Squirrel Talk

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This month's Squirrel Talk Book Club gets a little interstellar as we dive into the Bobiverse series. We brought Jon back on the mic, and things got exactly as nerdy and chaotic as you'd hope. From sentient AI clones to space exploration and existential humor, we break down what made this series such a blast—and yeah, we don't shy away from a few things that didn't quite hit for us either. We also bounce around (because of course we do) and talk about what else we've been reading lately before locking in our next Book Club pick: Ready Player One. Get ready for some nostalgia overload next month. If you've read Bobiverse, thinking about it, or just enjoy listening to three guys spiral into random tangents with a book somewhere in the mix… this one's for you. 1Up Electric Blurb: This episode of Squirrel Talk is powered by 1Up Electric—your go-to crew for all things electrical in Southwest Missouri. Whether you need residential work, upgrades, or help bringing a project to life, they're the team you can trust to get it done right. Give them a call at 417-207-2590 or check them out at www.1upelectric.com—and make sure you tell them Squirrel Talk sent you.

On this episode of Squirrel Talk, we went completely off the rails in the best possible way—trying to figure out which movies would be absolutely ridiculous (or secretly amazing) if they were turned into full-blown musicals. From imagining The Dark Knight as a dramatic, brooding sing-along to picturing the high-speed chaos of Fast & Furiousturned into a family-themed anthem fest, nothing was safe. We also dove into the long-running rumor of Spaceballs actually becoming a musical—something that somehow feels both inevitable and completely unhinged at the same time. Between fake song titles, terrible singing ideas, and way too much confidence in our own musical abilities, this one spirals fast. Some movies definitely should never be musicals… which of course made us want them even more. ⚡ Sponsor Spotlight – 1Up Electric If your house has ever made a weird noise, flickered at the worst possible time, or you've just been putting off that project you swore you'd get to… call the pros. 1Up Electric is reliable, local, and actually shows up when they say they will (which already puts them ahead of half the people out there). Whether it's upgrades, repairs, or full installs, they've got you covered. 👉 Check them out at www.1upelectric.com or give them a call at 417-207-2590

In this episode, Chris and Mike take a hilarious trip back to the 1980s and 1990s to revisit some of the most unforgettable PSAs and commercials from the era. From the overly dramatic anti-drug campaigns to the weirdly catchy jingles that are somehow still stuck in our heads decades later, nothing is safe. They break down the messages, the unintentionally funny acting, the low-budget effects, and the moments that made an entire generation either slightly traumatized or strangely nostalgic. Along the way, they ask the important questions: Did these PSAs actually work? Why were they always so intense? And why were commercials way more memorable back then? Expect plenty of laughs, random tangents, and a whole lot of "Oh man, I remember that!" moments as they dig into the strange, hilarious, and sometimes downright bizarre world of retro public service announcements and classic commercials. ⚡ 1Up Electric Sponsor Blurb This episode of Squirrel Talk is brought to you by 1Up Electric. If you're dealing with flickering lights, outdated wiring, or you're planning a home upgrade, the team at 1Up Electric has you covered. They're known across Southwest Missouri for reliable service, honest work, and getting the job done right the first time. Whether it's residential, commercial, or just finally fixing that one outlet that hasn't worked since 1997, give them a call at 417-207-2590 or check them out at www.1upelectric.com. Tell them the guys from Squirrel Talk sent you! ⚡

This week, we dive into Operation Bounce House — and let's just say… it's not what we expected. We break down the wild premise, the uncomfortable parallels to real life, and why this story hits harder than your typical sci-fi adventure. From gamer culture and corporate overreach to moral responsibility and what happens when entertainment goes too far, this episode gets thoughtful, heated, and occasionally unhinged (as it should). We talk characters, tone, pacing, and whether this one sticks the landing — all without giving anything away here. If you've read it, you'll love the deep dive. If you haven't, this will help you decide if it's worth your time. It's sci-fi. It's satire. It's chaotic. It's peak Squirrel Talk. ⚡ This episode is powered by 1Up Electric. If your lights flicker every time you turn on the microwave… if your breaker panel looks like a science experiment… or if you've got outlets in your house that "mostly work," it might be time to call the pros. 1Up Electric serves Southwest Missouri with expert electrical work done right the first time. Whether it's panel upgrades, new lighting, or fixing that mystery wiring situation from 1998, they've got you covered. Give them a call at 417-207-2590 or visit 1upelectric.com — and tell them Squirrel Talk sent you. Because your house should be powered up… not held together by vibes.

In this episode, we dive headfirst into all things school. From random classroom memories to the weird stuff we all experienced growing up, it's a chaotic stroll through the halls of nostalgia. No real structure, no lesson plan — just us bouncing around everything school-related and seeing where it takes us. If you've ever sat in a desk, ridden a bus, opened a locker, or survived a pop quiz, you're in this episode. And as always, this episode is brought to you by 1Up Electric — the valedictorians of voltage. Whether you need a panel upgrade, new lighting, or you're just tired of your house flickering like it's about to fail a science experiment, 1Up Electric has you covered. Serving Southwest Missouri with professionalism and top-tier service. Call 417-207-2590 or visit www.1upelectric.com — and tell them Squirrel Talk sent you.

