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Sportzball
by Sportzball Media
At Sportzball, we’re a podcast about the NFL… sort of. We don’t obsess over inches and yards—we’re more interested in the dumb thing that wide receiver said. While pundits obsess over the next GOAT, we attempt to bring joy to your miserable Mondays (because let’s be honest, the next GOAT probably isn’t on your team). Built on a decade of friendship and obsessive fandom for their opposing teams, we create a welcoming space for the casual fan or the reluctant but supportive partner dragged into game day. Our mission is simple: we want to bring the LALZ (Levity and Laughter… Z is for Sportzball) to your NFL fandom. Join Drew & Des as we redefine sports culture because at the end of the day, it’s just sports—it’s not that serious.
Episodes
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The NFL Draft is over and so is the Sportzball season :(((
Why does everything have to come to an end?? The NFL season, bottles of wine, TV shows, and this Sportzball season. Sportzballers, how can the crew thank you enough?? Well Des and Drew will certainly try but first they have to give their takes on the 2026 NFL Draft. After Drew goes over the...
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The Penner Sports Group buys in on the Colorado Rockies and is De’Von Achane leaving the Dolphins too??
What a time to be alive this offseason Sportzballers! There is SO much to talk about in the NFL…which is why the crew spent the majority of this episode talking about baseball ownership contracts. With the offseason in full swing, Des and Drew get into everything from The Penner Sports Group...
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Des has a mortal enemy (again) and is this the very last time Drew talks about Tua?
After the insanity of our last episode with the Jaylen Waddle trade, this week is gonna be a chill one, right? WRONG! We’re bringing you all the drama with the MLB season, Project Hail Mary, and the Summer House Bravo Drama! Wait, we're an NFL podcast right? Oh yeah don’t worry that’s all just in...
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JAYLEN WADDLE TRADED TO THE DENVER BRONCOS!!! (Also wellness check on Drew)
WHAT IN THE FLYING HELL IS GOING ON?!?! The Des and Drew barely had time to wipe the sleep from their eyes and drink their coffee before the NFL world came slamming into focus because that’s right - Jaylen Waddle is headed to the Denver Broncos. And that means it’s basically just Devon Achane and...
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Ravens don’t want Maxx Crosby, Dolphins want Malik Willis, and the Broncos… don’t want anything.
Ok so Des and Drew tried to take a week off but in the middle of free agency might have not been the best time to take a break. Oh well, lesson learned. What in the hell has the last 72 hours been like in free agency?? Maxx Crosby was traded to the Ravens OH WAIT never mind the Ravens backed out....
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Rookies have a Field Day, new salary cap, and the Dolphins rank first in something??
Woah, the Sportzball crew took a week off and it feels like it’s been a year. Here’s hoping they never do that again. Oh wait, they’re moving to every other week for the remainder of the season? Oh cool. Anyway, Des was on the internet and wants to talk about all the things she saw like a monkey...
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Tyreek Hill is OUT and Courtland Sutton is staying PUT
So uh… not a lot to talk about when there’s no football right? WRONG. Des and Drew have this whole content podcast thing on lock. After they spend way too long talking about living in the middle of a GTA video game, brunching with Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco, and the Canadians cheating at the...
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Super Bowl LX reactions & Des has a MASSIVE announcement
HEY, even though Super Bowl 60 was a snoozefest doesn't mean that this episode is going to be… hopefully. The crew breaks down the little crumbs of Broncos and Dolphins news that’s floating around before finally breaking down all of their thoughts of the big game. Drake Maye, Sam Darnold, and...
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Wait, football keeps going after the Dolphins and Broncos lose?
A weekend without football doesn’t mean the crew is lacking in things to chat about and yell at each other about. After Drew goes over his trip to AZ, forgetting when his flight was, and getting hit in the head with a golf ball, and Des gets to brag about her new ride, they dive right into the...
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The Broncos season is officially over and Des hasn’t stopped crying
Des and Drew are fresh off a plane from Denver after Des watched the season of her favorite team in the whole wide world blow away like the snow in the second half of the AFC Championship game. Her tears have thawed and dried away and she’s fine… until about two thirds of the way into the pod.…
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The Denver Broncos WON!!!!...but at what cost?
Des and Drew are in a strange and scary place known as a PROFESSIONAL PODCAST STUDIO! Once they let the excitement of this new place settle down they attempt to get into all the craziness that went down this week in the Divisional Round of the playoffs. Well, not before Drew tells not one but two...
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Wild Card Weekend was WILD and the NFL has no coaches
Episode 27 starts off PIPING hot with the news of Mike Tomlin stepping down as the Steeler’s Head Coach after 19 seasons right as Drew and Des sit down to record. After Des convinces Drew that they’re not recording with ESPN in the background, they get straight into NFL news with all the head...
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!!EMERGENCY POD!! 🚨 Mike McDaniel has been FIRED?!?!??!!
!!EMERGENCY POD!! The Dolphins have fired Head Coach Mike McDaniel on Thursday marking the end of a four year experiment. The Sportzball crew drops everything to give their take on the firing. Des just sits back and watches Drew talk himself in and out of spiraling into oblivion as he looks into...
