Somebody Write This

"A group of friends kill a housewife, and John uncovers human sacrifices." Is the housewife going to be sacrificed? Is John one of the friends? And who is "my baby"? Glad our guest J.F. Garrard is here to help us work it out! Follow her online at jfgarrard.com and check out her work with Dark Helix Press.And our links!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/somebodywritethisFacebook: https://facebook.com/somebodywritethisTwitter: https://twitter.com/writethispodInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/writethispod/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SomebodyWriteThis

"Told from a pair of feuding colleagues’ perspective, we see a volcanologist couple’s unorthodox healing practices." How do these two groups interact? What are their healing practices? Is one of them named Quint? Our guest D.M. Kannapan is here to figure it out with us! Find her and her work online at deeptikannapan.com, where you can sign up for email updates and purchase her book "Fire's Ally"!And our links!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/somebodywritethisFacebook: https://facebook.com/somebodywritethisTwitter: https://twitter.com/writethispodInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/writethispod/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SomebodyWriteThis

"Honorably discharged soldier Katia Wiggin’s life changes forever when she meets hard middle-aged couple Sean Hunting." How is Sean Hunting two people? How do they change Katia's life? And are they on the Titanic? Our guest A.M. Pennyfeather is here to make it all make sense! Check out her Fires of Faldon duology -- the second installment just came out this month! And you can follow her on Mastodon at [email protected] our links!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/somebodywritethisFacebook: https://facebook.com/somebodywritethisTwitter: https://twitter.com/writethispodInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/writethispod/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SomebodyWriteThis

"An astronaut becomes desperate as he tries and fails to approach with another agenda." What is the astronaut approaching? What is his agenda? And what does it have to do with spies in Indiana? This episode in some TRULY wild directions, thanks to the wonderfully zany brain of our guest Andy Barker!And our links!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/somebodywritethisFacebook: https://facebook.com/somebodywritethisTwitter: https://twitter.com/writethispodInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/writethispod/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SomebodyWriteThis

"The jilted Prince Charming moves in with an English spice baron, and being Captain America comes at a price." Who is being Captain America? Is there a romance between Prince Charming and the spice baron? Where does the mayhem come in? Our guest Jim is here to help us figure out the details! Check him out on the Vaguely Scientific podcast wherever you're listening to Somebody Write This!And our links!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/somebodywritethisFacebook: https://facebook.com/somebodywritethisTwitter: https://twitter.com/writethispodInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/writethispod/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SomebodyWriteThis

"A prom queen faces a scandal involving rocket ships." What kind of scandal is that? Who's going back to their hometown? Milo Denison returns to the Somebody Write This podcast to help us work out the details! Find him online at milodenison.com and on the 80s and 90s Uncensored podcast, and check out his new book, Gray Skies, Concrete Dreams.And our links!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/somebodywritethisFacebook: https://facebook.com/somebodywritethisTwitter: https://twitter.com/writethispodInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/writethispod/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SomebodyWriteThis

"When a Southern mobster figures out what's happening, she sets out with a mysterious box, a heavy-weight champion, and an energy experiment to investigate a drug invasion." How do these characters know each other? What's inside the box? And whose mansion is it? Our guest LP Maxa is here to work it out with us! Check her out on social media @lpmaxa_author, and of course you can find her books on Amazon just by searching for her name.And our links!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/somebodywritethisFacebook: https://facebook.com/somebodywritethisTwitter: https://twitter.com/writethispodInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/writethispod/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SomebodyWriteThis

"The international life of a notorious escapee who struggles to deal with the scandal and the important speech of a local homicide detective." What scandal is this escapee dealing with? What is this important speech about? And who is the letter from? Our guest Jason Stein is bringing it all together! Check out his podcast Dads From the Crypt on YouTube or on all podcast platforms, and you can follow him on Instagram @dadsfromthecrypt and on TikTok @dadsfromthecrypttok.And our links!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/somebodywritethisFacebook: https://facebook.com/somebodywritethisTwitter: https://twitter.com/writethispodInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/writethispod/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SomebodyWriteThis

