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Staff Meetings

by GravityBeard Productions

This is an inside look at the inner workings of GravityBeard Inc. an ever-growing organization run entirely by interns.

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  1. 59 | Fowl Play

    This meeting is for the birds. The Agenda: 1. Employee of the Month 2. New Intern 3. Birthdays 4. Yahtzee! Scam 5. Fire! 6. Planetary Patronyms 7. Bryan's Brewing Academy 8. Chernobyl Farmer’s Market 9. No Penguins! 10. Waxwing Birds email: [email protected] employee helpline: (214)...

  2. 58 | GravityBeard Royal Navy

    From the far reaches of space to the deepest depths of the sea. The Agenda: 1. Employee of the Month 2. Promotions 3. Toph's Milestone Birthday 4. Vending Machine Theft 5. Menthol Chocolate Chip 6. Keyboard Crumbs 7. Oscar Meyer World Record 8. Adult-size Big Wheels 9. Pyrophone 10. Ultimate Fart...

  3. 57 | Crapeteria

    Our first Staff Meeting in almost four years! The Agenda: 1. Employee of the Month 2. New Interns 3. Birthdays 4. Organization Anniversaries (Beardmas) 5. Crapeteria 6. Wetter Wieners 7. Fowl Territory 8. Squtler Taxis 9. Summer Concert Series 10. German Pretzel Cutting 11. Graceland & Campo 12....

  4. 56 | Donuts

    The Official Donut of the GravityBeard Interns The Agenda: Rising star Sciencey Birthdays The Monument Buy them all! Check your desks Knife Wielding Baboons Emotional Efficiency Gulls v Starfish Please wear pants Toto on Tesla Donut Debate Is he still with us? Mathers on the run DeVilbiss Double...

  5. 55 | Adam Loves Peter Faulk

    Adam decides to get into the home reno game. Oh, it's also Toph's birthday. The Agenda: New #1 Another Csomo! Me Baby, Me! GBI Reno Project Adam Loves Peter Faulk Behemoth Beach Ball Water Skiing Monkeys 45 Minutes to Insanity Snarky Effronteries It wasn’t ketchup! Ed Asner Dethklok Drop the…

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  6. 54 | Beardmas

    It's time to celebrate some anniversaries, milestones, and our first Beardmas! Plus, our MVP, Keith, is retiring from competition! The Agenda: Top Contributors Major Retirement New Interns Birthdays Promotions Cannibal Rats Radioactivities Official Number of the GBI Ed Asner Dethklok Update Dang...

  7. 53 | Krakens are Great

    A facilities upgrade even better than last week! The Agenda: Top Contributors BabyTern May Birthdays GlueTern SAFARI!!! Responsibly Distant High-Five Hey there, Corona Be More Lando Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself Ed Asner Death Clock Because…Christmas He’s back! Original release date: May 2,...

  8. 52 | Poetry by Palpatine

    Adam and I announce the most exciting facilities upgrade ever! Original release date: April 5, 2020

  9. 51 | Wellness Geese

    New format for our meetings. Company business only. Original release date: March 15, 2020

  10. 50 | Go Out and Make Friends

    The beginning of the Ed Asner Death Clock Original release date: February 1, 2020

  11. 49 | Office Christmas Party

    Adam takes the reins again as we head to our 2nd Annual GravityBeard office Christmas party. The Agenda: Head to the bar Jim Brockmire New Team Member! Happy Birthday, Adam?! Merry Minor Tiff's Holiday Party Buffet Christmas Music Throw-down Intern Christmas Wish List THE CHRISTMAS QUIZ! Holiday...

  12. 48 | Jake & Tom's Thanksgiving Mishaps

    Jake and Tom of Jake and Tom Conquer the World were nice enough to record a segment of their show for us to use, Original release date: December 15, 2019

  13. 47 | Ivan Drago Thanksgiving Special

    It's time to carve the turkey! The Agenda: Top Contributors November Birthdays How do you brush our teeth? Chainsaw Carving Knife Competitive Pillow Fighting Singers and Swingers in the Kitchen Uranus Update Naked = Aerodynamic Padres in the Doggy Door Assaulted by Mermaids GravityBeard at Half...

