Squashing Beef with Sam and Maurice
by Maurice Licorish and Sam Bourne
Squashing Beef is a weekly podcast where two guys seek redemption for past transgressions. Every week, Sam Bourne and Maurice bring on a guest to apologize for previous slights. From simple misunderstandings to outright atrocities, these guys are traveling down the road to redemption and justification for terrible behavior.(If you couldn't tell, this is an improvised comedy podcast). LET'S SQUASH SOME BEEF!
Episodes
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06: Apologies for the Bar Tab with Rosa Escandón
Comedian ROSA ESCANDÓN was simply celebrating a night out on the town after a successful burlesque performance with Sam and Maurice. After being insulted by Maurice, Rosa left her tab open at the bar. From there, all hell breaks loose. Guns, drugs, hobos, and MARRIAGE? Just another series of...
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05: Apologies for the Wrestling Match with Lawson Leong
Comedian LAWSON LEONG has been gone from comedy for some time. The story can now be told of Lawson's extended absence. This is due to an unfortunate wrestling adjacent birthday gift given by Sam and Maurice. Who knew that UFC was not considered wrestling? Why is Lawson in a wheelchair? Why is…
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04: Apologies For Babysitting with Cathy Humes
Comedian CATHY HUMES asked Sam and Maurice to babysit her cousin's two-year-old son Kaden. Things go quickly awry when a nature themed day turns into hostage stand offs with Red Pandas, an ill advised Jackson Five Game, and other poor babysitting decisions. Now is time for our boys to explain...
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03: Apologies For The Dolphin Present with Dario Joseph
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! In honor of Valentine's Day, Comedian DARIO JOSEPH was given the gift to swim with dolphins with his wife. As this is a gift from Sam and Maurice, things went horribly awry leading to permanent scaring. Now is time for our boys to explain themselves to Dario. What permanent...
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02: Apologies For The Star with Sarah Kennedy
Comedian, writer, and podcaster SARAH KENNEDY loves astrology. Which is why Sam and Maurice purchased a star in her name as a gift. Did they know that star was a comet? Has the Sarah Kennedy Comet destroyed her career? How does Neil deGrasse Tyson feel about Sarah's impact on the world? All these...
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01: Apologies For Your Aunt (w/ Sam Bourne and Maurice Licorish)
In the very first episode of Squashing Beef, MAURICE LICORISH brings long time friend and collaborator SAM BOURNE for repair their relationship. Will Sam forgive Maurice? What did Maurice do to Sam's Aunt? Why is Maurice wearing another man's clothes? Is there a difference between Tombstone the...
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01: Apologies For Your Aunt (w/ Sam Bourne and Maurice Licorish)
In the very first episode of Squashing Beef, MAURICE LICORISH brings long time friend and collaborator SAM BOURNE for repair their relationship. Will Sam forgive Maurice? What did Maurice do to Sam's Aunt? Why is Maurice wearing another man's clothes? Is there a difference between Tombstone the...
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SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT from Sam & Maurice
A brief expository announcement from your intrepid hosts Sam & Maurice! What could it be? Did someone die? Is Sam pregnant? Did Maurice finally learn how to love? Find out in this exciting announcement! Unrelated, but if you notice that a podcast called "Squashing Beef" has shown up on your...
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46: CATS DON'T DANCE (PART TWO) WITH CATHY HUMES
Comedian and friend of the show CATHY HUMES stops by to talk to Sam and Maurice in an episode so jammed packed that it had to be broken up into two parts. Part two includes a drop in guest by the name of Reverend C. William H'elephante, a tragic story of a family torn apart, a fun new religion…
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46: CATS DON'T DANCE PART ONE WITH CATHY HUMES
Comedian and friend of the show CATHY HUMES stops by to talk to Sam and Maurice in an episode so jammed packed that it had to be broken up into two parts. Part one includes a Memorial for the closing of the Supercollider bar, the origins of Cathy's journey to stand up via Theater School, and a…
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45: Fake Deaths and Royal Burns with Michael Karlik
Comedian and friend of the show MICHAEL KARLIK stops by to talk to Sam and Maurice about a serious topic: Whether or not Sam can open surf shakes in Guatemala. Conversation includes travel from Denver to New York, A book about people faking their own death, and Maurice's archery plans. Later, The...