"Brothers are lured into trying to prevent a terrorist attack with the promise of software, only to find that his job along with that of his co-worker are threatened." We've got a tech-centric thriller that also, I guess, has to involve crickets in some way. Our guest Will Munn will help it all make sense! Check out his roleplaying games at adepticarus.com -- we know we'll be looking at Arium soon!And our links!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/somebodywritethisFacebook: https://facebook.com/somebodywritethisTwitter: https://twitter.com/writethispodInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/writethispod/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SomebodyWriteThis

"An unscrupulous ambitious newcomer hit-man who has spent all their life in the colorful future ends up in 1977, and must play in Major League Baseball." How does this time travel happen? Is the hit-man the one in jail? And who's infected in 1977? Well, our guest Korri Hero is here to help us figure it out! Find them online @korrihero, including on YouTube!And our links!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/somebodywritethisFacebook: https://facebook.com/somebodywritethisTwitter: https://twitter.com/writethispodInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/writethispod/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SomebodyWriteThis

"An ancient prophecy seems to be coming true when an Irish bomber witnesses the whole thing." What's this ancient prophecy? What does the Irish car bomber witness? And how are the cars connected? Our guest Lydia J. Nightingale is here to work through it! Check out her debut novel "Drawn" when it releases next week on 11/18 -- and follow her on Instagram @ljnightingale to find out the best place to buy it!And our links!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/somebodywritethisFacebook: https://facebook.com/somebodywritethisTwitter: https://twitter.com/writethispodInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/writethispod/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SomebodyWriteThis

"A devious biopic of Grives, the computer hacker who takes Tony to a Harley Street hypnotherapist, threatens to destroy a major superhero and the city, and becomes a television star." How does Grives do all this? Is he the scientifically curious teen? And who on earth is Tony? Our guest AndyGames is here to make it all make sense for us! Check out his podcast, Behind the Camera, wherever you listen to podcasts.And our links!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/somebodywritethisFacebook: https://facebook.com/somebodywritethisTwitter: https://twitter.com/writethispodInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/writethispod/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SomebodyWriteThis

"A grieving man develops a disturbing ability to stop at nothing to get to the top." How does he develop this ability? What is he grieving? And who are his mothers? Jennie's away this week, so Hannah invited both her husband Jacob and her sister Bethany to help her make sense out of this one.And our links!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/somebodywritethisFacebook: https://facebook.com/somebodywritethisTwitter: https://twitter.com/writethispodInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/writethispod/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SomebodyWriteThis

"A Werewolf Film about William Burroughs, who is recruited by the International Military but cannot enter a TV talent show competition." Wait, isn't William Burroughs a real person? Why can't he enter the talent show? And where's the werewolf? Returning guest Naomi Laeuchli is here to figure out all those details! You can find her book "The Schoolmaster's Daughter" on Amazon or wherever you get your books.And our links!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/somebodywritethisFacebook: https://facebook.com/somebodywritethisTwitter: https://twitter.com/writethispodInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/writethispod/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SomebodyWriteThis

"A fast-talking temp agent is transferred to the country." A simple prompt, but... why are they transferred? Are they going to go raid some farms? Our guest Kaneshi Hart is here to make it make sense somehow. Check out her podcast, "Build a Better Business," and you can find her and her work on LinkedIn!And our links!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/somebodywritethisFacebook: https://facebook.com/somebodywritethisTwitter: https://twitter.com/writethispodInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/writethispod/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SomebodyWriteThis

"Told from a beloved heroic character’s perspective, we see a single woman’s day-to-day family routine." What makes this woman's routine interesting? What beloved heroic character is telling this story? And who is the student of the seaside mansion? Our guest, Michelle Lee Steiner, is here to help us figure it out! You can find her and her work at michellesmission.com.And our links!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/somebodywritethisFacebook: https://facebook.com/somebodywritethisTwitter: https://twitter.com/writethispodInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/writethispod/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SomebodyWriteThis