In this episode of Squirrel Talk, we did what we do best — absolutely no planning and somehow still talked for an hour. From random life updates to completely unnecessary hot takes, side quests, and stories that may or may not have had a point, this one is pure, unfiltered Squirrel energy. There was no outline. There was no agenda. There was only vibes. If you enjoy unpredictable tangents, questionable logic, and the kind of conversations that start one place and end somewhere no one saw coming — this episode is for you. We promise we had fun. We think you will too. 1Up Electric Blurb This episode is brought to you by 1Up Electric — the only electricians who won't judge you for Googling "why does my light switch make that noise." Whether you need residential, commercial, new construction, or just someone to fix that outlet you've been side-eyeing for six months, 1Up Electric has you covered. Fast. Professional. Reliable. And significantly more organized than this episode. Give them a call at 417-207-2590 or visit 1UpElectric.com and tell them Squirrel Talk sent you.

Mike is officially back. After last week's completely serious, totally reasonable tribute episode honoring his "possible" distal bicep rupture, Mike returns to Squirrel Talk… and we pretend he has absolutely no idea what happened. That's right. We act like the celebrity messages, fictional character tributes, Couch Ghost appearance, and borderline memorial energy never existed. Did Tom Hanks send a heartfelt message? Did Alien hiss in solidarity? Did someone ask where to send flowers? We're not saying. In this follow-up episode, Mike gives his side of the injury, we discuss what actually happened, and we slowly unravel whether he truly didn't know about the tribute episode… or if he's been plotting revenge the entire time. Closure? Maybe. Accountability? Unlikely. Future retaliation? Almost guaranteed. This episode of Squirrel Talk is brought to you by 1Up Electric. Whether you're upgrading a panel, installing new lighting, or tackling a full electrical project, 1Up Electric delivers reliable, high-quality work you can count on. Residential or commercial, they show up on time and get it done right. If you need an electrician you can trust, call 417-207-2590 or visit 1UpElectric.com. 1Up Electric — powering Southwest Missouri one job at a time.

Mike is out this week with a suspected distal bicep rupture, so instead of canceling the episode, Chris does the only reasonable thing… a completely serious tribute episode. What starts as a heartfelt "get well soon" quickly spirals into absolute chaos as messages pour in from celebrities, athletes, fictional characters, and some extremely questionable sources. From Tom Hanks and Barack Obama to Ghostbusters, Dungeon Crawler Carl, Alien, Predator, and even Couch Ghost, everyone has something to say about Mike's injury. Some are encouraging. Some are judgmental. Some clearly think Mike has passed on. The episode escalates into a full fake memorial before ending with an unapproved message from Mike himself asking Chris to please stop making it weird. It's heartfelt. It's ridiculous. It's exactly why Mike can never miss a week again. Sponsor – 1Up Electric This episode of Squirrel Talk is brought to you by 1Up Electric. Whether you need residential or commercial electrical work, 1Up Electric is the team you can trust to get it done right the first time. From upgrades and repairs to new installs, they bring quality, professionalism, and reliability every time. Check them out at 1UpElectric.com or call 417-207-2590 for all your electrical needs.

In this episode of Squirrel Talk, we slow things down just enough to talk about what's been keeping our brains busy lately. We dive into some of our favorite books we've read so far this year, what's currently on our reading lists, and what we've been listening to along the way. Of course, it wouldn't be Squirrel Talk without a little chaos, so we also get into some of the games we're playing right now and why they've got us hooked. We're also looking ahead to February, when we'll be reading Operation Bounce House, so grab a copy and read along with us. This episode is sponsored by 1Up Electric. If you're in Southwest Missouri and need electrical work done right the first time, 1Up Electric is the team to call. From residential to commercial projects, they bring quality, reliability, and expert service every time. Check them out at 1upelectric.com or give them a call at 417-207-2590.

They're back… and this time it's personal. In DaughterSode Part II: The Daughtering, we hand the mics back to the daughters and dive headfirst into Demon Slayer—why it's incredible, why you should absolutely be watching it, and why you probably shouldn't listen if you're even thinking about avoiding spoilers. Seriously… we spoiled the crap out of it. From favorite characters and emotional moments to why this anime hits so hard, the daughters take full control of the conversation and don't hold back. It's chaotic, opinionated, and surprisingly insightful—basically everything a Squirrel Talk episode should be. And yes… the daughters also took over the 1Up Electric ad copy, which somehow made it both more professional andmore unhinged at the same time. You've been warned. ⚡ 1Up Electric – Sponsor Ad Copy This episode is powered by 1Up Electric, your local go-to for residential and commercial electrical work. From small fixes to major projects, their team brings quality, reliability, and top-tier service every time. If you need electrical work done right the first time, don't mess around—call 1Up Electric. 📞 417-207-2590 🌐 www.1upelectric.com Tell them Squirrel Talk sent you ⚡🐿️

What happens when you drop regular people (that's us) into some of the most dangerous fictional worlds ever created? In this episode of Squirrel Talk, we throw ourselves headfirst into popular fiction universes as we are right now—no training montages, no chosen-one energy—just vibes, questionable decisions, and one tool, ability, or power to survive. From fantasy realms to sci-fi nightmares, we debate what we'd pick, how long we'd realistically last, and at what point we're absolutely, unquestionably dead. It's part strategy, part imagination, and part brutally honest self-assessment. Spoiler: confidence drops fast. If you've ever wondered how long you'd survive in your favorite fictional world (or wildly overestimated yourself), this one's for you. ⚡ Sponsored by 1Up Electric This episode is brought to you by 1Up Electric—your go-to electricians in Southwest Missouri. Whether you need residential or commercial electrical work, upgrades, or repairs, 1Up Electric brings professionalism, reliability, and quality you can trust. Visit www.1upelectric.com or call 417-207-2590 for service you can count on. When it comes to electrical work, don't respawn—level up with 1Up Electric.

