PODCAST · comedy
Something Something Joystick
by Xavier Rubetzki Noonan & Tom Sanderson
Tom Sanderson and Xavier Rubetzki Noonan steal your precious time by almost discussing video games.
Episodes
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200 - LIVE! (and then DEAD!)
You finally did it, you scumbums. You brought down one of Sydney's top 5 comedy-adjacent podcasts, right in the prime of its life. Hear our solemn death rattle, as recorded live at The Record Crate, Monday the 21st of March 2016, featuring special guests Simon Bosco, Ben Kochan, Reece Piper…
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199 - Mr. & Mrs. Jiff
This week, it's our final not-final episode, so naturally we talk about Xavier's friend Tom, melting snowmen, and cleaning products. Plus we invent ice-pants, envision an erotic-thriller Will Smith biopic and an Apprentice/Mentalist mashup, and bid a final goodbye to recording the Something...
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198 - Hand Jobs: Although... (feat. Chris Endrey!)
This week, we're joined by fantastic comedian and musician Chris Endrey, with whom we discuss several contemporary forms of performance, recount a recent trip to Melbourne (the City of Love), and invent a new game called That Sounds Delicious, What's That About? MUSIC USED: SSJ Theme 3000: Xavier...
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197 - Dumbo 2: Taken 4 (feat. Gerard Dawney and Ben Hurley!)
This week, we're joined by very funny comics (and "boys of the broth") Ben Hurley and Gerard Dawney! We learn that it's what's on the outside that counts, dish on Guy's Grocery Games and The Bachelor, and then Xavier reveals his one weakness: he's not sure who Val Kilmer is. Plus, we play an...
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196 - Sorority Not Sorority
This week, we regale a story of pizza delivery, discuss the highs and lows of the Academy Awards, and (most importantly), reveal the plans for our 200th and final episode! MUSIC USED: SSJ Theme 3000: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan Party In The Back: High Waisted TSGWTA Theme: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan…
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195 - Making A Magician (feat. Juliet Timmerman!)
This week, we're joined by extremely cool dude Juliet Timmerman, and we discuss America's upcoming Puppelection, the mysterious circumstances surrounding Tom's death, and magic weight-loss secrets. Also, we play a couple of great rounds of That Sounds Good, What's That About? in which we neglect…
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194 - Bros In Different Area Codes
This week, Tom's on assignment in Adelaide, SA, but the show must go on! Tom sends remote clips back to Xavier at SSJ HQ, who takes the opportunity to have some alone time (basically just shitting on Tom as usual). This is a bit of a weird one! MUSIC USED: SSJ Theme 3000: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan...
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193 - Hitlery Clinton (feat. Andrew Hastings & Runi Talwar!)
This week, we're joined once again by the very funny Andrew Hastings, as well as SSJ newcomer (but Sydney comedy mainstay) Runi Talwar! We pick out some primo catch-phrases, dish on bears, and address some of the criticism we've faced for the representation of different groups on our program....
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192 - Swingers II: I Hardly Know Her (feat. Nikko Malyon & Reece Piper!)
This week, we're joined once again by the very funny Nikko Malyon and Reece Piper! We premiere Tom's Rap Sheet (Song of the Summer 2016), and discuss Upton Girl, award-winning canine stunt-doubles, and Adam Sandler's role in Star Wars: The Force Awakens. Plus, we premiere some exciting new…
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191 - Face Facts
This week, we're guestless, restless, and ultimately pointless, but we have a fast-paced discussion about the important things in life, such as For Dummies books, pipe-cleaners, and eating human teeth. Plus we play another exciting round of That Sounds Good, What's That About? in which we're...
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190 - King of the Moles (feat. Sam Kissajukian & Rosie Rivette!)
This week, we're joined by the very funny and fabulous Sam Kissajukian and Rosie Rivette! That's right, it's our first episode recorded with a real-life couple. You can feel their romance bloom while we discuss Rocky II, complaint letters, and eating possum poo! Plus, we commit mail fraud, have…
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189 - GOTYE #5 / Bombshell
This week, it's time once again for our very special Game Of The Year Edition, in which we pick apart the year that was 2015. It's very trendy to have lists of your top favourite things too, so we look back at some of our favourite movies, games, music, podcasts, and more. Plus, we drop a very…
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188 - Shared Xmas Universe (feat. Alexei Toliopoulos & Marcel Blanch-de Wilt!)
