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soy trek

by Britain Ryan Strah & Pat Hoey talk Star Trek

horny marxist star trek podcast

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Episodes

  1. DS9 S1E10 "Move Along Home"

    they just named him that cause he got that dog dick

  2. DS9 S5E7 "Let He Who is Without Sin..."

    congratulations, it's a bottom!

  3. Voyager 3.12 "Macrocosm"

    you’re gonna have to get a whole lot more human sized jars and start farting in them

  4. Enterprise S1E7 "The Andorian Incident"

    i’mma be turtle turtule turtle up in that pussy

  5. VOY S2E25 "Resolutions"

    i’m gonna be the only one drinking soylent at this orgy

  6. DS9 S6E18 "Inquisition"

    that’s the stinky man who stuffed me up his butthole

  7. Star Trek: Section 31 (2024)

    ball is life

  8. TAS S1E14 "The Slaver Weapon"

    gettin dome, readin sherlock holmes

  9. DS9 S6E10 "The Magnificent Ferengi"

    get it? cause I’m gonna fuck your wife later

  10. TAS S1E13 "The Ambergris Element"

    why does a fish need tits?

  11. Lower Decks S5E10 "The New Next Generation"

    eat that thing like a chicken wing

  12. Lower Decks S5E9 "Fissure Quest"

    that’s where the tragic happens

  13. Lower Decks S5E8 "Upper Decks"

    anal training day

  14. Lower Decks S5E7 "Fully Dilated"

    how dare you give me juggling porn

  15. Lower Decks S5E6 "Of Gods and Angles"

    don’t you dare flush it

  16. Lower Decks S5E5 "Starbase 80?!"

    house of leaves dick over here

  17. Lower Decks S5E4 "A Farewell to Farms"

    wait...you didn’t have uncle fingerbang time?

  18. Lower Decks S5E3 "The Best Exotic Nanite Hotel"

    baby made a chocolate strawberry

  19. Lower Decks S5E1&2 "Dos Cerritos & Shades of Green"

    hit you with the stinky mop

  20. ENT S4E19 "In a Mirror, Darkly Pt. 2"

    that’s not the only thing that’s nine inches

  21. ENT S4E18 "In a Mirror, Darkly"

    felcher lives with chevy chaser

  22. TOS S1E24 "Space Seed"

    I'm ready to take your stool sample [slurping]

  23. Prelude to Axanar

    ezekiel 23:20 baby

  24. TNG S5E5 "Disaster"

    ...are you pooping out of your cock?

  25. Prodigy S2E19&20 "Ouroboros Pt. 1&2"

    Murf, why do you have a drawer full of peoples' IDs?

  26. Prodigy S2E17&18 "Brink & Touch of Grey"

    it's a problemtunity...for you to stick a fuckin gun in your mouth

  27. Prodigy S2E15&16 "Ascension Pt. 1&2"

    who am i to judge the morality of muppets?

  28. Prodigy S2E13&14 "A Tribble Called Quest & Cracked Mirror"

    they need some Bostonites, they need some guys

  29. Prodigy S2E11&12 "Last Flight of the Protostar Pt. 1&2"

    masterhatur makes you think, baby

  30. Prodigy S2E9&10 "The Devourer of All Things Pt. 1&2"

    i wanna see what they leave in that toilet

  31. Prodigy S2E7&8 "The Fast and the Curious" & "Is There in Beauty No Truth?"

    you’re surrounded by millions if not billions of sperm ghosts

  32. Prodigy S2E5&6 "The Mystery Spiral" & "Imposter Syndrome"

    van morrison used to be called sedan morrison before he got fat

  33. Prodigy S2E4 "Temporal Mechanics 101"

    let's just say he ate a grand slam breakfast

  34. Prodigy S2E3 "Who Saves the Saviors"

    why would I go to Italy when I could eat of a dumpster?

  35. Prodigy S2E1-2 "Into the Breach Parts 1&2"

    if you can’t watch your customers poop what’s the point of opening a restaurant?

  36. DS9 S6E2 "Rocks and Shoals"

    they just follow the dick trail he leaves in the sand

  37. DS9 S6E23 "Profit and Lace"

    what do you think quark’s pussy would smell like?

  38. TNG S2E9 "The Measure of a Man"

    local jack office

  39. Discovery S5E10 "Life, Itself"

    it also shit my pants

  40. Discovery S5E9 "Lagrange Point"

    if I sit down right now it's gonna be a brown captain's chair

  41. Discovery S5E8 "Labyrinths"

    from now on, Booker is the only person that comes on away missions. that's my final decision.

  42. Discovery S5E7 "Erigah"

    their big defining trait is codependency

  43. Discovery S5E6 "Whistlespeak"

    is that a virtual boy?

  44. Discovery S5E5 "Mirrors"

    flash backshots

  45. Discovery S5E4 "Face the Strange"

    acckkk tu, Brute?

  46. Discovery S5E3 "Jinaal"

    handsome, erudite, and hung like a mf'in donkey

  47. Discovery S5E2 "Under the Twin Moons"

    I never thought of using beef rib meat. God damn!

  48. Discovery S5E1 "Red Directive"

    Soy Shrek

  49. TNG S7E2 "Liaisons"

    he was prepared to let Picard raw. him. out.

  50. TNG S1E3 "Code of Honor"

    Data stores his farts in the scrotum

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Britain Ryan Strah & Pat Hoey talk Star Trek

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