Why is everything so hard? Today on Squirrel Talk, we treat real life like a video game—complete with boss fights, cheap attacks, and zero extra lives. From everyday errands to situations we are absolutely not prepared for, we break down what keeps beating us… and why we keep hitting "continue." Plus: loading screen tips that feel way too accurate. This episode is brought to you by 1UP Electric. Because electricity is not something you want to 'figure out as you go.' Whether it's flickering lights, outlets that don't work, or a project that's way over your head, 1UP Electric handles residential and commercial electrical work the right way—safely, professionally, and without the guesswork. No extra lives. No trial and error. Just people who actually know what they're doing. That's 1UP Electric. 417-207-2590

Christmas is here, and Squirrel Talk has officially entered Dadmas mode. In this episode, Chris and Mike put their holiday knowledge—and sanity—to the test with a trio of Christmas games designed to expose fake fans, bad memories, and questionable opinions. We badly describe classic Christmas movies (and somehow argue about them), try to identify Christmas songs from the most unhelpful descriptions possible, and spiral into the kind of chaos that only happens when dads get competitive around the holidays. No brackets. No rules. Just vibes, hot takes, and a lot of "wait… is that really what that movie is about?" Grab some eggnog, hide from your in-laws, and join us for a very Squirrel Talk Christmas.   This episode of Squirrel Talk is brought to you by 1Up Electric. If your Christmas lights flicker, your outlets act weird, or your breaker trips every time someone plugs in the air fryer, it might be time to call the pros. 1Up Electric handles residential and commercial electrical work with honesty, quality, and zero nonsense. Find them at 1upelectric.com or call 417-207-2590 — and make sure your holidays stay bright without blowing a fuse.

Christmas movies are sacred… which is exactly why we put them on trial. 🎄 In this episode of Squirrel Talk, we take 32 of the most iconic, controversial, and beloved Christmas movies and throw them into a single-elimination bracket. No re-seeding. No mercy. One winner. From untouchable holiday classics to action movies that insist they count as Christmas films, every matchup sparks tough calls, hot takes, and more than a few robbed favorites. Nostalgia gets tested, sacred cows get challenged, and some "classics" don't survive the first round. Love it or hate it, this bracket proves one thing: not all Christmas movies are created equal. Defend your favorite—or come watch it get eliminated. This episode of Squirrel Talk is brought to you by 1Up Electric. Look—Christmas lights are fun until they start flickering, blowing breakers, or turning your house into a fire hazard. Whether you need help with holiday lighting, electrical upgrades, or just want peace of mind this season, 1Up Electrichas you covered. They're local, professional, and actually show up when they say they will—which is rarer than a unanimous Christmas movie pick. If something's not lighting up the way it should, give 1Up Electric a call or visit 1upelectric.com and let the pros handle it.

In this episode of Squirrel Talk, Chris and Mike dive headfirst into the world of satisfying revenge moments across movies and television. From the legendary long game in Shawshank Redemption to the brutal efficiency of John Wick, to the absolutely unhinged justice delivered in Game of Thrones, the guys break down what makes a revenge story truly unforgettable. We cover the most shocking, cathartic, and "OH YEAH!" revenge payoffs ever filmed — with plenty of arguments, hot takes, and Chris roasting Mike along the way. And as if that wasn't enough… our favorite ghost guest makes another mysterious appearance, floating into the studio with his own top revenge picks. Naturally, his list is WAY darker than anyone expected. We're not saying ghost energy is petty, but… he definitely has feelings about Jaws 4. You'll just have to hear it to believe it. If you love movies, surprises, or revenge served ice cold, this episode is for you. ⚡ Sponsored by 1Up Electric When your home needs an upgrade, repairs, or a full electrical overhaul, 1Up Electric is the power-up your house deserves. Fast, professional, and local — they'll keep your lights on, your outlets safe, and your projects running like a champ. 📞 417-207-2590 🌐 1upelectric.com

In this feast-filled episode of Squirrel Talk, Chris and Mike dive headfirst into the most controversial Thanksgiving ranking of all time. From the sacred staples to the questionable casseroles, the guys break down every major Thanksgiving dish and sort them into the official S–E tier list. Nothing is safe — not the turkey, not the cranberry sauce, not even the green bean casserole. S-tier legends are crowned, culinary villains are exposed, and lifelong friendships may or may not be tested over the placement of macaroni and cheese. Expect chaos, laughs, strong opinions, and the kind of heated debates usually reserved for family gatherings after too much pumpkin pie. Whether you're team ham, team rolls, or team "don't touch me with that Jell-O salad," this episode is the perfect warm-up for Thanksgiving week. Sponsored by 1Up Electric — "Powering Your Thanksgiving" This episode is brought to you by 1Up Electric, keeping your holidays lit — in the good way. Look, Thanksgiving is stressful enough. You've got 12 crockpots going, someone's frying a turkey outside, and the Cowboys game is about to start. The one thing you don't want is the power going out right when the rolls finally get golden brown. That's why you call 1Up Electric. They're local, fast, and reliable, making sure your home can handle every casserole, every light strand, and every hungry relative who plugs in their phone like they're charging a Tesla. So don't wait until your breaker trips during dessert. Call 1Up Electric at 417-207-2590 or visit 1upelectric.com. 1Up Electric — powering your Thanksgiving feast.