This week, we're joined by our very good friends Alexei Toliopoulos (Blank Slate Movie Podcast!) and Marcel Blanch-de Wilt (Marcel's Best Friends Club!) for our fourth annual Xmas Xtravaganza! We talk about our ideal gifts (then exchange Shitmas gifts instead), meet holiday characters Traditional...
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187 - Lost In... (feat. David Noble!)
This week, we're joined by special guest David Noble, with whom we discuss having a lot of CDs, playing the drums, and out-there advertising. Plus, we come up with a vibrant new advertising campaign for the podcast, meet Dave's parents, and play an exciting round of That Sounds Good, What's That...
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186 - Know Where To Bee (feat. Kate Coates & Fran Middleton!)
This week, we're joined by the hilarious Kate Coates and Fran Middleton, who introduce us to their friends, journalists Leigh Sales and Kerry O'Brien, and then stick around to discuss cats, artificial intelligence, and dental Christmas miracles. Plus, we play an exciting round of That Sounds…
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185 - SSJ 4th Birthday Cliptacular!
This week, we celebrate 4 years since our first episode by looking back at the best moments from the past year of Something Something Joystick! That's right, we've put together ten hand-picked Magic Moments to show off the very best that we can be. But is it good enough? You be the judge! FEATURE...
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184 - A Big Pile of Dosh (feat. Andrew Hastings!)
This week, we're joined once again by the very funny Andrew Hastings, and we discuss Hot Topic, STI tests, and film & television actor James Cromwell. Plus, we tear into another round of That Sounds Good, What's That About? and explore a rap documentary about Will Smith. MUSIC USED: SSJ Theme…
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183 - Some Ship
This week, Tom defends his reputation as Ultimate Champion, we talk a little about Eddie Vedder's giant brain, and we settle in for a chat with our subconsciouses. Plus, you guessed it - another round of That Sounds Good, What's That About? MUSIC USED: SSJ Theme 3000: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan…
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182 - Slow Hockey (feat. Nikko Malyon & Ben Kochan!)
This week, it's a very special Hallowe'en Spook-Dracula! To celebrate, we're joined once again by our friends Nikko Malyon and Ben Kochan, and we discuss the Bloods vs. the Crypts, the death of Big Kev, and the Cool Klux Klan. A little later in the pod we're joined by two more very interesting...
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181 - The Laughing Cow (feat. Simon Bosco!)
This week, we're thrilled to welcome the very funny Simon Bosco to the show! We talk about difficult names, practical effects, and selling it with your eyebrows. Plus, we play an exciting round of That Sounds Good, What's That About? (and we recast The Merchant of Venice with cuts of meat...)…
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180 - The Revolution Will Not Be Tinderised (feat. James Colley!)
This week, we're joined once again by our old friend James Colley, and we dig deep to learn about the man behind the laughter. Plus, we discuss gift-wrapping, Kelsey Grammer, and tagging the moon, before jumping into another round of That Sounds Good, What's That About? (in which we forget all...
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179 - The Huge Mer-Bitch (feat. Fran Middleton!)
This week, we welcome the hilarious Fran Middleton to the show, and we discuss swimming around the world, favourite pies, and the universal language of juggling. Plus, we premiere a few new segments including Stinkers & Blinkers and The Blame Game, before launching into another instalment of That...
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178 - Star Wars Reboot
This week, we take a dip in the SSJ jacuzzi (then relocate to the sauna), address some common criticism of the podcast, and discuss some of our most important religious beliefs. Plus, we play a couple of rounds of That Sounds Good, What's That About? MUSIC USED: SSJ Theme 3000: Xavier Rubetzki...
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177 - The Spill
This week, we've got new digs! We sing the Ballad of Turd Ferguson, discuss the #libspill, and head to Bunnings Warehouse for an exclusive remote segment. Plus, we're in the middle of a 30 day happiness challenge, and we talk about how viewer feedback fuels the show. Plus, we play another…
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176 - Any Old Mum'll Do (feat. Reece Piper!)
This week, we welcome the very funny Reece Piper to the show, and we discuss the world's most famous convenience store, getting naked in public, and Oedipus complexes. Plus, we play an exciting round of That Sounds Good, What's That About? DISCLAIMER: Please forgive the audio quality of this...
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175 - The Hippocampus (with guest host Shubha!)