  14. 46 | GravityBeard Real World Mailbag

    Keith Gawla and Phil Kirsner join us for an "Ask Me Anything" Original release date: November 4, 2019

  15. 45 | Live from Austin

    Keith Gawla and Harland McKenzie join us in the GravityBeard Real World house. The Agenda: Meet Our Guests Live Travel Diary Top Contributors New Interns Happy Birthday, Adam The Best Apple Overlord Lair The Mars Experience Phil wrote a book?! WTF Taco Bell?! Sam Barsky Hamlet’s Waterwheel The…

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  16. 44 | GBI Superhero Universe

    The genesis of a new idea. Original Name Generator Post on Facebook - http://bit.ly/2kXwijB Original release date: September 20, 2019

  17. 43 | The Sandwich

    The Official Sandwich of the GravityBeard Interns The Agenda: Top Contributors Birthdays Total Carnage Karaoke Kickoff Free Rocket Sports Complex Members of a Bizarre Order The Sandwich Blood Doping Bowlers Arson Bear Amish Snitch Micro Movie Review The Pillsbury Throwboy Moment of Triumph…

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  18. 42 | Genital Blender

    He finally did it. It's also August which is Peter DeVilbiss Month. The Agenda: Other great contributors What’s on top of your fridge? French Space Force Sausage Fest GBI Olympics GBI Band Mars is Stupid Genital Blender Time Travel No one said it was ham Meth gators Florida Man Micro movie review...

  19. 41 | Ranching With Dynamite

    Rock 'n Roll Accordion and a new way to farm and ranch. The Agenda: New top contributor? Proper cheesecake temperature Homicide (for ages 8 and up) History of the BLT Backyard Poultry Office Chair Racing Rock ‘n Roll Accordion Farm & ranch tips Mustard Ice Cream + Alien Bud Chocolate cake for...

  20. 40 | Adam's Austin Chronicle

    A real-time road trip audio diary as Adam moves from Miami to Austin. Then a huge reveal at the end. Original release date: August 3, 2019

  21. 39 | Even More One Hundreder

    Greg and John attend their first meeting and Adam makes a major announcement. The Agenda: Adam’s Big Announcment Special Guests Top Contributors New Interns August Birthdays Milestones Official Board Game Glitter Sh*tter Storming Area 51 Summer Hobby Series “It’s my purse” Eaten by your own dogs...

  22. 38 | Into the Wild

    We begin to focus on the animal kingdom. The Agenda: Top Contributors New Interns July birthdays The Official Cookie Chief Grilling Officer Crochet Shorts Dude’s Guide to the Couch Emergency Room Meth-fueled attack squirrel Real Life Mario Kart Track Adam’s Road Trip Audio Diaries OJ is on…

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  23. 37 | Ice-T vs Amazon

    A little bit of everything. The Agenda: Other Valuable Contributors The Eat Anything Boys Polls Yacht Tester Therapy Sword Throw Torching GravityBar Library GBI Economy Cow Kissing + Toilet Licking AirPod Poop Pizza vs. Cereal Tacos vs Space Carnival Fraud Florida Man Ice-T vs Amazon Apartment...

  24. 36 | Male Lactation

    Toph's Charleston Audio Diary and the debut of Florida Man. The Agenda: Top Contributors New Interns June Birthdays Charleston Audio Dairy Polls Jobs GBI Binge Club Beer Donkeys Intern Library Eye on Health Male Lactation Food + Travel Sports Florida Man (debut) Drop kick Arnold Alex Trebek…

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  25. 35 | Ultra Marathon

    Our longest meeting ever as we head into an extended break. The Agenda: Top Contributors Other Contributors New Interns Happy birthday, Adam 12-12-12 Challenge Private Island or Historic Town Dress Code Library Masked Phantom Club Book of the Week 2019 Hurricane Names Bob Ross Cereal Rocky Horror...

