Episodes
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Episode 41: Cowboy Joe
Riding in from the untamed western regions of The Healing Power of Stomock, Cowboy Joe has an important lesson to learn. Guest starring a poorly imitated Sam Elliott. Cowboy Joe The open plain the great divide the amber grains the cattle drive the mountain snow the endless sky coyotes call as you...
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Episode 40: Homeschool Mom: Sharia Law
Announcing the debut album from Homeschool Mom, a devout group of southern evangelical christian folks who do not judge you. In Sharia Law, they tell of the absolutely real threat which is ever-current, ever-threatening, and ever-totally-real: Sharia Law. It's in that neighborhood. Over there.…
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Episode 39: Happy Birthday, Ike
He did and he does.
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Episode 38: They're Doin It (Homeschool Mom)
The ultraconservative evangelical band Homeschool Mom's first release revisits a favorite conspiracy theory from a few election cycles ago. I'm sure they still believe this but they've moved on to more fashionable conspiracy theories for the current election cycle.
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Episode 37: Bible Belted
From Gut Work and from our hearts, this song speaks to and from our hearty, healthy upbringing. Swing back, my friends.
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Gut Work
Featuring the deep-gut vocal stylings of Tall Paul.
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M-ma
And here's the song in the original English. Enjoy the slightly-off shaker, the many many layers of slightly off vocals, and the excessive echo that makes it art.
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M-ma and Umlaut
First we had M-ma, a ditty with an unreliable narrator, then we had Umlaut, the same ditty rendered in unreliable German. Here's the latter. It's the song that sees noTHING, Naaaah-THING!
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Blistarr: Birthday Song
The boys at Blistarr made a birthday song for half of Stömock some years back. Here 'tis, minus the cussy bits at the end where their true feelings came through.
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No Shit Sherlock
Here's a charming ditty from Nö Shit, in which the Right Stomock (because he is always right) tells the tale of No Shit Sherlock, a gangsta version of Sherlock Holmes. The song, like NSS himself, is NSFWUACS (not safe for work under any conceivable circumstances). I would post more info about the...
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Which Brings Us Back to Ferdukia
After Gut Work, we decided to remake Ferdukia, our rock opera epic. We worked on it for a long time and used a couple of different software tools... but we were never together, geographically, during the entire project. For awhile we used a collaborative recording tool, the name of which I can't...
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I Hate Our Freedom
I wrote this back in July 2005, as should be evident from the lyrics. I won't dissect them.
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Liquor and Whores
A quick cover of a song from the glorious Canadian TV show Trailer Park Boys.
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Farbalated (The Circular Digestive System)
By the end of the 90's, the Internet had come along to the point where geographically disparate stomachans could collaborate by trading files. We began to use a now-defunct startup whose name I can't remember. They were an early social media network built around creating music collaboratively.…
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Yet Another Typical Song
You know what the world really needs? Another version of Another Typical Song.
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Another Another Typical Song
ATS appeared on Distended, our first EP. It falls in the category of "mean Stomock songs" since it's describing a friend. There are several of these, but that's all I'll say about that. The original recording may be lost to the ages. I have it on my CD of Noxious Effluvia, but I unwisely put a...
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Live at the Save the Trees Dome
Said dome was conveniently located in Bryan's mom's backyard, where we could hear a neighbor hard at work with his chainsaw. And so can you, thanks to the magic of 4-track tape. Actually, you can hear the chain saw with only one track. Thanks to an Clapton live recording and another of the four...
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LDUotS Part 2: Stomock Master Plan
The only listenable track on SMP is the title track, in which we brag about how awesome we are and how you're not worthy to be our fan(s). The faux brag is a Stomock tradition going back to the days when the first Stomocks dragged themselves out of the primordial swamp to sing an impromptu song...
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The Long Dark Upset of the Stomock
After A New World Odor we entered the long dark upset of the Stomock. Marked by excess and haste, our output during this period is less than gutacular. First came Bible-Belted Big Blackmail (1992) and its b-side, Half an Ass Beats Nun, then F*** Manifesto (1993), and The Stomock Master Plan…
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A New World Odor
A New World Odor's 30 tracks mark the end of the early Stomock period and herald much of what was to come in the next ten years. The Right Stomock's growing musical skills were growing while the Left Stomock was getting distracted by graduate school and other distractions. This is the first…
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History of Stomock: Ferdukia 2003 Part 2
This song was on both versions of Ferdukia. It's the coming-of-age story of the boy who got left in the woods. There's a parallel song for the boy the king kept, which features the line, "I played my flute/and clicked my heels/and gaily escaped under cover of night." The key to this song, of...
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History of Stomock: Ferdukia 2003
There was a long hiatus in Stomock recording while the two halves of the Stomock lived busy lives separated by broad physical distances. In 1996, for instance, we were separated by 6,436.8 miles, give or take a tenth of a mile. In the meantime, the Internet developed to the point where we could...
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History of Stomock: Ferdukia I
The next album was Endangered Feces, recorded in 1989. But looking at the track list (and listening to the quality of the songs digitized from the ancient tape) I don't feel like sharing anything from that one. Ferdukia, which followed, was a rock opera about two boys conceived in badness, born...
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History of Stomock: Hang Out Yer Stomock 2004
In 2004, we re-recorded some of the songs from our fuzzy early tapes. Here's Hang Out Yer Stomock.
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History of Stomock: Hang Out Yer Stomock
The first Stomock songs were recorded in the winter of 1986-87, during a break from my freshman year in college. The sequence is a little blurry for me now, but we recorded a short tape called "Distended" and another whose name I can't remember. We declared them to be "EPs" since they only had a...
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The Stuff I Like
Lyrics
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Bring Me An Egg, Sweet Jesus
I set out to write an Easter carol. I don't think I succeeded. As the Other Stomock once said, "listen in the spirit of prayerful devotion." I marked it explicit out of deference for tender religious sensibilities. There's no icky poo poo language, though.
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Hard, Hard Drinkin'
I was issued a special dispensation.
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Ass First
Everything in this song is completely and literally true.
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Texas Two Step
C'mon! C'mon!
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Uke Troop
This is old, but my one subscriber complained, so I'm posting it. I wrote this for my brother's friend Seth, who is posted in Iraq. He got a uke from ukesfortroops and has been learning to play it.
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My Baby Hates Christmas
No postings since June? I guess I'd better do some stupid shit. Here's another contribution to my eternally planned, eternally doomed, all-Christmas-Carol Stomock album.
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Dr. Oldenblatter
Dr. Oldenblatter describes the effect The Unlistenables have on those fools who choose to listen.
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Ego Free
Everyone knows it's true.
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Bein' the Man Blues
Recorded in two takes (one guitar, one vocal) on an electrified cigar box guitar I just finished this evening. Lyrics here.
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Toe Jam of the Devil
It's good to know what you are.
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It's Not Russia
Written & recorded in one shot this evening, without bothering to tune my guitar, divert from my usual guitar strumming mode & progression, or change from the default echo patch on my vocal processor. Enjoy.
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