"Richter Kimble, a prostitute, and cab driver Morgan Gilmore must put aside their mutual dislike if they are to survive after their father's funeral." What is this relationship? What do they need to survive? And, excuse me, why is Rumpelstiltskin part of this? Our guest Richie Billing will hopefully make it all make sense! Find him and his work at richiebilling.com, as well as on Patreon, the Fantasy Writers Toolshed podcast, or from his novella "Together We Rise."And our links!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/somebodywritethisFacebook: https://facebook.com/somebodywritethisTwitter: https://twitter.com/writethispodInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/writethispod/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SomebodyWriteThis

"A psychologist learns important life lessons from an Italian mobster." What kinds of life lessons? How did these two get connected? And will the psychologist get drawn in, even though the title says not to? Our guest co-host Josh Garcia-Cotter and our special guest KC Broadhead are here to make it all make sense! You can check out KC's work at knightscastle.org.And our links!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/somebodywritethisFacebook: https://facebook.com/somebodywritethisTwitter: https://twitter.com/writethispodInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/writethispod/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SomebodyWriteThis

"A delivery man in a place somewhere in time and space discovers that terminal illness causes a train robber to come after Harry." Who's Harry? Where is this delivery man? Really, just what does any of this mean? Jennie's out this week, but fortunately we have guest co-host Josh Garcia-Cotter AND our guest Jamie Hughes to make it all work out. Check out Jamie at managingmentalhealth.net for more of his writing!And our links!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/somebodywritethisFacebook: https://facebook.com/somebodywritethisTwitter: https://twitter.com/writethispodInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/writethispod/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SomebodyWriteThis

"A wife enrolls in a school of hysteria, where she fails to locate the legendary Stanley Kubrick." Excuse me, what's a school of hysteria? Why does she think Stanley Kubrick will be there? And what's up with his fairytale friends? Our guest Mike Paine is here to work through those details with us! If you like him, check out more of his work here:Voice Over website site https://mikepaineshow.carrd.co/https://www.youtube.com/@mikepaine6287https://soundcloud.com/mike-paine-showhttps://www.reddit.com/user/mikepaineshow/And our links!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/somebodywritethisFacebook: https://facebook.com/somebodywritethisTwitter: https://twitter.com/writethispodInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/writethispod/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SomebodyWriteThis

"Nearly a decade after a small wooden box arrives on the doorstep, the crew of a spaceship engulfs Europe in war." What doorstep? How is the box linked to the war? And who exactly is the bride-to-be in this scenario? Our guest Jaye Pool is here to figure out! Check out her work at jayepool.com and read her latest novel, "Make Me Free."Our links:Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/somebodywritethisFacebook: https://facebook.com/somebodywritethisTwitter: https://twitter.com/writethispodInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/writethispod/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SomebodyWriteThis

"A newly recruited night security guard finds himself more connected to the crime than anyone else, much to two droids’ annoyance." Why do the droids care about this? What crime is he connected to? Our guest Matt Betts is here to figure it out with us! Check out mattbetts.com for more of his work, including his book of cryptid poetry, "I Was Never Here."Our links:Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/somebodywritethisFacebook: https://facebook.com/somebodywritethisTwitter: https://twitter.com/writethispodInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/writethispod/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SomebodyWriteThis

"Mafia lawyer Richard Darcy has reason to believe that his wife Lensky in secret is a posse of cowboys." How can one person be a posse of cowboys? How is the mafia going to get involved? And excuse me, weapons of mass destruction are part of this too? Our guest Becky Morrow is going to somehow fit it all together!Our links:Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/somebodywritethisFacebook: https://facebook.com/somebodywritethisTwitter: https://twitter.com/writethispodInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/writethispod/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SomebodyWriteThis

"Her marriage-minded mother in a frenzy must try to save the day when Sleeping Beauty threatens to engulf Europe in war." What on earth is going on with Sleeping Beauty? How will her mother save the day? And that's not one of our better titles... Thankfully, repeat guest Katie Ibarra (you may remember her as Katie Ahnberg) is back with us to work it through!And our links:Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/somebodywritethisFacebook: https://facebook.com/somebodywritethisTwitter: https://twitter.com/writethispodInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/writethispod/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SomebodyWriteThis

