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Spoilered Brats
by Toni C. and Jon U.U.
Toni loves the movies. The silvered screen. Jon loves the John Wick franchise and the works of Scott Adkins. Toni enjoys seeing the movies. Only one can watch. All must be spoiled.
Episodes
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Transformers 1 or "D-16's Descent to Decepticon"
We're reunited. We're back. John provides a stellar spoiler of the origins of two super leaders, Optimus Prime and Megatron. Tony remains unimpressed throughout because this movie doesn't have any fun suprises for his superior cinematic sense of style. Join as we discuss the difficulties of class...
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Basic Instinct or "D for Douglas"
It's time to get spoiled with the brats as Tony comes back from mandatory psychological evaluation to tell John about Basic Instincts. Wayne Knight should've been in that chair. John digs deep for the dong check and Tony a goes all the way back for this one. basic instinct is directed by Paul...
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A Working Man or "Peña's Pal goes Pow Pow"
A working man is directed by David Ayer and written by Ayer and Stallone. Starring Jason Statham as A Working Man, Michael Pena as the boss, and several Russians as Russians.
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50 Shades Freed or "Battle of the Orphans"
The last in the trilogy finally appears, like a positive pregnancy test or a surprise private jet. Tony spoils so you don't have to watch and have your inner goddess contract a wasting disease. Enjoy jokes and constructed scenarios. The misuse of diagnosisies to fit a narrative. The end of EL…
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50 Shades Darker Round 2 or "A Road Map for Your Body"
Tony continues to dive, this time to darker depths, into the deluded dreams of one decidely dorky damsel and one deranged dude. Directed by the guy who did Glen Gary Glen Ross. Starring Dakota Johnson as Anastasia Steele, Jamie Dornan as Christian Grey and your what, who cares? "Fellow" was sent…
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50 Shades of Grey Round 1 ft. KT
In what is perhaps the greatest undertaking in the history of Spoilered Brats, nay, movie podcasts, nay again, the commentary industry since time immemorial, Tony watched not 1, not 2, but all 3 Fifty Shades films. This is the first. Featuring KT and her podcast debut. Additionally we bring back...
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Mile 22 or "Marky Mark and Mother"
Jon spoils Tony with a big helping of Mark Wahlberg, back on the pod for his second appearance. Topics of discussion include: autofellatio, Theo Von, gifted children, Indonesia and the CIA, Fall of Russia, flash forward voiceovers, projection, Obama era operator movies vs. Trump operator movies,...
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Materialists or "How to Make a Wedding"
Tony runs the numbers and takes a deal on romance in order to spoil "Materialists" (2025) directed by Celine Song and starring Dakota Johnson, Pedro "The Demon" Pascal, Chris "Jimmy Torch" Evans, and the lady from "Red Scare", a rival podcast. We talk market value, bourgeouise feminism, De…
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Accident Man or "I Had an Accident :("
Jon executes a perfectly laid spoiling of Accident Man (2018) starring Scott Adkins, Ray Stevenson (RIP) and Michael Jai White and directed by auteur Jesse V. Johnson. Featuring Jon's rap debut "MIKEY" Items of discussion, Tony's difficulty with appreciating art, sex with non-mammals, Jon's...
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Hurry Up Tomorrow or "The Weeknd at his computer, smiling"
Tony brings the can of gasoline to light the fire by which we will blaze through the film "Hurry Up Tomorrow". Jon and Tony both explain the immense respect they have for The Weeknd and his ability to maintain both his sadness and his success as balanced parts of his musical output, and his...
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Pride and Prejudice or "Sister Act 5"
Tony puts on his top hat and tails and takes a hop across the pond to spoil the Jane Austen adaptation Pride and Prejudice (2005) in celebration of its 20th anniversary. Jon makes use of his finest accent work. The brats pay tribute to the brave troops fighting Seamus Bin'Laden, the quick wit and...
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Roadhouse 2 or "Gary Bussey's Bad Baby Boy Bussey"
Jon excitedly and exactingly spoils Road House 2 (2006), a direct-to-DVD sequel to the classic Patrick Swayze action flick. Along the way, we discuss the kangaroo insurgency, knife ladies, and Kid Rock's short statured sidekick Joe C. (rest in power). Tony cruelly lies and says we will be talking...
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Mickey 17 or "Man Made of Poo"
Mickey 17 is directed by Bong Joon Ho. It starts Robert Pattinson as Mickeys 1-18. Robert Pattinson as Mickey 17, Naomi Ackie as Nasha, Mark Ruffalo as Preginald Drumpf, Steven Yeun as Temu, and Anamaria Vartolomei as Toni's girlfriend,
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The Contractor or "No Free Estimates!"
Directed by Tarik Saleh. Starring Chris Pine as Chris Pine, Ben Foster as Mike, Gillian Jacobs as Brianne Harper, Kiefer Sutherland as Rusty "Boots" Jenkins, Fares Fares as Salim and Eddie Marsan as Virgil.
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The Monkey or "Killer Drum Solo"
The Monkey was directed by Oswald Perkins and stars Michael Scott as the father, Theo Von as the brothers Hal and Bill, Tatiana Tatianavich as Aunt Tatiana, and the Monkey as the Monkey.
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Flight Risk or "No Beverage Service"
Today we talk about Flight Risk starring Mark Wahlberg, CHRISTOPHER Grace, Michelle Dockery, Father Gooner, and a plane. Directed by Mel Gibson. Thanks for listening.
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Noseferatu
Nosegeratu features Harry Dickinson as Brad, Wilem Dafoe as Van Helsing and Bill Skarsgarad as Count Orloch. The sound quality has vastly improved.
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Babygirl
Featuring Harry Dickinson as Brad, Nicole Kidman as Remy and Antonio Banderas as Jacob. This film was directed by Nataleigh Hjelmens, a dutch person. Jon has a bad mic but we got it together for the 2nd part.
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How many episodes does Spoilered Brats have?
Spoilered Brats currently has 18 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.
What is Spoilered Brats about?
Toni loves the movies. The silvered screen. Jon loves the John Wick franchise and the works of Scott Adkins. Toni enjoys seeing the movies. Only one can watch. All must be spoiled.
How often does Spoilered Brats release new episodes?
Spoilered Brats has 18 episodes. Check the episode list to see recent publication dates and frequency.
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Who hosts Spoilered Brats?
Spoilered Brats is created and hosted by Toni C. and Jon U.U..
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