Standard Docking Procedure

It's the holiday season on Pseudopolis. Time for delicious food, good company, and an unexpected visit from an exploration ship? It's cold out in space, and the ISA Thornton just found something that's about to heat up... For show notes and a full transcript please visit DockingPod.com Please consider supporting the show at Patreon.com/DockingPod Music used: Crinoline Dreams" and "Finding the Balance" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Humphrey's going outside on his first-ever space walk, and he couldn't have done it at a worse time. As the gang inside do their best to figure out how to solve a problem, Humphrey's left alone with just his imagination and an overly enthusiastic space suit tutorial program named Buddy. There's a reason Buddy was discontinued. For show notes and a full transcript (coming Wednesday, 10-16-19) please visit DockingPod.com Please consider supporting the show at Patreon.com/DockingPod

Heyo everyone! I'm unlocking something the Patreon peeps have had for a while for funsies and am bringing you three announcements! Some cool stuff is happening tonight, as well as next week! Aahh! Also if you wanna join in on the cool vibes live stream I'm doing tonight, here's the Discord link: https://discord.gg/wZxDhx

Reagan's breaking back into the dating scene, but in doing so accidentally set up two dates at the same time! What's a space-girl to do? CONTENT WARNINGS: This episode includes depictions of a sci-fi battleground with gun sounds, explosions, and one "on screen" character being shot in a PG-13 manner. Full transcript and show notes will be available later today at DockingPod.com

You're in an elevator with a pregnant person, they go into labor... what do you do? Or, even better question, what does HUMPHREY do? Well, buckle up and find out as this minisode pits Humphrey against the impending doom of the miracle of birth. For content warnings head to https://dockingpod.com/?p=311

We rejoin our heroes mere moments (and totally not five months) after the end of part one. Will Humphrey and Tiff come up with a plan to thwart the dastardly, some would even say rude Captain Widdershins and offload 39.9 tons of pre-cooked synth-steak? Content Warning: This episode features a scene in which a character drinks a non-alcoholic cocktail in a bar. For a full cast list, transcripts, and links to exclusive Patreon content, please visit DockingPod.com

We're making the first episode of our new Patreon-exclusive sister show about the making of Standard Docking Procedure FREE! Also, don't worry, the new episode is coming out next week on Thursday, May 2nd! Join Jordan and Gavin as they sit down and talk about where SDP came from, Gavin's inspirations, where the show might be going, and some fun behind-the-scenes deets about the making of the pilot! OR you can hear it right now by joining the Patreon at $3 or above! There's some fun stuff (including a minisode and some outtakes...) over at Patreon.com/DockingPod

Showrunner Gavin has locked himself away aboard the swanky cruise ship docked at Pseudopolis Station to get some writing done. Or... at least that's what he WANTS to do. For more information on Standard Docking Procedure and a link to our crowdfunding campaign, visit DockingPod.com/About

On this mini-adventure we hear the story of how Tiff's yearning for having food delivered instead of going to get it herself managed to crash the entire station's intranet. It involves trivia and a very frustrated April.

For the second of our four mini-sodes we find Reagan joining Carloni in a recording booth ready to record what's sure to be the viral ad of the century for Carloni's 3D Pizza. If only Carloni was also ready. This bite-sized bit of Pseudopolis fun is brought to you by the IndieGoGo campaign to fund season one. If you have a moment, do please consider checking it out! With your help we can keep this station spinning and you can get some cool SDP merch!

We join Humphrey waiting in line to get a new ID photo taken now that he's a resident of Pseudopolis station. He's never had a good ID photo before, and intends on changing that today. Tiff is also there, she's got chili fries and nothing better to do. This bite-sized bit of Pseudopolis fun is brought to you by the IndieGoGo campaign to fund season one. If you have a moment, please visit DockingPod.com/Support to check out the campaign. With your help we can keep this station spinning!

In the inaugural visit to Pseudopolis station we find station traffic controll clerk Tiff's work day is not going as planned. Instead of the usual boring routine of helping ships dock and undock she's got to figure out how to sell 40 tons of synthetic meat on a station full of people who don't y'know, need 40 tons of synthetic meat. Content Warning: This episode contains audio of a character taking a bite of a crunchy piece of food. No chewing or other mouth-sounds are heard. For a full cast list, transcripts, and information about our upcoming crowdfunding campaign, please visit DockingPod.com

Gavin's busy finishing up Pseudopolis station for the upcoming pilot, so to get a trailer out he invited friend of the show Wil Williams to drop by and have a look-see at the shopping district. It... needs a few more finishing touches to really shine. For more info about the show, newsletter sign-up, and a transcript of this promo head to DockingPod.com