"Four 'businessmen' are drawn out of hiding to make a short film." Why "businessmen" in quotes? What makes this film so important? And which one of them is the last new boyfriend? Our guest Joe Curdy joins us to figure out all the details!And our links:Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/somebodywritethisFacebook: https://facebook.com/somebodywritethisTwitter: https://twitter.com/writethispodInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/writethispod/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SomebodyWriteThis

"A dead body knows the secrets of his death in order to save their legendary Templar Treasure." How does the dead body get to do anything? What are the secrets of his death? And how does theatre get involved? Returning guest Josh Garcia-Cotter is here to work out this nonsense -- and talk more about wrestling and theatre, of course!And our links:Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/somebodywritethisFacebook: https://facebook.com/somebodywritethisTwitter: https://twitter.com/writethispodInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/writethispod/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SomebodyWriteThis

"The vengeful ghost of a scorned woman makes it their life-long mission to go to his ancestral home in Newfoundland and battle hijackers." Whose ancestral home is this? How is she going to battle the hijackers? And, uh, excuse me, why are there Jedi in Canada? Our guest Jen DeHaan is here to figure it out! Check out her audio drama work at stereoforest.com or listen to her podcast, Neurodivergent Minds in Comedy.And our links:Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/somebodywritethisFacebook: https://facebook.com/somebodywritethisTwitter: https://twitter.com/writethispodInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/writethispod/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SomebodyWriteThis

"Four 'businessmen' share a forbidden romance with a powerful victim." Why "businessmen" in quotes? What makes this victim powerful? And is that the worst title we've ever had on this show? Returning guest Michael Todd Gallowglas is here to figure all this out with us! Find him and his work online at mtoddgallowglas.com.And our links:Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/somebodywritethisFacebook: https://facebook.com/somebodywritethisTwitter: https://twitter.com/writethispodInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/writethispod/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SomebodyWriteThis

Hannah goofed up this week and sent the wrong files to our editor... so you all get a repeat this week! We should be back with a new episode in two weeks. In the meantime, listen to this episode with Gail Carson Levine -- one of the guests we were most excited to welcome! "A kidnapped Princess is set free and returns to the Montana Territory, where a mysterious American explores other universes." What kind of Princess comes from Montana? Who is the mysterious American? Are they both orphans? We're delighted our guest Gail Carson Levine was able to join us to work this all out! Gail can be found online at gailcarsonlevine.com, and you can read her newest work, "Sparrows in the Wind," wherever you get your books.

"Women hire a good-hearted ex-con to get him back." Who is she getting back? And wait, ALL the women want him back? Are all the women hotel clerks? Returning guest Samuel Stoddard is here to figure all this out! You can find him and his writing at rinkworks.com (and occasionally you may even find Jennie and Hannah in chat over there). And our links: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/somebodywritethis Facebook: https://facebook.com/somebodywritethis Twitter: https://twitter.com/writethispod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/writethispod/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SomebodyWriteThis

"Dispatched to the moon on a unique mission, ghost Colin tries to make it in Hollywood, his lunar nightclub." Why did they send a ghost to the moon? Why is he starting a nightclub there? And how do the mafiosos from Cleveland play into this? Our guest Zach Meikle will help us figure it out! Check out his work on the Bard Soup podcast (@bard_soup), wherever you listen to podcasts. And our links: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/somebodywritethis Facebook: https://facebook.com/somebodywritethis Twitter: https://twitter.com/writethispod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/writethispod/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SomebodyWriteThis

"The evil kingpin who put them behind bars wakes up to find that his terminal illness has become letters." Who did he put behind bars? Whose aircraft battle is this? And, excuse me, his terminal illness did what? Well, fortunately our guest Colton Petry will help us work it out! Check out his work on the Just Dumb Enough podcast, wherever you listen to podcasts. And our links: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/somebodywritethis Facebook: https://facebook.com/somebodywritethis Twitter: https://twitter.com/writethispod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/writethispod/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SomebodyWriteThis