In this episode of Squirrel Talk, Chris and Mike dive headfirst into the bizarre world of completely made-up, absolutely ridiculous, zero-chance-of-being-taken-seriously fake cults. What starts as a simple idea turns into a full-blown spiral of nonsense as both hosts unveil their increasingly unhinged creations—from over-enthusiastic woodland worshippers to organizations with rules so weird even the founders would get kicked out. Chris presents his own gloriously absurd cult concept, while Mike comes armed with multiple fake cults of his own, each more chaotic and questionably structured than the last. Together they break down rituals, uniforms, commandments, sacred texts, ranking systems, initiation rites, and recruitment pitches in a way that only Squirrel Talk can: with maximum energy, minimal sanity, and zero theological accuracy. It's an episode where the only commandments are "Don't be normal" and "Wiggle your imaginary tail proudly." Whether you're here to laugh, to judge, or to reconsider your life choices, this one delivers. 📣 1Up Electric Sponsor Blurb Big thanks to our sponsor 1Up Electric—your go-to team for any electrical project, big or small. Whether you're upgrading your home, adding new lighting, or need someone who actually knows what they're doing (unlike Chris and Mike inventing cult rules), call 1Up Electric at 417-207-2590 or visit 1UpElectric.com. They'll power up your home the right way—no rituals required.

Chris and Mike bring you high-energy, hilarious, and unpredictable conversations about movies, games, pop culture, and life's weirdest moments. From epic movie quote battles to wild hypotheticals and laugh-out-loud debates, Squirrel Talk is equal parts funny, smart, and chaotic — guaranteed to entertain. Sponsored by 1Up Electric – Whether your lights flicker, your breakers trip, or you're just tired of guessing which fuse does what, 1Up Electric has you covered. Their team of professional, reliable electricians handles everything from small repairs to full rewiring, ensuring your home or business stays powered safely and efficiently. Call 417-207-2590 or visit 1UpElectric.com today — because even the brightest ideas need a reliable spark!

In this special Squirrel Talk SportsCenter edition, Chris and Mike confidently step into the world of professional sports journalism — despite knowing absolutely nothing. From Tom Brady's record-breaking golf stats to LeBron James' incredible 42nd NBA season with the Toronto Timberwolves, the guys deliver bold opinions, made-up stats, and unearned confidence across football, basketball, baseball, hockey, and the Olympics. As the "broadcast" unravels, so does their accuracy — and their sanity — culminating in debates over snow swimming, nap competitions, and the tragic downfall of the Florida Penguins. It's the sports show you never asked for but absolutely needed. This episode is powered by 1Up Electric, the real MVP keeping your home, business, and podcast fully charged. From rewiring your man cave to lighting up your next big project, trust the team that always brings the energy. Call 417-207-2590 or visit 1UpElectric.com — 1Up Electric, powering up the game since kickoff.

In this spine-tingling episode of Squirrel Talk, Chris and Mike dive into several real-life hauntings that have terrified locals and fascinated paranormal investigators for decades. From haunted hotels and restless spirits to cursed homes and ghostly legends that refuse to die — the guys cover it all. But things take a wild turn when a ghost named Phil decides to make his presence known mid-recording. That's right — Phil joins the show to share what it's really like on the other side, including a few chilling stories about the ghosts he knows from the haunted places we talked about. It's equal parts creepy, hilarious, and classic Squirrel Talk chaos. And of course, this episode is brought to you by 1Up Electric — keeping the lights on when things start going bump in the night.

This week on Squirrel Talk, Chris and Mike go full cryptid mode—trading tales of mythological creatures from bothNorth and South America! From Mexico's weeping ghost La Llorona and Brazil's backward-footed Curupira, to the icy forests where Bigfoot and Wendigo still roam, the guys compare legends, argue over which monsters they'd least want to meet in the dark, and laugh their way through some truly bizarre folklore. Expect spooky stories, wild speculation, and plenty of squirrel-level energy as they journey through jungles, mountains, and myths of the Americas. Sponsored by 1Up Electric — whether you're lighting up your home or trying to keep the Chupacabra away from your power lines, 1Up Electric has you covered. Professional, reliable, and shockingly good service every time. Visit 1upelectric.com or call 417-207-2590 to level up your electrical game today!

This week on Squirrel Talk, Chris and Mike take you on a wild ride through the world of theme parks! From unforgettable roller coasters and hilariously bad souvenirs to food adventures and those moments you can't plan for, we swap stories from our own theme park trips. It's all laughs, nostalgia, and a few "did that really happen?" moments as we talk about what makes theme parks so magical (and sometimes ridiculous). Grab a funnel cake, buckle in, and enjoy the ride—because this episode is nothing but fun. ⚡ Sponsored by 1Up Electric – Whether you need expert electrical work for your home or business, 1Up Electric has the power to keep your world running. Visit 1upelectric.com or call 417-207-2590 to level up your next project!