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44: Solo Duel Quest - Podcast of Lore
Funny thing - this episode was initially the part two of a 2-part host-only fun-tacular. However, the first part ended up being VERY inside baseball (and by baseball I mean our friendship). Point being, the first part has been lost to the sands of time and what we are left with is a hostful…
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43: Alex in Charge with Alex Ptak
On the 43rd episode, Sam and Maurice sat down with fellow comedian ALEX PTAK to discuss what happens when things go from bad to worse, leading to a derailment the likes this show has always seen before. Alex proves who’s in charge, Sam discusses problematic military hats, and Maurice struggles to...
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42: JFK and Tupac on the Moon with Lawson Leong
The 42nd episode finds comedian LAWSON LEONG dropping by to chat with Sam and Maurice. Our heroes discuss information they regret learning, the ultimate conspiracy theories, and paying to see terrible movies. Later, the guys play another spirited round of FORTUNE COOKIE COOKIE FORTUNE, and…
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41: Transition-errific Mostly Hosty
Sometimes when you podcast all the time, it's nice to take an ep to decompress and just chat it down with just the hosts. And that is what we do. It's a mostly hostful (you can hear Susen sighing a few times) and oh boy do we have some funtime discussions. Jury duty? Yerp. New jobs? We're going…
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40: Badass Genes with Christine Medrano
On this episode, Maurice sat down for a one on one heart to heart conversation with CHRISTINE MEDRANO. Stopping by on her final day in New York before moving back to Los Angeles, Christine shares her experience living and performing in the big apple, how bad ass her parents are, and reveals some...
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39: Winter is Coming with Emily Winter
On this episode of the Listen To This Podcast, we had the pleasure of sit down with one of the funniest people we know, Emily Winter! And we did more than just sit down. We talked! To each other! About things like her move to Miami, Reddit, keeping up with the internet, and so much more! And then...
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38: Less Board Games, More Mountains with Naomi
The 38th episode keeps the insightful and delightful streak alive with comedian and co-producer of Bitches Brew comedy in Brooklyn NAOMI. She chats with Sam and Maurice about vacationing in the mountains, the overabundance of board games, a glimpse into the lives of the elderly, and much, much...
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37: Sherlock Jones with Patrick J Reilly
This week's episode, we talk with good friend Patrick J Reilly about his new IndieGoGo campaign, super heros, Disney, and gentrification! We sing songs, do bits, and get into some real talk. As always, Pat makes makes this episode a must listen. Show Pat some love by supporting his IndieGoGo...
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36: Editing Nightmare (Part 2) with Dan Kane and Mike Fallek
The 36th episode can be summed up in two words: CHAOTIC ENJOYMENT. Hosts of the WWDFM: Wait Wait Don’t F@#! Me podcast, MIKE FALLEK AND DANE KANE join Sam and Maurice for an episode so stuffed full of bits, stories, anime characters, fourth wall destruction, and various non-sense that all of it...
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36: Editing Nightmare (Part 1) with Dan Kane and Mike Fallek
The 36th episode can be summed up in two words: CHAOTIC ENJOYMENT. Hosts of the WWDFM: Wait Wait Don’t F@#! Me podcast, MIKE FALLEK AND DANE KANE join Sam and Maurice for an episode so stuffed full of bits, stories, anime characters, fourth wall destruction, and various non-sense that all of it...
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35: The Elephant in The Room with Patrick Hastie
Well, I wanted to bring you guys the first episode of "Sam's Drinks" - a podcast about beverages that I'm starting up - but it went so far off the rails that I just decided to make it an episode of the Listen To This Podcast. Pat Hasite was here for the show, and man if that guy isn't interesting...
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34: Aryan Super Cookies with Alex Fleming
Comedian and host of “Great Question with Alex Flemming” podcast ALEX FLEMMING makes his long awaited return to the show. Cat chats galore, a spirited and eye opening round of “Talk Maurice Out Of It”, and much more than this description can entail. All that’s left is to LISTEN TO THIS! Alex...
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33: They Come Together with Gideon Hambright
Comedian and co host of Jackknife comedy GIDEON HAMBRIGHT stops by the show for the 33rd episode. Gideon and Sam get into some brief pie talk when a surprise guest JESSE FREDERICK drops by to offer his unique musical services. Later, the guys break out the bag of onomatopoetic cookies for another...
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32: Racial Shit Sucks with Eric Owusu
The 32nd episode is upon us and we find ourselves joined by comedian and friend of the show ERIC OWUSU. Dropping by to talk about failing relationships, police brutality, and the weirdness of hatred in general. Some real lighthearted topics. Later, the guys decipher their fortunes in the new...
