PODCAST · comedy
Sorry In Advance
by Nick, Danny and Jon
Comedy podcast weblog
Episodes
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0091 Dumb Ways to Die
Welcome back to Sorry In Advance, where Danny, Nick, and Jon rank the absolute best and most embarrassing ways to permanently log off. This week features lawyers accidentally shooting themselves in court just to prove a point, the sheer badassery of Marine legend John Basilone, and Danny’s highly...
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0090 Moon Shot
The Return to Space: We break down exactly what the Artemis missions are, why we are finally going back to the South Pole, and how it is setting the stage for Mars. Conspiracies & Cinema: We walk through the absolute wildest Apollo landing conspiracies and debate the best (and worst) space movies...
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0089 Welcome to 40
Jon has officially hit the milestone, and his fiancée joins us to help navigate the wreckage. We’re breaking down the 40+ Power Ups (better filters, elite dad jokes, and top-tier sneakers) versus the 40+ Reality Check (mysterious sleep injuries and the "noise tax" every time you sit down). From...
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0088 Fancy Shit
The crew gets "Upper Crust" this week as we attempt to stay classy while drinking a bottle of wine apiece—one glass every thirty minutes, no exceptions. Danny plays sommelier, teaching us how to sniff and swirl like the elite, while we roast your wine choice: from the "adult grape juice" Moscato...
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0087 New Year New Again
In this episode, Danny, Nick, and Jon take a painful (and hilarious) walk down memory lane to review the resolutions they set for last year. Spoiler alert: We failed. Spectacularly. From gym memberships that gathered dust to "hobbies" that lasted exactly four days, we’re breaking down exactly…
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The Holiday Disclaimer
We're sorry for ruining Christmas. Original song
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The Noggers Anthem
Original song about a group of Noggers making the greatest Egg Nog
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0086 A Few of Our Favorite Things
We turned “raindrops on roses” into whiskey shots and questionable life choices. This episode covers it all: the music you bump solo vs. with friends, why “day drinking” counts as a team sport, and which billionaire we’d actually let crash the cookout. Nick confesses his crush on Livvy Dunne, Jon...
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0085 Man Laws Revisited
We cracked open one of our most popular episodes and gave it the sequel treatment. This week, we’re adding brand-new laws to the sacred Bro-Bible—and swinging the gavel to abolish a few outdated ones. From sneaker etiquette to facial hair crimes, nothing is safe. Think of it as constitutional...
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0084 Ripleys Bullshit or Not
This week we tested each other’s brains with a game of Crazy Facts. The rules? Simple: guess if the fact is true or total nonsense. Guess wrong? Bottoms up. By the end, things got… fuzzy.
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0083 Human Delusion
This week, the crew takes a wild ride through the world of confidence—real, fake, and full-blown delusion. Are you the cool, collected type or someone who thinks they could land a 747 because you watched a YouTube video once? Danny breaks down why 50% of men think they could be emergency pilots...
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0082 Plastic People
Plastic surgery takes center stage—BBLs, nose jobs, fillers, and the rest. Unapologetic, unfiltered takes on the procedures everyone’s getting (and pretending they’re not).
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0081 A Hole Alphabet
We've all been mean before. Whether you meant to or not, admit it, you were an asshole. I this episode we talk about some of the times we were d-bags, and also list from A-Z, things that fit that category.
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0080 The 6 Percenters New Year New Me
The guys talk about how stupid New Years resolutions are, then we proceed to make our own.
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0079 One Hitters
The boys talk about some of their favorite ONE HIT WONDERS. No one is surprised about Jon's terrible taste in music!
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0078 Worst Xmas
We know, the Holiday's can be a depressing time. But if you think you have it bad, wait until you hear some real tragedies that happened around this time
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0077 It's All About the Spin
The boys are starting their own PR firm.
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0076 - Back In My Day
Don't know about you, but we are starting to feel old. Kids these days... am I right? We discuss some things that make us feel old, things that we just don't understand about the youths, and even some current slang trivia.
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0075 - Mothers Day 2024
Shout out to all the baby mommas out there! This one's for you!