"When a middle-aged couple's career and marriage are overturned, a man of mystery must race to get kidnapped." How will getting kidnapped help? Will this save the couple's marriage? And whose identity is mistaken? Our guest Heather Stapf will help us work out the details! Listen along to hear how she does it. And our links: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/somebodywritethis Facebook: https://facebook.com/somebodywritethis Twitter: https://twitter.com/writethispod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/writethispod/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SomebodyWriteThis

"Terrifying monster Sarah Flynn’s life changes forever when she meets promising hitman Oscar Bennet." Is this a romance? Or a thriller? Are they the promising young couple? Our guest Brett Kelley will help us work it out! Check out him and his work on Instagram @bkartworks And our links: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/somebodywritethis Facebook: https://facebook.com/somebodywritethis Twitter: https://twitter.com/writethispod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/writethispod/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SomebodyWriteThis

"Elizabeth Bennet embarks on a dangerous journey in an effort to obsess over becoming a bird." Is this the same Elizabeth Bennet from Pride and Prejudice? Why does she want to become a bird? And how on earth does Harlem factor in? Our guest MB Mooney is here to help us figure out! Find his work on his YA fantasy book "Shield of the King," or on his YouTube channel, "Great Stories Change the World." And our links: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/somebodywritethis Facebook: https://facebook.com/somebodywritethis Twitter: https://twitter.com/writethispod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/writethispod/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SomebodyWriteThis

"A group of five boys, led by Captain Snopes, are tasked with collecting corporate downsizing that can change the fate of the shower." How do you collect corporate downsizing? What does that have to do with showers? And how did the Ark of the Covenant show up in this story? Returning guest Mary Mascari is here to help work it out. Check out her podcast Vennix the Mighty for more of her work! And our links: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/somebodywritethis Facebook: https://facebook.com/somebodywritethis Twitter: https://twitter.com/writethispod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/writethispod/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SomebodyWriteThis

"A phobic biopic of Benedict, an attorney who hopes to impress the young woman, talks to the wall, and daydreams throughout his day." What makes this a *phobic* biopic? How is Benedict connected to the wife-murderer? And... excuse me, he talks to the wall? (You will hear Hannah completely unable to stop giggling at the ridiculousness of that plot point throughout the episode.) Thank goodness our guest Sarah Aho is here to help us figure it all out! And our links: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/somebodywritethis Facebook: https://facebook.com/somebodywritethis Twitter: https://twitter.com/writethispod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/writethispod/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SomebodyWriteThis

"King George VI has been accused of a double-murder with the help of God." Whoa! God and the King are working together on murder? And who's filming it? Our guest Milo Denison is going to help figure it all out! Find his podcast 80s & 90s Uncensored wherever you get your podcast, and follow him personally @milodenison. And our links: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/somebodywritethis Facebook: https://facebook.com/somebodywritethis Twitter: https://twitter.com/writethispod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/writethispod/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SomebodyWriteThis

"A socially awkward fourteen-year-old who, after everything gets thrown into turmoil, decides to become the queen of evil witches but must continually prove along the way that she's capable of making a thinly-veiled campaign move." ...Well. That's a mouthful. At least we have two guests instead of just one to help us this time -- thanks, Mike and Brittany Sherman! Follow their podcast Oh Crap: Our Fecal Misfortunes and Foibles on Facebook, @oh_crap_podcast on Instagram, or anywhere you get your podcasts! And our links: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/somebodywritethis Facebook: https://facebook.com/somebodywritethis Twitter: https://twitter.com/writethispod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/writethispod/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SomebodyWriteThis

"When their love lives interconnect, she threatens the students by taking a business trip with a colleague to whom he's attracted." That's a lot of people, and our title this time is almost as long as our whole synopsis! Fortunately, we have our guest Omar Siddiqui to make sense of the whole thing. And our links: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/somebodywritethis Facebook: https://facebook.com/somebodywritethis Twitter: https://twitter.com/writethispod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/writethispod/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SomebodyWriteThis