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31: Bad At Math and Geography with Audrey Murray and "Caleb"
Sam’s off this week, so Maurice sits down with comedian and friend of the show Audrey Murray for a quick one on one interview. Audrey gives insight into her time abroad in China, bounds over bad math skills, and shows off her knowledge of butts in a spirited round of “BUZZFEED ME, SEYMOUR”.…
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30: Eating Ice Cream and Riding a Moose (Part 2) with Conor Stratton, Gaelan Ennis, "Jeff Goldblum", and "Christoper Walken"
Christopher Walken is gone. The moose is gone. The ice cream is gone. However, GAELAN ENNIS and legendary actor JEFF GOLDBLUM stick around to continue the interview. Impressionist CONOR STRATTON is still in the corner and not involved in this episode. We learn about chakra balls, continue…
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30: Eating Ice Cream and Riding a Moose (Part 1) with Conor Stratton, Gaelan Ennis, "Jeff Goldblum", and "Christoper Walken"
What happens when two iconic actors sit down with Sam Bourne and Maurice Licorish on their podcast? You get the most unique, unbelievably amazing episode to date! Returning host and original third musketeer of the show GAELAN ENNIS makes his grand return after months spend in Alaska. He brings...
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29: True Friendship Podcast with Gloria "GLO" Butler
Comedian and Actress Gloria Butler, AKA Glo, drops by for a fun chat with Sam and Maurice. We discover how Glo started performing in DC, help make surprise birthday plans, and loads more. Later, a new guest named Kevin DiCicco interrupts the show to offer an interesting proposition for Sam and…
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28: He's a Lil DVS with David Vaughn Straughn
Hey everyone! Welcome back to another installment of the Listen To This Podcast! To mark our reurn from a brief hiatus, we sit down with On today's episode we were lucky enough to sit down with David Vaughn Straughn, also known as The DVS One. We chat about Rooftop Gangstas, respecting artist…
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27: A Civil Discussion with America's Comic John Field
Hey everyone! Welcome back to another installment of the Listen To This Podcast! On today's episode we were lucky enough to sit down with America's comic, John Field, and he shared some wonderful stories with us, as well as participated in some wonderful conversation - one might even say banter!...
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26: A Guide to Being Fancy with Andy Palmer
We're Baaaaaaaack! Well, Sam is back. But we brought Andy Palmer (aka America's Fancyboy!) and we discuss the subtle nuances of his decadent lifestyle. We also have a surprise pop-in that is sure to blow. Your. Socks. Off. But she'll never know - cause she's blind. So Listen to This Podcast! Want...
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25: I'm Out of Maneuvers! (Part 2) - with Benel Germosen and Lawson Leong
Wow! You made it through part 1? You're a goddamn hero! Well, strap in because the fun is FAR from over. About 45 minutes away from being over... That's right! We've got a WHOLE NOTHER PART!! Part 2! The duce! And this time, it gets reeaaal inside baseball and granular. Guys, if you play D&D with...
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25: I'm Out of Maneuvers! (Part 1) - with Benel Germosen and Lawson Leong
Welcome to part one of our two parter episode with Benel Germosen and Lawson Leong! And, buddy, do we have a ball and a half. We talk about superheros. We talk about religion. Those are both topics that can, evidently, be a bit polarizing! See which side of the coin we land on (or if the coin…
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24: Crosshairs and Horse Noise
WE’RE BACK! Our heroes make there glorious return for their 23rd episode. After a long holiday sabbatical, Sam Bourne and Maurice Licorish sit down for a one on one conversation, showing off impressive sound effect skills, unveiling a new segment called “This or That”, and a small preview of…
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23: Remember Christmas? with Lawson Leong, John Bilancini, and More*!
So it's January... so what?! Christmas doesn't have to be over yet! Don't let go of that magical feeling so soon! On today's episode we talk all things Christmas with special guests Lawson Leong and John Bilancini, but before too long it becomes a cavalcade of special, festive guests. Is Santa...
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22: Rare Candy Addicts Anonymous with Andrew Tavin
For the 21st episode, Comedian and Co-Host of Podcast Monsters Andrew Tavin stops by to talk to Sam and Maurice about his Podcast, long riffs, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air GIFs, and much more. Plus, Andrew plays a round of BUZZFEED ME SEYMOUR. Later, the boys are joined by ex-child celebrity and...
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21: One More Minute with Coree Spencer
In this, our 20th episode, we speak with a fan favorite -- who just so happens to be the girlfriend of ANOTHER personal fan favorite -- Coree Spencer! She's also the host of The Fifth Mic at The Fifth Estate and the Blown Jobs podcast, and we had a great time talking Maurice out of some really…
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Minisode: My Sweet Baby Girl Daughter with Eric Owusu
Is it time for another BONUS EPISODE? The answer is always yes, people! During a recent installment of the podcast, a man called THE HUNTER, interrupted an enjoyable interview with comedian ERIC OWUSU. His mission: Hunt Maurice Licorish. Why was The Hunter out for revenge? What role does his...
