Southeast Third

"I guarantee you, you won't be disappointed."

Not. Fuckin. Me.

"No, no, no, no, and no!"

We're frustrated at the situation.

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"You can't tell me a billion dollars won't solve most of these problems."

"It's the most relaxation we've had in general."

"You can't live off Chef Boy'ar'd and Totino's pizza."

"We're gonna burn this bitch down to the ground."

"Ain't nobody depending on my ass... and for good reason."

"But I live in Texas where gambling is illegal!"

"To explain this irrational shit, sometimes the only way, or the best way is: religion!"

"I'm over here sitting inside every day for the past month."

"I'm not skilled at much, but at movie trivia, I can hold my own."

"Maybe you'll say, "I heard that on Southeast Third." Yeah right, like that will fuckin happen."

"He makes John seem like a fuckin criminal."

"If you ain't getting us either flying cars or out to Mars, I don't give a fuck what you're doin."

"Make your music, make your money and do like the rest of us and get on with your fuckin life."

"They fucked around and found out."

"I'm telling your right now I'm not on that bandwagon, I don't fuckin buy it."

"Yeah, I said what I said."

"They need to eat a big piece of humble pie."

"I probably would have fucked it up."

"You're not getting ahead, you're just fighting to catch up and that fuckin sucks."

"Don't give me that bullshit you know what the fuck I mean."

"If you ain't been keeping up with Diablo, then I don't know what to fuckin tell ya."

"I wonder what John and Daniel Pimentel have in common with their dad?"

"And yet, you chose not to."

"Nothing good will come of gettin in that guy's head."

"He was fuckin 34, he's almost the same age as you!"

"He looked like Popeye after eating a fuckin can of spinach."

"Thanks for listening to this fuckin idiot ramble over here."

"It's an escape from all the bullshit of living on this planet."

"Yeah, Shane. Think about the future!"

"It don't matter. None of this matters."

"I haven't met ANYONE that would show up for me every day for NINE AND A HALF FUCKIN YEARS."

"Disclaimer: this may be a lie."

"You're just gonna glide down this path."

"Is that too much to fuckin ask?"

"Bootcamp was filled with characters."

"I'm ignorant about those things."

"That's the secret, Shane? That's the recipe?

"I can see why they want to start an OnlyFans!"

"As I'm getting older, I'm growing more and more exhausted."

"And I would wake up early on Saturday morning and watch those."

"Weapons are not fuckin toys, grow the fuck up."

"Either way, you're out Alex Jones."

"Because then you'll start believing Trump is God, and that aliens are real."

"Never rat on your friends... and always keep your mouth shut."

"I'm more developed than a child or a dog. I like to think so at least."