Staff Meetings

This meeting is for the birds.The Agenda:1.     Employee of the Month2.     New Intern3.     Birthdays4.     Yahtzee! Scam5.     Fire!6.     Planetary Patronyms7.     Bryan's Brewing Academy8.     Chernobyl Farmer’s Market9.  No Penguins!10.  Waxwing Birdsemail: [email protected] helpline: (214) 664-9744Original release date: August 18, 2024

From the far reaches of space to the deepest depths of the sea.The Agenda:1.     Employee of the Month2.     Promotions3.     Toph's Milestone Birthday4.     Vending Machine Theft5.     Menthol Chocolate Chip6.     Keyboard Crumbs7.     Oscar Meyer World Record8.     Adult-size Big Wheels9.     Pyrophone10.  Ultimate Fart Blaster11.  GravityBeard Solar System12.  Pirates & SeaGOATSemail: [email protected] helpline: (214) 664-9744Original release date: July 14, 2024

Our first Staff Meeting in almost four years!The Agenda:1. Employee of the Month2. New Interns3. Birthdays4. Organization Anniversaries (Beardmas)5. Crapeteria6. Wetter Wieners7. Fowl Territory8. Squtler Taxis9. Summer Concert Series10. German Pretzel Cutting11. Graceland & Campo12. Gorilla Couch13. Boob Ceilingemail: [email protected] release date: June 9, 2024

The Official Donut of the GravityBeard InternsThe Agenda:Rising starSciencey BirthdaysThe MonumentBuy them all!Check your desksKnife Wielding BaboonsEmotional EfficiencyGulls v StarfishPlease wear pantsToto on TeslaDonut DebateIs he still with us?Mathers on the runDeVilbiss Double ShotOriginal release date: August 2, 2020

Adam decides to get into the home reno game. Oh, it's also Toph's birthday. The Agenda:New #1Another Csomo!Me Baby, Me!GBI Reno ProjectAdam Loves Peter FaulkBehemoth Beach BallWater Skiing Monkeys45 Minutes to InsanitySnarky EffronteriesIt wasn’t ketchup!Ed Asner DethklokDrop the AnvilTorey + Kelsey From the RoadPeter DeVilbiss Fun FactOriginal release date: July 1, 2020.

It's time to celebrate some anniversaries, milestones, and our first Beardmas! Plus, our MVP, Keith, is retiring from competition!The Agenda:Top ContributorsMajor RetirementNew InternsBirthdaysPromotionsCannibal RatsRadioactivitiesOfficial Number of the GBIEd Asner Dethklok UpdateDang you, Ritz crackerThe Sausage OnesOriginal release date: June 7, 2020

A facilities upgrade even better than last week!The Agenda:Top ContributorsBabyTernMay BirthdaysGlueTernSAFARI!!!Responsibly Distant High-FiveHey there, CoronaBe More LandoJeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himselfEd Asner Death ClockBecause…ChristmasHe’s back!Original release date: May 2, 2020

Adam and I announce the most exciting facilities upgrade ever! Original release date: April 5, 2020

New format for our meetings. Company business only.Original release date: March 15, 2020

The beginning of the Ed Asner Death ClockOriginal release date: February 1, 2020

Adam takes the reins again as we head to our 2nd Annual GravityBeard office Christmas party. The Agenda:Head to the barJim BrockmireNew Team Member!Happy Birthday, Adam?!Merry MinorTiff's Holiday Party BuffetChristmas Music Throw-downIntern Christmas Wish ListTHE CHRISTMAS QUIZ!Holiday HotlineOriginal release date: December 20, 2019

Jake and Tom of Jake and Tom Conquer the World were nice enough to record a segment of their show for us to use,Original release date: December 15, 2019

It's time to carve the turkey!The Agenda:Top ContributorsNovember BirthdaysHow do you brush our teeth?Chainsaw Carving KnifeCompetitive Pillow FightingSingers and Swingers in the KitchenUranus UpdateNaked = AerodynamicPadres in the Doggy DoorAssaulted by MermaidsGravityBeard at Half SpeedReboots and RemakesThe Easy Rider Framed Roger RabbitMildly Inconvenient Audio DiaryOriginal release date: November 26, 2019