This week, it's a very special episode - Tom is away on camp or something, so Shubha returns to the show for a special one-on-one chat. We discuss Tom's absence (at length), iced chocolates, and the Golden Gaytime Icecream Tub Project. Plus, we play a thrilling game of That Sounds Good, What's…
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174 - Three Hots and a Cot
This week, Tom pees into a cup, then we talk about erotic bagpipes, targeted Facebook marketing, and of course, the brand new SSJ premium subscription service. Plus, we play an exciting round of That Sounds Good, What's That About? MUSIC USED: SSJ Theme 3000: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan NBA Jam: Shiny...
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173 - A Jon Lovitz Vehicle (feat. Nikko Malyon!)
This week, we welcome the hilarious Nikko Malyon to talk about right-wing sports radio, sins, and working for the FBI. Plus, we play an exciting new game called I Don't Care, I Love It! and of course a thrilling round of That Sounds Good, What's That About? MUSIC USED: SSJ Theme 3000: Xavier...
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172 - The Fantastic Mr. Kotter
This week, we talk about Public Domain (and the Yankovic Defense), Catwoman, and spooky-scary snakes & spiders. Plus we play a new game called The Fantastic "Fantastic Four" Four, as well as two rounds of That Sounds Good, What's That About? MUSIC USED: SSJ Theme 3000: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan Sore...
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171 - Narwee High (feat. Luke Joseph Ryan!)
This week, we're joined by the extremely funny Luke Joseph Ryan as we discuss magical beans, not having cancer, and the poor man's heroin. Plus, we play an exciting game of 12 Angry Men, and an even more exciting game of That Sounds Good, What's That About? MUSIC USED: SSJ Theme 3000: Xavier...
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170 - Close To Death
This week, we talk about loop pedals, the Black Eyed Peas, and the majestic human (and their delicious teeth!). Plus, we play a brand-new game called 30 Under 30, inspired by Forbes' yearly list, and as always, we play an exciting round of That Sounds Good, What's That About? MUSIC USED: SSJ…
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169 - The Moving Box Cumpany (feat. Henry Stone & Alexei Toliopoulos!)
This week, we're very pleased to bring you our 169th Episode Spectacular! We welcome Henry Stone and Alexei Toliopoulos from the Blank Slate Movie Podcast onto the show, for a very sexy and particularly disgusting episode wherein we discuss enchiladas, crowbars, and Johnny Boxer from Fat Pizza....
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168 - Birds Eye: The Musical (feat. Jamie Jowono!)
This week, we welcome the very funny Jamie Jowono onto the show, and we talk about butt-huggers, weddings, and a harrowing bathroom tale. Plus, we play some of our favourite games, including 12 Angry Men, That's Not Content! and That Sounds Good, What's That About? MUSIC USED: SSJ Theme 3000:...
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167 - Testament (feat. Dave McDermott!)
This week, our very funny friend Dave McDermott finally returns to the show, as we discuss convenient truths, dating simulators, and Sciencey Michael. Plus, we play Five-Finger-Filet-o-Fish, 12 Angry Men and of course That Sounds Good, What's That About? MUSIC USED: SSJ Theme 3000: Xavier…
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166 - Maybe We WIll
This week, we have to cancel our guest last-minute and go it alone, so we discuss Ja Rule, marketing, and California skate-punks OPM. Also, we premiere The Song of 12 Angry Men and play a round of That Sounds Good, What's That About! MUSIC USED: SSJ Theme 3000: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan Chunk: YEEVS...
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165 - That Sounds Good, What's That About? The Movie 2 (feat. Dan Muggleton!)
This week, we're joined by the very funny 'Huge Old Boss' Dan Muggleton, as we discuss zoos, Heroes, and Dan's pre-cult origins. Plus, we premiere Twin Speaks, play a very meta round of That Sounds Good, What's That About?, and discover our new alter-egos, Hyphen & the Sandstorm! MUSIC USED: SSJ...
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164 - We Are Really Aliens (feat. Tom Gilmour!)
This week, we can't do the podcast, because we're out in space. However, the two of us, plus intrepid explorer Tom Gilmour, have an important broadcast pertaining to the results of our mission, and thankfully, it's not that different to the show. For instance, we still play 12 Angry Men & a Baby,...
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163 - Behemoth! (feat. Marcel Blanch-de Wilt!)