  26. 34 | Burrito Town

    How to correctly eat a burrito. The Agenda: Special Contributors Polls Nap Bar Alien Abduction Insurance Holy F%cking Sh#t, a Lion! How to Eat a Burrito The Cat’s Meow Brian from Ball State Millennials are Killing It Guy on a Buffalo Part II Hood News Music Quiz This Week In KISS Apartment…

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  27. 33 | Justice for Mona

    Josh Hallmark of True Crime Bullsh*t and Our Americana demanded justice. Did he get it? Original release date: April 7, 2019

  28. 32 | Greg's in Trouble

    We begin to turn our attention to cereal The Agenda: 1. Top Contributors 2. April Birthdays 3. Welcome New Interns 4. Comedy Film MMT Wrap up 5. The Furion Elysium 6. Behind the Curve 7. Terrible broadcasting 8. Guy on a Buffalo 9. Celebrity Shout Out! 10. Greg's email dilemma 11. Entertaiment…

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  29. 31 | March Madness Tournament of Comedy Films

    Bob Haines of The Cretins Guild does a brilliant recap of another polarizing event. Original release date: April 1, 2019

  30. 30 | Metal Makes it Better

    Adam's is mildly inconvenienced on the way to San Francisco. The Agenda: 1. Other Contributors 2. Polls 3. Adam's Airplane Standoff 4. Polls 5. Rage Yoga 6. Dress Code + Chill Sacks 7. Uranus, Adam 8. You're a Burglar 9. Hood News 10. Tribute to John Candy 11. This Week In KISS 12. 3-Room…

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  31. 29 | GravityBOARD

    Another important contribution from Chris Birkinbine from A Dash of Science. The Agenda: 1. Top Contributors 2. March Birthdays 3. Unseasoned Interns 4. Polls 5. New Artwork 6. GBI Gym 7. GravityBOARD 8. Dress Code + Nap Desks 9. Flat Earth Documentary 10. Testicular Beer 11. Space Jam 2 12. Akex...

  32. 28 | Is This Cowboy Times

    Here's what you do if it is. The Agenda: 1. Other Great Contributors 2. Polls 3. Adam's Chicago RTAD 4. Cowboy Times 5. Bread Gloves 6. The Prowler 7. Entertainment 8. Sports 9. Worst Family Meals 10. Apartment 11. Hotline Original release date: March 10, 2019

  33. 27 | A Cautionary Tale From the Antelope Valley

    So much science compliments of Chris Birkinbine of A Dash of Science The Agenda: 1. Top Contributors 2. Intern Orientation 3. Poll | Lip Balm 4. GBI March Madness Tournament Intro 5. Science! 6. Book of the Week 7. Dress Code 8. Entertainment News 9. Apartment 10. Hotline Original release date:...

  34. 26 | The Burt Reynolds Memorial GravityBeard Run

    Keith stops by to discuss the event. Original release date: February 21, 2019

  35. 25 | Monkey Request Denied

    Adam and I welcome new interns and issue promotions to others. The Agenda: 1. New titles 2. Promotions 3. Welcome new interns 4. Other great contributors 5. Polls 6. GBI tattoos 7. Intern Library + Bookmobile 8. Sportsball 9. HR items 10. Job opportunities 11. Three-room apartment Original…

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  36. 24 | Live from the Polar Vortex

    Cold calls and soup. The Agenda: 1. Top Contributors 2. February birthdays 3. Tricia's Arctic Road Trip Audio Diary (part 1 of 4) 4. The Official Soup (and other polls) 5. The GBI Run Car Assignments 6. Hotline Messages Original release date: February 10, 2019

  37. 23 | Super Brawl

    Paul Csomo from Varmints! wraps up the Super Brawl Original release date: January 27, 2019

  38. 22 | The Jack Klugman Show

    Keith fills in for Adam The Agenda: 1. Welcome Dash of Science #PodFix 2. Top Contributors 3. Conclusion of the SUPER BRAWL 4. Other polls 5. Adam's Road Trip Audio Diary 6. Hashtag gone wrong 7. The Bottomatic 8. The GBI board game 9. Learn to pretend fly 10. Three room apartment 11. Toph's gift...

  39. 21 | Out of Town Toph

    Toph v Paul George The Agenda: 1. Other Notable Contributors 2. Polls 3. Human Uber 4. Pun of the Week 5. Company outing 6. Celebrity Doppelgangers 7. Three room apartment (Trifecta) 8. Out of Town Toph 9. Hotline messages Original release date: January 20, 2019

  40. 20 | Hello 2019

    A new year is upon us. The Agenda: 1. Top Contributors 2. January birthdays 3. Polls 4. Super Brawl Part I 5. My Patronus 6. Dress code update 7. Micro movie review 8. Three room apartment (Trifecta) 9. Hotline messages Original release date: January 13, 2019

  41. 19 | Goodbye 2018

    We close out our first year of business. The Agenda: 1. Top Contributors 2. The end of one and beginning of another Jerry Ohrne Road Trip Audio Diary 3. The Egg Poll (Paul) 4. GravityBeard Island (Keith) 5. Adam's next movie watching assignment 6. The GBI Cafeteria (Keith) 7. The Most Patient Pun...

