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Stabby Stabby
by Greg, Eric and Dan
Part Mystery Science Theater 3000, part dark-back-room-at-the-blockbuster, join Greg, Eric, and Dan who pass their time trapped in a mysterious underground VHS rental store watching obscure horror, exploitation, video nasties, or whatever else catches their attention. Ranked #11 best horror film podcast globally, we laugh, share beers, and break down under-seen gems scene by scene, all while being monitored by a magical anthropomorphic mole man. Next movie announced every Wednesday, new episodes every Monday. Follow us on Instagram @stabbypod and on Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/dp1AC
Episodes
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Harry and the Hendersons Patreon Teaser
Stabby Stabby is back...as a Greg's Cryptid Corner Patreon-exclusive series! To unlock this and every future Stabby Stabby episode, along with the Greg's Cryptid Corner news series GCCNN, support Greg's Cryptid Corner for as little as $2 on Patreon: http://patreon.com/gregscryptidcorner On this...
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The 5th Annual Hugo Awards (and the podcast finale)
Here it is -- the final Stabby Stabby episode. But before it's all over, we're delivering one final Hugo Awards, celebrating our 5th year's worth of movies. Who was the best director, what was our favorite movie, and what movie had our favorite nudity?! Check it out to find out. But we would be...
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JAWS (1975): Farewell and Adieu
In this penultimate, special episode of Stabby Stabby, the boys are joined by old friend Moleman to finally tackle a movie we’ve referenced, revered, and maybe been a little afraid to cover for years: JAWS. With eviction looming, there’s time for one last VHS to pop into the VCR. What follows is…
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The Lighthouse (2019): Don't ye like me lobster?
Well, here we are, on episode 248 of Stabby Stabby and about to be thrown out of the movie hole. Today, the boys come to terms with the impending end of the podcast by continuing to watch their favorite movies. This week, Dan picks 2019's horror masterpiece The Lighthouse, sending them on a...
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The Return of the Living Dead (1985): All we need is braaaaiiiiinnnnnnsss
Things are looking dire down in the Molehole, and while Eric's out looking for a new place to live, we decide to try to cheer Greg up by finally watching his favorite movie of all time, The Return of the Living Dead (1985)! We get down to talking about all the zombie tropes introduced in the…
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The Day of the Beast (1995): Oh Holy Crap!
It's the most wonderful time of the year, but we get some bad news in the mole-mail! As we ponder our future, we try to lift our Christmas spirits by watching 1995's The Day of the Beast, a movie that involves the burning of homeless people, a quest to find the anti-Christ, and acid...a lot of...
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Tetsuo: The Iron Man (1989): Who wants a body, anyway
Metal metal everywhere and not a drop inside my body cuz it's Tetsuo time. This week we're inspired by a new arm to finally dive into the 1989 classic experimental film Tetsuo: The Iron Man. Can we parse its mysteries? Actually, maybe yes! Maybe? But also we chat body horror, experimental film...
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The Night God Screamed (1971): A cult of personality
The story so far: Trapped in an underground video store run by an anthropomorphic Mole Man, three men make the best of their situation... After Greg had his soul sucked into the body of a porcelain doll, the boys developed a plan to create a cult and siphon money from the gullible mole-people!…
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Happy Birthday to Me (1981): Stabby birthday to Greg!
Guess what?! We missed Greg’s birthday—so he’s throwing his own party, and the celebration involves watching the 1981 Canadian slasher Happy Birthday to Me. This week we dig into what makes a giallo a giallo, the gore that got chopped from the final cut, our very classy English pubs, the…
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In My Skin (2002): Skin chips and pool bullies
Hello! What a beautiful day. How would you like to ruin it by watching a New French Extreme film called In My Skin? I'm kidding, but yeah it's a doozy. This week, we break down the feminist body horror film and talk about the drudgery of work, the problem of finding self-worth in the eyes of...
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The Strangeness (1985): Spelunksploitation
The story so far: Trapped in an underground video store run by an anthropomorphic Mole Man, three men make the best of their situation... This week, we're looking for something dark, and nothing is darker than a movie that takes place in a cave with little-to-no lighting, so we check out The...
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A Zed & Two Noughts (1985): What's a few spermatozoa among brothers?
