Socratic Seminar

Arik eats some pretzels. Jack does a bane impression. Aly talks about headshots. Matteo is annoyed. This was all recorded last February by the way.

Noah is back for another game of Opinions! But wait, Arik's here too! Who will have the craziest opinion? Who will sway another to join their school of thought? Who's driving the white Honda Civic in the parking lot?? Press play for the answers to all these questions and more!Seriously though: if you are the owner of the white Civic, you need to move it right now or else I'll be forced to tow it. You parked in a handicap spot and my grandma really needs to park there, she's got bad knees.

An easy shoo-in for the Soc Sem GOAT, Jack Michaud joins me for his 5th appearance on the show! We talk about our long and storied travels, fake sayings, and spend probably too much time talking about baseball!sorry its late ill be better next week it'll be on time i promise okay. im a good boy i can do things on time. are you mad at me? why are you mad at me?

Noah hops on to talk about True Detective, Silksong, and-(the batteries died)

Season 3! Daniella joins Matteo to talk about Hemingway-branded rum, bad dates, and a some other stuff. Did you know Daniella's an educator?i love the amen break!

It's Jack's last episode for a while. We're sending him to a farm upstate. We will miss him.We spent our last hour together calling our friends. If you're reading this, send him a nice text :)also: fuck you, joe rogan.

Noah joins the boys to play a game of Opinions. Opinions such as:Dogs should be able to voteGolf should be harderI should be able to smoke all the fent in the worldand many (approx 6) more!Folks, keep an eye out for Future References, they're everywhere.

tell that boy to get me a pack of hunnids or else im putting him back in the slop

I talk to myself for 29 minutes while driving to Road America. It's pretty entertaining!Subjects include: the craziest rear window decal I've ever seen, an anecdote, hallucinations, and the next year of Socratic Seminar.

Inspired by A Closer Look, the boys read Choose Your Own Adventure books in search of thrills! However, one wrong turn of the page could mean sudden death! Press play at your own risk!Give us feedback! We wanna do this again sometime!

It is a period of civil war on the podcast. A brave alliance of underground freedom fighters led by JACK LYNCH have challenged the tyranny and oppression of the awesome MATTEO AZARI. Striking from a fortress hidden among the billion episodes of the podcast, Jack's spaceships have won their first victory in a battle with the powerful Azari Starfleet. AZARI fears that another defeat could bring a thousand more fans into the rebellion, and his control over the podcast would be lost forever. To crush the rebellion once and for all, AZARI is constructing a sinister new episode concept. Powerful enough to destroy an entire planet, its completion spells certain doom for the champions of freedom.but for real, Matteo tells old family stories, Jack accuses him of having 45 Feet Finder accounts, then they both fail at spelling complex words that literal children can and have dilineated.

Matteo, Jack y Jack Michaud hablan sobre Moe Berg, el horario de sueño de Jack, sus impresiones, los cocos, y entrevistan a estudiantes de 13º grado.

Originally broadcasted on January 23rd, 2024.Matteo and Jack Michaud join forces to deliver 95 megahertz of airwaves that just won't behave!

Now with real audio equipment! Matteo loses his car keys, the boys brainstorm an amusement park, and Jonah says stuff we have to bleep :/.We promise we'll try to stick to a schedule; for real this time.

Jack and Matteo discuss the complex socio-political ramifications of the Great Hyper-Glorbon War.We're so back folks.

Re-edited for a better listening experience.Feat. Not-So-Special Guests Sophie and GiancarloThis is a re-edited version of episode 03. Shortly after 03 was published, we decided to take it down, edit it further, and repost it. I never got around to doing that so here it is now.

Professional life coaches Jack and Matteo attempt to find what makes Arik special. We make a lot of sex jokes in this one. Also Jack was playing the background music way too loud, I cut off one of his fingers as punishment. No more guitar for you, silly boy :).Feat. Not-So-Special Guest Arik

Re-edited for a better listening experience.Feat. Not-So-Special Guest August

Friends are best when they keep you humble.• Prologue: Ira explains the episode layout (1 minute)• Act One: Jack, Jon, Arik, Noah, and Phillip joke at Jonah's expense (30 minutes)• Act Two: Daniella, Jonah, and Arik join the boys to talk about themselves (18 minutes)

Socratic Seminar and Headphone Jack join forces to broadcast 55 minutes of mayhem on the Marquette Wire radio. Listen to Headphone Jack LIVE Tuesdays at 9pm CST: https://player.cloudradionetwork.com/mur/if it isn't obvious by now, we're not actually done with the podcast

i could totally land a 747

The boys discuss possible moves, greetings, biker gangs, and they try out a new bit.

his name is my name too

Originally recorded on December 18th, 2021.Jack, Giancarlo, and I were hanging out and we decided to record an episode.

Austin used the wrong microphone to record this one, so it's not my fault that he sounds horrible. Then Jack's Airpods died so he started sounding [email protected]

We're back in person baby! We're joined by our Not-So-Special Guest Jon Naunheimer, and we talk about his special mnemonic device, r/Advice, and Austin tells us about how he cries in the bedroom.