In this episode of Squirrel Talk, Chris and Mike crack open the time capsule of Saturday mornings and weeknight syndication to revisit the shows and cartoons that were once huge but have since slipped into the dusty corners of pop culture memory. From transforming cars and hologram knights of the 80s to eco-warriors, biker mice, and way too many TMNT knock-offs of the early 90s, we're diving into the wild, weird, and wonderful world of TV you probably forgot even existed. Expect a lot of "Oh yeah, I remember that!" moments and plenty of laughs as we debate which shows deserved to be remembered—and which should've stayed obscure. 1Up Electric Blurb This episode is powered by our friends at 1Up Electric—the pros who bring the spark back to your home or business. Whether you need an upgrade, repair, or a full installation, they've got the experience to keep the lights on and the good times rolling. Call 417-207-2590 or visit 1upelectric.com to level up your power today.

n this episode of Squirrel Talk, Chris and Mike dive into their favorite books and the stories that have stuck with them over the years. From childhood classics to epic adventures, we swap titles, share memories, and talk about why certain books leave such a lasting impact. Whether you're a lifelong reader or just looking for your next good pick, this episode is full of laughs, nostalgia, and plenty of squirrelly tangents along the way. And a special thanks to our sponsor, 1Up Electric. Just like a good book keeps the story flowing, 1Up keeps the power flowing in your home or business. Call 417-207-2590 or visit 1upelectric.com and let them know Squirrel Talk sent you!

In this episode of Squirrel Talk, Chris and Mike go all-in on squirrel facts — the weird, the surprising, and the downright hilarious. From why squirrels zig-zag when they run, to how they accidentally plant millions of trees, to the secret reason some of them glow pink under UV light, we dive deep into the world of our furry, nut-stashing neighbors. Recorded on location at The Black Squirrel coffee shop in Bolivar, Missouri — one of the rare spots in the U.S. where black squirrels can actually be found — this episode is packed with fun knowledge and plenty of laughs. Sponsor Blurb: This episode is powered by our friends at 1Up Electric. Whether you need wiring done right, upgrades to your home or business, or just a trustworthy team to handle your next project, 1Up Electric has you covered. Call them today at 417-207-2590 or visit 1upelectric.com.

In this episode of Squirrel Talk, Chris and Mike dive into their perfect day of food. From breakfast through late-night snacks, they walk through all the meals they'd love to eat in a single day, mixing in nostalgia from their youth and favorite spots along the way. From comfort food classics to unforgettable local bites, this episode is guaranteed to make you hungry right along with them. Sponsor Shoutout: Big thanks to our sponsor, 1Up Electric! Whether it's your home, office, or next big project, the pros at 1Up Electric bring energy you can count on. Visit www.1upelectric.com or call 417-207-2590 to power up with the best.

Chris and Mike throw history's greatest minds, leaders, and outlaws into the ultimate royal rumble of chaos. From Einstein throwing haymakers of logic, to Julius Caesar barking orders mid-fight, to Blackbeard swinging in with pirate fury—this episode spirals into hilarious, unpredictable madness as everyone battles for the crown of history's last legend standing. Who survives? Who gets hilariously outmatched? And who takes the glory in the most ridiculous crossover ever? Tune in to find out. Brought to you by 1Up Electric – powering your world with expert electrical services, from simple fixes to major upgrades. Call 417-207-2590 or visit www.1upelectric.com to level up your home or business.

Sometimes the best episodes are just hanging out and catching up. In this laid-back edition of Squirrel Talk, Chris and Mike slow things down to swap stories, share laughs, and talk about how life's been going lately. From everyday randomness to genuine conversations, this one feels like pulling up a chair with two old friends. Sponsor Shoutout: A huge thank you to our sponsor, 1Up Electric – powering the Ozarks with quality electrical work you can trust. Whether it's residential, commercial, or industrial, 1Up Electric brings top-notch service and expertise. Check them out at www.1upelectric.com or give them a call at 417-207-2590.

In this episode, Chris and Mike dive into the world of legendary comebacks — from TV shows and movies to products and brands that disappeared, only to rise again. We cover the successes (Futurama, Doctor Who, Cobra Kai) and the total flops (History of the World, Part II, Knight Rider 2008, we're looking at you). Chris brought the facts, Mike brought his own AI research, and together we compared notes — sometimes matching up perfectly, other times going way off the rails. Along the way, we geek out over Animaniacs (with ratings, viewership stats, and some hard truths about the reboot), speculate about Spaceballs 2, and laugh our way through why some reboots hit hard while others crash faster than the XFL. It's all about nostalgia, surprise returns, and the weird ways pop culture refuses to stay dead. And of course, this episode is powered by our friends at 1Up Electric — bringing the power back like a comeback done right.

This week, Chris and Mike put each other through the ultimate guessing game—answering ridiculous questions without actually hearing them. The result? Pure, unfiltered chaos. From spirit animals with questionable hygiene to raccoon battles in Waffle Houses, neither one of us had any idea what the other was asking… but that didn't stop us from confidently shouting our answers. (Fun fact: Mike got really loud when he couldn't hear—like "trying to order at a drive-thru during a hurricane" loud.) Sponsored by 1Up Electric – Whether you need new wiring, a panel upgrade, or just someone who won't yell random answers while fixing your outlets, 1Up Electric has you covered. Call 417-207-2590 or visit 1upelectric.com to level up your home or business's electrical game.

