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Sometimes I Hate You Podcast

by Sometimes I Hate You

A weekly comedy variety podcast hosted since 2017 by best friends Andy Chavez and Victor Calva. We bring a whole bunch of topics to each week’s episode and try to hammer out the issues that really matter. issues like, what men can do to themselves to be sexier. what it would be like to know a woman who legally married a ghost in France. we even regularly have guests like Arnold Schwarzenegger stop by to voice the show.Email us at [email protected]

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Episodes

  1. Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 263 - We’ll Be Docking Until The Sun Comes Up

    Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast hosted by Viktor and Andy. In this episode Andy tells us his newest heavy metal escapades. Viktor tells us a Shitty story, there is litterally human feces in this story. Thank you for joining us at Sometimes I Hate You.

  2. Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 262 - I Hope I don’t Get Ball Cancer

    Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast hosted by Andy and Viktor. Andy takes us down a memory filled 2006 as he explores the impact of Adult Swim on his teenage mind. Victor updates on his progress as he nears the end of JRPG Tales Of Arise. Andy looks for some...

  3. Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 261 - Titillation And Absolutle Revulsion

    Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast hosted by Andy and Viktor. In this episode Andy talks about the apparent cultural juggernaut that is Tomodachi Life, a Nintendo life sim video game. Both Viktor and Andy complain about the Nintendo Switch for a little while...

  4. Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 260 - You’re Still Alive?!

    Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy varety podcast. Viktor is visited by an old friend of the podcast who’s life has changed substatnially since we last heard from him. Vikto tells Andy about his newfound love for the Epic horror novel Between Two Fires. Andy digs deeper into...

  5. Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 259 - Annual Burs Week Returns

    Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast hosted by Viktor and Andy. Andy and Viktor explore the negative effects caffeine products now have on their bodies. Viktor takes his wife to Disneyland for her birthday (Big surprise). Andy tells uas about his Birthday trip…

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  6. Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 258 - We Have An Idea

    Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast hosted by Andy and Viktor. Andy shows Viktor a British transphobic club song. Viktor takes Andy on a trip to Long Beach’s world famous aquarium filled with cholos. Viktor pitches a brand new segment of the show named SIHH....

  7. Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 257 - That 50 Year Old Emo Man Needs To Cut His Hair

    Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety show hosted by Andy and Viktor. Viktor checks in with us for his Sometimes I Hate Video Games Awards. A new Resident Evil game came out so obviously Viktor has to vomit his thoughts on our laps. Andy fell madly in love with a video...

  8. Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 256 - About An Inch Of Hidden Penis

    Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast hosted by Viktor and Andy. Obviously this wouldn’t be your favorite comedy variety podcast without an edutainment section revolving around Jelquing. Andy teaches Viktor about foreskin regrowth therapy, this episode includes...

  9. Sometimes I Hate You - Episdoe 255 - My Grandma Thought The Black Dude Was A Hunk

    Welcome back to another year of your favorite comedy variety podcast. Viktor and Andy are back for the first time in 2026! In this episode they check in with each other for contenders for 2026 Sometimes I Hate Video Games. So far there is only one contestant, SpongeBob SquarePants: The Patrick…

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  10. Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 254 - Sometimes I Hate Video Games 2025

    Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety video games award show. Your hosts Viktor and Andy explore untold depths. Delve into vast caverns, and reach into the pool of time and infinity to find the greatest games. This year we have a huge, huge list with some real oddballs…

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  11. Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 253 - I've Been Watching A Lot Of Dinosaur Videos

    Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. Andy and Viktor your hosts both experience changes to their family units in the form of dogs. Viktor tells us about his hood ass, barfin ass puppy he and his wife just brought home. We get ready for the upcoming Sometimes I...

  12. Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 252 - Why Aren’t You Dancing? You Should Be Dancing

    Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. Join hosts Andy and Viktor while they celebrate Dia De Los Deftones and Andy injures himself with a gun. I do want to ask a question. How on earth does anyone attend live music and stay completely still? I understand the...