"When the tapes vanish, she teams up with his late dad's assistant by coming to the aid of a single mother." What tapes? Who is the single mother? Heck, who are ANY of these people and how are they genetically evolving? Friend of the pod Randy Kirkpatrick returns to help us work all this out! And our links: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/somebodywritethis Facebook: https://facebook.com/somebodywritethis Twitter: https://twitter.com/writethispod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/writethispod/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SomebodyWriteThis

"Men with short-term memory loss, Kurt and Michael, are barely functional humans with Luke Skywalker." Our frequent guest Josh Garcia-Cotter is here to write yet more Star Wars fan fiction with us, I guess...co-starring Kurt and Michael. And our links: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/somebodywritethis Facebook: https://facebook.com/somebodywritethis Twitter: https://twitter.com/writethispod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/writethispod/

"Comedy writers Johannes and Jack are neither naive nor attractive with an Irish bomber." What does their attractive naivete have to do with this? How is this Irish bomber involved? And what wars are coming into this? Our guest Christine Nielson helps us put it all together! You can find more advice from her on how to write fight scenes on nielsoneditingco.com.

"An unscrupulous gunman must solve a strange case of a superior olfactory sense and deal with an ancient prophecy." How do these things tie in together? What does the ancient prophecy predict? And whose professional success is involved? Our guest Jake Stoddard is here to work out all these details! Check out his work at jakestoddard.com. And our links: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/somebodywritethis Facebook: https://facebook.com/somebodywritethis Twitter: https://twitter.com/writethispod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/writethispod/

"This story follows a well meaning but selfish young woman at Jessica's gym." What makes this woman selfish? Who is Jessica? And which one of them is in danger of being erased from existence? Our guest Aaron Canton is here to work out all these details! You can find him and his work at aaroncanton.wordpress.com. And our links: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/somebodywritethis Facebook: https://facebook.com/somebodywritethis Twitter: https://twitter.com/writethispod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/writethispod/

"In a chicken farm, giant bugs become a suspect when a rivalry develops between the Empire and an asthmatic junkie." What do giant bugs have to do with this rivalry? What does the entire Empire have against one junkie? And which of these characters is named Barney? Our guest Logan R. Kearsley is here to work out all these details! Check out his writings on human-alien linguistics (and more) on his blog: http://gliese1337.blogspot.com/

"John F. Kennedy has a series of surreal encounters with a brokenhearted English artist who died 10 years ago." Is JFK seeing a ghost? Is JFK a ghost at this point? And what artist would go by the name "Cryptic Greg"? Our guest Dan Sinker is here to figure out those details! Check out him and his co-host Maureen Johnson on Says Who Podcast, wherever you're listening to Somebody Write This! And our links: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/somebodywritethis Facebook: https://facebook.com/somebodywritethis Twitter: https://twitter.com/writethispod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/writethispod/

"3 friendly locals uncover a family secret in the local church." What is the family secret? Whose family is it? And whose loyalty is required? We've got our guest, B. McGraw, here to figure it out with us! Find his book "Et Al" on Amazon or follow him on jabde.com, @jabde6 on Twitter, or on his subreddit, r/immaterialscience. And our links: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/somebodywritethis Facebook: https://facebook.com/somebodywritethis Twitter: https://twitter.com/writethispod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/writethispod/

"In 1960s Los Angeles, a new business partner, Hades, and the new Italian cowboys find the real killer." Who are the new Italian cowboys? Why are they in business with Hades? And is that... THE Mr. Rogers? Our guest Quinn Que is here to work through this with us! Follow him basically everywhere @edokwin and you can find his writing on his substack, "The Edokwin Editorial." And our links: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/somebodywritethis Facebook: https://facebook.com/somebodywritethis Twitter: https://twitter.com/writethispod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/writethispod/

"In a microscopic community, Ichabod Argyle and his friend Graham Pease have obtained a custody battle and end up on a soul-searching journey across America." Those may be the best-named characters our podcast has ever seen, but what does the rest of it mean? Our guest Kylar Merrell is here to figure it out! You can read Outlaw Country, listen to the playlist, and follow his new work at foreignpresscomics.com. And our links: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/somebodywritethis Facebook: https://facebook.com/somebodywritethis Twitter: https://twitter.com/writethispod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/writethispod/