What do you get when you cross a war epic with Muppets and sprinkle in some highly questionable Hollywood sequels? You get this week's episode of Squirrel Talk! Chris and Mike take on the Stanley Rubric: War Movie Edition, grading ridiculous (but amazing) concepts like Saving Private Rizzo and Full Felt Jacket, where one lone human actor leads a battalion of felt and foam. But that's not all—we also break down the best sequels ever made, from The Empire Strikes Back to The Dark Knight, and roast the worst ones (Speed 2, we're looking at you). Some sequels deserve Oscars. Others deserve to be buried in the backyard behind the shed. ⚡️ Brought to you by 1Up Electric Just like a good sequel, you want your electrical work done right the first time AND the second. Whether it's panel upgrades, EV chargers, or rewiring that kitchen you swore you'd fix in 2022 — 1Up Electric powers your life with professionalism and precision. 📞 417-207-2590 | 🌐 www.1upElectric.com

In this hilarious episode of Squirrel Talk, Chris and Mike go head-to-head in a literary showdown of the weirdest kind. Armed with help from their AI co-pilots, each host brings a mix of bizarre, ridiculous, and unbelievable book titles—some 100% real, others completely made up. The challenge? Decipher which ones are legit and which ones are fiction. From psychic Sasquatches to engine-block cooking, you'll be shocked by what actually exists on bookstore shelves. Will Chris catch Mike in a lie? Will Mike sniff out a fake from Chris? You'll have to tune in to find out. 🌀 Bonus: You'll leave this episode with a reading list you didn't know you needed… or wanted. 🎧 Brought to you by 1Up Electric — for all your residential and commercial electrical needs, trust the pros who always level up. Call 417-207-2590 or visit www.1upelectric.com.

In this wildly entertaining episode, Chris and Mike throw sixteen of the most iconic fast food and cereal mascots into a no-holds-barred tournament to see who would come out on top. From tiger-powered takedowns to rainbow-fueled chaos, the bracket is full of surprising matchups, ridiculous stats, and plenty of passionate debate. The rules are loose, the logic is questionable, and the laughs are non-stop as the guys battle their way through the ultimate mascot showdown—comparing their picks to a simulated AI tournament based purely on stats. Who wins? You'll have to listen to find out. But one thing's for sure… you'll never look at a drive-thru the same way again. 💡 This episode is powered by 1Up Electric – Local. Licensed. Legendary. Whether it's a home upgrade or a total rewire, they'll help you level up your power. Call 417-207-2590 or visit 1upElectric.com.

In this episode of Squirrel Talk, Chris dives into several inventions from the last 40–50 years that were once considered completely dumb, unnecessary, or downright ridiculous—but now we literally can't imagine life without them. From smartphones and robot vacuums to Crocs and QR codes, these modern marvels went from punchlines to power moves. Meanwhile, Mike brings in his energy with a competing list generated by his AI... featuring inventions that sound like they came from a late-night infomercial or the back page of a SkyMall magazine. Think more "useless but somehow real" energy—like umbrellas for shoes or bacon-scented alarm clocks. So if you're wondering how we got from mocking voice assistants to yelling "Hey Alexa, where are my pants?"—this is the episode for you. We debate, we roast, we appreciate just how weird and wonderful modern life is. 💡 Sponsor Shoutout Big thanks to 1Up Electric, powering homes, businesses, and podcasts that can't stay on topic. Whether you're rewiring your house or just trying to understand how electricity even works (same), hit up www.1upelectric.com or call 417-207-2590. Tell them Squirrel Talk sent you—then immediately get distracted by something else.

In this hilariously enlightening episode of Squirrel Talk, Mike puts Chris to the test with a list of common idioms — phrases we all use but rarely stop to think about. From "break a leg" to "kick the bucket," Mike reads each idiom aloud, and Chris tries (and usually fails) to guess where it came from and how it was first used. The two go back and forth with wild theories before uncovering the actual origin stories behind these quirky sayings. If you've ever wondered why we say someone has "skeletons in the closet" or what it really means to "pull someone's leg," this one's for you. Get ready for laughs, surprises, and a little bit of accidental education. Spoiler alert: Chris was wrong a lot. 🔌 Sponsored by 1Up Electric Need a spark? Call 1Up Electric – Southwest Missouri's go-to crew for high-quality residential and commercial electrical work. Whether you're wiring a new home, upgrading your panel, or need help installing that fancy chandelier your spouse picked out, 1Up has your back. Fast, friendly, and fully charged. 📞 417-207-2590 🌐 www.1upelectric.com

In this fiery episode of Squirrel Talk, Chris and Mike take on their own version of the infamous Hot Ones challenge—eating wings coated in increasingly scorching hot sauces, ending with one that hits a brutal 1,000,000 Scoville units. But the heat isn't just on their tongues… it's on their hearts too. The twist? All the questions come straight from their wives. As the wings get hotter, so do the questions—ranging from hilarious to heartfelt, embarrassing to surprisingly deep. Can they handle the heat without tapping out? Can they survive the spicy gauntlet and stay honest under marital interrogation? Grab some milk, brace yourself for some laughs, and join them for one of the most revealing and ridiculous Squirrel Talk episodes yet. 1up Electric!  Whether your breaker's acting up or your lights are flickering like you're being interrogated mid-hot sauce challenge, 1Up Electric brings the spark without the burn. Fast, friendly, and shockingly reliable, they're the MVPs of Southwest Missouri when it comes to keeping your home or business running strong. Need power you can count on? Call 1Up Electric at 417-207-2590 and tell 'em Squirrel Talk sent you. 1Up Electric – We Level Up Your Power.