  13. Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 251 - We Eye F*cked The Sh*t Out Of The Camera

    Welcome back to another epsisode of your favorite comedy variety podcast! In This Episode Viktor attends a wedding as a sexy, sexy pirate and Andy complains about his Halloween challenge game Song Of Horror. Viktor flirts with a waitor at BJs and realize there are some really attractive men out…

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  14. Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 250 - Viktor He’s Commin For Ya

    Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. In this episode we celebrate host Viktor’s bday and of course other host Andy had to come up with an elaborate birthday voicemail. We check in for our October Sometimes I Hate Video Games Challenge. Viktor finished The…

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  15. Sometimes I Hate You - Episdoe 249 - Shaving Your Tunt And Grundle

    Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. This week Viktor and Andy debate the best way to shave male genitalia, some of them can be kinda scary. Andy and Viktor talk about the Christian apocalypse because the internet is stupid, too stupid sometimes. If you were...

  16. Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 248 - Soviet Spaceman

    Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast hosted by Viktor and Andy! In this episode we come up with a new alternative to a very popular informal noun. We talk about our progress through this year’s games of the year. Honorable mentions right now include, Disco...

  17. Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 247 - F*ck You Florida

    Welcome back to your favorite comedy vareity podcast hosted by Andy and Viktor. It’s been a while since our last episode and that is becasue Viktor went on his first big trip across America. This man in his 30s has only ever really been in California, its time to see the world young man. Thank…

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  18. Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 246 - Gheto Street Terantulas

    Welcome back to another comedy variety show hosted by Andy and Viktor. In this episode our hosts explore their nerdier upbringing. Vik tells us about Batman versus The Predator. Andy tells us about a bunch of teenagers with murderous parents in Runaways. Andy tells us about virtually walking…

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  19. Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 245 - I Am The Shyest Pooper

    Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. Join our hosts Viktor and Andy on a weird journey. In this episode we learn that Viktor is actually super into Street Fighter. He pretty much huddled into a cave all summer as a teen to earn specific secrete characters. We...

  20. Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 244 - Threre Was Meat Dangling Where Meat Shouldn’t Be Dangling

    Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast! This week Viktor and Andy learn the history of an infamous nickname. Turns out little brittish kids are douche bags. Andy introduces us to friend-of-the-podcast George’s new DND character, an effeminate elf rogue named Jeff....

  21. Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 243 - I Think My Sweat Smells Like Weed

    Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast hosted by Andy and Viktor. In this episode Andy takes us on a ride to appraise Viktor’s genitals. Yes, they’re pretty great, he’s had no complaints. Viktor takes us on a journey to NorCal (Northern California) for a summer...

  22. Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 242 - Andy The 24Hour Rockstar Avoiding Fart Boners

    Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast hosted by Andy and Viktor. In this episode Andy went on an epic adventure to San Diego, Ca to peform a one night only show with his band. This episode is about the shennanegans that ensue. Thank you for joining us at…

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  23. Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 241 - Stole My Gay Soul

    Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast hosted by Andy and Viktor! Andy is going on a trip back to California for a one night only heavy metal performance. To celebrate the release of Norwegian by Finding T.H.E.T.I.S any built a crazy streaming camera apparatus and...

  24. Sometimes I Hate You - Epsode 240 - Top Bunk With A Glory Hole

    Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast hosted by Viktor and Andy. In this episode Andy rants a little about Harry Potter, the books, not the movies you lazy ass nerd. Viktor defines is no cured homophobia of olde. We explore Andy and Viktor’s future sexual...

  25. Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 239 - That Is Not Romantic, It’s A Curse

    Welcome to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast hosted by Viktor and Andy. In this episode we very quickly jump between hit dating reality show form the early 2000s called The Flavor Of Love, then we explore a reality tv murderer and we even get to talk about an abandoned…

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  26. Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 238 - They Look Like Sex Dolls

    Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. Join our hosts Viktor and Andy as they explore the weirdly sexual nature of learning to play a drum kit. Viktor tells us about the mediocrity this is Unknown 9: Awakening, which is a multimedia entertainment series that…

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  27. Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 237 - Ow My Foot, Ow My Foot!