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0074 The Ocho
So you call yourself a "SpOrTs FaN" huh? Everyone watches football. Baseball is Americas Pastime. You think that now because you watch soccer, you're better than everyone? Well what do you know about cheese racing? Hobbies Horse Show? What about Calcio Storico, basically imagine if the NFL, Rugby...
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0073 Xmas
We discuss some of our favorite songs and also some of our worst. Naughty and nice lists and a gift exchange!
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0072 You Are Trash?
In today's episode we discuss the little things you do that could make you a trashy person. Maybe it's clipping your toe nails on an airplane, maybe it's the way you clean your ass. Either way everyone has a little trash inside of them.
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0071 Inflation Station
Times are hard, and we're ready to point the finger. We try and figure out who's responsible for the crazy inflation and how we plan to combat it. Plus a little game at the end where the loser takes a shot.
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0070 Foosball Is For The Devil
The guys are drafting a super team for different sporting categories. From uniforms to tailgating. Listen in and let us know who you think won!
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0069 The Farm
Did you have a weird neighbor who thought their pet opossum was just the cutest? Maybe a crazy aunt who had a beady eyed rat as her plus one? This one's for you.
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0068 News on the 6’s and 9’s
Welcome to the wackiest episode of "Chaos & Coffee," where we dive headfirst into the wildest current events from June 2023! Buckle up and grab your life jackets as we explore the depths of the ocean with the Titanic submersible, dodge relentless Instagram product ads, and race through town in...
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0067 This Is A Hold Up
We break down some unbelievable robberies and heists. Also discuss the greatest heist movies.
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0066 Not my Job
This episode, we talk about some of our past jobs, some funny stories and what our dream jobs would be.
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0065 Urban Dick
Some of the wildest definitions from the famous Urban Dictionary
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0064 Poor Guy Didn’t See It Coming
If you're broke as hell, this is the episode for you.
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0063 Aged Like Gas Station Wine
Whether it's fair or not, it's hilarious to go back and look at news articles and things people said and judge them for what we know now. Here are some of the most shocking and a few that surprised us.
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0062 He-Man Woman Haters Club
One thing that isn't said enough is, Woman Really SUCK! Hear us talk about some of the worst of them!
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0061 Valentimes Day
Whether you hate or love Valentines Day, it ain't going nowhere. Here's our thoughts
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0060 Bet You Wont
Sports betting has replaced weather as the Go To small talk convo starter. It's new to Ohio and we talk about what we know and more importantly what we don't
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0059 Us and U Xmas Times 2
Happy Festivus! Find out why Jon never believed in Santa.
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0058 Shower Thoughts
Ever stood in the shower and had a random thought? Like, "Most people aren't scared of being alone in the dark — they're scared of not being alone in the dark."
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0057 Body Odi
A little controversial, we are diving into body image and everything surrounding it
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0056 Cancel Culture
If you read this please email [email protected]. If you are the first one to send the email you will win a prize.
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0055 Crypto Urgency
Crypto is confusing, but if you've come here to looking for answers you don't know us very well!
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0054 Alpha on Top
We've all heard of the term Alpha Male. Where did this come from? Who are some well known AMs?
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0053 Uneducated
We talk about our own school experiences and what we think schools should be teaching
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0052 Potluck
Just a bunch of random topics we each bring to the table
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0051 Never Have I Ever
Grab a beer and see how many times you have to drink!
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0050 Gate Keeping
Ever wonder why you didn't get that auto loan, or maybe why your dumb ass didn't get into college? Keep telling yourself it wasn't the 14 you got on the ACT.
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0049 ThanksGravy
We all know that the story we were told in school about Thanksgiving was a load BS. But do you know what really happened?
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0048 Superstition
Are you superstitious or do you actually just have OCD? Well we're here to give you unsolicited medical advice!
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0047 HollyWeird
Wacky stories out of Hollywood
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0046 You Ask We Tell
Questions from our listeners. We've gathered some of the best questions our listeners have sent us and answered them with maybe a little too much information.
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0045 Dynamic Duo
Nick and Jon run down some of the best duos in history
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0044 Grinds My Gears
Pretty self explanatory, what really bugs the shit about you?
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