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STAB! Cuts
by John Ross and Jesse Jones
It's like the STAB! Podcast, except small and easier to swallow. It's STAB! Cuts!STAB! brings together writers, stand ups and other regional gems to partake in a darkly intelligent live comedy panel show. Described as "Incisive wit that cuts to the bone." by the Sacramento News & Review, STAB's! off-beat format allows panelists 24 to 48 hours to create their own unique takes on various random prompts. Ranging from the online dating profile of The Virgin Mary to the tourism guide of Super Mario Brothers Level 1-1, STAB! is a celebration of all things everything; it's like a jazz funeral for the collective conscience.Find us on iTunes, Stitcher, SoundCloud and YouTube.
Episodes
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Nick Pettigrew - Frank's Franks Steamer
"Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent. Fancy some fully funny frank frivolity?…
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Molly Doan - A Lifted 2020 Super Duty Ford F-350 Platinum Everest Edition
"Dating Profiles of the Fictional and or Non-Fictional" pretty much says it all. Our comics are asked to create online dating profiles for anything from celebrities to inanimate objects. Big trucks have big needs! And if you're gonna try to get under the hood of THIS Lifted 2020 Super Duty Ford...
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Eric Barger - IANALB
"Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent. Sometimes jokes can go too far, even when...
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Court Hansen - The Periodic Table Of Elements
With "Write a Poem About It" STAB! wordsmiths are asked to spin verse of either the Angry, Erotic, or Instructional variety. Slam, sonnet, free verse, all styles are welcome, how ever the words move them. Science and comedy share so many elements. Like manganese and neon. Court Hansen expresses…
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Jesse Jones - SillyJokesylvania
In STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them. Come see what everybody's groaning about in...
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Stephen Ferris - Compression Socks
With "Write a Poem About It" STAB! wordsmiths are asked to spin verse of either the Angry, Erotic, or Instructional variety. Slam, sonnet, free verse, all styles are welcome, how ever the words move them. Even Stephen Ferris can't believe what he's about to read, in this ode to the tight,...
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Edgar Granados - Acid Jazz
"Dating Profiles of the Fictional and or Non-Fictional" pretty much says it all. Our comics are asked to create online dating profiles for anything from celebrities to inanimate objects. Funkalicious beats, rock climbing, COOKING! Edgar Granados invites you to get to know Acid Jazz, learn to fly…
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Jesse Jones - POOP
"Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent. There are a lot of ways to resolve…
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Chris Emery - Bagel Bites
With "Write a Poem About It" STAB! wordsmiths are asked to spin verse of either the Angry, Erotic, or Instructional variety. Slam, sonnet, free verse, all styles are welcome, how ever the words move them. It's not that Chris Emery was the first to see it, but he WAS the first to articulate the...
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Joe-Joe Louis - Joe-Joe-A-Ville
In STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them. Have you always thought a place with streets lined...
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Jesse Jones - Middle School Bully
"Dating Profiles of the Fictional and or Non-Fictional" pretty much says it all. Our comics are asked to create online dating profiles for anything from celebrities to inanimate objects. Hey dork! Listen to Jesse Jones tell you about the internal conflicts that a middle school bully has to deal...
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Jordan Gannon - Yoga Pants
With "Write a Poem About It" STAB! wordsmiths are asked to spin verse of either the Angry, Erotic, or Instructional variety. Slam, sonnet, free verse, all styles are welcome, how ever the words move them. It's a poem two-fer! Jordan Gannon just couldn't poetically express himself properly with a...
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Tyler Kinney - Catfisherman
"Celebration Time"/"This Was Today Once" invites guests to share how they are, will or have celebrated historic or not so historic moments that just so happened to fall on the day of the show. Tyler Kinney uses the power of misrepresentation to build an empire on Catfish Day. So many jet skis and...
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Danielle Mandella - A Tampon
"Dating Profiles of the Fictional and or Non-Fictional" pretty much says it all. Our comics are asked to create online dating profiles for anything from celebrities to inanimate objects. Sometimes you just need a cozy night in, with a little sip of red. Danielle Mandella shares the dating profile...
