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Stand Off!

by Kat & Kingdom

Join Kat and Kingdom in Stand Off! as we work our way through a bracket to determine, objectively, which Stand Ability from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is the greatest of them all.

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Episodes

  1. S3:E3 – S2E3 - The Fog is Coming

    Matchups: Babyface vs California King Bed Bad Company vs Thoth Thank you to NiceWizard Music for our theme song: Mad Raucous Strange City -- Bites the Dust

  2. S3:E2 – S2E2 - This is OUR show

    Matchups: Tomb of the Boom vs Ebony Devil Highway Star vs Molt standoff.website Thank you to NiceWizard Music for our theme song: Mad Raucous Strange City -- Bites the Dust

  3. S3:E1 – S2E1 - One Cannoli is a Cannolo - So he's the Joker

    This might be a big mistake.. Matchups: In a Silent Way vs Doobie Wah Cat Size vs All Along Watchtower standoff.website Thank you to NiceWizard Music for our theme song: Mad Raucous Strange City -- Bites the Dust

  4. S2:E16 – Jorge Joestar Chapter 16 (Final) - Beyond II

    We made it to the end! Thank you for sticking with us while we worked through this wonderful nonsense and thank you for the support! Y'all rule and Jorge kinda rules. Find the pictures for chapter 16 here!

  5. S2:E15 – Jorge Joestar Chapter 15 - Beyond I

    https://twitter.com/aliasparia/status/1403420634412109832?s=20 Find the pictures for chapter 15 here!

  6. S2:E14 – Jorge Joestar Chapter 14 - Desolation Row

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH Find the pictures for chapter 14 here!

  7. S2:E13 – Jorge Joestar Chapter 13 - The Enemy

    This chapter is like... 40% plane fighting and I wish I could say it helped make taking notes easier but it sure didn't! Find the pictures for chapter 13 here!

  8. S2:E12 – Jorge Chapter 12 - Rhinoceros Beetle

    Simultaneously the best and worst chapter of this fucking book. Find the pictures for chapter 12 here!

  9. S2:E11 – Jorge Joestar Chapter 11 - Gremlin

    Better late than never am I right Patrons? Damn that's the first show-notes from Patreon that doesn't really work for this. Enjoy, non-patrons, for whom this is just on time Find the pictures for chapter 11 here!

  10. S2:E10 – Jorge Joestar Chapter 10 - The H.G. Wells

    Nothing like more Jorge! This chapter is fucking GOOD. Find the pictures for chapter 10 here!

  11. S2:E9 – Jorge Joestar Chapter 9 - Cliff

    Jorge time time for Jorge! This book is good but also god-awful. Find the pictures for chapter 9 here!

  12. S2:E8 – Jorge Joestar Chapter 8 - Nero Nero Island

    I hate this book so fucking much. I love reading it and think it's a lot of fun and all that good stuff but goddamn does it make me mad sometimes. At least Joji is back this month! Shout out to H.G. Wells. Find the pictures for chapter 8 here!

  13. S2:E7 – Jorge Joestar Chapter 7 - Airplanes

    I honestly don't even know what to say about this one besides "It sure was a chapter ♥♥♥♥" I miss Joji. Find the pictures for chapter 7 here!

  14. S2:E6 – Jorge Joestar Chapter 6: The Island

    I love the Joji half of this book this nonsense is the fucking best. Should out to The Funniest Valentine. And Kouji. And all three of the Grand Blue dolphins. Y'all like four dimensional constructs existing in three dimensional space? We sure don't. Find the pictures for chapter 6 here!

  15. S2:E5 – Jorge Joestar Chapter 5 - The Box

    Big content warnings for physical abuse, emotional abuse, and attempted suivide for this one Sorry for the long wait for this one! That is just how 2020 be. Chapter 6 will be up later this week. Find the pictures for chapter 5 here!

  16. S2:E4 – Jorge Joestar Chapter 4 - Morioh

    The squeaky chair from the main feed makes its return. This chapter was SO much information to distill. You'd think I'd be the one to hate it since I take the notes but c'est la vie. Find the pictures for chapter 4 here!

  17. S2:E3 – Jorge Joestar Chapter 3 - Wounds

    Episode 2 of our Jorge Joestar recap covering Chapter 3: Wounds. We start looking at the pictures from the light novel in this one! Find the pictures for chapter 3 here!

  18. S2:E2 – Jorge Joestar Chapter 2 - Nishi Akatsuki

    Episode 2 of our Jorge Joestar recap covering Chapter 2: Nishi Akatsuki. Fucking Panlandia is too fuck. I love this book. Find the pictures for chapter 2 here!

  19. S2:E1 – Jorge Joestar Chapter 1 - Tuskumojuku

    Episode one of our Jorge Joestar Recap Podcast covering chapter 1: Tsukumojuku! We're trying to go with this being edit light, so please provide feedback on how you like it and if this format seesm good for y'all in the discord or in the comments on this post! Find the pictures for chapter 1 here!