The boys suit up for a cuddle party inside a custom-sewn pajama onesie crafted by Eric himself, and settle in to watch Peter Greenaway’s 1985 arthouse oddity A Zed and Two Noughts. Along the way, they wrestle with time-lapse photography of real decaying animals, an onslaught of wieners, porno–Wes...
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Dolls (1987): Three men and a Sandbags
The story so far: With Sellout October behind the boys, they settle into what they think will be a regular day, but little do they know that someone new is about to fall into their lives... Hello! You know dolls. The toys, I mean. Yeah, you do. Know who else knows them? Stuart Gordon, it turns…
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Sellout October - The Monster Squad (1987): Happy Mole-o-ween!
The story so far: After a year and a half underground, we've made it to the best time of the year! Sadly, we've hit the end of Sellout October 2025! During October, we watch mainstream horror movies that people have heard of before. And after trick-or-mole-treating around Mole City, we were…
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Sellout October - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986): You can have a little chainsaw at work
The story so far: After a year and a half underground, we've made it to the best time of the year! We've hit week 4 of SELLOUT OCTOBER! During October, we watch mainstream horror movies that people have heard of before, and this week, we're digging into the 1986 black comedy/horror movie The…
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Sellout October - Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981): Mole City with Hellbound Horror Show!
The story so far: After a year and a half underground, we've made it to the best time of the year! We've hit week 3 of SELLOUT OCTOBER! During October, we watch mainstream horror movies that people have heard of before, and this week, we're joined by very special guest Seth of the Hellbound…
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Sellout October - A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988): The coffee of my dreams
The story so far: After a year and a half underground, we've made it to the best time of the year! We're back for week 2 of SELLOUT OCTOBER! During October, we watch mainstream horror movies that people have heard of before, and this week, we're waking up in the middle of the night, brewing some...
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Sellout October - The Conjuring (2013): All treats, no tricks
The story so far: After a year and a half underground, we've made it to the best time of the year! After a surprise reappearance brings us all together, we get right down to celebrating our favorite time of year: SELLOUT OCTOBER! During October, we watch mainstream horror movies that people have...
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Soul of the Demon (1991): Spooky seance delivery service
The story so far: After spending this much time trapped in a small, underground VHS store, we need to find creative ways to choose movies. Sometimes life gets a bit dull and you need to rely on the supernatural to bring you joy, so we summon up a movie and check out another low-budget…
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Punishment Park (1971): The one where we learn to get scared again
The story so far: After spending this much time trapped in a small, underground VHS rental store, Greg’s worried that he can’t feel any more. Welp. We recorded this a week ago and, yeah, the world’s only getting crazier. This week, we discuss the 1971 pseudo-documentary Punishment Park, a film…
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Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006): Goblin up to get down
The story so far: Three boys are trapped in an underground movie store run by a moleman named MoleMan and bide their time watching trash films and going on stupid adventures. This week, Eric is still out on some sort of mission...maybe?...but we're visited by a new underground-dwelling friend,...
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Hard to Kill (1990): Steven Seagal is the best revenge
The story so far: Three boys are trapped in an underground movie store run by a moleman named MoleMan and bide their time watching trash films and going on stupid adventures. This week, Eric is missing again, so we cope by watching Hard to Kill (1990) starring someone we've never had on the show...
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Jacob's Ladder (1990): Existentialism on movie night
The story so far: The boys are trapped in an underground movie store run by an anthropomorphic moleman. After a year of insane adventures, they start questioning where they might truly be... Magic mole scrolls and random scrawlings litter the place down here, so we dig through in the hopes of...
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Night Screams (1987): Screaming in profanities
The story so far: Trapped in an underground video store for more than a year has brought the boys closer through movies and adventure, but they still need their beauty sleep. Sleepy time is ruined with Dan's night terrors, and the only thing we know how to do is watch movies to figure out how to...
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The Devil Rides Out (1968): Pomp and Satan-stance
The story so far: Still stuck in the magical movie hole, Eric uses his book of magical mole-scrolls (they're scrolls with magic incantations written on them by the underground mole people... it's a whole thing) to try to get rid of the pesky pig tail he was cursed with by the demon from a few...
