spoonerism

We're back for another episode where we catch up on attending a West Coast Shrimp Boil, Taylor cosplaying as a churchgoer, horror movie comfort, and terrible dreams. Today's episode is focused on modern dating. We answer rapid-fire questions about first dates: Should your date pick you up?Should you kiss on the first date?How long should a first date be?When do you leave once it goes wrong?Then we share crazy anecdotes of our listeners', and our own, stories of dating gone wrong.Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, rate, and leave a review!Follow us for more on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@spoonerismpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ with Taylor, Jordan, and Ren

Back by popular demand is Ren for Bloke Week! He introduces the episode by explaining Taylor and Jordan’s absence — a gala and Kentucky Boyfriend Fair, of course. He then gets into facts about worms. Ask a worm anything on his site AskAWorm.com. It has an astute answer for how Jordan can find love. We then replay Episode 7: Rat Merkins, Spells and Wine Weekends. We talk about being afflicted with a case of not-being-able-to-book-anything-on-the-right-day and Taylor’s merkin obsession update. Ren shares a story about how an ex-girlfriend’s auntie put a spell on him, causing a mysterious lump to form in his neck.  Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, rate, and leave a review!Follow us for more on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@spoonerismpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ with Taylor, Jordan, and Ren

We’re back for another episode where we catch up about making good weekend choices, like not going to a rave and putting a duvet cover on. Taylor shares how she used to perform on cruises while in high school. We answer a listener’s photography question—how to take better nudes and get your partner to capture more flattering shots. We share what we’ve been thinking about — fads! Ren’s nostalgia for a 90s-style photo album got us down a rabbit hole of fads through the years. And, of course, we agree that the 80s might have had the worst fads of all time. Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, rate, and leave a review!Follow us for more on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@spoonerismpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ with Taylor, Jordan, and Ren

We’re back for another episode where we sit down with Ren, our resident fashion and commercial photographer, to ask every photography question the audience has ever wanted answered. We catch up on the dos and don’ts of being a photography assistant today, Ren’s photography inspiration, the best photography setup for your Hinge profile, his dream model to shoot, the best and worst people he's ever photographed, equipment recommendations, and who he’s in love with from the podcast! Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, rate, and leave a review!Follow us for more on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@spoonerismpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ with Taylor, Jordan, and Ren

We’re back for another episode where we catch up on scheduling showers on Google Calendar, getting the ick from the way a hot guy got on a bike in Venice, and why walking in non-walkable cities feels deeply embarrassing. We discuss unmoanable names, debate whether adults can still say “mummy” and “daddy,” and decide whether Ren should one day be called “Big Fella” instead of dad.Then it’s officially BEEF WEEK. We unpack every kind of adult beef imaginable — one-sided beef, passive-aggressive revenge, long-game feuds, coworker tension, college drama, accidental arch-nemeses, and generational beef. We swap stories about revenge texts, deep-sea fishing microaggressions, sisters throwing drinks, decade-long sorority wars, Facebook sabotage after breakups, and why some people are simply destined to become Beef Queens. Plus: the bizarre lore behind Beef Queens in Wisconsin and Australia, the Russian & Turkish Bathhouse feud in New York, and the surprisingly horny history of Kellogg’s Corn Flakes.Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, rate, and leave a review!Follow us for more on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@spoonerismpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ with Taylor, Jordan, and Ren

Introducing “Bloke Week,” where Ren introduces the podcast solo and shares all the topics he wishes he could talk about when Jordan and Taylor are around. We replay Episode 8, where we caught up on why people experience road rage, how a gang of sexy Mississippi monkeys was on the loose, and how Taylor wishes getting things on sale was her superpower. We discussed if camel toe leggings will become a thing and learned about where Jesus’ foreskin may have gone.

We're back for another episode where we catch up about Jordan losing her voice at Stagecoach, how the best acts were Pitbull and Third Eye Blind, and the mass evacuation due to desert winds. Taylor shares a work phone call faux pas, as well as a special talent, which involves manifesting nude photos from anyone, anywhere. We share something we've been thinking about — archetypes. From fashion to sexuality to personality — all the ways in which we use categories to define us and sometimes hold us back. Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, rate, and leave a review!Follow us for more on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@spoonerismpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ with Taylor, Jordan, and Ren

We’re back for another episode where we replay Taylor’s arrest episode (Episode 3)! She was wrongfully jailed over an unpaid ticket, and the story somehow gets even crazier from there. Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to share, follow, rate, and leave a review.Follow us for more on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@spoonerismpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ with Taylor, Jordan, and Ren