  42. 18 | Office Christmas Party

    Toph dominates the Christmas Quiz The Agenda: 1. Our first cars 2. The perfect Christmas gift 3. Karoake 4. Christmas feast (in a can) 5. Jerry Ohrne's Father-Son Hunting Trip Audio Diary 6. Favorite Christmas Songs 7. Christmas Trivia 8. Intern holiday traditions 9. Hotline messages Original...

  43. 17 | Holiday Travel

    Road trips and Thanksgiving leftovers. The Agenda: 1. New addition to PodFix lineup 2. Top Contributors 3. December birthdays 4. Interns get sorted 5. Polls | round one 6. Jerry's family road trip audio diary (Jerry) 7. Official GBI Thanksgiving meal (Paul) 8. Polls | round two 9. Official GBI...

  44. 16 | The Great Potato War

    The war is finally over. The Agenda: 1. Top Contributors 2. Other things turning 50 3. Polls 4. Peter De Vilbiss 5. Toph and Adam are "sorted" 6. Intern Library 7. Potato Song 8. Potato War Letters 9. Mystery Audio 10. The Official Potato Side Dish of the GBI 11. Hotline Messages 12. Nicknames…

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  45. 15 | Intern Fun Facts

    Cory (Sciencey McScienceFace) comes into the studio to discuss fun facts. Then we call Tiff Franks and Bonnie Csomo! Music by Silent Partner Original release date: November 11, 2018

  46. 14 | The 50th

    50th Episode Celebration This week's meeting agenda includes: 1. Origin story 2. Favorite moment 3. Top 10 Contributors 4. Happy birthday, Adam 5. Polls! 6. Best shows on TV 7. Updates on merch, ALF, and the GBI sitcom 8. Twenty HOTLINE MESSAGES from our closest friends and celebs Original…

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  47. 13 | One Turdy Two Turdy

    This one includes moose poop. The Agenda: 1. Top 10 Interns 2. October birthdays 3. Lots of Polls 4. Moose Poop 5. No Thank, I'd Rather Starve 6. Crab People 7. EGOT HOTLINE MESSAGES Lebron Sciencey McScience Face Grandpa Frank Mustang Mike Jake Lloyd (Anakin) Overdose Clay Groves Cookie Monster...

  48. 12 | Kansas City

    Adam and Toph head to Kansas City...for a ONSIE PARTY! Special guests: Haley Gray and Jessica Ann (all the way from New Zealand) and Kelsey Jane + Torey. Original release date: October 7, 2018

  49. 11 | Adam's Replacement

    Keith of the Pop Up Filmcast attends this week's meeting. Adam is so out of here if this goes well. The Agenda: 1. Top 10 Interns 2. Respsonse to the Potato Salad Debate 3. Pineapple on Pizza 4. Ozzy, Wind, & Fire 5. Intern Library 6. GravityBeard News Desk 7. Uranus Examiner HOTLINE MESSAGES…

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  50. 10 | Potato Fantasy

    Special guest Derek Glascock from the Wild Pitch Podcast. The Agenda: 1. September Birthdays 2. Mickey Rooney's Potato Fantasy 3. Adam's Micro Movie Review 4. The Toilet Paper Debate (Part II) 5. The Potato Salad Debate 6. Tiff ears a "FIVE" with potted shrimp and... HOTLINE MESSAGES Jokes +…

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This is an inside look at the inner workings of GravityBeard Inc. an ever-growing organization run entirely by interns.

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How many episodes does Staff Meetings have?

Staff Meetings has 59 episodes on PodParley. The most recent episode was published on August 19, 2024.

What is Staff Meetings about?

This is an inside look at the inner workings of GravityBeard Inc. an ever-growing organization run entirely by interns.

How often does Staff Meetings release new episodes?

Staff Meetings publishes monthly, based on its 59 episodes since May 2021.

Who hosts Staff Meetings?

Staff Meetings is created and hosted by GravityBeard Productions.
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