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Standard Docking Procedure

by Gavin Gaddis

Humanity might have reached the stars, but the 9-5 still rolls on just the same. There's just spaceships now. Follow a ensemble cast of characters ase they do their best to get through the week without breaking anything too important. Who among us hasn't dealt with classic sci-fi sitcom conundrums like forgetting one's keys on a spacewalk, cooking food with a rocket, or tracking down a missed connection in virtual reality?Just them? Well then.Transcripts of every episode and minisode can be found on our website.

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Episodes

  1. S1E5 - Space Turkey

    It's the holiday season on Pseudopolis. Time for delicious food, good company, and an unexpected visit from an exploration ship? It's cold out in space, and the ISA Thornton just found something that's about to heat up... For show notes and a full transcript please visit DockingPod.com Please...

  2. S1E4 - Space Walk

    Humphrey's going outside on his first-ever space walk, and he couldn't have done it at a worse time. As the gang inside do their best to figure out how to solve a problem, Humphrey's left alone with just his imagination and an overly enthusiastic space suit tutorial program named Buddy. There's a...

  3. Outtakes: Space Steaks (and some announcements!)

    Heyo everyone! I'm unlocking something the Patreon peeps have had for a while for funsies and am bringing you three announcements! Some cool stuff is happening tonight, as well as next week! Aahh! Also if you wanna join in on the cool vibes live stream I'm doing tonight, here's the Discord link:...

  4. S1E2 - Space Date

    Reagan's breaking back into the dating scene, but in doing so accidentally set up two dates at the same time! What's a space-girl to do? CONTENT WARNINGS: This episode includes depictions of a sci-fi battleground with gun sounds, explosions, and one "on screen" character being shot in a PG-13...

  5. Dr. Humphrey: OBGYN | Minisode

    You're in an elevator with a pregnant person, they go into labor... what do you do? Or, even better question, what does HUMPHREY do? Well, buckle up and find out as this minisode pits Humphrey against the impending doom of the miracle of birth. For content warnings head to...

  6. S1E2 - Space Steaks | Part Two

    We rejoin our heroes mere moments (and totally not five months) after the end of part one. Will Humphrey and Tiff come up with a plan to thwart the dastardly, some would even say rude Captain Widdershins and offload 39.9 tons of pre-cooked synth-steak? Content Warning: This episode features a…

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  7. Below Decks | Behind-the-Scenes of SDP

    We're making the first episode of our new Patreon-exclusive sister show about the making of Standard Docking Procedure FREE! Also, don't worry, the new episode is coming out next week on Thursday, May 2nd! Join Jordan and Gavin as they sit down and talk about where SDP came from, Gavin's...

  8. Gavin's Many Jobs | IndieGoGo Minisode

    Showrunner Gavin has locked himself away aboard the swanky cruise ship docked at Pseudopolis Station to get some writing done. Or... at least that's what he WANTS to do. For more information on Standard Docking Procedure and a link to our crowdfunding campaign, visit DockingPod.com/About

  9. Tiff Breaks the Intranet | IndieGoGo Minisode

    On this mini-adventure we hear the story of how Tiff's yearning for having food delivered instead of going to get it herself managed to crash the entire station's intranet. It involves trivia and a very frustrated April.

  10. Eat at Carloni's | IndieGoGo Minisode

    For the second of our four mini-sodes we find Reagan joining Carloni in a recording booth ready to record what's sure to be the viral ad of the century for Carloni's 3D Pizza. If only Carloni was also ready. This bite-sized bit of Pseudopolis fun is brought to you by the IndieGoGo campaign to…

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  11. Humphrey's Picture Day | IndieGoGo Minisode

    We join Humphrey waiting in line to get a new ID photo taken now that he's a resident of Pseudopolis station. He's never had a good ID photo before, and intends on changing that today. Tiff is also there, she's got chili fries and nothing better to do. This bite-sized bit of Pseudopolis fun is...

  12. S1E1 - Space Steaks | Part One

    In the inaugural visit to Pseudopolis station we find station traffic controll clerk Tiff's work day is not going as planned. Instead of the usual boring routine of helping ships dock and undock she's got to figure out how to sell 40 tons of synthetic meat on a station full of people who don't...

  13. Pardon Our Space-Dust

    Gavin's busy finishing up Pseudopolis station for the upcoming pilot, so to get a trailer out he invited friend of the show Wil Williams to drop by and have a look-see at the shopping district. It... needs a few more finishing touches to really shine. For more info about the show, newsletter...

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Humanity might have reached the stars, but the 9-5 still rolls on just the same. There's just spaceships now. Follow a ensemble cast of characters ase they do their best to get through the week without breaking anything too important. Who among us hasn't dealt with classic sci-fi sitcom conundrums like forgetting one's keys on a spacewalk, cooking food with a rocket, or tracking down a missed connection in virtual reality?Just them? Well then.Transcripts of every episode and minisode can be found on our website.

HOSTED BY

Gavin Gaddis

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How many episodes does Standard Docking Procedure have?

Standard Docking Procedure currently has 13 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.

What is Standard Docking Procedure about?

Humanity might have reached the stars, but the 9-5 still rolls on just the same. There's just spaceships now. Follow a ensemble cast of characters ase they do their best to get through the week without breaking anything too important. Who among us hasn't dealt with classic sci-fi sitcom conundrums...

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Standard Docking Procedure has 13 episodes. Check the episode list to see recent publication dates and frequency.

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Standard Docking Procedure is created and hosted by Gavin Gaddis.
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