We’re back for another episode where we catch up about having a baby is basically the same sleep schedule as going to Coachella. We discuss Justin Bieber’s set, the stages and sets worth knowing, and swap funny stories. We share what we’ve been thinking about — crushes… We discuss why we act differently when we’re crushing and share stories on how we tried to get their attention, including harmless, lite stalking. We define what makes a crush versus a situationship and the different trajectories they can take. Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, rate, and leave a review!Follow us for more on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@spoonerismpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ with Taylor, Jordan, and Ren

We’re back for another episode where we catch up about going to Coachella, Facebook Marketplace interactions that feel like psychological experiments, and how your nails can be representative of your personality. We talk about how Charlie’s Angels paved the way for women leads in TV—and apparently for our festival attitudes.We share what we’ve been thinking about — dreams! We get into unhinged listener submissions (why are we all dreaming the same plotlines??), decode what they might mean, spiral on why some dreams, and people, keep haunting you, and debate whether your intuition is guiding you or if you’ve accidentally tapped into the collective unconscious.Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, rate, and leave a review!Follow us for more on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@spoonerismpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ with Taylor, Jordan, and Ren

We’re back for another episode, we catch up on bad plane neighbors that scroll escorts, Weezer concerts in Venice, covering your old nails with leather gloves, and whether you should take children into the same sex bathroom as you or as them. We share what we’ve been thinking about — in-laws! A mom who arrives unannounced, whether there are bad fathers-in-law, too, and other confessional submissions shared with us. Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, rate, and leave a review!Follow us for more on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@spoonerismpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ with Taylor, Jordan, and Ren

We’re back for another episode where Ren returns sharing the tales of a week of fatherhood while Taylor shares tales of mothering a new viral video. We discuss Xu Bo and how he’s fathered 100 heirs he hopes to work for his company. We share what we’ve been thinking about — office hooks ups on the rise again. Top performers and talent are hot; uncertainty is hot; there’s only two way an office romance ends and other takes on the topic!Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, rate, and leave a review!Follow us for more on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@spoonerismpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ with Taylor, Jordan, and Ren

We're back for another episode where Ren is out of office on father duty! The girls chat about barely making it through set up without Ren, Velvet Hammer, the electrolyte drink packet that’s perfect for daily fantasies, and Etsy witches. Taylor gives us a download on Oscars fashion moments — best and worst dressed, wanted to like it but didn’t, and who invited you. We identified who is responsible for paying tariffs, and revealed a confessional someone’s ex’s anticsLastly, we get into the origin of the podcast and how we all met!Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, rate, and leave a review!

We’re back for another episode where we catch up on men using the same old tricks to talk to women: pretending to lose your phone on the flight and ex-flings using new holidays to slide back into your messages. We share sassy flight attendant stories and how Jordan flushed her AirPods down the toilet.We share what we’ve been thinking about — quality inventions that should be made immediately, and audience submission, the Loch Ness Monster.Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, rate, and leave a review!Follow us for more on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠@spoonerismpod⁠⁠⁠⁠ with Taylor, Jordan, and Ren

We’re back for another episode where we catch up about Berlin DJ sets are not for the faint of heart, shooting content for Only Fans, and befriending neighborhood squirrels. We share what we’ve been thinking about — celebrity body doubles, Punch the Monkey being another lost childhood actor, and Gen Z’s not giving up on drinking. Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, rate, and leave a review!Follow us for more on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠@spoonerismpod⁠⁠⁠⁠ with Taylor, Jordan, and Ren

We’re back for our 21st episode! We catch up about how Ren celebrated his 18th birthday, drinking FourLocos before teen nights in the early 2000’s, and if exes can ruin favorite things for you. We share what we’ve been thinking about — a Sunday Confessionals reveal of your most irrational dating icks, followed by hitting on people via note sharing Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, rate, and leave a review!Follow us for more on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠@spoonerismpod⁠⁠⁠⁠ with Taylor, Jordan, and Ren

We’re back for another episode where we catch up on how we all slowly become our parents, celebrating the Year of the Horse with no showers, how you have to be really still to go undetected in the back of a Waymo, and how Wuthering Heights hits great on 4 margaritas. We share what we’ve been thinking about — a Sunday Confessionals reveal of weirdest celebrity run-ins, a restaurant concept based on foods named after celebrities, and the history of Valentine’s Day starting with whips and ending with Capitalism.  Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, rate, and leave a review!