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Broncos get 1st round bye and Dolphins get a 1st class ticket to Cancun
And with that, the 2025 regular season comes to an end. Wow Sportzballers, what a time this season was. A podcast was started, we followed two teams throughout a grueling NFL season but now it’s time to reset and get ready for - what? What’s that? The Broncos are still playing games? Oh ok, well...
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Broncos win the AFC West and can the Dolphins take down the Patriots??
Des and Drew survived the holiday season, barely, and are back in studio and already driving each other crazy. Speaking of driving, Drew drove to Arizona to visit his girlfriend’s family and got a flat tire and Des couldn’t focus on football cause she was learning how to be an aunt. As far as...
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Broncos 1st loss in months and Dolphins 1st loss… since last week
There were a lot of firsts this week for the Sportzball crew. Des saw her Broncos lose for the first time since September. Drew saw someone other than Tua throw the ball for Dolphins. Des got onto Empower field for the first time. Quinn Ewers started his first NFL game. Des was in attendance for...
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The Broncos clinch a playoff berth and the Dolphins…well, didn’t
Well, The Winner’s Warehouse got a little less full this week at Sportzball HQ. The Dolphins fell from their four game winning streak and were officially eliminated from playoff contention. So Drew is doing FINE. He doesn’t think anything is wrong. What’s the first stage of grief again? Oh yeah,...
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The Broncos WIN! The Dolphins WIN! The Sportzballers CAN’T LOSE!!
Y’all. It’s our fourth consecutive Winner’s Warehouse in a row. That’s redundant because consecutive means in a row. Whatever. The vibes are high at Sportzball HQ. Before the crew gets into football they talk for way too long about love languages and how to perform a doggy DNA test but don’t…
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It’s a Winner’s Warehouse but Des is still mad at everyone
It’s another Winner’s Warehouse at Sportzball HQ and yet for some reason Des is angry at everyone. Which is strange because because they both had a warm and balanced breakfast for the first time before recording. Well for Drew. Anyway the crew talks ages and how often is too often to forget how…
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What do the Sportzballers do on a bye week??
Well would you look at that Sportzballers! The football Gods graced Des and Drew with matching bye weeks for the inaugural season of Sportzball so Des and Drew had a productive Sunday of cleaning, grocery shopping, meal prepping and working out right? No they rotted on the couch and watched...
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THE BRONCOS ARE 9-2
Guys. Ok. Are we a podcast about all things NFL? Is one of us a Dolphins fan? Yes. But this week, Des and Drew go to Denver to watch one of the biggest games the Broncos have played in a decade. So, that being said, this is going to be a pretty Broncos heavy episode. #sorrynotsorry. Des and Drew…
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Dolphins win their Super Bowl and the Broncos win again and again and again
Drew’s all alone in LA but that’s fine cause it’s a Winner’s Warehouse week at Sportzball. Des joins us from her parents house in Colorado and the famous Ed Garneau makes several guest appearances. The Broncos eek out an ugly win against the Raisers but it doesn’t matter cause the Broncos keep...
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We brought on a Ravens fan so we can all make fun of Drew together
Well the last time there was a guest Drew and Des were able to make fun of him and their first loss of the season to the mighty Denver Broncos. This time around… Our guest and Des just make fun of Drew, and he can’t really blame them. Evan, Des and Drew go over the Dolphins loss to the Ravens…
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Des hates the Broncos win and the Dolphins are going 11-6
It’s spooky time at the ol Sportzball HQ. Des and Drew dress up for the festivities and Drew learns a new fact about his best friend (she apparently is indifferent about Halloween) who knew? Not Drew. Des has the hottest of takes in the world for her Broncos win, she feels “Meh” about it....
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Broncos pull off a HISTORIC win against the Giants and the Dolph-
Honestly, there’s no way Des and Drew can do that Bronco game justice. But it doesn’t mean they aren’t going to try. After a few riveting Drew stories that Des wants to turn into a book, the crew immediately dives into Denver’s historic victory against the Broncos. What it means for the team,...
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Broncos beat the Jets…sorta?? And Mike McDaniel hasn’t been fired. YET.
Seems it never rains in Southern California! It’s a soggy Tuesday morning at the Sportzball studios, but it’s also a soggy morning for Drew and any Dolphins fans. Drew is not happy with what he’s seeing on the field and also off the field. He doesn’t love Tua’s press conferences and neither does...
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An Eagles fan joins us so we can rub the first loss in his Philly face
Well everyone we’re just past the quarter mark of the NFL season and Des is flying high, Drew is drowning in despair, and Perry is, wait who is Perry? We bring our friend Perry on, who is a Philly super fan to rub Denver’s win in his face, get his thoughts on the game and what Eagle’s Nation is...
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Winner’s Warehouse? Winner’s West Virginia? Who cares, both our teams won, shut up!
