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Spread the Hate Download Episode 7.05 This week, we return to the Rage Cave with a vengeance! Sheriff rages out in Texas, Baldo loves his hipster beer, and Scrubb reserves his seat on the bus to Hell. Join us as we discuss the ins & outs of car renting, Creationists, inappropriate kids books and other fun ways to corrupt your kids. We also make murder more fun and sample an interestingly complex beer given to us by our old friend, Andy.

Suck it up, buttercup. Life isn't fair. Download Episode 7.04 This week in the Rage Cave, we fight for Truth, (social) Justice and the American Safe Space. Join us as we discuss the fragility of today's youth, why your feelings don't matter and all the fun we've had at minimum wage jobs. We also talk about the Salt Lake City FanX, current musical projects and kick-ass bluegrass bands.

New Year's Resolution: Try not to kill anybody... Download 7.03 This week in the Rage Cave, Weedus stops by to let off some steam, Scrubb & Sheriff steer the TARDIS down a rabbit hole and Baldo still hasn't seen Rogue One. Join us as we ramble off a list of this year's celebrity deaths and talk about what a heartless bitch 2016 has been and discover new ways to dispose of a dead body. Weedus also shares with us a little paranormal play-by-play and we discuss (at length) everything to watch on Netflix.

Have Yourself a Wicked Winter Solstice Download Episode 7.02 This week in the Rage Cave, Sheriff comes bearing gifts and Scrubb and Baldo are just unbearable. Join us as we celebrate the holiday season with some dirty jokes, Mormon stories, a vulgar display of Charlie Brown and even a blasphemous carol or two. We also talk a little bit about the Walking Dead, granny pops and up-tight conservative crybabies. 

Holy Bartender... get it?! Download Episode 7.01 This week we welcome the spirit(s) into the Rage Cave and get down to some beardy business. Join us as we talk about manly man fragrances, charming assholes, blasphemous board games, "miracles" and other religious bullshit. We also get sentimental about the good ol' days of band practices and jam sessions of yesteryear.

#AllFridaysMatter Download Episode 6.17 This week in the Rage Cave, Scrubb & Baldo prepare for the oncoming storm that is the holiday season. Join us as we discuss how soon is too soon when it comes to X-mas decorations, coping with family during the holidays, the effectiveness of thoughts & prayers, and even a little bit of football. We also go balls-deep into religious skepticism (mockery) and space exploration.

Your tears taste like victory Download Episode 6.16 This week in the Rage Cave, Sheriff gets oiled up while Scrubb & Baldo get "hopped" up. Join us we reflect on the outcome and aftermath of the Presidential election, poke fun at local politics, enjoy some classic arcade nostalgia, and discover 10 new ways to get high...on life!

What do vegan zombies eat?   ...graaaaiinnss... Download Episode 6.15 This week in the Rage Cave, Sheriff goes to a dog show, Scrubb gets angry & Baldo sings a fun little shanty. Join us as we discuss which is scarier to find in the forest; a zombie, a politician or a black metal band. We also tell a bunch of bad jokes and find a fun way to get revenge on bastard kids at Burger King.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Download Episode 6.14 This week in the Rage Cave, Sheriff swipes right, Baldo gets disturbed and Scrubb continues to offend people. Join us as we discuss various topics in rapid-fire succession and run down a list of reasons to NOT piss off your spouse. We also attempt to make ourselves sound even dumber than usual with the help of some neurological gadgetry!

#FuckOffFred  #FuckOffNiacin Download Episode 6.13 This week in the Rage Cave, Scrubb & Baldo have trouble  in church and Sheriff can't wait to come home.  Join us as we talk about beer, real estate and church services.  We also discuss American Horror Story, geek weddings, and  the aftermath of Nirvana.

*** Insert tasteless 9/11 joke here *** Download Episode 6.12 This week in the Rage Cave, Scrubb & Baldo share their worthless opinions about other people's worthless opinions. We also talk about lazy people at sporting events, bar etiquette, and epic old music videos (good and bad). 

