Episodes
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RiffTrax Live Night of the Living Dead and Barricading Your Heart
Spoopy Halloween from your SoL-Mates! Please don't eat us. Host segments: When did you first see Night of the Living Dead; The history of heavy and precariously balanced TVs; the religion of zombies; the rise of elevated horror; the power of not naming the thing; Barbara lives but Ben doesn't?
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Halloween Movie Swap 2026
It's our annual spooky swap! Hear us talk about Subspecies (1990) and Men (2022). Host segments: consensual boobies are best; wrong Stefon; Rory Kinnear plays a good creep; Jeff has opinions - like a MAN.
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RiffTrax Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire and Magical Hormones
We're slogging on with the start of the hormone-fest that is the remaining Harry Potter films. Host segments: What happens when it gets too whimsical?; It ain't a crime if you're dead; Did Moody even know he was in a trunk?; Is Harry Potter a LitRPG?; Difference between book and movie.; Joe...
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Blood Waters of Dr Z and Dating a Scientist
There sure is a lot of blood in this water, Dr. Z! Host segments: dork academia aesthetic; oh, wait - THAT fish scientist?; fincels; the genius of Bill Corbett; Florida vs. Flurrrida; two thumbs up for The Rifftrax Experiments; the sheriff is a real music lover; you can't make being a fish-man…
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The Hellcats and Safe Sex on a Rusty Mattress
Man - who knew a movie about motorcycle gangs and heroin could be so boring? Host segments: the wrong fellow; half-day at army; falling asleep and missing nothing; everything is sticky all the time; ticks or no ticks? - you decide; steel drums before you die; Public Enemy and Whitney's bangers…
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Revenge of the Creature and Accepting the No
The creature is revenging. What shall we do? Host segments: Biblically accurate grad school stuff; are the ugly girls worth searching for?; so many introductions in this episode!; looks relaxing to be a gill man at first; the legacy of the Creature from the Black Lagoon; in the not-too-distang...
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Hercules and Trauma Bonding
We've finally hit all these darn Hercules films! News flash - they are all the same. Host segments: The Honey-Dos of Hercules; Herc is kind of a wrecking ball; always hoping for snu-snu; when is it safe to admit the Golden Fleece is actually at home?; "imma" vs. "sammich"; Jeff tells us all about...
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Final Justice and Doing It In Front Of An Audience
Welcome to the audio from our 250-episode LIVE STREAM (streamed for patrons on Patreon!) We're discussing how to best use our awesome power for good. Host segments: MiMi and Jeff are puppets; the problem with Malta; a disappointing re-watch; Joe Don Baker's Dozen; JDB - your personal slasher;...
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Rifftrax Jurassic Park and Unexpected Partings
Note: We recorded this episode just a few days before the passing of Sam Neill, so that's why it's not mentioned. The SoL-Mates curse strikes in the worst possible way! Special thanks to Dr. Andrew Owen for his interpretation of the Jurassic Park theme on bagpipes. Host segments: no synopsis...
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Cinematic Titanic The Wasp Woman and Extreme Necking
What do you do when your boss is an absolute insect? We watch The Wasp Woman to find out. Host segments: Devori has her priorities straight this week; we once again talk about how Joe ate that (almost) deadly burrito; it's hard to be the boss (wasp); what about Operation Paper Clip?; add the...
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Yongary and Wedding Night Jitters
We're closing out Kai-June with Yongary! And a ROBUST exploration of mid-century Korea. Apologies. Host segments: The Timothee Paradox; these are the Garys I know, I know; how do you rate a winsome child?; top-notch Yongary research; no butthole = bad design; the danger of yon Gary; penultimate...
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Gorgo and Mom Fantasies
Join us as Jeff accuses a small child of being a dummy. Host segments: Do Jeffs dream of Britt Ekland?; Mimi has doubts; big trucks are the kaijus of the road; we subscribe to the Maltin agenda; two thumbs down; the wheel adds more pleasures; not enough punishing Jerry Lee Lewis, England, Phil is…
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Jungle Goddess and Dealing With Creeps
Episode 245 - in which we find we do not care for the film Jungle Goddess. Note - we had some sound issues on one end this time, but those should be addressed in the next episode! Thanks for your understanding. CW: disability slur Host segments: stock footage hallucinations; when you're deciding...