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Alfonso Portela - Twas The Night Before Christmas
With "Write a Poem About It" STAB! wordsmiths are asked to spin verse of either the Angry, Erotic, or Instructional variety. Slam, sonnet, free verse, all styles are welcome, how ever the words move them. Alfonso Portela gives a fresh re-interpretation of a holiday classic, telling the story of…
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Jesse Jones - Inverse Fellatio
"Celebration Time"/"This Was Today Once" invites guests to share how they are, will or have celebrated historic or not so historic moments that just so happened to fall on the day of the show. Behold the decree of High Emperor Groucho the Second (Jesse Jones)! No, you'll actually like the…
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Ben Feldman - B-52s-atopia
In STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them. Get in your car which has been likened in size, to…
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Tyler Kinney - The Virgin Mary
"Dating Profiles of the Fictional and or Non-Fictional" pretty much says it all. Our comics are asked to create online dating profiles for anything from celebrities to inanimate objects. It's tough to get back out there after one of the most famous cases of immaculate infidelity in the history of...
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Jesse Jones - Front Row Professionals
"Location, Location, Location" gives our comedians the task of selling us on why we should come to their business, despite it's less than ideal location. Hey pally, you need a little help in your kingdom of squares? Well then let Jesse Jones tell you all about deez guys he knows at Front Row...
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Alfonso Portela - Vlad The Impaler
In "Vows to an Asshole" panelists are presented with a universally recognized asshole, to whom they will be professing their undying love and commitment in their own personally prepared wedding vows. Under this altar of woven limbs, Alfonso Portela proclaims his love for Vlad the Impaler to be…
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Zach Coles - Panda Express
"Location, Location, Location" gives our comedians the task of selling us on why we should come to their business, despite it's less than ideal location. Zach's not a smart man, but what he does know is tasty. So come on down to one of his three Panda Express locations in this world where all the...
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Cheryl Anderson - Parking Enforcement Officer
In "Vows to an Asshole" panelists are presented with a universally recognized asshole, to whom they will be professing their undying love and commitment in their own personally prepared wedding vows. Here Cheryl Anderson reads her heart felt vows to a Parking Enforcement Officer, it is a love…
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Alfonso Portela - TWA
"Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent. It's difficult, being a person of any color...
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Jesse Jones - HTTP
"Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent. Heterosexual threesomes can be fraught with...
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Jesse Jones - El Diablo Tiene Un Palo Polla (The Devil Has A Dick Stick)
In "Movie Make Up", comics are given movie titles, which we (John) have (has) made up, and are then asked to give a synopsis of that new movie, from any genre or style that they so choose, inspired by the fake title. There is an old Spanish Folktale that is known by Jesse Jones which speaks of…
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Edgar Granados - Harold L. Vape Vaperman's House Of Vape
"Location, Location, Location" gives our comedians the task of selling us on why we should come to their business, despite it's less than ideal location. Hey, hi, hi. Need vape supplies? Need lunch? Edgar Granados wants, he NEEDS you to come to Harold L. Vaperman's House of Vape! These prices are...
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Nick Brunner - Loaves and Fishnets
"Location, Location, Location" gives our comedians the task of selling us on why we should come to their business, despite it's less than ideal location. English and brethren alike, Nick Brunner invites you to enjoy the fellowship of Honest Abraham Yoder's Loaves and Fishnets for the finest in…
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Tyler Kinney - The Isle Of Soft Rock
In STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them. COME, join Tyler Kinney on the Isle of Soft Rock...
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Jesse Jones - Bill Jackson's Unsupervised Daughter Abductiporium
"Location, Location, Location" gives our comedians the task of selling us on why we should come to their business, despite it's less than ideal location. Daughters! Get YOUR daughters here! Jesse Jones introduces you to suspicious unmarked vans and the daughters that used to be yours in Bill...
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Edgar Granados - A Very Gonzo Canseco Birthday Bash
"Celebration Time"/"This Was Today Once" invites guests to share how they are, will or have celebrated historic or not so historic moments that just so happened to fall on the day of the show. Edgar Granados buys a ticket and takes the ride through a twisted celebration of the birthday of the...
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Jordan Gannon - RSVP
"Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent. Let Jordan Gannon introduce you to…
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Josh Kinkade - ODB
"Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent. Early 90s Long Island hasidic hip-hop was...
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Jesse Jones - PG - 13
"Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent. Jesse Jones introduces you to the kick ass...