We’re back for another episode where we catch up on Jordan going to the Super Bowl, Ren’s shoe lace incident, and Taylor’s hot take on tortilla chips.We share two Sunday Confessional dating stories — one about having two boyfriends, the other about bringing home a date to the wrong apartment. Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, rate, and leave a review!Follow us for more on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠@spoonerismpod⁠⁠⁠⁠ with Taylor, Jordan, and Ren

We’re back for another episode where we catch up on Taylor’s trip to Italy, Jordan’s travels to the couch and Ren’s latest perv update. We share what we've been thinking about — Justin Bieber’s Grammy shorts and Bad Bunny playing at the Super Bowl. We lament about non-uniformity across shower nozzles and missed opportunities for a Pretty Woman moment. Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, rate, and leave a review!Follow us for more on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠@spoonerismpod⁠⁠⁠⁠ with Taylor, Jordan, and Ren.

We’re back for another episode, diving into getting uninvited to fashion shows, sneaking into movie premieres, and being hit on in the most bizarre places. We revisit 2016: the golden era of brunch and serviced apartments, and unpack Gen Z language. We also talk about Taylor’s facial dysmorphia (the good kind) and discuss how Ozempic might be helping the environment.Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, rate, and leave a review.Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠@spoonerismpod⁠⁠⁠⁠ with Taylor, Jordan, and Ren

We're back with another episode where we talk about attempting Dry January, clearing the roster, recent travels, accidental job and charity scams, and getting bangs. Starting this Sunday, look out for an opportunity to be featured on the podcast through our Instagram stories. Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, rate, and leave a review!Follow us for more on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠@spoonerismpod⁠⁠⁠⁠ with Taylor, Jordan, and Ren

We're back with millennial handshake anxiety, fast food menu shaming, our reviews of current film and series' titles, plus general catching up with the spoons.Thanks for listening! Don't forget to follow, rate, review and get to know Taylor, Jordan and Ren over at @spoonerismpod on Instagram.

We're back for the new year with a holiday catchup, from family quirks, to gift categories nobody asked for, Ren coming back from AUS, and how to get closure with your airplane chat - plus some ins and outs for 2026.Thanks for listening to Spoonerism season 2. We appreciate your follows reviews and comments! We love you.

We’re back with another episode where we catch up on annoying coffee orders, losing things, and weird neighbors. Ren creates a Taylor–Jordan spectrum of hangovers, then we get into why people are giving humans dog names, how Taylor’s future name is somehow Taylor Taylor, Fyre Festival’s non-redemption arc, and Ren’s take on time vs. AI.Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, rate, and leave a review.Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠@spoonerismpod⁠⁠⁠⁠ with Taylor, Jordan, and Ren

We’re back for another episode, where we catch up on leaving Ren out on accident, only to be caught, how the Magic Castle is kind of like a haunted house if you're drunk enough, plus a little bit of LA DJ experiences. Ren shares something he's been thinking about — the mystery of Andy the Goose, who went missing only to be found murdered. Dive into the unsolved mystery with us. Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, rate, and leave a review!Follow us for more on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠@spoonerismpod⁠⁠⁠⁠ with Taylor, Jordan, and Ren

We’re back for another episode — a shorter one because Mercury was in retrograde and frankly, we were hanging on by a thread. This week we talk Thanksgiving lore and tradition.Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, rate, and leave a review!Follow us for more on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@spoonerismpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ with Taylor, Jordan, and Ren

We’re back for another episode where we discuss the Waffle House protocol for inclement weather, Ren taping his man parts to his leg as a child to prepare for school dances, Jordan discovering alcohol in her fifth-grade sleeping bag, and Taylor’s quintessential overheard LA date.Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, rate, and leave a review!Follow us for more on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@spoonerismpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ with Taylor, Jordan, and Ren

We’re back for another episode where we discuss how getting to an event for type B people is a struggle, a philanthropy event featuring Y2K heartthrob Justin Timberlake, losing so many items (phones and wallets), how cats are being summoned to court in other countries, and, of course, gift set season. Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, rate, and leave a review!Follow us for more on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠@spoonerismpod⁠⁠⁠⁠ with Taylor, Jordan, and Ren

We’re back for another episode where we catch up on why people experience road rage, how a gang of sexy Mississippi monkeys is on the loose, and how Taylor wishes getting things on sale were her superpower. We dive deep into if camel toe leggings will become a thing and learn about where Jesus’ foreskin may have gone.Catching Up 7:27 - Sexy Monkeys on the Loose16:24 - Australians Keep PJs Under the Pillow20:01 - What’s Your SuperpowerSome Things We’ve Been Thinking About 31:21 - Camel Toe Leggings 37:30 - What Happened to Jesus’ Foreskin?Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, rate, and leave a review!Follow us for more on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠@spoonerismpod⁠⁠⁠⁠ with Taylor, Jordan, and Ren

