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Sorry Not in Service
by Sorry Not in Service
A period of highlights from 10radio/'s fortnightly show Sorry Not in Service. Tunes and Chat (without the tunes)
Episodes
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Look
Gordano! Today is gonna be the day That they're gonna throw it back to you By now you should've somehow Realized what you gotta do I don't believe that anybody Feels the way I do, about you now Back beat, the word was on the street That the fire in your heart is out I'm sure you've heard it all...
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Clean Windows
Gordano! Welcome you hoary old dogs to this extra special Sorry Not in Service podcast. 'Why so special?' We hear you splutter as you finish off your 4th pint of beefshake. Well, it features not one, not two, but TWO of your regular presenters PLUS the extraordinary comic stylings of our brother...
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The Birth of a Child That Nobody Wants
Gordano! Dear competition winner. You have been selected ENTIRELY AT RANDOM to receive a complimentary Sorry Not in Service podcast. It is both lightweight and Ab enhancing. Furthermore, for ease of use you can listen to it using your ears. All that we ask from you in return is that you are kind...
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Podcast 3
Gordano! Person A: 'Fancy meeting you here, you're looking well. Have you had a nose job?' Person A: 'I thought so.' Person A: 'Yes, Dr Dexter is a marvel with a scalpel isn't he? Anyway, must dash, I've got a baked potato in the oven and it won't butter, cheese, tuna mayo and side salad itself…
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NO
Gordano! Check you out with your internet connection. Ooooh la-di-daa, aren't you just Lord/Lady Muck with your cutting edge technology? Well Lord/Lady Muck, we are your humble servants and will bow and scrape to you and your every whim. Speaking of which, that whim you had to download and listen...
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I Spy
Gordano! Look! It's shiny! It's new! It's a 10radio-less Sorry Not in Service podcast! Actually, on closer inspection - while it is a 10radio-less Sorry Not in Service podcast, and it is new, maybe we're over selling it's shininess. It's a dull coloured, slightly scraggy, rough at the edges…
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Too Much Sugar and Too Few Ideas
Gordano! Well butter my sandwiches if it isn't the latest Sorry Not in Service podcast* In this one we make an announcement, discuss our beloved Queen's strong arm, botch the weather, eat some food stuffs and bugger the Varmints ('s start of their show). It's jam packed. Much like our sandwiches....
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The Crowning of King Canute
Gordano! Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone, Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone, Silence the pianos and with muffled drum Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come. That’s right, it’s the latest Sorry Not in Service podcast, resplendent in jewels and smelling of polos. In…
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It's Not Just Masturbation #3
Gordano! We wish you would stop doing that, we wish you would stop doing that, we wish you would stop doing that, it won't bring the party alive. That's right one and all, it's YET ANOTHER placeholder podcast. The boy is wonderful but time consuming so rather than broadcast live on Friday 23rd,...
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Stay Now
Gordano! Make no bones about it, this is a podcast. So how would you even do that? Now that we're all in agreement, welcome to the Sorry Not in Service podcast and it's the return of the original lineup! That's right, Simon and Will back in the studio for the first time in two months for one last...
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Send Them Back
Gordano! Fear not dear listener, we haven't named the podcast 'Send Them Back' because we've boarded the far right choo choo train The Politics of 2016 Oblivion Express. No, it's merely in reference to a comment made during this podcast about returning your first born child from whence it came,...
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Many Happy Returns
Gordano! Welcome along dearest listener (you are the dearest one to us, don't let on to the others though - they are very needy people). The responsibility enforced hiatus is half over! That's right, while Simon is still coming to terms with the fact he can no longer spend his weekends and week…
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The Sudan Special
Gordano! Due to childbirth based circumstances there was no Sorry Not in Service broadcast on the 28th October. But because we have a keen grasp of where our priorities lie, that was not going to stop us recording a place-holder podcast (this podcast) It's not immediately clear when we'll be back...
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Dad, Thanks For Picking Up Will's Coat From Isle Brewers
Gordano! And may the Lord be your salvation. Also, here's the very first Sorry Not in Service podcast of November 2016, not only that but it's got a special guest host, not only that but it's a Carnivorrrr special! That's right, it just keeps getting better and better. You are well within your...
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There'll Always Be Moira Stuart
Gordano! Welcome to the podcast that The Times of London has described as ‘a seminal piece of work, a bit like the Jesus story crossed with something else that is really cool - a must listen. xxx’ Moreover, the Queen is now confirmed as a subscriber and if hearsay is to be believed, HearSay are...
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Birds or Bridges (Gifts or Psychic Attacks)
Gordano! Welcome to the all new rebranded Sorry Not in Service! From here on in we are going to be your all time favourite Missy Elliott themed podcast, providing you with all the latest news and stats regarding the hit rapstress. As a special bonus to you, here’s a stat for free: Missy Elliott…
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Painting the Fourth Wall
Gordano! A short play about the NHS: Patient: Doctor doctor! I feel like a microwave! Doctor: Oh for FFS sake! Stop wasting my time with these absurd complaints. I’m sick of it. I genuinely had someone in earlier telling me they felt like a pair of curtains. It took all my inner strength not to...
