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Star Trek Sucks?

by Star Trek Sucks?

A podcast where two cool dudes with good opinions and good decision making skills decide to watch all of Star Trek TNG (and occasionally other shows, as a bonus).

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Episodes

  1. Bastille Day Bonus! Picard Episode 1!

    Bastille Day Bonus! Picard Episode 1! by Star Trek Sucks?

  2. Episode 4.17 On The Rarity Of Hydrogen

    Episode 4.17 On The Rarity Of Hydrogen by Star Trek Sucks?

  3. Episode 4.16 Geordi Has Very Bad Game.

    Episode 4.16 Geordi Has Very Bad Game. by Star Trek Sucks?

  4. Episode 4.15 Wherein Riker Cucks Frasier Crane - 6:26:21, 9.57 PM

    Episode 4.15 Wherein Riker Cucks Frasier Crane - 6:26:21, 9.57 PM by Star Trek Sucks?

  5. Bonus! Red Dwarf!

    Bonus! Red Dwarf! by Star Trek Sucks?

  6. Episode 4.14 - What Episode Is This?

    Episode 4.14 - What Episode Is This? by Star Trek Sucks?

  7. Episode 4.13 - Judge Data

    This week Data is once again the only part of the episode worth watching, as a woman claiming to be a God attempts to take over a planet. Is she really a god? Is she just a con artist? The stakes are meaningless, so it's impossible to care. Enjoy!

  8. BONUS CONTENT!! The Official Worst Episode So Far! - 6:10:21, 8.53 PM

    I painstakingly built brackets for the 64 worst episodes of the 80 or so we've seen so far, and we were both quite surprised by which one came out on...top?

  9. Episode 4.12 Gul Dukat, But Not Gul Dukat

    Episode 4.12 Gul Dukat, But Not Gul Dukat by Star Trek Sucks?

  10. Episode 4.11 - Data's Day

    It's Jack's favorite episode to date.

  11. Episode 4.10 - With guest Alvin Williams!

    Episode 4.10 - With guest Alvin Williams! by Star Trek Sucks?

  12. Episode 4.09 - Leil Gets A Chicken

    Episode 4.09 - Leil Gets A Chicken by Star Trek Sucks?

  13. Episode 4.08 - Ed Balls Day

    This week we talked about Ed Balls and also Star Trek

  14. Episode 4.07 - Reunion

    Episode 4.07 - Reunion by Star Trek Sucks?

  15. Episode 4.06 - Legacy

    Today's episode answers the age-old question, "What if Tasha had a sister?"

  16. Episode 4.05 - Remember Me

    There's some echo on this week's recording. It's a long story, and I did all I could to clean it up. We are sorry about it. Here is where t-shirts are http://tee.pub/lic/startreksucks

  17. Episode 4.04 - Suddenly Human

    The crew finds a human child who has been raised by Indians, er, I mean, Talarians. Anyway, his grandma who's never met him wants him to go home to Earth, and he doesn't want to, and it isn't a very good episode.

  18. Bonus! What In The Hell Is Going On With The Turbolifts On The Starship Discovery??

    On today's bonus content, Jack finds out about some more dumb bullshit the Discovery showrunners did.

  19. Episode 4.03 - Brothers

    Episode 4.03 - Brothers by Star Trek Sucks?

  20. Episode 4.02 - Family

    Episode 4.02 - Family by Star Trek Sucks?

  21. Episode 4.01 - The Best Of Both Worlds Part 2

    Episode 4.01 - The Best Of Both Worlds Part 2 by Star Trek Sucks?

  22. Episode 03.26 - The Best Of Both Worlds Part 1

    Episode 03.26 - The Best Of Both Worlds Part 1 by Star Trek Sucks?

  23. Episode 3.25 - Transfigurations

    Episode 3.25 - Transfigurations by Star Trek Sucks?

  24. Episode 03.24 - Menage A Troi

    Jack's favorite character returns for a whirlwind romance with a Ferengi!

  25. Episode 3.23 - Sarek

    Episode 3.23 - Sarek by Star Trek Sucks?

  26. Episode 3.22 - The Most Toys

    Episode 3.22 - The Most Toys by Star Trek Sucks?