    Welcome back to you favorite comedy variety podcast! This week Andy and Viktor come out swinging by thinking about ectoplasm actually being sex fluid. Andy realizes that most of his personality is actually just stories of his adolescence. This episode obviously has one of those stories, it has to...

  28. Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 236 - Home Invaders Beware My Boar Spear

    Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast! In this episode your host Andy asks other host Viktor whats going on with the new social craze of collectable popcorn buckets, offered at most movie theaters. Andy and Viktor break down their Christmas presents for one…

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  29. Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 235 - Sometimes I Hate Video Game Awards 2024

    Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast! Its that time of year again, Viktor and Andy award the best and worst games they played this year. We have the Wife Choice Awards, with competitors First Descendent, Call Of Duty Black Ops 6, Stray and Return To Grace. We…

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  30. Sometimes I hate You - Episode 234 - You Look Him In The Eyes When You Kill Him

    Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast! In this episode Andy and Viktor talk about how much their book buying habits have changed. We realized that Viktor and Andy’s Grandpa’s are two sides of the same coin. That coin includes murder tips, gambling habits and...

  31. Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 233 - Viktor Is Wed

    Welcome back to your favorite comedy variety podcast hosted by a couple of married dudes named Andy and Viktor. In this episode we tackle the tale of Viktor’s wedding from the perspective of both a frazzled groom putting pretty much everything together by hand and the Level 2 Best Man who flew…

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  32. Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 232 - It Shouldn’t Be That Color!

    Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast! In this episode we get to really analyze the difference between Viktor and Andy’s party days. Viktor and his fiancee get to drink bright green atomic alcohol and tag-team puke into a toilet and sink. Andy and his family go…

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  33. Somtimes I Hate You - Episode 231 - He Cut Off And Fed Her Her Own A$$ Cheeks

    Welcome to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast! Obviously this week Andy and Viktor come out swinging with the idea that Justin Timberlake may have been apart of an early 2000s raper gangbang and P Diddy owning far too many dildos and maybe strapping them to animals. Andy…

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  34. Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 230 - Play The Witcher 3: Blood And Wine

    Welcome to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. In this episode Viktor tells Andy about Beatlejuice Beatlejuice, there will be a few spoilers. Andy gives a deep critique of his time with The Withcer 3 Wild Hunt. It took so very long for him to beat it, so give him a break if…

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  35. Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 229 - Putting Your Flacid D*ck On His Shoulder

    Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. This week Andy and Viktor go on a freindship discovery and we learn together how much Tim Burton films acatually matter to Viktor. Never in a million years thought we’d bond over girly emo movies from our youths. Viktor…

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  36. Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 228 - Check Out My Pu**y Fingers

    Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. In this episode hosts Viktor and Andy imagine Chuck E Cheese but overrun by Southern Californian Gangsters. Viktor tells us just how far off from reality Instagram can be through a story of a gothic church inspired Mexican...

  37. Somtimes I Hate You - Episode 227 - He Sneezed His Guts Out

    Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. This week Andy and Viktor talk about Macho Man Randy Savage’s Slim Jim mascot successor. Andy complains about getting through Elden Ring to get to the DLC, so instead he just goes on and on about how good The Witcher 3 still...

  38. Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 226 - This Gas Station Egg Is So Delectable 

    Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. In this Episode Andy and Viktor realize Cicada are really weird little bugs while we describe their effects on Texan life. Andy tells Viktor his deepest darkest breakfast secrets. Andy’s whole family had a ailments through…

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  39. Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 225 - Yall Got Those Pregnant Cow Gloves

    Welcome to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. This week Viktor and Andy talk about the newest coolest Monster Energy Drink based event. Monster Energy Drink is currently running Monster Gear, a giveaway where you can scan your Monster Energy Drink receipts and use the points...