Keith Gawla and Phil Kirsner join us for an "Ask Me Anything"Original release date: November 4, 2019

Keith Gawla and Harland McKenzie join us in the GravityBeard Real World house.The Agenda: Meet Our GuestsLive Travel DiaryTop ContributorsNew InternsHappy Birthday, AdamThe Best AppleOverlord LairThe Mars ExperiencePhil wrote a book?!WTF Taco Bell?!Sam BarskyHamlet’s WaterwheelThe Best of NextdoorRoadkill Mystery SolvedFlorida ManFunko FlopHooray for Cheddar!Pumpkin SpiceOriginal release date: October 27, 2019

The genesis of a new idea.Original Name Generator Post on Facebook - http://bit.ly/2kXwijB Original release date: September 20, 2019

The Official Sandwich of the GravityBeard InternsThe Agenda:Top ContributorsBirthdaysTotal CarnageKaraoke KickoffFree RocketSports ComplexMembers of a Bizarre OrderThe SandwichBlood Doping BowlersArson BearAmish SnitchMicro Movie ReviewThe Pillsbury ThrowboyMoment of TriumphOriginal release date: September 17, 2019

He finally did it. It's also August which is Peter DeVilbiss Month.The Agenda:Other great contributorsWhat’s on top of your fridge?French Space ForceSausage FestGBI OlympicsGBI BandMars is StupidGenital BlenderTime TravelNo one said it was hamMeth gatorsFlorida ManMicro movie reviewApartmentListen up Taco BellOriginal release date: August 25, 2019

 Rock 'n Roll Accordion and a new way to farm and ranch.The Agenda:New top contributor?Proper cheesecake temperatureHomicide (for ages 8 and up)History of the BLTBackyard PoultryOffice Chair RacingRock ‘n Roll AccordionFarm & ranch tipsMustard Ice Cream + Alien BudChocolate cake for breakfastPenis problemsFlorida manApartmentHotline MessagesOriginal release date: August 18, 2019

A real-time road trip audio diary as Adam moves from Miami to Austin. Then a huge reveal at the end.Original release date: August 3, 2019

Greg and John attend their first meeting and Adam makes a major announcement.The Agenda:Adam’s Big AnnouncmentSpecial GuestsTop ContributorsNew InternsAugust BirthdaysMilestonesOfficial Board GameGlitter Sh*tterStorming Area 51Summer Hobby Series“It’s my purse”Eaten by your own dogsBirkinbine on TimeMost Offensive SoupI eat a$$Florida ManJFK Jr’s Flight InstructorApartmentHotlineOriginal release date: July 28, 2019

We begin to focus on the animal kingdom.The Agenda:Top ContributorsNew InternsJuly birthdaysThe Official CookieChief Grilling OfficerCrochet ShortsDude’s Guide to the CouchEmergency RoomMeth-fueled attack squirrelReal Life Mario Kart TrackAdam’s Road Trip Audio DiariesOJ is on TwitterFlorida ManSnoop’s World Record Gin & JuiceApartmentHotlineThe Great SebastianOriginal release date: July 7, 2019

A little bit of everything.The Agenda:Other Valuable ContributorsThe Eat Anything BoysPollsYacht TesterTherapy SwordThrow TorchingGravityBarLibraryGBI EconomyCow Kissing + Toilet LickingAirPod PoopPizza vs. CerealTacos vs SpaceCarnival FraudFlorida ManIce-T vs AmazonApartmentHotlineOriginal release date: June 16, 2019

Toph's Charleston Audio Diary and the debut of Florida Man.The Agenda:Top ContributorsNew InternsJune BirthdaysCharleston Audio DairyPollsJobsGBI Binge ClubBeer DonkeysIntern LibraryEye on HealthMale LactationFood + TravelSportsFlorida Man (debut)Drop kick ArnoldAlex Trebek cancer updateApartmentApartment - Animal EditionHotlineOriginal release date: June 11, 2019

Our longest meeting ever as we head into an extended break.The Agenda:Top ContributorsOther ContributorsNew InternsHappy birthday, Adam12-12-12 ChallengePrivate Island or Historic TownDress CodeLibraryMasked Phantom ClubBook of the Week2019 Hurricane NamesBob Ross CerealRocky Horror CastleRoad WarriorSportsucopiaGuy on a BuffaloAdam’s Paranormal CornerCancelled!ApartmentHotlineOriginal release date: May 2, 2019