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Crazy Masks and Jaunty Tunes
Gordano! 48 year old male with GSOB (good sense of Beef) would like to meet an person for fishing trips, religious awakenings, car park scuffles, bad ideas for wet weekends and maybe more/less. Also, a real deal breaker for me would be an interest in the latest Sorry Not in Service podcast. Must…
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Playing Around With the Form
Gordano! Person A: Please may I have a bar of Snickers please? Person B: Certainly Person A: How much is it? Person B: 60p Person A: That seems a little steep Person B: It is what it is, if you want them cheaper then you're probably better served going to a large supermarket chain who have the...
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Gordano! Welcome along you jerk. You feckless idiot, you bum note, you dreadful nectarine. Look at you, you’re a disgrace and I never want to see you again. Only joking! You’re great and can I have a pint of lemonade please? Tell you what, I’ll swap you a pint of lemonade for the latest Sorry Not...
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Rise of the Black Swans
Gordano! How delightful to see you! You're looking like a billion dollars! That suit is spectacular, your shoes are dynamite and you hair smells ultra wicked. You're the full package, and I love you. Now, we need to talk about this whole gross misconduct situation. Before we do though, let's…
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We Mentioned It Once, But We Think We Got Away With It
Gordano! Have you got your voting card with you? Thank you… Oh. You know it’s not appropriate to scrawl your voting intentions in blood all over the card don’t you? Also, I don’t think there’s an option to vote for ‘My Trousers Will Be Your Redemption’. All things considered, you’ve botched…
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Doing Terrible Things to Your Ears
Gordano! You again? Didn't we make it perfectly clear last time that you're not welcome? We didn't? We were very polite and made you feel perfectly at ease? Oh dear. Well in that case come in, leave your scythe at the door and we'll just try to forget about all the unpleasantness from the first…
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FAO Mountain Rescue
Gordano! Oi! You! Get the hump out of my garden! I don't care if you're from the council, you shouldn't be doing that. It's not right. I couldn't give a monkeys if it's tradition. If I've told you once, I've told you a million billion times, those Fuchsias are not for you to weave into pants. If...
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Howl to Pass Your Driving Test With Jeffin D'ecorum
Gordano! Your majesty, we are delighted that you've chosen to download our podcast. Truly this is an honour. Or at least it would be of you'd deigned to have downloaded it fully clothed. Really madam show some flipping respect. Now our anger and your nudity has subsided, let's get down to…
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Assumpta From the Sealife Centre
Gordano! Here's a bit of psychological horse play to kick things off: Quickly re-arrange the following words into a sentence: Have floundering beef blunder grand flippers of an to horse cauliflower phonebox so can drubbing. Well isn't that revealing? We always thought you were a dangerous person...
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The Family Unit
Gordano! Wow. Just wow. That hat of yours really suits you. Not in a ‘that looks good’ way, more in the sense that it really suits your personality. That is to say, you’re very brave wearing a hat made of moss and stoat carcass. Here’s something else that would suit you and your lifestyle: IT’S…
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The Prettiest Mum in the Schoolyard / Violent Grudge
Gordano! A question for you: Where the hell do you get off? I mean really, you turn up here all disheveled with your bobs and your bits hanging out. You clearly haven't showered for weeks, your clothes have swears written all over them and your breath smells of iron ore. You're a disgrace. That...
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Is Roger Moore a Nazi?
Gordano! Imagine the scene: you're wearing a hat, and then an Ostrich bites your index finger. Not very nice is it? Well quit breaking into Ostrich farms with hats on and these things will stop being of any concern to you. Other things that you can stop worrying about is where you're going to get...
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Grotesque Ham Mouthwash Widows
Gordano! Oh my OMG! It's YOU again! We haven't seen you since you did that 24 hours sponsored fistfightathon. You were such an aggressive judge that day. Good to see you in more sanguine mood. In an effort to keep you chipper, here's the Sorry Not in Service show from xxxxxxxx (pick a date, it...
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The Isle of Man
Gordano! Congratulations on your purchase. That is a spectacular pair of stockings. Why not compliment them with a listen to the latest Sorry Not in Service podcast? You're too busy? Nonsense. Hunker down and have a listen. This one is busy as HECK, the ace pop starlet Carnivorrrr...
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Podcast Edit Point
Gordano! My goodness me, that clothes really looks good on you. Might I suggest a slight alteration? No? OK, suit yourself (sort of a joke if you squint at it). Now the hilarity has subsided, welcome to the Sorry Not in Service podcast from a bit of the past. You will be delighted to know that it...
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Shame Hat
Gordano! It's good to see someone is sticking to their new year's resolution of being devilishly handsome and less of a . Well done, keep it up. In the spirit of being less of a we'd like to present you with this, the first podcast of twenty6teen from Sorry Not in Service. Innit (in it) you will...
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The C Word
Gord crispus Day! No? Quick! Open it! Open it! You are going to be so pumped when you open it! Do you want me to help? OK, OK, i'm just really excited to see your face when you open it! Well, what do you think? Oh. No, I sort of understand. I'm sorry. It felt like a good idea. No, there is no...