  20. S1:E76 – 76 - The End of Stand Off!

    This is it! The end. The finale! Thank you all for sticking with us to the end and follow us on twitter to see if we do any more content now that we're free from this herculean task. Matchups: King Crimson VS Weather Report Tusk VS Made In Heaven Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast…

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  21. S1:E75 – 75 - Sorry for the Part 6 Spoilers They Can't be Helped

    If GER = {1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, ...} & TA4 = {1, 1.01, 1.001, 1.001, ..., 1.999...} which is the bigger infinite set? Yes I relearned set notation for this stupid bit what of it? I probably wrote something wrong too and I will not accept criticism. Matchups: Gold Experience Requiem VS Tusk Stone...

  22. S1:E74 – 74 - #IRememberFigureItOut

    NIckelodeon game show brain. I knew this episode would break my heart so I just tried to hold off from talking match-ups for as long as possible and it's honestly fantastic content. Matchups: King Crimson VS C-Moon Weather Report VS White Snake Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast Support...

  23. S1:E73 – 73 - Is it Funny to Make an "End of Act 5" Joke if I'm Editing this on Homestuck Day?

    This is it! The end of round 5! Next round is in the quarter finals so that means just three episodes after this one! I can't believe we've made it this far without killing each other. I'm so sorry about the title but my brain is melting and I don't know how to be funny anymore. Matchups: Killer...

  24. S1:E72 – 72 - No Part 6 in This One, Ironically Enough

    I'm sorry for all the Final Fantasy XIV talk but I just finished Shadowbringers (well, finished it the night after this was recorded) and it's all I'm capable of thinking about anymore. Matchups: Gold Experience Requiem VS Metallica Tusk VS Doggy Style Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast...

  25. S1:E71 – 71 - The Give-up Arc Continues

    I hope you like vague references to Baoh and Death Stranding with a heaping helping of us not knowing what to do with ourselves anymore! Matchups: Mandom VS Weather Report Whitesnake VS Hey Ya! Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast Support us on Patreon! Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) &...

  26. S1:E70 – 70 - Welcome to the Pucci Round

    Is there a word for what comes before the quarter finals or do people not care about that? Is it sweet sixteen or something? Should we have done a bit about March Madness? Who can say. And as for the title: Pucci is about 1/5th of the entrants in this round which is WILD. All three of his stands...

  27. S1:E69 – 69 - Q&A Episode!

    In Stand Off! tradition we're taking a break between bracket rounds BUT don't want to leave you content-less this week. Enjoy hearing us answer listener questions and look forward to the return of normal episodes next week. Matchups: Kat & Kingdom VS Your Questions Find the show on Twitter at...

  28. S1:E68 – 68 - Poisoned by the OVA

    Talking about two part 3 stands a few hours after watching the Dio's World arc of the original OVA was both a mistake and a great idea. Q&A next week! Send us questions on twitter, to our email, or on discord! Matchups: Cream VS Paisley Park Made in Heaven VS The Fool Find the show on Twitter at...

  29. S1:E67 – 67 - Bubungus :)

    "Invisible Spin" implies that the spin in Part 7 was visible which.... I don't thin was true???? How do you see the concept of "spin"? Jojo's is very good. We FINALLY get some good vamping this episode. Speed King.jpg Matchups: Killer Queen VS Speed King Stone Free VS Catch the Rainbow Find the...

  30. S1:E66 – 66 - Peel Yourself Like an Apple

    Sorry about some of the audio issues in this one! I did my best to make it as good as it can be. Funny Haley Joel Osment Sora voice. Matchups: Tusk VS Gold Experience Green Green Grass of Home VS Doggy Style Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast Support us on Patreon! Hosted by Kat...

  31. S1:E65 – 65 - The Inherent Sacrelige of Steel Ball Run

    The title is barely relevant to the episode but I'm tired. Matchups: Super Fly VS Gold Experience Requiem Metallica VS In a Silent Way Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast Support us on Patreon! Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom). Guested by Skye (@ElectricChai)....

  32. S1:E64 – 64 - Jorge is Infesting the Main Feed

    "i got frogs on ur $800 pants" "YOU GOTYA WHA WYHA WYAHWH AHWY FROGS ON MY $800 BLUE PANTS?!" Matchups: Whitesnake VS Justice Chariot Requiem VS Hey Ya! Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast Support us on Patreon! Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom). Guested by…

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  33. S1:E63 – 63 - Which One Fucked?

    Stand Off! The only podcast where we ask the questions that even MATTER about Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. I did my best to remove it but there's a bit of an echo though this one! Sorry 'bout that. Matchups: Mandom VS Spice Girl Sky High VS Weather Report Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast...

  34. S1:E62 – 62 - We Love a Spy Kids Related Tangent

    It's a long one! Matchups: Heaven's Door VS Purple Haze C-Moon VS Oasis Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast Support us on Patreon! Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom). Guested by Skye (@GenuinenoPrize). Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by...

