Squashin' My Nuts

Send us Fan MailMy A/C went out and I learned I can not live life with out the comfort of some sweet cold air blasting on a daily basis. Will America ever be great again? Cause it seems we are headed into a dystopian nightmare of high prices and surveillance everywhere. Atleast we are preoccupied by sports and gambling so who cares right?Support the show

Send us Fan MailWe can't eat AI so why do we keep giving up prime farmland for surveillance(data) centers? What happens when all the land is bought up and destroyed? None of it makes sense to me. Is it really better to have all our veggies and meat grown in another country and than shipped here to buy in America? What will be left to the younger generation of Americans?Support the show

Send us Fan MailIt does feel as if we are headed toward a hunger games like scenario in the U.S. The politicians and elites as they call themselves televise their lavish dinner parties on the news as citizens starve and go homeless. Quite an odd time to be living through to say the least. Rather than a ballroom bunker for the upcoming fake alien invasion could we just have free healthcare and our full paychecks without being taxed to poverty.Support the show

Send us Fan MailThe age ol' battle of man vs. squirrel. These southern squirrels are really testing my patience and kindness. I talk about my new battles I'm having with the local squirrel mafia. Also, updated my chicken population with new chicks. The farm is growing and the chaos is never ending!!Support the show

Send us Fan MailHappy Easter everyone! We talk about how everyone will be owning a personal robot the same way we all have a cell phone. Won't that just be splendid. Why are we even in the middle east starting shit once again? I'll never understand the need for so much death. Also, update on my baby owls and my crazy chickens here on the homestead.Support the show

Send us Fan MailTalking about all the new critters that have had babies around the property this spring. It's my own little wildlife reserve out here in the woods of Arkansas. Also, dive into why gas has skyrocketed in price and the old days being dead and gone. Support the show

Send us Fan MailEverything in America is going splendid. No problems at all and gas is cheap again. I discuss all the good things the government is doing for its citizens here in good ol' USA(sarcasm). Support the show

Send us Fan MailLots of bad language in this Episode. You've been warned!! Nice little rant about the current events going on all around the world with the release of the infamous Epstein files that supposedly never existed but now that they do we should just ignore them and go about our business being blind to the horrors done by our "Leaders". Also, some life updates included.Support the show

Send us Fan MailWooo boy! What a year 2025 was. I discuss the good ol' days of how America used to be before all the chaos that runs rampant now. Life updates and future plans for my little hobby farm. Support the show

Send us Fan MailTalk about the random magical peacock that appeared in my yard one day out of the blue. Surviving the flood of 2025 and the nasty storms of the south. Also, touch on a little bit of the state of the world right now.Support the show

Send us Fan MailTalk about the joys of raising a new puppy alongside my older dog. Give a chicken update and decide the fate of my roosters. Also, talk a little about the future of A.I. and just how weird things could get.Support the show

Send us Fan MailI discuss the wackiness that was 2024. What a year of chaos and shenanigans all around the world. Also, I give a farm update with all my chickens and talk about my new puppy. Support the show

Send us Fan MailOf all places the aliens could go to they chose a shopping mall in Miami? What kind of weird aliens are these that think malls are the place to be? I personally have never been to a mall in Miami so who knows maybe they are pretty damn awesome. 2024 is shaping up to be quite entertaining and we aren't even 2 weeks into January yet.Support the show

Send us Fan MailIn this episode, I recap the year of 2023 and moving forward into a new year. Will A.I. takeover? Will we dive into chaos? I feel we will all come together and see that life is worth living and things aren't so bad. That is my hope for 2024 at least. (But you should probably be prepared for chaos just in case.)Support the show

Send us Fan MailIn this episode, I discuss how crazy the internet and comment section on apps have become. Did we get too much information too quickly? Not everything in life is a conspiracy or is it?Support the show

Send us Fan MailIn this episode, I talk about the dogman/skinwalker roaming my yard late at night. Not sure what the creature is. Also, I touch on online dating and the state of politics currently. Are we living in a Simulation? Sometimes it sure does feel that way.Support the show

Send us Fan MailTalk about my fear of big ol' snakes here in the south. Give some updates on my frog farming adventures and remember the good times of growing up in the 90s.Support the show

Send us Fan MailIn this episode, I talk about the future of strip clubs once we go full digital currency. Will we just have virtual strip clubs and stay in our homes with VR Goggles.  I also discuss the effect Buffalo Bill had on my life growing up.  Support the show

Send us Fan MailIn this episode, I talk about how weather disasters and ChatGpt. Also, throw in some skinwalker stories just for fun.Support the show

Send us Fan MailIn this episode, I discuss my dog's fear of gunshots. Also, I find myself questioning why the hell vehicle prices are so damn high.Support the show

Send us Fan MailUpdate on my move from Alaska down to Arkansas. Life is a wee bit different living out in the woods.  City life is much different than country life that is for sure. Support the show

Send us Fan MailIn this episode, I talk about all the crime that is happening around the country. What is the cause for all the craziness happening? I discuss my massive fear of being hacked by a machete. Also, the nfl preseason has started once again so I dive into what that means to me as a packers fan. Support the show