Both our teams won and boy does it feel good! Well kind of, for some of us. The Broncos had a defiant win over the Bengals minus Joe Burrow. Tee Higgins and Jamar Chase who? Denver’s defense and offense finally put together a full game and look on fire as they head to take on the defending Super...
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There's a third person sitting in today! Can they help either of us win a game?
Well well well, three’s a company at the ol’ Sportzball HQ this episode. Our good friend Aaron Johnson from Broncos Fancast joins the show to talk about his Broncos fandom and our experience attending the Broncos game in LA. Aaron is feeling a lot more confident about the Broncos season than Des…
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The Losers Club welcomes the Broncos and everyone is getting fired on the Dolphins
Guys, the NFL season is two weeks in and we don't have time to talk about our weeks or anything fun WE HAVE FOOTBALL TO TALK ABOUT SO BUCKLE UP. The Dolphins let their first potential victory slip away from them as Devon Achane stepped out of bounds and Tua over threw and under threw Tyreek Hill...
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The NFL season is underway and only half of the Sportzball team is excited about it. Can you guess which half?
Well well well, the season has finally begun and boy oh boy, are some of the Sportzballers happy. The Denver Broncos may have not had a pretty win but they have a dub in the win column and it can only get better from here. Denver’s defense led by Des’ Wonder Boy Nik Bonitto wrecked Cam Ward and…
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The football season is FINALLY here, we chat Dolphins and Broncos wins and losses, and Drew can’t stop yawning when Des talks
You’d think that the last episode before the start of the regular season would have Drew and Des absolutely fired up right? Nope they’re absolutely exhausted and it’s a marathon just to get through this podcast. Will it be great or will it be a dumpster fire? We get their schedule Win/Loss...
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Preseason is over, roster cuts are happening, and Javonte Williams won't stop making Des cry
We’re finally on our way to the moment we’ve all been waiting for. Drew and Des talk about how they plan to enjoy their last weekend free of football before they drop into the hole of the NFL season. They also are kind of just over talking about preseason. Des isn’t happy with the Broncos play…
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We went to Broncos Training Camp - but it doesn’t matter because we’re dying of heat stroke
Drew and Des sacrifice their bodies to bring you another episode of Sportzball. Drew went to urgent care, Des wants Drew to take one for the team and die so she can sue NyQuil, and they both went to Broncos Training Camp. Is there proof? No, because Sean Payton doesn’t want any photos or videos…
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The Broncos are playing real football games and Mike McDaniel gets feisty
Guys! There’s football games to talk about! What the hell?? Des and Drew realize they aren’t packed for their trip to Denver for training camp, they get to go right into all the preseason madness. Des doesn’t know how to feel about the Broncos game against the 49ers, but she has players that are...
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The Dolphins are broken, the Broncos are getting paid, and Des would be the "Curious Cornerback".
The Dolphins are dropping like flies, especially their secondary, so out of solidarity Drew decided to drop like a fly and get the plague. We find out what he’s been up to for a week of knocking on death’s door and he begins to sound like a broken record with his lack of excitement for the…
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The Denver Broncos are going to be UNSTOPPABLE & the Miami Dolphins...have new jerseys
Everything is looking up for Des and the Denver Broncos. We break down Bo Nix being ranked 64th best player in the NFL in his rookie season. All the new Broncos players are making an impact and we discuss what it takes to be the first man in at Broncos’ practice. The Miami Dolphins limp through...
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Drew is happy the Dolphins are irrelevant and Des is now a Commanders fan
Drew and Des got their first hater! And it feels great. They break down what a week of fortune and fame has been like. They address the Garret Wilson, Sauce Gardner, and TJ Watt contract signings and why the hell contracts are so important. Des wants Von Miller to win a Super Bowl with the...
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SPOILER ALERT !! Des found out the Broncos have a third QB and Drew is 6”5’
It’s finally here. Drew and Des break down their friendship **THEY’RE JUST FRIENDS** They get into why they’re fans of the Denver Broncos and Miami Dolphins, and why they hell they’re even starting a podcast. Ke$ha shows up for some reason, Tyreek Hill is still thankfully on the Dolphins (for…
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
At Sportzball, we’re a podcast about the NFL… sort of. We don’t obsess over inches and yards—we’re more interested in the dumb thing that wide receiver said. While pundits obsess over the next GOAT, we attempt to bring joy to your miserable Mondays (because let’s be honest, the next GOAT probably isn’t on your team). Built on a decade of friendship and obsessive fandom for their opposing teams, we create a welcoming space for the casual fan or the reluctant but supportive partner dragged into game day. Our mission is simple: we want to bring the LALZ (Levity and Laughter… Z is for Sportzball) to your NFL fandom. Join Drew & Des as we redefine sports culture because at the end of the day, it’s just sports—it’s not that serious.
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Sportzball Media
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At Sportzball, we’re a podcast about the NFL… sort of. We don’t obsess over inches and yards—we’re more interested in the dumb thing that wide receiver said. While pundits obsess over the next GOAT, we attempt to bring joy to your miserable Mondays (because let’s be honest, the next GOAT probably...
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