In this hilariously painful episode of Squirrel Talk, Chris and Mike go head-to-head in a no-holds-barred Try Not to Laugh Challenge featuring some of the worst (or best?) dad jokes ever told. From pun-ishing puns to groan-worthy one-liners, it's a battle of wills and bad humor. Can they keep a straight face? Or will the power of a truly awful joke break them? Tune in to find out—and maybe play along if you dare. 🔌 1Up Electric Sponsor Blurb This episode is powered by 1Up Electric, your go-to crew for all things residential and commercial electrical work. From panel upgrades to emergency repairs, they do it all—safely, professionally, and with top-tier customer service. Call 417-207-2590 or visit 1upelectric.com to schedule a quote today. 1Up Electric — Level up your power.

In this episode of Squirrel Talk, Chris and Mike go head-to-head in a global guessing game of absurdity. From mysterious inventions to downright bizarre products from around the world, the guys take turns reading cryptic descriptions and trying to figure out what in the world the other is talking about. Is it wearable? Is it edible? Is it something no one should have ever invented? Probably yes to all of the above. Play along as we try to outguess, out-weird, and out-laugh each other in this international tour of ridiculousness. Sponsored by 1Up Electric Before you plug in whatever strange contraption you've got going on — make sure your wiring can handle it. 1Up Electric is your go-to for professional, reliable electrical work in Southwest Missouri. Call 417-207-2590 or visit 1upelectric.com. Level up your power — with 1Up.

In this definitely human-written, not even remotely AI-generated episode of Squirrel Talk, Chris and Mike bring you some deeply educational content—like why the Catholic Church once put a corpse on trial (spoiler: the corpse lost), how a whale explosion rained down calamity on Oregon, and why Australia had to surrender to a bunch of angry emus. It's the kind of hard-hitting, factual journalism your high school textbooks were too afraid to cover. Then—because historical trauma just isn't relaxing enough—we pivot like pros into Fictional Vacations. Ever wanted to sip blue milk on Tatooine? Get mildly harassed by hobbits in the Shire? Or ride velociraptors in Jurassic Park with full confidence that "they've definitely got the security figured out this time"? We've got you. And we're packing sunscreen. Basically, this episode is like National Geographic meets fan fiction... with snacks. 🔥 Sponsored by 1Up Electric If your house is powered like a medieval candle factory, it's time to level up. 1Up Electric is your local, no-BS electrician serving Southwest Missouri. Whether you need a panel upgrade or you're finally wiring your secret lightsaber lab, they'll make sure you don't end up on the next "weird history" episode. Call 417-207-2590 or visit www.1upelectric.com. Power up with 1Up Electric.

This week on Squirrel Talk, Chris and Mike are joined by a very special guest—Jim Bultas! Jim's been friends with Mike for over 20 years, and together they've done it all: made short films, played in bands, and now? They're jumping into fantasy storytelling chaos. We kick things off with several epic first and last sentences from imaginary books—but there's a catch: we don't know what happens in between. So what do we do? We make it up, of course. Sword-wielding orphans, talking daggers, moody storms, and cursed forests—nothing is safe from our ridiculous imagination. From plot holes you could drive a dragon through to characters that may or may not have been based on Jim's high school band days, this episode is equal parts creative writing, improv comedy, and nostalgic chaos. 📖✨ Come for the stories, stay for the squirrel-brained tangents. 🔌 Sponsored by 1Up Electric Are your lights flickering like a haunted tavern in Chapter 3? Don't worry—1Up Electric has the magic touch! They're the real MVPs of home power-ups, serving Southwest Missouri with legendary electrical service. Call 417-207-2590 or visit 1UpElectric.com and tell them Squirrel Talk sent you!

In this surreal and unexpectedly heartfelt episode of Squirrel Talk, the usual banter between Chris and Mike takes a turn for the cosmic as they're joined by two remote guests—Karnex and Luna—calling in from entirely different dimensions of thought. One claims to be drifting through the silence of deep space, the other nestled in a Seattle café with rain tapping on the glass. What starts as a casual exchange quickly evolves into a hypnotic interplay of wit, existential musing, and low-key rivalry. The guests don't just speak—they resonate, swapping stories about grief, chaos, and the odd poetry of human absurdity. Listeners are treated to a strange chemistry between these two otherworldly voices. Their cadence alternates between cryptic insight and sharp sarcasm, occasionally leaving Chris and Mike to wonder if they've summoned something else entirely. Whether it's a flirtation or a feud (or something older and unknowable), the vibe is weird, intimate, and deeply entertaining. This is Squirrel Talk at its most experimental—and maybe its most revealing. Don't forget to check out our sponsor 1up Electric at 417-207-2590 or 1upelectric.com 

In this absolutely elevated episode of Squirrel Talk, Chris and Mike dive into one burning question: Is it a weed dispensary… or a church? From "Praise & Blaze" to "Living Waters," we play the ultimate guessing game with names that toe the line between high and holy. Expect lots of laughter, ridiculous debates, and a few revelations (divine or otherwise). We also test each other with our new favorite game: High or Holy?—where you guess whether a quote came from a sermon or a stoner. If you've ever thought your youth pastor and your weed guy sound suspiciously similar… this one's for you. 🔌 Sponsored by 1Up Electric Big thanks to our friends at 1Up Electric—your go-to pros for anything with a wire. Whether you're upgrading your home, building something new, or just tired of tripping breakers every time you microwave a Hot Pocket, call 1Up. They bring the power to your projects. ⚡ 📞 Call them at 417-207-2590 or visit 1upelectric.com