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20: My Cousin Seamus with Ben Conrad
For the 20th enstalment of the Listen To This Podcast, Maurice interviews fellow comedian and co-producer of The Cranky Pants Comedy Hour, Ben Conrad, in a one on one interview while Sam is on vacation. At least, it was supposed to be a one on one. Either way, a lot of fun is had. You get to…
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19: He's A Bad Friend with Eric Owusu
For the 19th episode, comedian and friend of the show ERIC OWUSU drops by for a very reflective interview. Sam and Maurice explore Eric’s comedy origins and what lead to him becoming a comedian, Maurice reveals himself to be a bad friend, and Eric reminisces with Maurice on a crazy show-tune…
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18: Shark Tanked with Karl Lagerfeld (and NOT Ben Wasserman!)
Well, BEN WASSERMAN was supposed to be on the 18th installment of the show, but he bailed! As Sam and Maurice launch into a hostful episode, making the best of Wasserman’s absence, something unexpected happens. A surprise visit from KARL LAGERFELD (not THAT Karl Lagerfeld)! Karl turns out to be...
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17: An American Patrick in Sam's Place w/ Patrick J. Reilly
What’s this? A special BONUS EPISODE? Released on Halloween? You’re absolutely correct, people! In this special episode, Sam and Maurice attempt a serious one on one conversation about Sam’s recent backyard farming business. Suddenly, past guest and friend of the show Patrick J. Reilly interrupts...
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16: A Very Spooktacular Episode - w/ Myles Hewette
Welcome to a particularly creepy episode of the Listen To This Podcast. On today's show we speak with fiend of the show Myles Hewette. It is loads of fun. You'll have a SCREAM! And then things happen, it goes completely off the rails, but in the best possible way. Are there other special guests?...
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15: Eye 2 Eye with Kevin Froleiks
For the 15th episode, we have friend of the show and host of Let's Read Together Podcast Kevin Froleiks on the show. Kevin has a revelation about ghost in America, Maurice breaks out his best impression of a podcast host, and Sam is left out of a Goofy Movie bonding experience. All this and more,...
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14: Q*bert is Kind of a Dick... Featuring John Bilancini
Good friend and host of the Stand and Deliver comedy show at Freddy's Bar, John Bilancini drops by to help show Maurice and Sam the importance of using checklists effectivly. Then, another UNINVITED guest drops by again. Kinda concerned about how they keep finding my apartment.... Don't have much...
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13: Disney Feels For Reals (Maurice Should Call His Mom) with Patrick J Reilly
CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT? Hopefully so, because the second part of last week’s thrilling installment is upon us. This week, the jovial juggernaut Patrick J. Reilly continues to delight us with a very special DISNEY FEELS FOR REALS segment. Maurice and Sam learn of the secret masterpiece…
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12: Spielberg Can't Let There Be Good Dads with Patrick J. Reilly
The jovial juggernaut Patrick J. Reilly makes his grand first time appearance on this insightful and delightful episode. In true Listen To This Podcast spirit, Patrick joins Maurice and Sam for a fun filled discussion that takes many twists and turns. Patrick reveals his passion for Broadway...
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Minisode: You Can't Get Auntie Anne's Anymore
What time is it? It’s BONUS EPISODE TIME. This little bonus comes courtesy of our visit with Sam Bourne from an Alternate Timeline’s Future. We take a Buzzfeed quiz, learn a little bit more about the future, and just hang out a bit with our time traveling, body swapping buddy. Why did Auntie Anne...
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11: Days of Future's Podcast 2 Featuring AT SAM
THE HIATUS IS OVER. Listen to This Podcast has fired back to its normal schedule with a mind-bending new installment. This week, the guys are paid a visit from yet another time traveler in the form of One Armed Sam Bourne from an alternate timeline’s future. Maurice and Gaelan discuss future...
About this show
Squashing Beef is a weekly podcast where two guys seek redemption for past transgressions. Every week, Sam Bourne and Maurice bring on a guest to apologize for previous slights. From simple misunderstandings to outright atrocities, these guys are traveling down the road to redemption and justification for terrible behavior.(If you couldn't tell, this is an improvised comedy podcast). LET'S SQUASH SOME BEEF!
Hosted by
Maurice Licorish and Sam Bourne