  40. Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 224 - My House Is Hauted By Wasps

    Welcome back to another episdoe of your favorite comedy variety podcast. This week Andy and Viktor really just explore their relationship with liquids and their partner’s lack there of. Andy may or may not be Jealous that Viktor has a friend who is letting him read a book he’s writing. Andy wants...

  41. Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 223 - Sleep Walking, Sleep Talking, Sleep Eating and Sleep Terrors

    Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. This week Viktor and Andy really come out swinging by talking about server maintenance. Andy also complains about the total loss of Fallout 3 progress after falling in love with the game over the last month. Viktor trys yet...

  42. Somtimes I Hate You - Episode 222 - Like Yakuza And Skyrim Had A Baby

    Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. This is a nostalgic ass episode with Andy and Viktor. Andy tells us about some of his favorite toys from 1999 which were actually just ID badges for characters form Star Wars The Phantom Menace. Andy analyzes his feelings…

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  43. Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 221 - That Security Guard Had The Softest Hands

    Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. In this episode Andy and Viktor agree that if its hit and run on a highway when no one is around, it never really happened. Viktor tells about the dead body he found and Andy tells us about the first live music he’s seen in...

  44. Somtimes I Hate You - Episode 220 - Are Zabrak Black With Red Tattoos, Or Red With Black Tattoos?

    Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. This week Andy and Viktor find out what happened to their pets who actually did go off to a farm. Andy tells us about the dramatic conclusion of novel The Only Good Indians, this time a lot of it takes place in a makeshift...

  45. Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 219 - Promiscuous Native American Woman

    Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. In this episode hosts Viktor and Andy ponder the misteries fo modern technology thorugh the random texts their car tires send them. Andy got sick and stayed up all night watching George Ramero’s Dawn Of The Dead and serial...

  46. Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 218 - It Wasn’t Cosmic Horror, It Was Just War Fiction

    Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. This week your hosts Andy and Viktor talk about Andy eating “sushi” for the first time. Andy talks about the creative slump he’s been and Viktor as it turns out has been in the same place, he's making action figures again...

  47. Somtimes I Hate You - Episode 217 - Andy Is Turning Into A Prepper

    Welcome back to your favorite comety variery podcast. As alwasy your hosts Viktor and Andy are marching ever toward the big sleep and with that comes some sad dad-ass purchases and mindests. Andy bought a tiny washing machine and a solar generator but he’s also way into super brutal true crime...

  48. Sometimes I Hate You Podcast - Episode 216 - I Accidentally Left A Staple In His Head

    Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. This week Andy and Viktor explore the many horrible, horrible states of being human. Espcially focusing on getting sick, then only eating and pooping out cough medicine. Andy expresses how bowel cancer is the abolute worst…

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  49. Sometimes I Hate You Podcast - Episode 215 - The First Ever Sometimes I Hate Videogames Awards

    Welcome back to your favorite comedy variety podcast. This week Andy and Viktor talk about whats been going on in Viktor’s life. He’s been dealing with the worst Black Friday, He’s been seeing his Fiance way less than he should be and it looks like his anxiety gagging is before work is coming…

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  50. Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 214 - I Tore A Hole From My Taint To My Belt

    Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. In this episode Andy and Viktor talk about some times they eluded trouble in highschool. Sometimes you're praying to god that you don't get caught by cops in an abandoned house, sometimes its the same prayer but 2:30 in the...

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A weekly comedy variety podcast hosted since 2017 by best friends Andy Chavez and Victor Calva. We bring a whole bunch of topics to each week’s episode and try to hammer out the issues that really matter. issues like, what men can do to themselves to be sexier. what it would be like to know a woman who legally married a ghost in France. we even regularly have guests like Arnold Schwarzenegger stop by to voice the show.Email us at [email protected]

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