How to correctly eat a burrito.The Agenda:Special ContributorsPollsNap BarAlien Abduction InsuranceHoly F%cking Sh#t, a Lion!How to Eat a BurritoThe Cat’s MeowBrian from Ball StateMillennials are Killing ItGuy on a Buffalo Part IIHood NewsMusic QuizThis Week In KISSApartmentOriginal release date: April 14, 2019

Josh Hallmark of True Crime Bullsh*t and Our Americana demanded justice. Did he get it?Original release date: April 7, 2019

We begin to turn our attention to cerealThe Agenda:1. Top Contributors2. April Birthdays3. Welcome New Interns4. Comedy Film MMT Wrap up5. The Furion Elysium6. Behind the Curve7. Terrible broadcasting8. Guy on a Buffalo9. Celebrity Shout Out!10. Greg's email dilemma11. Entertaiment12. This Week in KISS13. Hotline messagesOriginal release date: April 7, 2019

Bob Haines of The Cretins Guild does a brilliant recap of another polarizing event. Original release date: April 1, 2019

Adam's is mildly inconvenienced on the way to San Francisco.The Agenda:1. Other Contributors2. Polls3. Adam's Airplane Standoff4. Polls5. Rage Yoga6.  Dress Code + Chill Sacks7. Uranus, Adam8. You're a Burglar9. Hood News10. Tribute to John Candy11. This Week In KISS12. 3-Room Apartment13. Metal Makes It Better14. Batman is in troubleOriginal release date: March 24, 2019

Another important contribution from Chris Birkinbine from A Dash of Science.The Agenda:1. Top Contributors2. March Birthdays3. Unseasoned Interns4. Polls5. New Artwork6. GBI Gym7. GravityBOARD8. Dress Code + Nap Desks9. Flat Earth Documentary10. Testicular Beer11. Space Jam 212. Akex Trebec13. This Week In KISS14. 3-Room Apartment15. Hotline MessagesOriginal release date: March 17, 2019

Here's what you do if it is.The Agenda:1. Other Great Contributors2. Polls3. Adam's Chicago RTAD4. Cowboy Times5. Bread Gloves6. The Prowler7. Entertainment 8. Sports9. Worst Family Meals10. Apartment11. HotlineOriginal release date: March 10, 2019

So much science compliments of Chris Birkinbine of A Dash of ScienceThe Agenda:1. Top Contributors2. Intern Orientation3. Poll | Lip Balm4. GBI March Madness Tournament Intro5. Science!6. Book of the Week7. Dress Code8. Entertainment News9. Apartment10. HotlineOriginal release date: February 24, 2019

Keith stops by to discuss the event.Original release date: February 21, 2019

Adam and I welcome new interns and issue promotions to others.The Agenda:1. New titles2. Promotions3. Welcome new interns4. Other great contributors5. Polls6. GBI tattoos7. Intern Library + Bookmobile8. Sportsball9. HR items10. Job opportunities11. Three-room apartmentOriginal release date: February 17, 2019

Cold calls and soup.The Agenda:1. Top Contributors2. February birthdays3. Tricia's Arctic Road Trip Audio Diary (part 1 of 4)4. The Official Soup (and other polls)5. The GBI Run Car Assignments6. Hotline MessagesOriginal release date: February 10, 2019

Paul Csomo from Varmints! wraps up the Super BrawlOriginal release date: January 27, 2019

Keith fills in for AdamThe Agenda:1. Welcome Dash of Science #PodFix2. Top Contributors3. Conclusion of the SUPER BRAWL4. Other polls5. Adam's Road Trip Audio Diary6. Hashtag gone wrong7. The Bottomatic8. The GBI board game9. Learn to pretend fly10. Three room apartment11. Toph's gift to Keith12. Hotline messagesOriginal release date: January 27, 2019

Toph v Paul GeorgeThe Agenda:1. Other Notable Contributors2. Polls3. Human Uber4. Pun of the Week5. Company outing6. Celebrity Doppelgangers7. Three room apartment (Trifecta)8. Out of Town Toph9. Hotline messagesOriginal release date: January 20, 2019