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Tyler Kinney - East Suicide City
In STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them. Tyler Kinney invites you to the only place you...
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Luke Soin - ItsNeverGoingToBeMoreThanAHobby.com
"Location, Location, Location" gives our comedians the task of selling us on why we should come to their business, despite it's less than ideal location. Ever wanted to make it in the entertainment industry but knew you weren't? Well Luke Soin has just the talent agency for you. Bring your…
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Bill Wallis - LMNOP
"Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent. If you're going to a pet store, you damn…
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Jesse Jones - Gary Davidson's Tire Care Center And Discount Dojoarium
"Location, Location, Location" gives our comedians the task of selling us on why we should come to their business, despite it's less than ideal location. You wanna learn the mystical arts of self defense? Sure you do. Bojuka, Nindokai, Kajukenbo? Gary knows all that shit. So come on down to Gary...
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Alfonso Portela - Dr Portela's Tongueless Speech Therapy
"Location, Location, Location" gives our comedians the task of selling us on why we should come to their business, despite it's less than ideal location. Hi, Dr. Alfonso Portela, speech pathologist and hater of flappy hands would like to show you his tried and true methods for helping the...
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Stephen Ferris - NRA
"Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent. In this fortunately misunderstood mashup of...
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Jesse Jones - Yuri's House Of Previously Unthinkable Style
"Location, Location, Location" gives our comedians the task of selling us on why we should come to their business, despite it's less than ideal location. Everyone needs to keep up with the latest fashions, even in the aftermath of the most terrible nuclear accident in the history of man (or…
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Jaclyn Weiand - The Island Of Fuckin' Cool Stuff
In STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them. Wanna see some really fuckin' cool stuff that isn't...
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Tyler Kinney - Orangi Town Laundromat
"Location, Location, Location" gives our comedians the task of selling us on why we should come to their business, despite it's less than ideal location. Hear how Tyler Kinney will drag your Chicago Bulls t-shirts through the sad, godforsaken waters of his Orangi Town Laundromat for just ONE...
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Jesse Jones - IUD
"Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent. Jesse Jones shares with the gathered…
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Joe-Joe Louis - Normandy
In STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them. Joe-Joe Louis invites you to the town of Normandy....
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Luke Soin - TikiBarberopolis
In STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them. Luke Soin invites us to experience the NEW tight,...
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Jesse Jones - Super Mario Brothers Level 1-1
In STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them. Come, visit one of the most popular destinations in...
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Jon Gomora - Sassyburgh
In STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them. Jon Gomora would like to invite you to stay away…
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Jordan Gannon - MSNBC
"Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent. Jordan Gannon introduces young CHAMPS to…
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Jesse Jones - The Chosen Peep Hole
"Location, Location, Location" gives our comedians the task of selling us on why we should come to their business, despite it's less than ideal location. Come to the finest non-rubble gentlemen's club in the whole of the disputed Gaza strip! Jesse Jones sells you on all its amenities. Hear the…
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Tyler Kinney - Ikea Dubai
"Location, Location, Location" gives our comedians the task of selling us on why we should come to their business, despite it's less than ideal location. Really need to snazzy up the foyer of your mega yacht so as to avoid razzing from tuna magnates? Tyler Kinney has just the place to fill all…
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It's like the STAB! Podcast, except small and easier to swallow. It's STAB! Cuts!STAB! brings together writers, stand ups and other regional gems to partake in a darkly intelligent live comedy panel show. Described as "Incisive wit that cuts to the bone." by the Sacramento News & Review, STAB's! off-beat format allows panelists 24 to 48 hours to create their own unique takes on various random prompts. Ranging from the online dating profile of The Virgin Mary to the tourism guide of Super Mario Brothers Level 1-1, STAB! is a celebration of all things everything; it's like a jazz funeral for the collective conscience.Find us on iTunes, Stitcher, SoundCloud and YouTube.
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John Ross and Jesse Jones
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It's like the STAB! Podcast, except small and easier to swallow. It's STAB! Cuts!STAB! brings together writers, stand ups and other regional gems to partake in a darkly intelligent live comedy panel show. Described as "Incisive wit that cuts to the bone." by the Sacramento News & Review, STAB's!...
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