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Radar Secret Service and Running Train
Why don't they look? Why don't they look? Host segments: designated crime guy; brought to you by Big Radar (TM); "It's my day for the button, mother!," train stories; explain Steve Bucemi!; shorts and the TikTok economy; Radio Shack roasts.
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Rifftrax Lady Mobster and Sleeping With Fishes
MiMi made us watch Lady Mobster for her birthday and we didn't hate it! Host segments: The Lucc' is Loose Again; Bipolar Laurel; breaking down the logic of "stuck in a dryer" porn prompts; MiMi gets live-coached through the Rowsdower Cocktail Hour; if you're a mobster, don't turn and look when...
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The Room and Fancy New Sex Moves
Oh, hai The Room. You're terrible. Host segments: the poor person in the four-plex; Jorge is tearing us apart; sometimes red flags look like Six Flags; Jeff explains all of it to us; Denny's actually doing pretty good; double duty on Rifftrax/Live; Dark Side of the Room; the mayor is back!
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Robot Wars and Awful Pickup Lines
This man made us feel all kinds of ways - none of them good. Host segments: Schroedinger's booty; we do not get the attraction; what is Drake's deal?; No, really - why is he attractive?; other reasons we hate Drake; remember Battle Bots?; bless your timeline with Tom Holland's "Umbrella"...
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Rifftrax The Apple and Tasting Forbidden Fruit
We LOVE a musical. Just not this one. Host segments: What got Joe's attention?; what's your theology, movie?; mishaps in seltzer; there's really an Apple dance now!; academic snark; Schroedinger's Muppet movie; Harry Styles for Alfie!
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The Mad Monster and Hot Beef Injections
Boy, oh boy - do we have some grievances for this episode. Host segments: Devori feels this all too much; Jason is now on notice; the unique theology of The Mad Monster; living our lives one beef at a time; Alpo for Algernon; Kevin Murphy can GET IT; Dave's not here, man; this is now a Battle of...
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Incredibly Strange Creatures and Avoiding Mix-Ups
Is this a classic? We forget. Host segments: Un-Madison my posse; the no-necked monsters hate will continue until morale improves; squaring stuff with cancel culture; ah, yes - a "musical"; WHO IS YOUR AUDIENCE, MOVIE?; excuse us while we bring up the second Armenian diaspora; we're trying to…
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The Human Duplicators and Loving Your Other Self
What world do we live in when we actually enjoyed The Human Duplicators? Host segments: MiMi wants some upgrades; Devori, once again, was not super-observant or attentive; thinking you cracked the code at the high school reunion; confusing when you use "dupe" in the correct context in the 60s; I...
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RiffTrax Super Mario Bros and Dating Out of Your League
Try as we could, we couldn't hop over this one successfully. Host segments: Jeff unlocks a new roleplay; flooding the basement; it's just poop; you can't think your way through Rainbow Road; apparently, Battleship is a good film; did Mojo Nixon cry and quit?; Joe's betrayal; will Pete Cambpell…
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RT Things and a Canadian Threesome
We're starting off 2026 with Jeff being terrible. As usual. Host segments: having to work at the Chicken Shack; a lesson for amateur filmmakers; we can't care more than the director does; Winterbeast is better, sadly; we've all had drunken nights like this, right?; Joe is not a fan of pranks…
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RiffTrax Live Santa Claus and Poor Toy Choices
We're revisiting an old favorite in a new format, and we, too, were surprised by the results. Trigger warning: Phil is back. CW: discussion of slurs Host segments: How is it LONGER?; trash crafts return; let's talk about racism, kids!; trying to figure out the socio-economic criticism inherent in...
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Christmas Movie Swap 2025
This minisode, we're reviewing two very similar films - 2009's family drama Everybody's FIne, and Sabrina Carpenter's searing exploration of how horniness can impact the holidays. You might be surprised which one we enjoyed more.