On this episode we talk about Halloween, weird Uber drivers, bad dreams, serial killer shows, and so much more!send us fan mail so we can pretend to be famous and ignore it [email protected](disclaimer: we are not sponsored by Movement Watches).

Feat. Not-So-Special Guest Augusti dont even know how to explain this one. it's our best episode ever. dont think we'll ever top this one.

This week we interview Ringo Starr, spend half an hour figuring out which grocery item we are, and the Elvis movie!Feat. Special Guest Nala and Not-So-Special Guest Ozzy!

This week we are joined by Sam! Sam is a member of the excellent sketch comedy group Potted Meat and Phoenix Improv! Sam was kind enough to do an improv bit with us called Foreign Ambassador -which turned out great (and oddly sexual)!Also Austin leaks Sam's phone number like 3 times during the episode.POTTED MEAT: https://www.youtube.com/user/PottedMeatComedy

im gonna start yelling freebird at the movie theater projectionist midway thru the flick

In this episode (which we planned on having out on April 13th) we interviewed our previous Not-So-Special Guests for the position of the 4th host of the podcast! Take a listen to hear the interviews and see who we picked as the 4th host!In all honesty, this was a very fun episode to make, probably the most fun. It was a nightmare to edit though.

This week we have a massive announcement at the start of the episode, but don't let that overshadow our Not-So-Special Guest: Tim Drake!Tim is one of the hosts of Tuned Tea on WKSLU, Saint Louis University's radio station! You can catch his show every Tuesday at 10PM CST at https://sites.google.com/slu.edu/ksluGo check it out, it's lots of fun!

jack was in a bad mood this episode. so we doxed him.

You know what? I'm not gonna tell you what we talked about this week. You'll just have to hit play and figure it out yourself.Give us stuff to talk about, or else.

Remember that upload schedule we talked about? It's dead; but we decided that we should record an episode just for you (yes you in specific, not any of the other listeners, just you)! We heard that you wanted us to talk about themed episodes, our favorite social media, the sigma male grindset, and much more!Send in your questions/comments/debates/hypotheticals/funny monkey pictures! Email us at [email protected] or DM us on whatever social media platform you have us on!

For the first time in forever, we stick to a weekly upload schedule! This week we are joined by our stinkiest Not-So-Special Guest: August! If you must know, we talked about our college experience, electrical cable nightmares, actual nightmares, NFT's, and much more!Send in your questions/comments/debates/hypotheticals/I can't think of anything funny to put here. Email us at [email protected] or DM us on whatever social media platform you have us on!

Welcome back to Socratic Seminar! We got lost in the depths of the Amazon Rainforest, but were back and ready to record again! This week, the boys talk about a lot of things, but I'll only tell you the ones that I handpicked to be interesting enough to get you to click the play button! Those things were intercrural sex, JFK's sexual orientation, bike locks, and space slingshots.Send in your questions/comments/debates/hypotheticals/weird pictures of JFK! Email us at [email protected] or DM us on whatever social media platform you have us on!

This week, the boys speak their truth and reveal everything on their minds. What's on their minds, you may ask? Well, first of all, you're pretty nosey, aren't you? Second of all, if you must know, Wes Anderson movies, middle school stories, and ethical consumption are just a few things that they talked about, you inquisitive little imp.Send in your questions/comments/debates/hypotheticals/tax returns! Email us at [email protected] or DM us on whatever social media platform you have us on!

Join the boys this week as they talk about, high school show and tell, heinous things they did as children, movie theater etiquette, and many other things that I forgot to write down.Send in your questions/comments/debates/hypotheticals/Movie Reviews! Email us at [email protected] or DM us on whatever social media platform you have us on!

We've rebranded! Your favorite podcast is back with a new brand image that isn't an Adult Swim ripoff! Join the boys this week as they talk about wearing both sunglasses and a hat, Star Wars, copyright laws, and sword fighting! Spoiler alert: the boys do not talk about McCarthyism.Send in your questions/comments/debates/hypotheticals/Horny DMs! Email us at [email protected] or DM us on whatever social media platform you have us on!

After a month long hiatus, the boys are back! This week, they ask a few Would You Rather Questions and talk about astrology, Nascar, time travel, and getting a hot dog from McDonalds.Feat. Not-So-Special Guest August!Send in your questions/comments/debates/hypotheticals/t-shirt orders! Email us at [email protected] or DM us on whatever social media platform you have us on!for real though, let us know if you'd want a t-shirt. we'd love to make and sell them to you.

Join the boys this week as they talk about the beach, debate if they're able to fight wolves, say something heinous regarding cousins, lust for mermaids, and discuss Roko's Basilisk. Feat. Not-So-Special Guest Olivia.Send in your questions/comments! Email us at [email protected]

On the inaugural episode, the boys name the podcast (and then change it), don't have an intro song, but they do talk about Godzilla vs. Kong, Prince Phillip, the optimal way to take a #2, and ships in bottles. Feat. Not-So-Special Guest Giancarlo.