  35. S1:E61 – 61 - Is King Crimson the Monado?

    We're back and more chaotic than ever! Here's hoping you like guests, Beyond Two Souls, and Ben 10 because that's what this episode is all about! We're on the train straight to the end of this podcast and there's no getting off now. Matchups: King Crimson VS Foo Fighters Pearl Jam VS Kiss Find…

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  36. S1:E60 – 60 - Sex Pistols Can Have Little a Salami as a Treat

    We made it! Round three is over and we're into the home stretch! See Y'all in 2021 for the start of round 4! Matchups: Sex Pistols VS Made in Heaven Tatoo You! VS The Fool Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast Support us on Patreon! Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom...

  37. S1:E59 – 59 - Harvest is Kingdom's Bee Son

    No thoughts only World of Warcraft: Shadowlands Matchups: Harvest VS Cream Paisley Park VS Hierophant Green Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast Support us on Patreon! Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom). Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by...

  38. S1:E58 – 58 - Magician's Red Spicy Chicken Sandwich Now Available at a KFC Near You

    Gonna be honest all I can think of right now is World of Warcraft: Shadowlands and Postmodern Philosophy (unrelated) so I don't have anything good for the show notes. I was able to make one joke today and it's the episode title. Expect jokes to return next week (maybe). Matchups: 20th Century Boy...

  39. S1:E57 – 57 - Green Day Canon Feet

    Did you know that the doman standoff.com costs $45,000? In unrelated news visit standoff.website. This episode include a lot of off topic content and just raw chaos. As I'm typing these notes I said "I don't know why I'm in a mood today but I am" and I'll be damned if I wasn't definitely in a…

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  40. S1:E56 – 56 - Talkin' 'Bout Going to Heaven

    I really, really hate that Araki decided that you need 14 phrases to go to heaven it's WAY too close to nazi shit. It's certainly not, but it still feels bad to say out loud. I feel like we talked about Zeno's Paradox being scary in the show notes last time but it sure is upsetting. ALSO the new...

  41. S1:E55 – 55 - Mining by ColinZ is a Song

    Diamond pick so heavy I feel like I'm holding a mountain.... The protagonist stands are gradually being whittled away. I wonder how the Tusk VS Gold Experience matchup is gonna go in a few months from now... we'll just have to wait and see Matchups: Tusk VS Soft & Wet Gold Experience VS Civil War...

  42. 54.5 - Spooky Off!

    Happy Halloween everyone! I have nothing to say about this one except that it's a wild fucking ride. Enjoy? Apologies for any audio issues. We had to use Craig for this one and that bear is fickle. Matchups: Jack Skellington VS Thebestmaster The Green M&M VS Count Chocula Find the show on Twitter...

  43. S1:E54 – 54 - Doppio's Tantrum Continues to be Cool

    Yes we did the intro wrong I was not used to having a backlog for once. We finally managed to do an episode where we both DON'T sound exhausted at the same time which is truly wild. Matchups: Metallica VS Grateful Dead In a Silent Way VS Cheap Trick Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast...

  44. S1:E53 – 53 - Durst Facts 2: Still Durstin'

    The promised return of Durst Facts is finally here! It's actually real cool how Requiem Stands are really thematically meaningful. Makes me like them a lot more than I already did, which was a lot. Interior Zombified Alligator Matchups: Super Fly VS Achtung Baby Gold Experience Requiem VS Limp...

  45. S1:E52 – 52 - Chariot Requeim is a Persona Reference

    Chariot Requiem is a stand that ripped off Persona, a franchise that ripped off stands. Really makes you think. Matchups: White Album VS Chariot Requiem Sticky Fingers VS Hey Ya! Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast Support us on Patreon! Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom...

  46. S1:E51 – 51 - The One Where we Make a Runescape Reference

    It's astounding that even her in round 3 we can get matchups where both of the stands are just kind of "eh" to talk about. Remember friends, now that it's autumn make sure to check for Les Feuilles under your leaves as you rake them. Throwing them in the garbage is inhumane. Matchups: White Snake...

  47. S1:E50 – 50 - My Dad Jobin

    The vibe rating for this episode is fucked up at best! Buth that's what makes it good!! I've let school and work and personal responsibilities kinda stack up on me so apologies if episodes are weird for a bit. All the stands in this episode kinda suck except Weather Report though, though they're...

  48. S1:E49 – 49 - Ringo Roadagain Lore Dump

    We talk about the funny goatee man a lot in this one just because he's a cool character. If we mentioned One Piece in this one we would have hit like, every stupid reference we always make. Truly a missed opportunity. These notes would be better but I'm too busy watching Mori Calliope streams,...

  49. S1:E48 – 48 - C-Moon might be DIO

    Episode Notes Hi, I'm Kingdom. I edited this one, and I have no idea what to put in the episode notes because I'm really dumb <3 Matchups: C-Moon VS Yo-Yo Ma Born This Way VS Oasis Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom). Our...

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Join Kat and Kingdom in Stand Off! as we work our way through a bracket to determine, objectively, which Stand Ability from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is the greatest of them all.

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