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The Unearthly and Unexpected Glands
We're still trying to figure out what exactly was "unearthly" here. Host segments: Joe has a real future on OnlyCalves; Joe's sleep-smoochin'; remembering Hooligans; "the less dead;" WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE A DOCTOR ON THIS PODCAST?; how does something so short feel so long?; turning this thing into...
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Fire Maidens from Outer Space and Inappropriate Chatter
The sex-pestery in this film knows no bounds. Keep your hands to yourself, people! Host segments: horny men are the bane of other planets now; Why monster? It's none of our business; RIP Penelope; Jeff's nipple-bud moratorium; boob blindness; when there's more science in Nude on the Moon; Joe…
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Rifftrax Hawk the Slayer and Concerning Age Gaps
We're celebrating someone's birthday with something they never asked for, so happy birthday to Alan Jordan, we guess? Host segments: Devori is the cheese, and the cheese stands alone; Hawk is not committed to the bit; Palance-ing all over the place; if not uncle, why uncle-shaped?; the…
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Rifftrax Paranormal Activity and Filming in the Bedroom
We're getting mildly spooky around here with Paranormal Activity! Host segments: Phil won't let us leave; Gen X childhood film trauma; this is a Micah hate podcast now; the entire Paranormal Activity extended universe; Micah's one good point; we declared Katie Featherstone should be a bigger...
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Spoopy Movie Swap 2025
It's almost spoopy time, so you know what that means? It's time for the Spoopy Movie Swap! This year, we're talking about The Final Terror (1983) and The Ritual (2017).
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Rifftrax Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban and Loving Your Inner Self
Joe's requested this one for his birthday, so we are here, doing it all for Joe. Host segments: Hogwarts is arugably sh*ttier; Ron's whole vibe; resigning over werewolf allegations; the Pettigrew Plot Hole; evil vs. slimy; your annual Killdozer reminder; Hogwarts CC annex; just keep reading The...
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Devil Doll and Love Dummies
In case your Vitamin Puppet is low this week. Host segments: is MiMi dead or committed to the bit?; Hugo, we hardly knew ye; Devori has bog witch plans; Three-chez; Vorelli knows how to control the options; add Shania Twain to the apology tour; Pehl and Nelson-tier petty; Jeff's late 90s trouble.
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The Wild Rebels and Advanced Smoochin' Techniques
When you're wishing you could watch The Sidehackers instead, you know you've gone wrong somewhere. Host segments: Más Funner; Roberty Denby strikes again!; gotta have a woody to crime; it's hip to be square; the lost works of Wang Chung; a brief (and stupid) history of biker gang films; smoochin'...
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The Batwoman and Spinning the Pleasure Wheel
Apologies to the president of Acapulco. Host segments: the most harmless pervert; ladies who luch; Meet the Mayor; you got Buffy in our Batwoman; fixing the Kinga-Dome; M'hael the fundraiser; the worst collage ever; Reptilicus callback.
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The Wild Wild World of Batwoman and Jiggling Until It Feels Better
So many bat facts. Much wow. The movie, not so much. Host segments: we stopped using those things for a reason; so much midcentury; committing to the bit; a life sketch; the Leonard Cohen of the apocalypse; Jeff's punishment hutch; Joe tests the statute of limitations on cheating confessions; the...
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The Corpse Vanishes and Vital Fluid Exchanging
We're back to our regular, boring, non-Twilight programming. Boo. But the big take-away is that it's 10:00 PM - do you know where your corpses are? Host segments: toot/Tud/tut-triple threat; just want people to be silky-smooth; Elizabeth Bathory buzzkills; you juiced her, you bought her; are...
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Rifftrax Twilight:New Moon and Angsty Threesomes
Devori does a war crime against Jeff and makes him watch what surely is the worst film ever watched on this pod. Host segments: existential dread not found; Taylor Lautner is wasted in this one; dying by misadventure vs. murder-bear; it's just shirts and skins; the Twilight to T. Swizzle pipeline.
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Rifftrax Jaws and Playful Nibbling
It's the second part of our Independence Day Rifftrax sandwich - and man, can we talk about Jaws a lot. Host segment: Biffo and the Squeeze; cut the big naturals; Quint's trauma; showing instead of telling; once again, Devori is begging you to watch Duel (1971); the strange history of The Lady of...