...what sort of backwards fucking pageantry is that? Download Episode 6.11 This week in the Rage Cave, Scrubb & Baldo are visited by Mike Keller, guitarist for Letters From The Fire. Join us as we discuss their new album, new singer and life on tour. We also drag him down the rabbit hole and talk about The Walking Dead, Batman, Canadians & County Fairs.

...I don't think it's in yet. Download Episode 6.10 This week in the Rage Cave, Weedus fills in the Baldo seat while we shoot the shit with Chalice Blythe, Head of The Satanic Temple Utah Chapter. Join us as we discuss their new After School Satan Club, the different aspects of Satanism, Aquaman, Alan Moore, and motherf*cking Ugg boots.

I'm a man of god dammit! Download Episode 6.09 This week in the Rage Cave, our old pal Weedus pops in for a visit whilst Sheriff is out playing with his bees. Join us as we attempt to Corrupt The Righteous and sample Baldo's latest home brew. We also discuss, ad nauseam, stupid people in high places, why Mormons don't like condoms, the social impact of recreational pot, and much, much more!

How tall is a penguin? Download Episode 6.08 This week, Sheriff took a wrong turn in Albuquerque and wound up in the Rage Cave. Join us as we hunt for Pokemon, that may or may not be run by the Illuminati, enjoy some heavy metal Sharks, porn dogs, "dog food", inappropriate kids' movies, and Scrubb gives in-depth reviews of said movies.

Roody Roo don't give a shit... Download Episode 6.07 This week in the Rage Cave, Sheriff got inked up, some people got shot up and the Internet blew up! Join us as we discuss everything from radical Turtles to radical terrorists, why no one likes Radiohead and apparently orange IS the new black. Happy late Father's Day to all you crazy motherfuckers!!!

Guys.... I think I f*cked up... Download Episode 6.06 This week in the Rage Cave, Sheriff tells, what may possibly be, the funniest joke of all time. Join us as we RAGE out about human ignorance & incompetence, a gorilla and the shot heard round the world, inconsiderate neighbors, little-shit-bastard kids and apparently the X-Men hate women. We also sample another tasty tidbit from Thurkills Vision. Buy their new album here!

...worst Robin ever! Download Episode 6.05 This week in the Rage Cave, Scrubb & Baldo are joined by  Yami & Dave of Massachusetts Metal sensation, Thurkills Vision.  Join us as we go balls-deep and discuss the ins-n-outs of songwriting  and sound production. We also talk about the therapeutic qualities of  good music, where we were when Dimebag died, and the  upcoming release of their long-awaited new album, The Light.  This episode is proudly powered by: Jagermeister, Strange Label Radio, Steak & Shrimp

Butt Sex & Bitch Sticks Download Episode 6.04 This week in the Rage Cave, we're joined by Mike Lee of the Industrial Country sensation, Goth Brooks. Join us as we discuss musical influences, Star Trek, political theme songs, religion, dental hygiene, the meaning of masculinity, and compare  comic books to sexually transmitted diseases. Be sure to check out all the Gothy goodness at GothBrooksBand.com

Word to your Mother, motherf*cker!!! Download Episode 6.03 This week in the Rage Cave, we celebrate motherf*cking Mother's Day and Sheriff shares with us his love of creepy crawlies and lawn gnomes.  Join us as we discuss beer science, STD's & Sesame Street,  KFCmen, too many spicy can kill you, The Rock Clock,  and why airports don't like maths & WIFI.

...why would you put your head down there?!?! Download Episode 6.02 This week in the Rage Cave, Sheriff is back to tell us all about  his recent "vacation" and his latest business venture.  Join us as we talk about why Utah hates everything,  stupid Limp Bizkit fans, Ted "fuckface" Cruz, throat singing,  and some more famous people died. We also find out how  beer is good for you!!! Also featuring the latest burnt offerings from  Shed the Skin  Thanks to  Hell's Headbangers dot com

...what a Sneaky Fucker Download Episode 6.01 This week, we return to the Rage Cave and wish a very  Happy Birthday to an absent Sheriff.  Join us as we dive head-first into Weedus' zen-to-rage ratio,  missionary mishaps and drunk robots.  We also drop a scientific elbow on the throat of modern society.