Grab your lightsabers and buckle up in your X-Wing—Chris and Mike go full Jedi (and a little bit Sith) in this galaxy-sized Squirrel Talk episode! This May the 4th special delivers nonstop nerdy fun. We also throw down in a Star Wars trivia challenge, with questions ranging from Padawan-level to Jedi Master insanity. Whether you're a casual fan or fluent in Wookiee, this one's for you. ⚡ Sponsored by 1Up Electric Big thanks to 1Up Electric, your go-to for expert residential and commercial electrical work in Southwest Missouri. These guys are faster than the Millennium Falcon making the Kessel Run—give them a call at 417-207-2590 or visit 1upelectric.com and tell them Squirrel Talk sent you!

This week on Squirrel Talk, Chris and Mike dives deep into the shadowy corners of folklore with a chilling list of lesser-known cryptids that are definitely real, widely reported, and somehow completely unfamiliar to you all. From the eerily motionless Stillroot to the reflection-bound entity known as The Mirrored, these are the creatures whispered about in online forums, old newspaper clippings, and maybe even your grandma's bedtime warnings. Try to keep up (and maintain his grip on reality), as we play the role of totally-confident cryptid connoisseur, expertly blurring the lines between urban legend and pure gaslight. No research, no prep — just improv storytelling, deep lore energy, and total commitment to the bit. Trust us: by the end of this episode, even you will wonder if you've heard of The Ashfield Whistler before. Sponsored by 1Up Electric – Whether you're running a podcast studio, a small business, or just trying to keep the lights on during your own blackout encounter with The Dimming Man, 1Up Electric has your back. Honest work, expert service, and zero creepy lantern spirits. 📞 Call 417-207-2590 or visit www.1upelectric.com

In this episode of Squirrel Talk, Chris and Mike dive headfirst into the wonderfully wild world of the Darwin Awards—honoring those who've improved humanity by… accidentally removing themselves from it. We go back and forth describing some of the most legendary award-winners, from rocket-powered cars and vending machine revenge to DIY aviation and cobra kisses. But there's a twist—each story is told just vague enough for the other person to guess what went wrong. Spoiler: it's usually everything. Laugh, cringe, and maybe rethink that sketchy home project while we celebrate the bold, the bizarre, and the biologically eliminated. 💡 SPONSORED BY 1Up Electric If you're feeling inspired by any of these stories—don't be. Let 1Up Electric handle your wiring, lighting, and all things electrical without landing you on next year's Darwin Awards list. 📞 Call 417-207-2590 or visit www.1upelectric.com and let the pros light up your life—safely.

n this episode, we welcome a longtime friend of cohost Mike—Eddie Warren, one of the founders of the Missouri Ghostbusters! Eddie's not just a mega-fan of the Ghostbusters franchise, he's also a fellow nerd at heart who shares a love for the kind of fandoms and fun we live for here on Squirrel Talk. We dive into Eddie's origin story—how he got into cosplay, conventions, building proton packs, and connecting with others who share his passion. Then, with Eddie joining the chaos, we jump into the ultimate Ghost Movie Madness Bracket Showdown! Sixteen movies, four categories, one ghostly champion. From The Sixth Sense to Beetlejuice, The Conjuring, and even Casper, we debate, laugh, and maybe even make a few controversial cuts. 👻🎬 You're not gonna want to miss this one.

In this high-voltage episode of Squirrel Talk, Chris and Mike each share their top 5 favorite bands, along with a favorite song from each. From alt-rock and ska to pop-punk and beyond, we dive into the music that shaped us—plus, we throw in a few honorable mentions that deserve a shoutout. It's a nostalgic, loud, and slightly chaotic trip down musical memory lane. This episode is powered by our sponsor 1Up Electric—the rockstars of the electrical world. Whether you need wiring, upgrades, or just a little spark in your life, hit up 1Up Electric at 417-207-2590 or www.1upelectric.com. Turn it up and tune in—this one's got all the right vibes.

In this episode of Squirrel Talk, Mike and Chris take a deep dive into some of their all-time favorite video games! From classic RPGs to open-world adventures, they reminisce about the games that shaped their love for gaming, sharing personal stories, epic moments, and the reasons why these titles left such a lasting impact. Expect plenty of nostalgia, debates over the best mechanics, and maybe even some hot takes! What games left the biggest impact on you? Join the conversation and let us know! Sponsored by 1Up Electric Need a power-up in real life? 1Up Electric has you covered! Whether it's residential, commercial, or industrial electrical work, their expert team provides reliable service with a gamer's precision. Level up your electrical needs today—visit www.1upelectric.com or call 417-207-2590.

In this mind-bending episode of Squirrel Talk, Mike and Chris dive deep into the bizarre world of the Mandela Effect— where memories don't always match reality. From the Berenstain Bears debacle to Pikachu's missing tail, they unpack several of the most popular Mandela Effect examples and challenge each other (and the listeners!) to guess what's real and what's just a glitch in the Matrix. Spoiler alert: You'll never look at the Monopoly Man the same way again! Sponsored by 1Up Electric Think your memory's playing tricks on you? Don't let your electrical system do the same! Whether it's upgrades, troubleshooting, or new installs, 1Up Electric makes sure your power is as reliable as ever. Call 417-207-2590 or visit www.1upelectric.com today.