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A Lovely Situation
Gordano! Saddle up your Donkey (having first resuscitated it), we're going on a Sorry Not in Service ride. There is all sorts to enjoy: enough vitamin D to cure what ails you, tales of parties and dentists, a study of why Will is good at his job, horoscopes, OMEGA 5! Two scripted bits, and other...
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Kissing it Better
Gordano! Thank goodness you're here. You have no idea how pleased we are to see you. I'm sorry that it was such a late phone call and I know you were busy with the Christening, but these shoe laces won't tie themselves. Oooh, while you're here, get your listening tackle around the latest Sorry…
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Legal Body Bits
Gordano! I'm not even joking anymore, you really need to stop calling. Your voice is stupid and your use of the phrase 'i've got me fluster on' is really getting on my wick. So for the last time, which emergency service do you require? Police? Fine. Before I put you through, I must tell you about...
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What is Tom and Jules and William and Simon Up To Now?
Gordano! At no point did we say this was a fancy dress event. Oh. Well this is awkward. Tell you what, why don't you pop those clothes off and then sit down for dinner. Fancy dress or no fancy dress, it is quite off-putting. Now that we're all singing from the same hymn sheet, welcome along to…
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A Groinal Extrusion of Butter
Gordano! If I've told you once, then I've told you a million billion quadrillion times - You look rough this morning your honour. Now, here's the thing: Due to forces beyond our control (not the police force*) this show, broadcast on the 16th October 2015, has a slightly wonkier than normal feel…
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Sorry Not in Service Jest Wspaniały
Gordano! What the hell is that on your face? I'm serious, get it off at once. This is a WH Smiths, not a knocking shop. Pleasantries aside, welcome to the Sorry Not in Service show broadcast to you, the public on the blah blah blah of so and so. Within it (Winnit) is the usual waffle and dorb…
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Fork Off!
Gordano! Where have you been hiding all my life? Seriously, I think you're fit. Welcome along to the Sorry Not in Service podcast of the show that was broadcast on the 18th September in a year. This show is probably our most sensual yet - it's all kiss this, and kiss that and then kiss that…
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Wivvest 2015
Gordano! And don't worry about not having an invite, you look enough like him not to arouse suspicion and we're sure you'll make a lovely couple anyway. Now, on to business. Simon (from off of Sorry Not in Service) clambered aboard Alice, 10Radio's outside broadcasting van at the Wiveliscombe...
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We Can't Call It Harry Shearer Again
Gordano! Make yourself comfortable and then wipe up after yourself. Here’s the broadcast that the ace team from Sorry Not in Service has done (in the past). There is all sorts going on: A phone call, a language problem, customer service, Cornwall and grubby content. If the Queen dug podcasts then...
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If Only I Could Turn Back Time
Gordano! And what a sight you are, all togged up to the nines. You really do scrub up well. That said, I’m not convinced the drawing on your face of Fred Durst is entirely appropriate for a funeral. Still, who are we to judge? And speaking of Fred Durst, here is the podcast of the Sorry Not in...
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Harry Shearer
Gordano! Slightly misleading title perhaps. Regardless (and it's probably time for you to stop banging on about it) here is the podcast of the Sorry Not in Service show originally broadcast on the day that it was, near the year it was in too. It has got all sorts of essential ingredients in it...
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The Adventures of Mr Tooty Baghorn
Gordano! Well, well, well, haven't you grown? You must be what, 6 foot now? A six footer! Many congratulations your majesty. Formalities aside, welcome to the podcast version of the show broadcast on a date in the past. Enclosed, you will find not only the horoscopes, an American, an What's Tom…
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Fission! No! Fusion!
Gordano! Are your trousers on firmly? Yes? Jolly good. Then we'll begin. Welcome to the edited 'highlights' of the show broadcast on the on 10Radio. It was well hot and stuffy in the studio but you'd do well to notice it having a negative effect on the hosts as we investigated how to engage with...
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SOLSTMAX!
Gordano! Welcome to the podcast. Come on in, make yourself at home. Oh, you have. Well, we don't tend to do THAT at home. Not fully clothed anyway. OK, well I suppose variety is the spice of life. Now that you’ve made yourself comfortable (again, it’s fine, I just wish you’d warned us first) have...
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Bovine Procreation Fluid
Gordano! Hands up if you like hearing radio show hosts skirting dangerously close to indecency, in a vain attempt to keep people from turning the radio off and watching TFI Friday instead? All of you? Well, that is indeed gratifying. Good to know we're on the right track. Enclosed (just pretend…
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Je Suis Désolé, Je Suis Anglais
Gordano! And welcome one and all, to this, the podcast of a thing that happened on a night in a town. This show was full to the brim with tales of adventure from the thinking man's Alan Whicker, as William 'they call me The Travelator' Lea returned from his holidays in Morocco. From the language...
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A period of highlights from 10radio/'s fortnightly show Sorry Not in Service. Tunes and Chat (without the tunes)
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