21. Ep.61: "The Super Timely Ten Hag Speculation Episode"

    We were certain that the fallout of Arsenal-Liverpool would be the headline this week. And it was, at the time of recording.

  22. Ep.60: "Super Moon Situations"

    Todd and Alex have an astrological horror show, discuss another historical example of such, and ground ourselves in the aftermath of Liverpool v Chelsea.

  23. Ep.59: "From Doubters to Endorsers"

    Todd launches a not-at-all cultlike defense of Jurgen Klopp, we visit Greece through the eyes of Calvin Klein, and count the days until US Soccer eclipses England!

  24. Ep.58: "We've Got Questions"

    A crisp fall cider leads us off the beaten path, and we begin to question everything. Are Chelsea a threat? Is Bruno a chill dude? Is Harry Maguire the GOAT? Join us for no answers on this loosey-goosey episode.

  25. Ep.57: "Real Megatron Energy"

    After a rough & tumble weekend of Premier League fixtures, we look at the current state of the top 4 and make some controversial predictions. Newcastle are looking good in a sporting AND fashion sense, Erik Ten Hag might beat Todd to a relocation, and we feel a chill, as a new Master of the Dark...

  26. Ep.56: "If it Bleeds"

    Yikes, this episode is properly jam-packed. A battle of Titans, a $3500 designer jacket, Zlatan on Hot Ones, and wild new Champions League!

  27. Ep.55: "James Dean of Asians"

    🎭 Fortunes vary in the Premier League this week. Post-Oasis, we look forward to possible celebrity fourth kits. Marcus Rashford is off the mark and looking good in long sleeves, the colors are off in the North London Derby, and the Slot Machine has broken down.

  28. Ep.54: "Safe to Say, She's a Babe"

    We worry about our boys when they're on the road, Chelsea's ownership talks divorce, and can Black Voltron save Spain?

  29. Ep.53: "Icon of Haircuts"

    Nike saves feminism but can anyone save Everton? Our first ref implosion of the season was so bad it had Micah Richards talking sense, Liverpool have made the F1 pitstop of manager changes, and Todd has spent the last 10 episodes slamming Nike 10 episodes too soon.

  30. Ep.52: "Time for Trigonometry"

    Week Two of the Premier League was a total hoot. Chelsea exploded like whatever is on their shirts. Spurs didn't need Solanke. Arsenal banished serious demons. We're full steam ahead. Brought to you by Littlefoot Coffee Roasters. Go to https://www.littlefootcoffee.com/ and use promo code...

  31. Ep.51: "Football is Fun Again"

    Todd and Alex are back to dig into the Premier League's opening weekend! We had a lot of predictable results, but who cares? We've got brilliant goals and cartoonish drama!

  32. Ep.50: "Forgot About Prem"

    Alex and Todd simply can't believe The Premier League is back! We round up the latest transfers from Tottenham, Chelsea, and all the rest as managers continue to fine tune their squads for the show.

  33. Ep.49: "Kits & Dogs"

    Alex and Todd are back in the cabin to talk a LOT of shirt drops, as well as a few silly pre-season games, including the pod derby! #premierleague #football #soccer #fashion #streetwear #kappa #nike #nikefootball

  34. Ep.48: " One Summer, Two Cups"

    From Copa Chaos to Beta Brits, Alex and Todd are back at the Littlefoot Cabin to recap a rough & tumble Summer of footy. We also bring sexy news from Kappa and dare to start looking forward to the Premier League season! #copaamerica #euro2024 #kappasport #football #soccer #fashion #comedy #podcast

  35. Ep.47: "Live from Littlefoot"

    Todd and Alex recapthe #euro2024 Quarter Finals and look forward to some titanic Semis. Also discussed: vertical Swooshes on Nike thirds, Ronaldo-shaped problems in the England team, and say thanks to just a few of the folks who have helped us while we're displaced! Special thanks: Littlefoot...

  36. Ep.46: "Big Things to Come (down)"

    Alex and Todd cheerfully recap the Euros, never guessing that mere hours later, The Situation Room™️ would be destroyed by a fallen tree. Thank you for listening, folks! As we rebuild, the support of our friends and community have been incredible. Please enjoy the delayed episode, it's a fun one...

  37. Ep.45: "Arrakis Knife Fight"

    Todd and Alex dive into some hot European action! We give early impressions of Spain, France, Portugal, and tourney favorites England! We also take a look at the newly released Premier League schedule, and leak an inside source for vintage kit. Show Notes: Check out our sponsor at...

  38. Ep.44: "5 is the Magic Number"

    Alex and Todd look back at the 23/24 Premier League season, look forward to an especially crazy managerial merry-go-round, and proclaim themselves farmers.

  39. Ep.43: "Buzzin'"

    Alex and Todd get on mic fresh off the latest menage-a-title twist! We have a new Premier League leader, Europe is full of fiesty midweek encounters, and Todd holds a baby!

  40. Ep.42: "Angelinos in the Snow"

    Alex & Todd tighten their grip as this epic title race enters a crucial phase. They also ponder Paul Pogba's next move and commiserate with some LA residents caught in a blizzard.

  41. Ep.41: "Playin' With the Boys"

    Todd & Alex recap an already-mythologized League Cup Final, while Everton gets a rare bit of good news!

  42. Ep.40: "A Little Rusty"

    Alex and Todd are back to nonchalantly catch up on the Premier League title race, with Liverpool, Arsenal and City all going the distance so far.

  43. Ep.39: "Unboxing Boxing Day"

    Alex and Todd recap a miserable LIV-MNU, and hope for a brighter LIV-ARS on the horizon! We also talk Barbie and recast Ken.

  44. Ep.38: "Humbled/Not Humbled"

    We celebrate Alex's birthday, after the Premier League OUTRIGHT REFUSES to! Hear us recap as Liverpool go top, Manchester City and Tottenham end their slumps, and Arsenal v Aston Villa tightens up the title race.

  45. Ep.37: "Like a Frame of Sin City"

    Alex and Todd try to keep up with midweek @premierleague fixtures!

  46. Ep.36: "Proper Mountain Troll"

    Alex & Todd relive a particularly INSANE Premier League round, while preparing for the midweek round on the horizon!

  47. Ep.35: "Contractual Bicycle Kick"

    Alex remains modest as Arsenal top the Premier League; Todd continues to bring up dead cats.

  48. Ep.34: "Bummertime in Injuryworld" feat. GRAVY!

    Todd and Alex welcome a new family member, Gravy the cat! Soccer is also discussed.

  49. Ep.33: "First Taste of Spursiness"

    Todd and Alex are back from the void to recap the insanity of Chelsea v City; asses the title race going into ANOTHER international break, and mourn a dear friend.

  50. Ep.32: "Did I Miss Salt?"

    Todd remains remarkably professional in the face of an atrocity.

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