  27. Epsidoe 03.21 - Hollow Pursuits

    Epsidoe 03.21 - Hollow Pursuits by Star Trek Sucks?

  28. 3.20 - Tin Man

    3.20 - Tin Man by Star Trek Sucks?

  29. Episode 3.19 - Captain's Holiday

    Episode 3.19 - Captain's Holiday by Star Trek Sucks?

  30. BONUS! Discovery 1.02 - The Battle Of The Binary Stars

    You're gonna have to listen to the whole thing to find out why I used this photo. Also, here are some t-shirts you can buy. http://tee.pub/lic/startreksucks

  31. 3.18 - Allegiance

    Check out these cool shirts that are awesome and support the show! https://www.teepublic.com/user/star-trek-sucks?utm_source=designer&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=startreksucks

  32. Episode 3.16 - Sins Of The Father

    This week's episode is widely considered one of the best episodes in the series, and we would like a word with anybody who agrees with that assessment.

  33. Episode 3.16 - The Offspring

    This week's episode has nothing to do with the 90s California punk group The Offspring. This is just a podcast about Star Trek. If you came to hear about the band The Offspring, we are terribly sorry for the inconvenience.

  34. Episode 3.15 - Yesterday's Enterprise

    Episode 3.15 - Yesterday's Enterprise by Star Trek Sucks?

  35. Episode 3.14 A Matter Of Perspective

    Episode 3.14 A Matter Of Perspective by Star Trek Sucks?

  36. BONUS! Discovery Episode 1.01 - The Vulcan Hello

    You can buy a t-shirt. http://tee.pub/lic/startreksucks Russian robot that is definitely just a guy: https://www.iflscience.com/technology/russias-hightech-ai-robot-turns-out-to-be-human-in-robot-costume/?fbclid=IwAR1lAh32aXZ0K3JsoS2WS_zQJM81h1LxVJafGTC_rq_66VH3vFLMJWtgnvU

  37. Episode 3.13 - Deja Q

    Q is back. This time he's been stripped of his powers and his clothes, and is unceremoniously dumped on the bridge of the Enterprise, naked as the day he was...born? As it turns out, Q without powers is much easier for Jack to stomach. You can get a t-shirt with my new Worf: Scientific Punching...

  38. Episode 3.12 - The High Ground

    Episode 3.12 - The High Ground by Star Trek Sucks?

  39. Episodes 3.10 And 3.11 Because Leil Screwed Up The Audio

    Episodes 3.10 And 3.11 Because Leil Screwed Up The Audio by Star Trek Sucks?

  40. Episode 3.09 - The Vengeance Factor

    Episode 3.09 - The Vengeance Factor by Star Trek Sucks?

  41. Episode 3.08 - The Price

    Episode 3.08 - The Price by Star Trek Sucks?

  42. Episode 3.07 - The Enemy

    Episode 3.07 - The Enemy by Star Trek Sucks?

  43. Bonus! TOS 2.14 Wolf In The Fold!

    Bonus! TOS 2.14 Wolf In The Fold! by Star Trek Sucks?

  44. Episode 3.06 - Booby Trap

    Episode 3.06 - Booby Trap by Star Trek Sucks?

  45. Episode 3.05 - The Bonding

    This episode could have been so goddamn good.

  46. Episode 3.04 - Who Watches The Watchers

    Episode 3.04 - Who Watches The Watchers by Star Trek Sucks?

  47. Episode 3.03 - The Survivors

    Episode 3.03 - The Survivors by Star Trek Sucks?

  48. Episode 3.02 - The Ensigns Of Command

    It's another one. Honestly guys, between the house project and the new job I'm barely getting these edited and released on time, I can't think of anything to write here. I'm sorry. Thank you for listening.

  49. Episode 3.01 - Evolution

    Episode 3.01 - Evolution by Star Trek Sucks?

  50. Episode 2.22 - Shades Of Gray

    This episode sucks. A fitting end to the season.

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A podcast where two cool dudes with good opinions and good decision making skills decide to watch all of Star Trek TNG (and occasionally other shows, as a bonus).

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