We're back for another episode where we talk about dressing up as clowns, Jordan's concert faux pas, and Taylor's discovery of the rat merkin. We hear how Ren was once the victim of a casted spell, and discuss whether wine weekends or Vegas weekends are worse. Catching Up2:49 Send in the Clowns6:00 Jordan Date Venue Confusion15:16 Kinky Bears and Rat PantiesSome Things We’ve Been Thinking About22:55 Auntie Cast a Spell On Ren40:00 Girls Wine Weekends > Vegas55:00 The Full 180 on Drinking While in LoveThanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, rate, and leave a review!Follow us for more on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠@spoonerismpod⁠⁠⁠ with Taylor, Jordan, and Ren

We're back for another week where we catch up about Taylor's travels. We discuss whether having an emotional connection with AI is grounds for infidelity, how we deal with AI in our roles, how we all met, the Victoria's Secret fashion show , and of course the Skimm's merkin panties. Catching up4:00 Taylor’s Travels 7:41 Jordan Had Too Much Fun this WeekendSome Things We’ve Been Thinking About11:44 Is Dating AI Cheating?25:00 Taylor Got The Gang Gifts27:16 How Taylor and Jordan Met31:00 Victoria’s Secret Show Takes43:00 Skims Merkin Reveal52:00 Taylor’s Instagram Comment PerformanceThanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, rate, and leave a review!Follow us for more on Instagram ⁠⁠@spoonerismpod⁠⁠ with Taylor, Jordan, and Ren

We're back for another episode where we chat about the history of Halloween, Ren's first Hillstone martini experience, sitting on the same side as your date, plastic surgery trends by region, and Ren's worst first date. This episode was fueled by two strong martinis from Hillstone. Note, we know Enjoy!0:21 "It's Libra season" - recorded during Libra season, released in Scorpio 1:25 The origins of kid crack on Halloween 4:22 Ren's first Hillstone Martini experience20:23 So many ways to say "cool"30:00 The origin of Spoonerism39:00 Ren's worst first date Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, rate, and leave a review!Follow us for more on Instagram ⁠@spoonerismpod⁠ with Taylor, Jordan, and Ren

We're back for another episode where we chat about Taylor's high school reunion, Jordan's Kia Forum experience, and Ren's trip to the sex shop. We get an exciting call-in from a listener, among other fun tangents. 6:19 New Jazzy Fingering Code23:26 - Fun to Rot Ratio30:30 - Ren’s Ratio is Get Off My Lawn36:20 - Ren Gifts Jordan and Taylor Bondage Bears39:20 - Listener Shares the Squeegee Drying Method46:51 - More Prison StoriesThanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, rate, and leave a review!Follow us for more on Instagram @spoonerismpod with Taylor, Jordan, and Ren

We're back for another episode where we hear Taylor's infamous story of how she was wrongly imprisoned for not paying a parking ticket. 10:16 - Hillston martini is elite16:13 - Taylor did software sales?23:30 - Taylor goes to jail 25:03 - I'm getting hand cuffed with one eyebrow28:40 - They took your underwear?29:45 - Prison panties31:34 - One-eyed T41:03 - I <3 Cumming52:42 - Ren moved to the US because he liked an ex's photo Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, rate, and leave a review!Follow us for more on Instagram ⁠@spoonerismpod

We're back for another episode where we hear about Hinge hacks, Ren's gym experience, and other nude stories. Chapters:3:08 Dazed and Confused at HomeGoods8:35 Shoutout to the Fans11:22 Sandwiches > Dates15:15 Peacocking in the Change Room22:50 Nat Geo Ever Heard of It?27:00 Unconventional Advice35:47 Porky Pig or Winnie the PoohIntro Music by James Allen Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, rate, and leave a review!Follow us for more on Instagram @spoonerismpod with Taylor, Jordan, and Ren

Welcome to the Spoonerism podcast! We share weekly episodes where we catch-up with each other and share things we've been thinking about. Today's pod covers Taylor's recent article on a Danish zoo, Ren's hot take on Harry Potter, and how Jordan handles flights.  Chapters:03:15 The Danish Zoo Donation08:50 The Evolution of Cursing 20:47 Harry Potter: The Wizarding World and Its Flaws35:19 Ten Toes Down Against Men Without Shoes42:30 Jordan's Flight Plan48:29 The Role of Men in a Post-Apocalyptic WorldThanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, rate, and leave a review!Follow us for more on Instagram ⁠⁠@spoonerismpod ⁠ with Taylor, Jordan, and Ren