Send us Fan MailIn this episode I talk about all my experiences with ghosts and all things supernatural. Discuss some stories about spooky shadows and sleep paralysis nightmares. Support the show

Send us Fan MailBack to my same ol' bs after a little mental health break. The world is going crazy and just here to give some life updates and hopefully a smile to the masses. Can we all just take a big vacation to a nice beautiful beach somewhere and unplug from the media/political circus?Support the show

Send us Fan MailIf you watched The Tinder Swindler on Netflix and you also wondered how the hell those ladies got approved for all those damn bank loans, than this is the episode for you. Also, update on all craziness happening across the globe.Support the show

Send us Fan MailIn this episode, I discuss the silliness of all this onlyfans content out there. Talk about the difference between slow zombies and the smart, fast zombies. I give a little update on the NFL playoffs as well and how I feel as a Packer fan. Support the show

Send us Fan MailIf you knew it was going to be your last meal before your execution date, what would you choose? Maybe you wouldn't choose anything due to stress or fear. Hell, who says you get a choice of final meal anyways? Hopefully none of us ever have to go through that situation. Enjoy the episode.Support the show

Send us Fan MailIn this episode, I talk about all the late night shit I see in my neighborhood while taking my dog out to go piss. This winter has been wild so far with just how crazy people are. Also talk about this being my last winter here in the state of Alaska and what I've learned about myself living up here. Support the show

Send us Fan MailIt's Thanksgiving already. The year is almost at an end. Discuss the chaos of the news and what's happening in everyday life.  Support the show

Send us Fan MailIn this episode, I discuss waiting in lines at Walmart. Why are there so many empty lanes all the time? I give updates to the cold winter weather we are having here in Alaska. Of course I discuss the difference between American bacon and Canadian bacon aka tiny ham circles.Support the show

Send us Fan MailJust a quick birthday episode. I give an update on the journey to the dentist this previous week. Also dive into a little bit of the packers quarterback controversy and standing up to bullies. Support the show

Send us Fan MailHappy Halloweeners Everybody. In this episode, I talk the state of the world we are living in. Also, cover my hatred for the use of tasers in t.v. shows and movies. I'm sure some might get upset with some things said in this episode so let's give it a *trigger warning*. As always Enjoy!Support the show

Send us Fan MailIn this episode, I discuss my sadness over seeing the packers quarterback drama unfold and give updates on the crazy cursed elm street I live on.Support the show

Send us Fan MailGive a brief update on life since 2021 has started. Discuss some new life developments as well as the climate of american life at the moment.Support the show

Send us Fan MailIn this episode, I talk about my love for the green bay packers and the playoffs in 2021. Also, discuss the night stalker series on netflix and more. Support the show

Send us Fan MailDiscuss the recent political shenanigans going on in the country. Also, you get some raw, unedited takes of me flipping out over technical issues I was having while recording. Enjoy!Support the show

Send us Fan MailI discuss a little of why I started doing this thing called podcasting. As usual it goes off the rails and I start blabbering about holidays to wondering if aliens are even real at all. Support the show

Send us Fan MailIn this episode, I go over the top 100 conspiracy theories of all time. I'll be honest some of these conspiracies made me go down a rabbit hole myself.Support the show

Send us Fan MailI give a peek into the world of pet cremation. Also, dive into the state of the world with the pandemic and new president of our country. Spoiler Alert at the end.Support the show

Send us Fan MailWhen a sativa high turns on you. You get this right here for your listening pleasure!Support the show

Send us Fan MailIn this episode, I dive into a couple of movies about wild wealthy individuals and the hidden rooms/hallways in their homes. Also, you finally hear how loud my security dog is and after that, the episode turns weird.Support the show

Send us Fan MailIn this episode, I discuss some hemorrhoid karma I've come across in my life. Also, share a little about my history with mental health after the military.Support the show

Send us Fan MailDiscuss the recent riots and protests that are happening all over the country.Support the show

Send us Fan MailIn a high state of mind, I discuss my love for the new song WAP and my take on the song and lyrics. Support the show

Send us Fan MailI discuss my sobriety from alcohol which is 7 years now. Also discuss corona, aliens, and whether squirt is piss or ejaculate. (talking to those bed pissers out there who disguise it as squirting, you know who you are)Support the show

Send us Fan MailGive an update on budtending during this covid-19 pandemic and share a few stories of living in the Fairview neighborhood in Anchorage, Ak. Support the show

Send us Fan MailJust a brief update on my everyday life and a quick dive into this corona craziness. Becoming a blackbelt in Coronate!Support the show

Send us Fan MailIn this episode I discuss my love for the original tremors movie as well as clones, eyes wide shut parties, pets, and more. Support the show

Send us Fan MailBrief summary of the past 10 years. It was a crazy and often weird decade but I feel I learned a lot from it.Support the show

Send us Fan MailTalking about a few times where my bum failed me when I needed it's strength the most.Support the show