This week, we're joined by the very lovely Marcel Blanch-de Wilt, and we discuss homelessness, Rugrats: All Growed Up, and give our tips on a successful transition to adulthood. Plus, we bring back fan-favourite segment 12 Angry Men And A Baby, as well as playing a round of That Sounds Good…
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162 - Divide & Conquer: Red Alert (feat. Lee Jowono!)
This week, we welcome the very funny Lee Jowono to the show, and we talk about Tim Rogers, 'Clinton Tarantino', and Feet Christian Anderson. Plus, we try on new glasses, and then play 12 Angry Men & A Baby, and That Sounds Good, What's That About? MUSIC USED: SSJ Theme 3000: Xavier Rubetzki…
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161 - Plant A Big Wet One Square On The Lips
This week, we're visited by Wil Anderson, Ringo Starr and the principal cast of NBC's Frasier! Plus, we play another round of 12 Angry Men, and That Sounds Good, What's That About? returns! MUSIC USED: SSJ Theme 3000: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan Goodhearts: Tim Fitz FEATURE TRACK: Sour, by Tim Fitz,...
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160 - Shit In The Apple Pie
This week, we premiere SSJ's third season! With a brand-new theme song, brand-new segments, and (most excitingly) brand-new recording equipment, you'll forget we ever disappeared off the face of the earth for 2 and a half months. MUSIC USED: SSJ Theme 3000: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan Beans: Pupppy...
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159.5 - Cat Calling
This week, it's another stopgap episode. We do our best to explain our absence and announce we'll be returning soon for Season 3! CLICK HERE to download! Email Tom or Xavier or both!
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159 - The Nighties
This week, we talk about dog presidents, Carly Rae Jepsen's new music video, and earwax. Also, we present our astonishingly boring look at the 87th Academy Awards! OSCAR BUZZ! Plus, we premiere new segments like Bitches Be Trippin': Let Me Tell You 'Bout It, The Lying King, and As Many Questions…
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158.5 - Capable Hands
This week, it's a lil' update episode to keep you in the loop. Regular episodes resume next week! CLICK HERE to download! Email Tom or Xavier or both!
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158 - Can't Actually Stop, Thanks!
This week, we talk about our Year 1 teachers, cockroaches, and one of Tom's nipples. Plus, making a return this week are your favourite segments What's Beautiful About The Art of Lovemaking?, Podcasting 101, and Animorphs Minute, You Am I's Tim Rogers stops by the studio, and we premiere new...
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157 - Hurricane Superhighway
This week, we discuss the cost of living, Snuffleupagus, and our love of nature. We also hold a Doritos intervention, are visited by a dog, and announce the subject of our next SSJ Video Game Book Club! Plus, your fav segments like Something Something Jepsen, Animorphs Minute and Sunny/Shade...
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156 - For Clowning And Whatnot
This week, we discuss #Tay4Hottest100, Peter Pants, and the lesser-known works of Kelsey Grammer. Plus we revisit fan favourite segments such as Animorphs Minute, George Calling In and Something Something Jepsen! Also, we introduce SSJ's producer, Gavin. MUSIC USED: SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki...
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155 - Chimprov
This week, we're visited by George Orwell and Sir Little Richard Nixon, we give you our take on the Oscar Nom-Nom-Nominations, and premiere a handful of new segments including What's Beautiful About The Art Of Lovemaking, Animorphs Minute, and Explain That?! MUSIC USED: SSJ Theme 2: Xavier…
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154 - Eminem's Minis
This week, we discuss vampire love stories, romantic business trips, and pant legs. Tom gets sick partway through but we don't let that slow us down. MUSIC USED: SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan Somebody Turn Me On: Babaganoüj GIRL: March of the Real Fly CLICK HERE to download! Email Tom or...
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153 - Hoverbored
This week, we make deals with the devil, try and become ghosts, and plan the Something Something Joystick musical. Plus we introduce a brand-new segment called "Which Voice Belongs To Who?", and forget completely about another new segment called "New Words With Tom And Xavier". MUSIC USED: SSJ...
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How many episodes does Something Something Joystick have?
Something Something Joystick currently has 150 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.
What is Something Something Joystick about?
Tom Sanderson and Xavier Rubetzki Noonan steal your precious time by almost discussing video games.
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Something Something Joystick publishes regularly with 150 episodes available. Check the episode list for the typical release schedule.
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Something Something Joystick is created and hosted by Xavier Rubetzki Noonan & Tom Sanderson.
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