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RiffTrax Independence Day and In-Laws
Man, we are fourthing it up over here - and it's not even the fourth yet! Host segments: Independence Day McG-ed; how does it stand up against other early disaster films; patching plot holes; what do you do between the parade and the fireworks?; you got X-Files in my Independence Day; Area 54.
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Riding With Death and Secret Kegeling
We're riding with death this week. We'll admit, we thought there would be a lot more...death...on the ride. With death. Host segments: Kegel fails; brake line moral relativism; Devori knows a lot about Smokey and the Bandit; give him a cracker friend; Jeff the "guess the network" savant; Buffalo...
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Gamer vs. Barugon and Coping with Loss
We're dipping back into the realm of kaiju with Gamera vs. Barugon - and saying goodbye to a dearly departed friend. Host segments: the curse finally cursed; Jeff's strategy for keeping girls on farms; we gotta let them mug us; insert funnier STDs; Barugon vs. Bergeron; rest in pastrami.
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Rifftrax Blood on Her Hands and Spouse-Whacking
We're celebrating MiMi's birthday in style with her selection, the TV classic? Blood on Her Hands! Host segment: MiMi's favorite type of word; cheap hitmen; Susan Lucci is straight devious; we're upset about a distinct lack of Dennis Farina; getting arrested at your reception; J. Peterman is...
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The Deadly Bees and Honey Potting
These bees - they sure are deadly. Host segments: chicken troubles; too soon for Thomas Jay jokes; adept at pumping; sonnet 101; Joe taking more for the team; Jeff is a connoiseur of boob jiggling; Devori gets emotional talking about Shadowlands; the Idaho of England; so much Hannah Montana...
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The Space Travelers and The Fatal Threesome
We finally got it right! Gene Hackman IS in this movie! Host segments: MiMi culpa; don't even wanna go to the dump; we all know Jeff would make a bean joke at some point; can Gregory Peck smile?; I regret throwing my friend into the vacuum of space; Joe Don Baker with space madness?
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12 to the Moon and Moon Smoochin'
Hey - guess what? Gene Hackman isn't in this movie. Host segments: 100% Gene Hackman-free; small critique of MiMi's kissing; Jeff has opinions about geologists; Nuveena kink; this is now a chair review podcast; shirtless beefcake American; Dean-o's outttakes.
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Rifftrax Fight to Win and Fun in your Underwear
We're continuing our dive into the expansive Rothrock cinematic universe. This one is MUCH better. Host segments: a truly disasterous panel discussion; exaggerating the number of karate-ready government officials; what did they even win?; bidet humor; suspension of disbelief re: how many people…
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Rifftrax Undefeatable and Knowing When To Leave
We're coming back to Roth-rock you once again! This time, it's the inscrutibly maddening Undefeatable, which did, in fact, defeat us. Host segments: Hamster Style; yes - but what kind of Karate Guy?; part of the problem is that they're not good actors; Jeff teaches us how NOT to punch people in…
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Attack of the (the) Eye Creatures and Alternate Pomade Uses
It was a rough week around here, and not just for the teens in Attack of the Eye Creatures. Host segments: Why do you need to stop on your way to eloping?; we keep disinformationing ourselves; putting smoochers to work again; Shyama-lazy; I was east bound and downed; bless the Chets; superior...
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The Sword and the Dragon and Step-mom Stuff
It's a birthday request with the classic episode The Sword and the Dragon. Man - it sure is beardy around here. Host segments: awkward invasion tactics; Roger Corman got his paws on this one, too; some people will be charred; death or Sharla?; this is now an Ilya Muromets fancast; always open…
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The Million Eyes of Sumuru and Fun With Annette
It's a birthday request! (annoying air horn sound) We're tackling the perennial Rifftrax/MST3k favorite The Million Eyes of Sumuru. Host segments: apologies to Frankie Valli; two fingers of brown; MiMi's fingers got a workout; Jeff's new life goals; Sumuru review; Annette's new gig.