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Blue Velvet (1986): Don't You Look At Me!
This week the boys are on thin ice – Moleman is back and thinking about evicting them. Can they win him over and convince him to stick around for a movie night featuring one of his favorite directors? Join the gang as they peel back the pastel-painted layers of suburban America’s seedy underbelly...
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Way Bad Stone (1991): MoleMama, I'm coming home
The story so far: Trapped underground in a magical molehole video store for over a year, our boys are missing what they used to have... This week, we reminisce about our old Magic Box that got swept away in a tornado, so we use a magical mole scroll to try summon it back. But it doesn't go to…
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Near Dark (1987): Kiddie pool blood lust
The story so far: Aside from being trapped in the magical movie hole for so long, nothing crazy's been going on! We used to find magical boxes and go through portals into the afterlife, but today we're just burning up because this July has been SO HOT. Hello! I hope you're well. How's your dog?…
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The Hitcher (1986): Hold me closer, Rutger Hauer
The story so far: After being trapped under ground for over a year in a mysterious movie store called "Moleman's Movie Hole," the boys still find ways to entertain themselves...typically with movies. This week, Eric's back! And after mistakingly grabbing the wrong movie off the shelf, we sit back...
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American Rickshaw (1989): Tazed and confused
The story so far: After over a year trapped underground, the boys still make horrible decisions to pass the time. This week, Eric is comatose and in the way of the quarterly Molehole cleaning day, so we have a little fun with him and somehow end up deciding to watch the 1989 mystical action film...
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Serial Mom (1994): Swimming through suburban Waters
The story so far: Things in the movie hole drag on. Maybe it's the movies (or maybe it's the body odor and beer) but Dan is starting to snap. They create life. Sometimes, they take it away. This week's episode is all about moms and how they can be serial killers sometimes! The boys break down…
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Killer Elephants (1976): Elephant-walking into relaxation
The story so far: So much happens in the Movie Hole (like dying, killer robots, killer clowns, magic mole scrolls, etc) that sometimes it's nice to take a break from all the insanity. Who knew other people could check-out movies from the Movie Hole?! Well when Moleman closes a door, he opens a...
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Altered States (1980): In search of the true self
Eric’s been mysteriously trapped in the bathroom… with the brain-in-a-jar. Greg and Dan investigate. What could possibly go wrong? This week, the boys dive into the brain-melting madness of Altered States (1980)—a film that asks the big questions, like: “What happens if I eat a mountain of...
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Mad Foxes (1981): Let's illkay azisnay
The story so far: After last week's discovery of an inter-dimensional radio (dubbed THEO) built from parts harvested from Greg's doomed foray into robotics (also dubbed THEO), Eric's up to something in the bathroom with the brain-in-a-jar... Well well well, look what time it is. It's time for you...
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Creature from Black Lake (1976): Interdimensional Radio Ga Ga!
The story so far: Over a year into living in an underground movie store run by an anthropomorphic moleman, new technology opens up our world... This week, Greg puts wires into a brain and somehow we connect to mystical radio waves and here ourselves in...another dimension?! We stumble into a…
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Disembodied (1998): All in all, it's just another brain in a jar
The story so far: Over a year into living in an underground movie store, we kind of add a new friend into the mix... After cleaning up the mess of T.H.E.O. from the previous week, we now have to take care of a brain! And we all know there's only one way to learn how to do that -- watch a weirdo...
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11:14 (2003): Use it or lose it
The story so far: Its been over a year since the boys were trapped in the magical movie hole and Greg, ever the intrepid one, has a surprise in the works to help them all choose movies... Hello! Hi! Welcome back! You look so good! Really happy to see you today. How's your day been? Mine's been...
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Flatwoods Monster: Red eyes, Flatwoods, can't lose (a Stabby Stabby spinoff podcast)
Welcome to the first episode of Greg's Cryptid Corner, a new podcast from us here at Stabby Stabby! We're dropping the first episode into our main feed, but it will be its own show with its own feed with new episodes every Wednesday! Hope you guys enjoy! Today we're camping outside of Flatwoods,...
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Born of Fire (1987): Bone flute symphonies
The story so far: Still stuck in the movie hole for over a year now, the boys search for new ways to entertain themselves. This week on Stabby Stabby, we make due with what we have (i.e. a pile of bones!) and start a new band! Sadly none of us know how to play bones, so we check out the...
