Soft Smile

Were you searching for that popular 2000s cover of Smooth Criminal by a certain one-hit wonder when you found this? I miss MTV too. And MTV2. In this episode we talk about ungracious hosts, furries, vile cinema, bird magic, foreskin follies, presidential prints, and sticky icky BBQ.

We recorded this like two weeks ago but I just now got around to editing it. Also Abby has been overseas, so the next one will come soon (and so will I). In this episode we talk about good vibrations, my Denver adventure, lottery fantasies, genitalia sizes, bachelorette parties, and Oscar schlock. And I think I can comfortably say that I have the audio down to a science, so if this podcast is ever successful you can tell your friends to skip to this one to avoid terrible sound.

In this one we talk about sexual wellness, a grumpy old lady, Victorian foreplay, lodging hygienics, a strange birthday party, and drunken propositions. Is the sound good yet?

This one is miserable but fun. We talk about seasonal depression, Olympic obscurity, supervillainy, a story about Hell, and religious roleplaying. I'm starting to figure out how to make the audio better, but I kept drinking and vaping on mic so sue me.

The holy spirit of the original trilogy. We talk about eating clean, Valentine's Day, orgasm variations, little persons, and autofellatio. Really hitting our stride, please cancel us.

The long-awaited sequel. We talk about leaked photos, bodily evacuations, Korean media, blackouts, the homelessness crisis, and long haul trucking. I was running on four hours of sleep and I showed Abby the mind of a true ramblin' man.

It's the first episode. We talk about the subway, what it's like to be cured of blindness, a TV show, exes, racism in the UK, and Nosferatu. Also this was supposed to be on video but I messed it up, so ignore the obvious visual jokes that don't work. Also ignore the verbal jokes that don't work. We're warming up.