A new year is upon us.The Agenda:1. Top Contributors2. January birthdays3. Polls4. Super Brawl Part I5. My Patronus6. Dress code update7. Micro movie review8. Three room apartment (Trifecta)9. Hotline messagesOriginal release date: January 13, 2019

We close out our first year of business.The Agenda:1. Top Contributors2. The end of one and beginning of another Jerry Ohrne Road Trip Audio Diary3. The Egg Poll (Paul)4. GravityBeard Island (Keith)5. Adam's next movie watching assignment6. The GBI Cafeteria (Keith)7. The Most Patient Pun (Briski)8. Intern Library (Keith)9. Our first three room apartment10. Favorite Seinfeld clips11. Hotline messagesOriginal release date: December 30, 2018

Toph dominates the Christmas QuizThe Agenda:1. Our first cars2. The perfect Christmas gift3. Karoake4. Christmas feast (in a can)5. Jerry Ohrne's Father-Son Hunting Trip Audio Diary6. Favorite Christmas Songs7. Christmas Trivia8. Intern holiday traditions9. Hotline messagesOriginal release date: December 16, 2018

Road trips and Thanksgiving leftovers.The Agenda:1. New addition to PodFix lineup2. Top Contributors3. December birthdays4. Interns get sorted5. Polls | round one6. Jerry's family road trip audio diary (Jerry)7. Official GBI Thanksgiving meal (Paul)8. Polls | round two9. Official GBI pizza (Luke)10. History making moments (Tiff)11. Largest Frito Chili Pie (Brad)12. Hotline messagesOriginal release date: December 2, 2018

The war is finally over.The Agenda:1. Top Contributors2. Other things turning 503. Polls4. Peter De Vilbiss5. Toph and Adam are "sorted"6. Intern Library7. Potato Song8. Potato War Letters 9. Mystery Audio10. The Official Potato Side Dish of the GBI11. Hotline Messages12. Nicknames13. How to prepare your turkey (Jim Weir)Original release date: November 19, 2018

Cory (Sciencey McScienceFace) comes into the studio to discuss fun facts.Then we call Tiff Franks and Bonnie Csomo!Music by Silent PartnerOriginal release date: November 11, 2018

50th Episode CelebrationThis week's meeting agenda includes:1. Origin story2. Favorite moment3. Top 10 Contributors4. Happy birthday, Adam5. Polls!6. Best shows on TV7. Updates on merch, ALF, and the GBI sitcom8. Twenty HOTLINE MESSAGES from our closest friends and celebsOriginal release date: November 5, 2018

This one includes moose poop.The Agenda:1. Top 10 Interns2. October birthdays3. Lots of Polls 4. Moose Poop5. No Thank, I'd Rather Starve6. Crab People 7. EGOTHOTLINE MESSAGES  LebronSciencey McScience FaceGrandpa FrankMustang MikeJake Lloyd (Anakin)OverdoseClay GrovesCookie MonsterOriginal release date: October 23, 2018

Adam and Toph head to Kansas City...for a ONSIE PARTY! Special guests: Haley Gray and Jessica Ann (all the way from New Zealand) and Kelsey Jane + Torey.Original release date: October 7, 2018

Keith of the Pop Up Filmcast attends this week's meeting. Adam is so out of here if this goes well.The Agenda:1. Top 10 Interns2. Respsonse to the Potato Salad Debate3.  Pineapple on Pizza4. Ozzy, Wind, & Fire5. Intern Library6. GravityBeard News Desk7. Uranus ExaminerHOTLINE MESSAGES Chris Osborne - Play Comics Peter DeVilbissBatmanRussian BearRose from GravityBeard PizzaOriginal release date: September 24, 2018

Special guest Derek Glascock from the Wild Pitch Podcast. The Agenda:1. September Birthdays2. Mickey Rooney's Potato Fantasy3.  Adam's Micro Movie Review4. The Toilet Paper Debate (Part II)5. The Potato Salad Debate6. Tiff ears a "FIVE" with potted shrimp and...HOTLINE MESSAGES Jokes + Super PowersMike from #Adulting Grandpa FrankAnonymous Pizza GuyTricia from 2 Girls on a BenchAND Russian Bear!Original release date: September 9, 2018