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Let the Corpses Tan (2017): Eating spaghetti with black gloves
The story so far: Still stuck in the movie hole, the boys are torn between watching a giallo or a spaghetti western. Also Dan still has a gun for some reason. This week on Stabby Stabby, join the boys as we discuss the 2017 Belgian neo-western arthouse giallo crime thriller Let the Corpses Tan!...
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Zu: Warriors from the Magic Mountain (1983): The young will trim their eyebrows
The story so far: After shooting himself through the hand with a surprise gun, Dan's in need of medical attention. Hello. Do you like Zu's? You should! This week, we get lost in the incredible, non-stop, zany, over-the-top masterpiece Zu: Warriors from the Magic Mountain. Dan does his best to...
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Enter the Devil (1972): A Loaded Complex
The story so far: Three friends are trapped in an underground movie rental store managed by a magical anthropomorphic mole man, have adventures, and watch movies to pass the time and figure ways out of predicaments. This week, we deal with the mental and emotional consequences of our time travel...
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Timecrimes (2007): Thirty seconds to Moles
The story so far: Three friends are trapped in an underground movie rental store managed by a magical anthropomorphic mole man, have adventures, and watch movies to pass the time and figure ways out of predicaments. More molescrolls continue to pop up! This week, we come across a brand new...
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Deathstalker II (1987): The one where we all fall in love with Monique Gabrielle
The story so far: After being away for a week, Eric returns to the movie hole with a fresh catch to share with his best buds. To celebrate, the guys throw on a movie. Hello! Remember Deathstalker from a few weeks ago? This week we're diving into the sequel. Swords, boobs, pithy one-liners, bad...
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Rana: The Legend of Shadow Lake (1980): Frogman Seems Forever
The story so far: Three friends are trapped in an underground movie rental store managed by a magical anthropomorphic mole man, have adventures, and watch movies to pass the time and figure ways out of predicaments. While Eric is off on a journey of reflection and relaxation, Greg worries that…
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Deathstalker (1983): Dungeons and Dragons and Sword and Sorcery!
The story so far: Three friends are trapped in an underground movie rental store managed by a magical anthropomorphic mole man, have adventures, and watch movies to pass the time and figure ways out of predicaments. This week, Greg DMs a quick game of D&D, but everyone is pretty terrible at it.…
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The Purple Ball (1987): 4-armed hugs, please
The story so far: Balls. Hello! This week on the podcast, the boys use a totally mature method to land on watching a classic 80's Soviet children's film that's got space ships, planet-destroying chemical weapons, hairy 4-armed archaeologists, time travel, dragons, magicians, screaming birds, the...
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Savage Harvest (1994): Demon-Dan and an S.O.V. exorcism
The story so far: Three friends are trapped in an underground movie rental store managed by a magical anthropomorphic mole man, have adventures, and watch movies to pass the time and figure ways out of predicaments. Dan wakes up with a new ailment, and we decide that the only way to cure him is…
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Anguish (1987): A sight for sore eyes
The story so far: A year after being trapped in a magical underground movie rental store. Eric is back, Dan and Greg are recovering from their fungal adventures, and it’s time to get weird. This week, the boys pry open their peepers and glue them to Anguish (1987), a mind-melting horror trip...
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The Rage (1997): Copaganda extravaganza!
The story so far: A year after being trapped in a magical underground movie rental store, Eric has been missing for 2 weeks and Greg and Dan are beginning to fall apart without him. This week, join most of the boys as we drive a flaming FBI van into the gasoline-soaked heart of 1997's The Rage....
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Part Mystery Science Theater 3000, part dark-back-room-at-the-blockbuster, join Greg, Eric, and Dan who pass their time trapped in a mysterious underground VHS rental store watching obscure horror, exploitation, video nasties, or whatever else catches their attention. Ranked #11 best horror film podcast globally, we laugh, share beers, and break down under-seen gems scene by scene, all while being monitored by a magical anthropomorphic mole man. Next movie announced every Wednesday, new episodes every Monday. Follow us on Instagram @stabbypod and on Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/dp1AC
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